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This is Not a Game [Complete]	By : JaydenNara Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 2210 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 7
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Meet the Uzumaki's

In a grey windowless hallway with only two doors sat a small blonde. He looked to be in his late teens. His shocking blue orbs staring blankly at the smooth grey wall in front of him, lost in thought. The teen had been called in for an important meeting. He'd been waiting for about twenty minutes, though that was his own fault. He'd come in half an hour early for his six thirty meeting, he had nothing better to do this early in the morning, he didn't sleep much.

The concealed double doors on one end of the hallway flew open as a redhead. only about two inches taller than the blond, strode in. Upon seeing the other boy sitting the red head's face spit into a large grin, his own blue eyes brightening. "Naruto!" he exclaimed. "How have you been little brother? I haven't seen you in weeks. Did you stay out of trouble?" He quickly moved towards Naruto.

Standing up, Naruto met the red head halfway. "Kyuubi!" he yelled happily as his brother pulled him into a bear hug, lifting him off the floor and twirling him around. "I can't believe you're here," the blonde said once he was back on his own two feet. "I was sure your mission would take longer. What are you doing here?"

"Tsunade called me in for a meeting. I just got in, so I was a bit surprised she's calling me out already." He pondered this for a few minutes before shrugging it off. He studied his baby brother.

Orphaned when Naruto was fourteen, they were all each other had. When they were growing up they had your typical sibling relationship of fighting, and arguing, but they were also best friends. It was when tragedy struck nearly five years ago that they were forced to grow up, and fast. Kyuubi was left with the guardianship of his little brother at the young age of nineteen, and was forced to pick up the shattered remains of his brothers childhood. Naruto hadn't been the same since.

Though a large grin adorned the blondes face, it was as fake as they came. Kyuubi knew this had nothing to do with him. Naruto just hadn't been the same since that day, that terrible day they never spoke of. Naruto still tried to act like his normal happy for the sake of everyone around, reacting to situations as his brain told him he should. The emotions never reached his eyes though, they hadn't in years.

Despite Naruto's lack of real enthusiasm, the two brothers were still close. Kyuubi being one of the few people Naruto truly trusted. They even lived in the same apartment they had gotten together all those years ago.

They wandered to the bench that Naruto had been sitting on moments ago. "Us on a mission together," Naruto contemplated. "That hasn't happened in awhile. Makes me wonder what they want us to do exactly. Usually it isn't pretty."

"So, you never did answer me," said Kyuubi, trying to change the subject. "Did you stay out of trouble? While we're on the subject, how's the apartment? It better not be destroyed again." He thought back to the last time he'd been away for an extended amount of time. He'd come home to find the housed trashed and Naruto passed out with his four closest friends. All five were in their boxers and cuddled on the blondes' bed. They had thrown a party, and apparently a small private one immediately after. As strange as it sounds, luckily no one got laid. At least as far as he knew, they claimed nothing happened.

Just by looking at Kyuubi's face, Naruto could tell what his brother was thinking of. "The house is fine," he said chuckling. "I hung out with Shikamaru and Kiba, mostly at their places, and we kept our clothes on." He reclined against the back of the bench, his hands behind his head. "Don't forget, I had my own missions to keep me busy while you were gone," he added.

They fell into friendly conversation, catching up on the weeks they'd missed together. They spoke of what Naruto and his friends did, and made lunch plans they knew they'd end up breaking due to conflicting schedules. Even though they shared an apartment, they often didn't see each other for weeks at a time.

All too soon they were interrupted by the door opposite the one Kyuubi came through being opened quietly. "Tsunade will see you now," a quiet short haired brunette announced. She stood to the side waving them in.

The two brothers stood and swiftly made their way to the open door. "Thanks Shizune," said Naruto giving the older women a quick hug. Kyuubi followed suit before they walked through the door into a large round office.

A stern looking woman with long platinum blonde pig tails and a large bosom sat behind an oak desk. She smiled a little at the sight of the boys. Tsunade looked at the two as if they were her own sons.

"Baa-chan!" cried Naruto, his arms outstretched in greeting.

"Brat!" The busty blonde threw an empty sake bottle at the obnoxious teen. Said teen easily dodged the projectile, his brother catching it without difficulty before it could hit the wall and shatter.

"Nar," warned the red head. "Watch it or you'll end up with surveillance for several months."

Surveillance was the most boring job the agency had, usually only given to new or low ranking agents because of its ease. The task involved nothing more than sitting in a van eating fast food in front of a targets' home.

The blonde teen just shrugged as he flopped into a chair in front of the large desk. "So," he drawled. "What's the mission?"

Tsunade leaned back in her chair, crossing her arms. "We have to wait," she said rather annoyed. "We're still missing an agent."

"Let me guess. Kakashi?"

Tsunade nodded, and the siblings shared a nervous glance. It hadn't been hard to figure out who the other agent was. Kakashi was the only agent that was consistently late, and always had blatantly obvious lies as to why. Naruto knew this all to well being Kakashi's old protégé. When it came to the field though, he was one of the best, right along with Kyuubi and Naruto. For the three of them to be put on a mission together was somewhat troubling. Three top agents together was never a good sign.

