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Peaches are the Sweetest	By : WhiteWhiskey Category: Naruto > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 11132 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 2
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Chapter List
- 1-Prologue
- 2-It's-a Me, Naruto
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Chapter 1- It�s-a me, Naruto!
A small caravan was heading west through Hi no Kuni, intent on reaching Ame no Kuni, their identities hidden by the heavy hoods which protected them from the rain. Some seemed young, some old, some men and some women, with a hooded man at the front walking with a confident posture. The group was quiet, but quick, trying to get out of the country as fast as possible, when a group of ninja appeared in front of them, most wore emotionless expressions, but the one in the lead seemed arrogantly confident, and his companion seemed confused and angry.
�Did you think you could get away, idiot?� Sasuke sneered.
�Naruto what are you doing?� Sakura screeched, �You could be made a missing nin for this, Sasuke could EXECUTE you for this, you moron!�
Then the blonde did something she hadn�t expected.
He laughed.
�The teme can�t do shit, it�s the hokage who decides the fate of Nuke-nin.�
Sakura�s eyes narrowed and watered, �If you had stayed a bit longer, you�you�d know Tsunade-shishou died in her sleep.� Sasuke put on a smug sneer as the pinkette continued, not noticing, �Her notes said she was planning on making Sasuke her successor.�
Once again the blonde surprised the both of them when he burst out laughing, then looking to the Uchiha, �So that�s your plan, eh Teme?� he looked back to the medic, �There are three things wrong with that statement, first Jiraiya would come back to live as Orochimaru�s butt buddy before Tsunade made that bastard Hokage, second, no other shinobi village would accept the idea of him in the lead without declaring war, and�lastly,� he looked to one of the hooded figures, which revealed a very amused, very much alive Tsunade, �That wasn�t Tsunade�s corpse, it was a temporary corpse double, and a poorly made one at that,� he leered back at Sakura and Sasuke, �Seriously, it didn�t even have the right plumbing, so much for the best rising medic-nin in Konoha.� He saw a confused look on her face, �Let me guess, you just saw her face, ya know sometimes �Look underneath the underneath� can be literal, bitch.� He sneered.
Sasuke sneered as he subtly signaled the ROOT nin with him, who drew their weapons.
Sakura looked around, �Wha-what�s going on?�
Naruto chuckled, �It seems your precious Sasuke is showing his true colors.�
Sasuke smirked, �I don�t know how you found out, but it is too late, the plans are in motion, you;ve actually made this easier. The people will be so devastated when they learn the �demon� was lying all along and killed their great Tsunade.�
�Well,� The young Namikaze said, taking a thinking pose, �as to how I found out, your little assassin jumped the gun. But I was surprised, how the hell did you get Shino to turn against me?�
�He wanted that Hyuga bitch of yours once you were dead,� Sasuke said confidently, Sakura�s eyes widening at his open admission of guilt.
Naruto�s expression hardened as he glanced at Sakura, �Given your choice of women, you don�t really have any right to call Hina-chan a bitch, and don�t give me that look, Haruno,� He barked, getting a flinch from Sakura.
�B-b-but-� Sakura stammered before she was cut off.
�So, I guess Aburame is dead?� Sasuke cut in, getting a nod from the blonde, �Well you saved me the time then, now I can just wipe you and your so called �Precious People� out and take what should have been my clan�s in the beginning.� Once again, everyone was surprised when the blonde began laughing again.
When he calmed down a bit, Naruto looked at Sasuke, wiping a tear from his eye, �Oh, that�s a good one. Your big bad plan has three big flaws, though teme, and I mean huge, bigger than your fucking ego.� He ignored the glare as he continued, �First, you think you�ve caught me,� with that and a hand sign, most of the people in the caravan became copies of him in a puff of smoke, the only ones who remained the same were those who would be strong enough to make their own, Tsunade among them, �If I wanted us to stay hidden, your little ROOT zombie leftovers would never have found us.� His eyes seemed to space out for a second before he continued, �And now anyone who is precious to me, including Tsunade, is safely in the protection of Mizukage Mei Terumi, and I said not to give me that damn hurt puppy look, Haruno,� he barked at Sakura, getting another flinch, �You don�t have a right to act like the injured party after what you did to me.�
Sakura shook a little under Naruto�s glare, �B-b-but Naruto, i-it�s-�
�B-but Naruto, it�s Sasuke-kun,� Naruto finished in a high, mocking tone before his expression hardened, �twelve hours, this bastard wasn�t even back in the village for twelve hours, hell the fucking sun hadn�t even set before you called off our engagement to run to him. And a note, A FUCKING NOTE, AND YOUR RING ON THE COUNTER? THAT�S HOW YOU END A TWO YEAR ENGAGEMENT YOU BITCH!? AND A NOTE I DIDN�T EVEN SEE UNTILL I�D ALREADY SEEN YOU TWO SUCKING FACE IN THE STREET!�
Sakura shrank into herself, but Sasuke, who seemed to have forgotten all about why he was here for the moment, sneered smugly, �Feeling jealous idiot?�
Naruto snorted, waving him off, �If you want her, you can have the banshee. I have three great mates anyway, and besides, Hinata-chan�s nicer, Ino-chan is tougher and Yakumo-chan is smarter. We�ve gotten off track anyway. As I was saying your second mistake, oh high lord of emo queens, is that absolutely nobody outside of the village will believe I would kill Tsunade, and the only people left in the village who would believe it hate me already anyways, but since she�s alive and well, it�s a moot point,� he shrugged.
