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To Bag the Teacher	By : Trollmia Category: Naruto > Het - Male/Female Views: 1953 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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PART 2

Temari walked
out from the Hokage�s office. She met Nara, Shikamaru on the way.

�So you are back
again, Temari-san,� he said as he lit a cigarette.

�Cry-baby,�
Temari said and smiled. She engulfed him a tight hug. �It�s nice to see you
again. You�ve been promoted to jounin I see.�

�Ahh, not that I
worked for it,� Shikamaru said as he removed himself from her tight hug.

�That�s what you
get for having that brain of yours,� Temari snickered. �I am glad though.�

Shikamaru smiled
and inhaled some smoke.

�So what�s your
business here, Temari-san?� he asked.

�To bag me a
husband,� Temari said truthfully. �Your academy-teacher. I want him.�

�Umino-san?�
That was news to Shikamaru.

�Yeah, I want
him,� Temari said. �So I am on my way to court him.�

�Ehh, it�s
usually the other way around,� Shikamaru said and moved away a little bit more.

�What do you
mean?�

�It�s usually
the man that courts the woman,� Shikamaru said.

Temari threw her
had back and laughed heartily.

�You know me, I
don�t do things by the book,� Temari said after she caught her breath.

Shikamaru knew
that. Temari wouldn�t let any man court her, not unless she got to court the man
first. He could only speculate in how Iruka would handle this piece of a woman.

�Be kind to him,
Temari-san. He�s a good man,� Shikamaru stated.

�No worries
Cry-baby, I will take care of your teacher.�

And with that,
Temari left the Hokage-building. She was a woman with a mission. And the mission
was to bag a certain Chuunin-teacher.

She headed
towards the Academy and found Iruka on the playground, watching over his
subjects.

Temari jumped
down next to Iruka and smiled brightly towards him.

�Temari-san,� he
acknowledges her.

�Umino-san,�
Temari greeted him.

�You have a new
rowdy bunch I see,� Temari stated as she watched the children threw their kunais
against targets.

Iruka looked up
and saw the blonde kunoichi from Suna. He blushed and nodded. �They are good,�
he said with a wild smile.

�I will not go
around and beat the bush, Umino-san,� Temari started.

�Ehh?�

�I want you as
my mate, my husband.�

Iruka coughed
violently.

�S-say what?�

�You heard me �
I want you as my husband!� Temari repeated.

Iruka swallowed
and looked at the blonde bomb-shell once again. Surely she had mistaken him for
somebody else. Shikamaru probably.

�Temari-san, I
think� I think you got me confused with somebody e-else,� Iruka stuttered.

Temari snickered
and stepped even closer.

�No, I know who
you are Umino-san, and I know that I want to be called Umino-san as well.�

Iruka could only
gap at her confession. Had he fallen asleep and was having a very strange dream?
Or had someone put him under some weird genjutsu? Had he done something to
Kurenai to anger her? Because this couldn�t be real.

Temari silently
grunted at the teacher�s thick-headedness. Some guys really didn�t know when a
woman wanted them.

�Alright
Umino-san�.. Iruka-kun�.. I will just have to show you then�. Won�t I?� Temari
said as she stepped even closer to the very confused scar-nosed teacher.

�S-show me
w-what?� he stuttered and felt his face heat up as the gorgeous young
Suna-warrior came closer, right into his personal space.

�I said I want
you to be my mate, Iruka-kun. And I want to court you, but you don�t seem to
want to believe that,� Temari said as her hand reached out and gently touched
his cheek. �I don�t know how it all came to be, but somehow� I fell for you.�

Iruka�s mouth
gaped open once again, then he shook his head. This must be some cruel joke on
his part. Surely the Suna-kunoichi wanted someone more handsome and stronger
than Iruka?

�Is this some of
Kakashi-san�s cruel jokes?� Iruka almost snarled as his dark brown eyes
hardened. �Did that scarecrow-bastard put you up to this?�

�Ehh?� Temari
was confused.

�Tell
Kakashi-san that I won�t fall for it. Tell him to shove a stick up his butt and
remove that dead cockroach that crawled up there and died. Because I will not
fall for his insane and stupid tricks!!�

And with that
Iruka turned on his heel and walked back into the academy-building.

Temari stood
there, lost to what just happened.

But as the
teacher�s words sunk into her mind she began to boil with anger. Actually she
was getting very pissed off. But not at Iruka, oh no�. she would give a certain
copy-nin a piece of her female wrath. Because if Iruka�s words were something to
go by, the jounin had done something in the past to bring up this refusal in
Iruka.

�Kakashi-san,
you�re so gonna get it!!� she snarled and disappeared in a pillar of sand, a
trick that her little brother Gaara once taught her.

-*-*-

Iruka was fuming
as he stormed into the classroom but he soon realized he had to go outside.
Leaving the students alone while training with kunais and shurikens were not the
best idea. He sighed and leaned on his hands against his desk. What had he done
to deserve Kakashi-san�s devilish pranks?