Silence dragged out to the point that Naruto, finally having enough, started a pointless argument with Tsunade strictly for entertainment purposes. Luckily for the blonde, the door swung open before it reached a dangerous level. Kyuubi sighed in relief, he didn't really want to rush his only brother to the hospital again for a skull fracture.

"Yo." A tall man with silver gravity defying hair walked through the door, a sheepish smile plastered on his face. "Sorry I'm late. I was on my way here when I came across a broken down ice cream truck. The driver was frantic because all the ice cream was melting and the kids surrounding him were screaming and yelling. I couldn't just stand by and watch this travesty unfold, so I..."

"Kakashi," growled the irritated red head. "Shut up. You were late because you always are, so save it." He turned back to the blonde behind the desk. "Shall we proceed," he said making a motion for her to do so.

"Good to see you to Kyuubi," muttered the silver haired man. His mood instantly lightened, his one visible eye crinkling as he smiled. The other eye was hidden behind an eye patch. "It's your birthday isn't? You're what, twenty now?"

"I'm twenty four next week Kakashi."

"Really?" The older man seemed genuinely surprised. "My how time flies, I still remember the day you were born. I was only nine myself, but..."

"Can we get on with this please," interrupted Naruto, Kakashi took his seat looking slightly disgruntle.

"Right," said the older blonde as she sat up, shuffling her papers. She looked up, her mouth drawn in a thin line. "Agent Hatake, Agent Uzumaki, and Agent Uzumaki, you have been assigned an S-rank mission."

"You know that's really confusing right?" interjected Naruto. "Uzumaki and Uzumaki." Why the Hokage didn't use their codenames in these situations was beyond him.

Tsunade scowled darkly at the young blonde before continuing. “Your subjects are the members of the Uchiha family.” The group shot Kakashi a sympathetic look before returning their attention to what was before them. “Kakashi, you are being sent in as the new personal assistant for Fugaku and Mikoto Uchiha, President and Vice President of the Uchiha Corp. Kyuubi, you will be attending Konoha University as a student with Itachi, the eldest son. As for you Naruto, you will be going back to high school with the youngest, Sasuke.”

"What!" shrieked Naruto leaping out of his seat. His fists clenched, eyes ablaze as he glared at the women in front of him. "I don't want to go back to high school! That's not fair baa-chan!"

"Don't call me that brat!"

"Naruto," interrupted Kakashi while Kyuubi hauled the furious blonde back into his seat. "You're only nineteen, and the second youngest in the agency. Therefore you're the perfect agent for the mission."

"Sure, you remember his age but not mine," an annoyed Kyuubi mumbled mostly to himself. The others ignored him.

"But I don't want to go back to high school," whined the blonde. "I graduated four years ago."

Kyuubi snorted while watching with great amusement as his almost adult baby brother threw a temper tantrum like a five year old. "Technically you never went to high school Nar. You were tutored in the agency's school, and graduated early."

"Shut it Kyuu!"

"Wait..." Kyuubi whirled to face Tsunade again, understanding dawning on his face. "You called them subjects, not targets. Tsunade, we're not freaking bodyguards. We're highly trained special operatives..."

"Spies," quipped Naruto.

"Assassins," Kakashi added.

"Thank you peanut gallery," the red head drawled as he rolled his eyes. "As I was saying, this is not our job. What's so important about them anyway, and since when do we cater to the rich when they think they need protection."

"Orochimaru."

The tension in the room instantly thickened, three pairs of eyes turned to one blonde hair blued eyed teen. It was just like flipping a switch. The once bright and cheerful demeanour was gone. Naruto grit his teeth, his eyes hardened, fists clenching tightly. Anger and fear rolled off the teen in waves causing the other occupants in the room to shudder. Orochimaru was a sore subject when it came to the young agent. Only four others knew the story, other than the three in the room at present. He was determined to take the bastard down even if it was the last thing he did.

"That is the reason you are going in as 'freaking bodyguards' as you put it." Tsunade continued calmly. "The Uchiha family knows nothing of the danger they are in, nor anything of your mission. It is still not clear what he hopes to obtain from the family, but they must be protected at all costs, integrating them into your lives without revealing your connection to the agency. Do you understand?"

"Yes Hokage-sama," came the immediate response from the other three

"Tsunade," the blonde whispered, his eyes down casted to his hands. "Thank you." He wouldn't fight the assignment any further. He wanted to be there when Orochimaru was taken down. Tsunade was allowing him the chance and he appreciated that.

Tsunade smiled softly. Naruto rarely called her by her name. The other two stayed silent knowing this was an important moment.

"Right," said Tsunade breaking the silence that had fallen. "Down to business." She pushed a small button on the edge of her desk.

They only had to wait seconds before the door opened and Shizune walked in. The small brunette handed each agent a folder. "Inside you will find details of your mission, cover, and subject."

Kakashi shuffled through the contents of his packet. It included a security pass, work schedules, and background information on his two subjects and their company history. He glanced at their pictures, not that he really needed to. Mikoto and Fugaku Uchiha's faces were two of the most recognizable in the world. They were plastered all over the news daily, though to their credit, they managed to keep their sons out.