�And third?� Sasuke asked, getting a bit irritated with Naruto�s games.
Naruto smiled and raised a hand to shoulder level, �Well, the third thing is,� with a snap of his fingers, most of the ROOT ninja fell to the ground, dead with kunai in the back of their skulls, �You thought these bastards were enough to help you beat me.� With a flick of his wrist a kunai, an oddly shaped kunai, flew out of his sleeve and into his hand, which he threw toward the arrogant bastard.
Sakura saw one of Sasuke�s eyes change as the blade flew towards him, the full weight of the Uchiha�s actions hit her as she ran between her old teammates, trying to stop save the blonde, not noticing that he too activated his own jutsu.
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Time/space ninjutsu are rare, as many high level ninja would tell you.
That is to say jutsu, outside of your average summoning and item sealing, that actually affect the fabric of time and space are VERY RARE, for two reasons. First, many are very chakra intensive, some requiring more energy than a ninja could produce in their entire career, if their entire life. The second reason is that the ones that aren�t as draining are extremely hard to master, requiring years of practice and experience to even begin to learn, let alone master, and some require one to work a bloodline ability to be trained on a specific tangent to an extreme degree.
So they are very rare.
And because they�re rare, information on their interactions are ever rarer. It�s easy to learn about the interactions of normal jutsu, common sense will tell that a Katon: G?kaky? no Jutsu will be put out by a sufficiently powered Suiton: Mizurappa. And previous experience will tell ninja that while trying to counter a fire jutsu with a wind technique will probably get you killed, using them in tandem with an ally can boost their power.
But given the fact that only two people have proven able to use the Hiraishin no Jutsu, and few of the Uchiha clan have been able to reach the point that they could even begin to learn the Kamui technique, their interaction with each other would have only been open to wild speculation.
Untill that day.
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As Sasuke�s Kamui activated, the blond used his Hiraishin, activating the jutsu-shiki on his kunai. As the two Jutsu collided, something unexpected happened. A clear bubble formed, exploding outward from the kunai, swallowing the blond as he reappeared and the approaching Sakura as well. The bubble hung there, its captives seemingly frozen in time.
Sasuke smirked as he saw his target, seemingly wrapped up and waiting to die, not even really noticing the odd pain in his left eye. He saw his former teammates eyes move as they hung in the air.
�Well, idiot, I didn�t think you could make this any easier,� the Uchiha said as he ran through a few hand signs, electricity forming in his hand, not really thinking as he charged forward, �But her you did.�
Now as said before, the interactions of time-space ninjutsu are largely unknown, and triple jutsu interactions are just as unknown. Just the arching lightning of the traitors attack began to affect the bubble, as the hand pierced it the time/space irregularity began to de-stablize, and once he got almost to the shoulder, the whole thing collapsed in an explosive rush of wind, causing Naruto and Sakura to disappear, along with Sasuke�s left arm, leaving the Uchiha on the ground with a bleeding stump.
Sasuke looked up at the small crater left behind. He didn�t know how, but he knew, just knew Naruto was still alive, which shot many of his plans to hell. The pink haired harpy was gone, which was a loss. He hadn�t really cared for the loudmouth bitch, but as a respected ninja and a fellow apprentice of a Sannin, her presence would have lent him credibility, and he knew she was blind enough to give him an alibi anytime he needed it. But that was shot, and with the blond hag alive and kicking, it would be long until the true story got around, so he�d need to act fast and mobilize the rest of ROOT, maybe enact Marshal Law and hope it worked. The Uchiha groaned as one of the remaining ROOT with him stopped the bleeding from his new stump, and questioned if things could get worse.