Because this was
not the first time that lazy good for nothing jounin had pulled pranks on him.
Iruka still remembered the time when Kakashi had gotten Maito, Gai to use
Naruto�s infamous Sexy-no-jutsu. Iruka felt a cold shiver go down his spine. To
be amorously courted by a female Gai, that was a nightmare that could make any
grown up man to piss his pants.

�I will not let
you get to me this time Kakashi-san,� vouched Iruka as he straightend his back
and walked outside again to his students. �I don�t care how much you paid that
poor kunoichi, I will not fall into your net of schemes again.�

He could see his
students gathered in a bunch and he hurried forward. He saw one of the smaller
girls in his class cry her eyes out because she had cut herself on a kunai.

�Oh, I am so
sorry Ayame-chan, come here and I will help you,� Iruka said. And just like
that, everything about Kakashi and the Suna-woman were erased from his mind. All
he cared about was his students.

The tear-eyed
little girl looked up at her teacher and held out her cut finger. And with a few
swift moves her teacher had put a band-aid on her finger. He gently kissed it
and looked at Ayame.

�There, feels
better ne?� he asked and smiled.

She rubbed the
last tears from her eyes and nodded.

�Good, now why
don�t we all go inside, I promise you I will have a surprise for you,� Iruka
said and rose to his feet and saw with a smile how everyone of his students
rushed inside the building.

�Alright Iruka,
what is the surprise then?�
he asked himself
as he laughed quietly.

But he really
didn�t have to think too hard about it. He had a stash of milk and cookies and
that would have to make due for now. He knew that his students always looked
forward to his surprised because most of the time � the surprises always tasted
good.

-*-*-

Temari went back
to the Hokage-tower, thinking it would be the best way to find out to where this
jounin Kakashi could be found. She found Shizune in her little office and she
gathered it would be better to bother Shizune before she headed for the Hokage
herself.

�Temari-san?
You�re back again??� Shizune said with wide eyes when the blonde haired
Suna-woman came into her office.

�Yes, and I want
to know where that bastard Kakashi-san is!� Temari snarled angrily.

Shizune�s eyes
went wide when Kakashi�s name came up and then she began to blush furiously. She
really didn�t know what to do with herself. She has had the longest crush on the
copy-ninja and she did indeed try to keep track of him.

�Well??� Temari
demanded ignoring or simply not recognizing the blushing from the poison-using
kunoichi in front of her.

�W-why do you
want to k-know, Temari-san?� asked Shizune as she began to shuffle her papers
around.

�Because he�s a
bastard and have pulled obnoxious pranks on my man!� Temari said sternly.

�W-what?�

�I want to court
Umino-san, but he refuses to believe that I want him. He thinks I�m working for
Kakashi-san to pull a prank on him!�

Shizune�s dark
eyes widened at this.

�W-why would
Umino-san t-think that?�

�Because it
seems as if Kakashi-san has done it before, and now I want to pay this scarecrow
a visit to make sure he tells Umino-san that I am serious!� Temari explained.

�Ohh� has he?�
Shizune blinked in confusion. This was not something she was familiar with and
yet she was sure she was the station of gossip-central.

Temari nodded,
her teeth clenched in anger.

�J-just wait�
Uhm� I�m�. I�m going to look after Hatake-san�s s-schedule,� Shizune mumbled as
she began to search through her paper-stacks.

Temari sat down
on one of the available chairs. She was irritated and you could tell by the way
she was fingering one of her smaller fans. She was going to kick that jounin�s
ass so hard that even his grand-children would have bruises in their butts!

�Uhm�.
Temari-san?� Shizune said as she called out for the Suna-warrior.

�Yes?� Temari
answered.

�It seems as if
Hatake-san is in town and have no missions for the next two days,� Shizune said.

�Alright, where
can I find him?�

�He often hangs
around the Great Dojo of Youth for some reason,� Shizune said with a light
blush. Well, so she stalked the copy-ninja every now and then� what was the
wrong in that??

�And where can I
find this dojo?� asked Temari as she rose from the chair. She was a bit curious
about the deepening blush on Shizune�s cheeks but decided it was not her
business to know.

�Uhm, it lies
near the Southern Gate,� Shizune provided.

�Good. Well,
it�s a start. Any other places he often visits?�

�The Ichiraku
Ramen stand,� Shizune said without a blink.

�Thank you,
Shizune-san, I really appreciate it� and�. Why not make a move on him after I am
finished with him?�

�Huh?� Shizune
blinked in confusion.

�You like the
copy-nin don�t you? I will give him a rough time, so when he comes to the
hospital � take care of him� and make sure he will not bother my man anymore
ok?� Temari said with a wide sparkling smile.