Kyuubi flipped through his folder with mild interest. It contained a map of the university campus, and his subjects class schedule which would soon become his own. He grinned when he saw the picture attached to the background information. His subject, in his opinion was downright sexy. Of course he couldn't do anything. It was against the rules to get involved with a target.

"He's cute."

Everybody turned to look at the person who had broken the silence. To their great surprise, they found it was Naruto.

The blonde had read through the details, glanced at the school schedule, and was now staring at the picture included, not even noticing he had commented out loud. The boy was absolutely gorgeous, not that it mattered. He would never let anyone get close regardless if he found them attractive or not.

"Check out mine Nar," said Kyuubi leaning over. He thrust his folder in the younger boys face. "He's sex on legs, and he's only a year and a half younger than me." He then snatched Naruto's folder out of the dazed teens' hands. "Damn, these two could be twins if not for the age difference. I have to admit Nar, yours is pretty damn hot as well, and he's only two years younger than you to."

"Give that back," he snarled grabbing his file and tossing his brothers back.

Tsunade watched the interaction closely, struggling not to laugh at the red heads antics. "You know the rules," she warned sternly, her golden brown eyes still dancing with laughter. "Do not get involved."

"Ahh... come on Tsunade," whined Kyuubi waving the picture in her face. "Look at this guy, he's delicious, and you said it yourself, he's not a target."

The LEAF agency had many rules, the biggest one being do not get attached or involved with your target. At least ninety eight percent of the time the target was being taken down, whether that involved theft of information, property destruction, legal action, or even assassination. If an agent was close to a target, the entire integrity of the operation was at stake. The worst case scenario would be an agent turning and aiding the target.

"You've got nothing to worry about with me," Naruto said quietly. "I never get attached." He looked down at the picture in his hand again completely missing the look Kyuubi and Tsunade shared.

More than anything, they wished Naruto could feel love again and let someone in. They knew he still blamed himself for what happened to one of the most precious people in his life. The teen hadn't let anyone close to him again other then his friends and his brother.

"Is this everything?" asked Kakashi. Everybody jumped, they had forgotten the man was there.

Nodding, Tsunade motioned for the door. "You are dismissed. It's seven now, please head to your respective locations."

Kyuubi pulled into the parking lot of Konoha high. To play the part perfectly, he needed to go through the motions of enrolling Naruto in school. So after parking the car, both he and Naruto climbed out and headed for the front door. It was seven thirty and the school grounds were void of any students.

Sighing heavily, Naruto pulled open the school doors. The two brothers headed to the office to meet with the principal. The secretary greeted them warmly and motioned for them to take a seat on a hard uncomfortable bench.

"I can't believe I actually have to go to classes just to watch this kid," moaned Naruto in annoyance. "This whole make contact thing is crap, it's not going to make a difference whether I pretend to be his friend or not. Why couldn't I just do surveillance from outside? You know, do the normal thing and stalk him."

He never got an answer because the door to the office opened to reveal a small women with wild black hair and red eyes. A huge grin spread over her face as the two boys stared at her in disbelief.

"Kurenai?"

"I was wondering who they were going to send," said the principal. "I was kind of hoping that they'd send Shikamaru or Kiba in, I haven't seen them in ages."

"Wh-what are you doing here?"

She continued to smirk as she waved them into her office, directing them into chairs in front of her desk. "I work here," she said closing the door and moving to sit behind the large desk. "After I left the agency I applied for a teaching position and last year I was made principal when the last one retired." They continued to gape at her.

Not too long ago Kurenai Yuhi had been an agent for LEAF along with her lover Asuma Sarutobi. Sadly Asuma had been killed in action three years ago on a dangerous mission with his protégé, Shikamaru. Kurenai and Shikamaru were devastated. Shikamaru was able to take his revenge and move on, but Kurenai struggled to do so. In the end she decided to leave the agency to raise their unborn child. The only one that knew the full details of her departure was Tsunade herself, she hadn't even told her own student Kiba.

"Anyway, let's get down to business. From what I was told, the agency is putting an agent in place to watch one of my students." Her eyes shifted between the two. "I take it that it's Naruto since he's younger. We'll register you as yourself but make you a seventeen year old instead of nineteen. It would make you seem like some sort of delinquent otherwise. Of course you'll be put into all the classes that were requested and you'll be expected to do the work to keep up appearances. Any questions?"

The Uzumaki brothers shook their heads. Naruto was quickly becoming more and more depressed. He didn't want to repeat all the boring high school work, once had been enough.

"Good," she smiled brightly at them. "Sign here Kyuubi as his legal guardian. We need to make this look legit," she clarified when they looked confused. Technically Naruto was a legal adult, but that didn't go along with their back story.

Taking the pen offered, Kyuubi quickly signed the documents placed in front of him. "Is that all?" he asked politely. He received a small nod. "Good, I have to head to school myself."

The bell rang, signalling the students of the school to head to class. The three occupants of the room stood, Kurenai waving them out the door. "I have to say," she began, the brothers turned to look at her again. "I didn't think I'd end up with two agents in my school."

"Two?"

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