A question the universe succinctly answered when the pain in his left eye reached its apex, and the eye popped in its socket like an overfilled balloon.
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Hanabi Hyuga stepped into her study, sighing at the sight of the paperwork on her desk. Sometimes, she wondered why she wanted to be clan head at all, and silently cursed her older sister for finding a way to get out of it without a new tattoo on her forehead. She loved the woman and her new family, but it was Hanabi who ended up with all the politics bullshit and paperwork while Hinata got the good looking husband and co-wives, or �mates� as they insisted on referring to each other. Hanabi sat at her desk, but wouldn�t be there long. The first thing she found on top of the pile seemed to be a normal hospital file, but the problem was that the name wasn�t that of anyone she knew. She sped down to the diagnosis part where there was a mark she recognized, a small one, small enough that anyone not looking for it would have missed it next to a sentence.
Unfortunately, due to the corrupted cells, the sclera needs to be removed.
Sclera, the white part of the eye, the white eye needs removed.
Hanabi sighed. She had spoken about this with her sister and in-laws about this sort of thing since the Uchiha�s return. After Sakura�s betrayal, Naruto had gotten paranoid about why Sasuke was back, or at least Hanabi had hoped it was just paranoia, but it seemed to be true, and now she had a choice. The fact she had gotten this meant the Uzumaki family had already left, and with the rumors of Tsunade�s death, which Hanabi highly doubted, she�d either have to get as many of the clan as she could to leave along with her, or stick around with whoever became the next Hokage. Unfortunately, with Naruto gone, many of the �powers that be� will probably force the Uchiha as hokage, which would be all around bad.
Hanabi stood and left her office and paperwork behind, she had packing to do.
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Elsewhere in the village, a few other people in the village were receiving similar messages, most notable was the Inuzuka matriarch, who wasn�t surprised that her��beneficial friends� had predicted the treachery right, she had never trusted the Uchiha brat.
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Meanwhile, a group of Konoha refugees were loading onto a boat bound for Kirigakure no Sato under the personal protection of Mizukage Mei Terumi. Shortly after the boats set out, the red-haired Kage speaking with her blond counterpart, three of the passengers dropped to their knees, sobbing and gripping the junction of their necks and shoulder.
�What happened?� Tsunade called out as she ran to the three Uzumaki women.
�H-he�s gone,� Yakumo Uzumaki sobbed, �S-something-something,� she broke down, unable to continue.
�N-Naruto-kun,� Ino Uzumaki wept, �something happened to him, we can�t sense him.� She said, causing all in attendance to pale.
The wives had been able to sense their mate since their wedding day, or more accurately their wedding night. They couldn�t read his thoughts or broadcast their own to him; they could only get a feel of his emotions when he was close, but they could always find him and feel his presence, his bright and warm heart and soul, and to be suddenly cut off from him made the world seem so much darker.
Tsunade, tears in her eyes, raised her hand to her neck where her pendant once hung, �Is-is he-�
�No,� Hinata interrupted, getting her wives attention, �He�s alive. He�s just�away, far, far away.� The other girl�s expressions brightened at the news from of their mate as she looked to Ino, who nodded.
Hinata had always had a better, deeper connection to Naruto. Ino and Yakumo got a little jealous at times, but had come to accept it, she had loved him longer so it only seemed to make since her connection to him would be better.
Ino stood shakily, drying stains on her cheeks, �Mizukage-sama, we�ll need a room when we reach land.�
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Naruto stood, shaking his head and fighting off a pounding headache, �Ugh, what the hell was that?� He then noticed the voices, odd voices in a language he couldn�t understand, he looked and his eyes widened.
Turtles, shitloads of turtles, big, bipedal, talking turtles, some with different colored shells and some with robes, but all of them were staring at him.
Naruto sighed, �Oh, fuck me,� he groaned, before hearing a snort behind him and he turned around.
He wasn�t sure whether this was a turtle or a dragon, but the thing was big, about a foot taller than him with red hair, gold scales, a spiked green shell and painful looking claws. It glared down at the blonde and snorted like a bull, small twin streams of fire shooting out.
�Oh fuck me sideways,� Naruto cursed as he dodged a claw swipe from the beast, only to be caught by its tail, knocking him into a wall with a couple of gashes in his side, which already began healing and finished in a few seconds. Naruto stood back up, more pissed than anything, �Alright bastard, you want to rumble, then bring it on.� He called as he tossed off the rain cloak.