Shizune�s blush
darkened even more, giving Temari the answer she needed. The poison-user was in
love with the copy-ninja.

�Don�t worry, I
will not tell the bastard a thing, but remember to keep him in line here on
after ok?�

Shizune nodded
but her eyes were sparkling.

They had a deal.

And with that
Temari exited the Hokage for a second time that very same day.

-*-*-

It would go a
million years before Hatake, Kakashi, a.k.a. Copy-ninja, would admit that he
really had a thing for Maito, Gai�s strange challenges. He would never admit
that he liked the entertainment it brought him.

So he would
�accidently� bump into Gai whenever he walked by the Great Dojo of Youth. And
this day was no exception. He walked by with Icha Icha Paradise in front of his
face, just waiting for Gai or even his former student Lee to jump out of the
blue and challenge him to some stupid game.

And he was sure
they would since he knew that both were in town and had no missions for several
days. So he hummed as he looked as he were indulged with his book. What he
didn�t had expected were to come face to face with a dark blue eyed and blonde
haired Suna-warrior.

�There you are,�
Temari said with her sweetest voice.

�Ehhh?� Kakashi
answered in confusion as the blonde haired kunoichi closed in on him very
dangerously.

�I�ve been
looking for you, Hatake-san,� Temari purred viciously.

�Y-you have?�

�Yes I have� and
I will make you do something for me,� Temari said.

Kakashi gulped
as he saw the darkness in her deep blue eyes. There were something in her eyes
that made him very uncomfortable.

�You will tell
Umino-san that I am not paid by you to do a prank on him. And if you do not
comply to this I will have you cut to pieces and put together again in a way
that you really look like a macabre version of a scarecrow. Do we have a deal,
Hatake-san?�

Kakashi blinked
and put his little orange book away in his pocket. He really didn�t know what
this was all about, but the look in her eyes said he shouldn�t try anything. He
knew very well who she was.

She was the
Kazekage�s older sister. She was a very confidant woman that could summon a
creature that were able to level down a forest if she wished it. A very skillful
young jounin-woman if his information were correct. And a woman that he should
take seriously. And what in God�s name gave her business with his favorite
prank-victim?

�What are you
talking about Temari-san?�

�You have pulled
some evil pranks on Umino-san, haven�t you Hatake-san?�

�I wouldn�t say
evil� but some pranks yes,� Kakashi said quietly.

�And did you
know that these pranks has set up some hinder for me to court him?� Temari
continued.

Kakashi�s head
and mind made a 180 and he looked up into her face. And he was faced with a pair
of burning sapphire eyes.

�W-what?�

�You heard me
you damn scarecrow. Your pranks have undermined my chances to bag me a teacher!�
snarled Temari.

Kakashi blinked
and then a smile began to widen underneath his mask.

�You mean you
want to court Iruka-chan?� Kakashi giggled.

But then he
regretted his words and giggle because he was pushed up against the wall of the
Great Dojo of Youth. He had a small fan with razor sharp tips against his
throat.

�You have
meddled with him so much that he will not take my courting seriously. And for
that you will pay with your life,� Temari whispered hoarsely and pressed the
tips into Kakashi�s throat, making small beads of blood appear.

�W-wait!!�

�Too late
scarecrow,� growled Termari and made a move, letting a small amount of sleeping
poison into the wounds she just made on the copy cat ninja. �Sweet dreams�.�

Kakashi blinked
as his eyesight became more blurry.

�Don�t worry
Hatake-san, you will be taken good care of� and I suggest that you will accept
her help and love or else I will do worse to you,� Temari promised as Kakashi
slowly sank down on the ground.

And then she
turned around and saw Shizune step out from the shadows.

�He�s all yours
Shizune-san,� Temari said with a bright smile.

�T-Temari-san!!�

�Don�t worry,
it�s just a small doze of sleeping powder.�

�B-but he
c-can�t help you like this��

�No worries, I
will think of something to gain Umino-san�s attention once again,� Temari
stated. �I am glad I could bag you a man as well.�

Shizune blushed
darkly and Temari chuckled.

�Good luck
Shizune-san!�

�T-thank you,�
Shizune answered as she gathered up Kakashi in her arms and managed to do a
transporter jutsu to the nearest hospital.

Temari saw the
puff of smoke disappear in the wind and she smiled. Even though she wanted
Kakashi to tell Iruka that she wasn�t a part of any of his stupid pranks, she
was still quite happy to have made another person happy. Shizune was going to
put some restraints on that scarecrow, that was Temari sure of.

Temari turned
around and walked back towards the village.

�Ok, so how to
bag me that teacher??�
she asked herself.

T B C

Shizune/Kakashi - another pairing that could get more
loving don't you think?

Anyways - I've been in reading mode most of the time - but
I am still around. And your words is always encourgage me :) I am a slow writer
and have been so for the last coupla years... but I still write :)

So please continue with the loving words - it gives me
fuel.
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