The smaller turtles looked slightly awed at how quickly he wounds from their leader healed, but the big guy himself was angry. He hadn�t really understood what Naruto had said, but could tell from body language that he was being challenged, and for once seemed to be formally challenged. He barked orders at the smaller ones, who began backing away. The turtle leader turned back to the blonde and roared, spewing fireballs at him.
Naruto growls and quickly counters each fireball with a Suiton: Tepp?dama, which surprised the large beast just long enough for the ninja to chuck a few kunai at him, which clanged harmlessly off the front of his shell.
�Shit,� Naruto cursed as the turtle charged him, while his speed was surprising for his size it was nowhere near fast enough to catch the blonde, who caught his opponent with a hard kick to the head as he leapt over the turtle. Just as he landed though, he heard a roar and turned just to be hit by a large spinning spiked shell, which shot him into a wall, hard, leaving a ninja shaped indentation in the stone wall. The shell stopped spinning as its occupant popped back out, chuckling deeply, until he felt something like a blade poised at his neck, like a pressure on his chest, and he could see his followers felt it to as many withdrew into their own shells. He watched the human pull himself out of the wall, seemingly unhurt, as he glared at the turtle with blood red eyes.
�Okay, now I�m pissed,� Naruto said in a low tone as his chakra cloak formed.
The turtles watched as the odd red energy formed around the young man before it seemed to be drawn back into his skin, the following red flash blinded those in attendance for a few seconds, and when the spots were blinked away, the human had changed greatly, he now had nine burnt orange tails billowing behind him, his hair the same color, and his ears lengthened to a point.
The turtle boss shook his head, not letting this change daunt him, and charged forth again, letting fly a few more fireballs. Naruto swatted the fireballs away with his bare hands and, once he was at arm�s length, grabbed the beasts head and slammed it into the ground. It tried to swipe with its claws, which were easily caught in his tails. It managed to wriggle free and withdraw into his shell and launched his spin attack, but was quickly and violently stopped when Naruto, with a flick of a tail, slammed him into a wall, leaving a larger crater than Naruto had left earlier. Naruto didn�t leave a chance to recover and charged forward, landing multiple consecutive hits and continued laying into the turtle until it called out. Naruto leapt back, not knowing what to expect next.
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Sakura came to with a splitting headache, even worse than the first time Tsunade had taken her out drinking. She tensed a bit when she felt a cool, wet cloth dabbing her forehead, but softened a bit when an elderly sounding voice was talking to her, or at least she thought it was to her, but Sakura couldn�t understand the language. She opened her eyes to see an old woman tending to her, and extremely short woman, who smiled and said something before leaving the room.
Sakura groaned and tried to think, how did she get there? Who is that woman? What was with the weird mushroom hat? What happened to her teammates? At that last one she groaned again. Her choices always seemed to bite her in the ass. She honestly thought Sasuke had changed his ways, only to find he was worse than ever. And now Naruto hated her, which surprised her. She had no delusions that he wouldn�t be hurt by her leaving, and she was sorry for that, but she had felt the need to follow her heart, and, despite the complaints from the voice in her head, she had waited so long for a chance with Sasuke, but for the blonde to actually hate her? She had thought he would always love her, at least on some level, but he had known the Uchiha was up to something, and had left her high and dry. Had she really gone that far as to push her staunchest supporter into hating her?
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Naruto watched as the big turtle pried himself from the wall where his spikes had stuck in. The creature was obviously to beat up to continue, and glared at Naruto. For a moment, the ninja thought he would push the fight until one of them died, but the two of them locked eyes for a moment and the turtle said something before kneeling. This confused Naruto a little, a feeling which was multiplied when he heard shuffling and turned to find every other turtle in attendance was doing the same.
Naruto said the only thing that came to mind, not that anyone there understood him, �What the hell have I gotten myself into?�
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Elsewhere, in a darkened field a few miles away from Naruto, a severed human arm appeared, but was promptly eaten by a rather large plant bulb.
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And there�s the first actual chapter. Yes I chose Yakumo as the third, Anko had a few more votes, and Maybe I can be convinced to bring her in much later, but I chose Yakumo for a reason, she completes the trio.
Hinata = Taijutsu
Ino = Ninjutsu (her family jutsu and medical abilities are all classified as Ninjutsu)
So Yakumo finishes it out with Genjutsu. Not really sure what else to say except that it�s almost time for summer vacation, so hopefully I�ll be able to work a bit more on my stories. Next chapter of this we�ll be meeting Peach and learning a bit about the Koopa Klan.
Laters.
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