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Fox Magic	By : megladon129 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Naruto/Sasuke Views: 1453 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Silence settled in the kitchen as
Sasuke stared at the creature in front of him. Blinking, he tried to process
what he�d just been told. A genie. This rodent is a genie? He
snorted, folding his arms over his chest and giving the fox a cool,
condescending look.
�You? A genie? Don�t waste my time.�
One lip curled into a snide smirk. �If you can grant wishes, then prove it.�
Kyuubi sighed, rolling his eyes.
�Cleaning your house wasn�t enough?� Looking vaguely repulsed by the man he was
addressing, the fox lifted one paw�which Sasuke just realized was remarkably
hand-like...the damn thing had opposable thumbs�and licked at it. �All right,
big boy, what do you want me to do?�
Sasuke frowned thoughtfully. �Well,
so long as we�re supposedly granting wishes, let�s make it practical.� He
leaned back in his chair. �I wish for thirty kunai.�
Both waited for a long moment, but
nothing happened. Torn between amusement and annoyance, the Uchiha lifted an
eyebrow. �Well?�
�Well what?�
�Where are they, oh mighty genie?�
Kyuubi gave him a look that clearly
insulted his intelligence. �How should I know? You�ve been throwing kunai
around since you were what, four? Technically, they all still belong to you.�
Yawning, which was more a show of baring his teeth than anything else, the fox continued his inspection of his paw. �You
could try to be a little more intelligent than that.�
A contest of intellects, is it? Sasuke straightened in his seat. �Fine, then. I wish for
thirty new kunai. Right now.�
Kyuubi set his paw down. �Alright
then.� Closing his blue eyes, the fox stiffened. All nine tails abruptly stood
straight out, puffed, and a bolt of red electricity crackled within them with a
long zzzzzzzZAP! Smirking, he opened his
eyes and let his tails settle about him again.
�Done.�
Frowning, Sasuke glanced around. He
didn�t see anything new. His frown melted into a scowl as he turned back to the
fox. �Where are they?�
�Where do you think? You wanted new
kunai, didn�t you?� Shaking his head, the fox launched a stretching routine,
sticking his butt in the air as his claws gouged the table. �They�re at the
store. I sure hope you have the money to cover them...�
Eyes narrowing, Sasuke swung at the
fox. It only served to annoy him further when Kyuubi calmly leapt over his arm
and continued defacing the wood of his table. The raven-haired man nearly
growled at the irritating animal.
�I didn�t ask for you to buy
them,� he ground out. Kyuubi continued to ignore him, shifting so that he stretched
out his back legs.
�Then you should have specified. I�m
not responsible for your dumb wishes.�
I�ll be damned if I�ll lose to this
rodent! �Fine! I wish for thirty kunai,
right now, right here on the table.� Smirking, he tapped the spot in front of
his forgotten bowl. �Pull that one off, smartass.�
�Oookay,
if that�s what you want.� Again, the fox stilled, his tails stood out, and a
bolt of electricity shot between them. Immediately, he dropped down from the
table. �Have fun.�
Sasuke started to scowl. �You
little�there�s nothing here!� Abruptly, he froze as a high pitched whistling
sound caught his ear. He glanced out the window, eyes going wide. �FUCK!�
Throwing himself out of his chair,
Sasuke hit the floor just as thirty kunai burst through his window and lodged
themselves in the table, his chair, and the cabinets directly behind him. His
bowl exploded, showering milk and cereal down on him. The attack stopped a
second later, the only sound in the kitchen that of milk dripping off the table
and smacking the linoleum floor.
That...DOES it. Enraged, Sasuke stood, stormed over to the fox staring up
at him so nonchalantly, and wrapped his fingers around its small neck. He
hoisted it off the floor, squeezing.
�You dumb fucking animal! Are you
trying to kill me?�
�UNHAND ME!� Abruptly,
Kyuubi�s eyes turned a violent red, and his voice thundered within the
household. Growling, he lifted one paw and viciously slashed Sasuke�s arm. The
Uchiha immediately dropped him, hissing in pain and clapping his free hand over
the wounds.
Kyuubi bristled as he hit the floor,
his fangs bared. �Don�t you EVER handle me like that again, Uchiha. I
will NOT stand for it.� His eyes slowly faded back to blue, and his
bottom hit the floor. Tails swirling furiously, he scowled at the man in front
of him. �And besides, it�s not in my best interest to kill you. If you die, I
end up back in confinement.�
Sasuke considered kicking the dumb
rodent, but at this rate he might not retrieve his foot in one piece. Settling
for scowling instead, he attempted to stem the blood flow from his arm.
�In case you haven�t noticed, I�M
your master. That means I make the rules, not you!� He swore he saw
red�and it wasn�t the Sharingan�when Kyuubi simply rolled his eyes and
murmured, �Yeah, yeah,� under his breath.
The Uchiha scowled. �Damn you...�
�Look, I don�t make the rules,
alright?� He glared up at Sasuke, obviously annoyed at having to explain
himself. �The fact is, I have to have something to
work with before I can grant a wish. I can�t create something from nothing,
okay?� Pausing, he glanced away and muttered, �So if you asked for a brain,
I�d have to just igno��
�I get it.� Despite the fact
that he would dearly love to stick one of those kunai in the little bastard�s
heart, Sasuke found that his arm was becoming a pressing issue. The wounds
wouldn�t stop bleeding. �Dammit.�
Kyuubi eyed the cuts for a long
moment, then sighed. �...C�mere.
I�ll heal those for you.�
Sasuke glared at him, unwilling to
put himself in that thing�s care. �Right. And I suppose I�ll come away
horribly disfigured, just because I wasn�t specific.�
�No, you�ll be fine. I�m actually
starting to feel guilty.� Sasuke didn�t think he�d ever heard those words with
as much loathing and contempt as the fox managed. �Now come here.�
Warily, Sasuke stepped forward and
leaned down, placing his arm in front of the fox. Kyuubi sniffed at the gashes,
then ran his tongue along them. Sasuke hissed.
�That hurts.�
�Oh, stop being such a baby.� He
moved back, smacking his lips with a look that said, �I just tasted something foul!�
The Uchiha narrowed his eyes, but
when he glanced down...the gashes were already fading from his skin. In
seconds, they were gone, not a mark left behind. He flexed his arm, frowning
thoughtfully.
�So it seems that you�re useful for something.�
He ignored the glare sent his way, glancing at his destroyed table, then the
clock. �Dammit, I don�t have time for this.�
Blinking, Kyuubi watched him as he
gathered his things and headed for the front door. The fox trotted after him.
�Where are you going?�
�Out.� Pausing at the front door, he
glared down at the animal. �And don�t even think about following me.�
�Okay.�
...Sasuke didn�t trust that innocent
expression for a second. Eyebrows furrowed, he opened the door.
Whump.
Staggering slightly, Sasuke scowled
up at the fox, who�d chosen to perch upon his
shoulder.
�What the fuck are you doing?�
�You said not to follow you.�
Tilting his head, Kyuubi gave him a wide-toothed grin. �I�ll ride instead!�
�Like hell you are!� Sasuke
attempted to dislodge him, but Kyuubi simply sank his claws into the brunette�s
shoulders. Two thick tails wrapped loosely around his neck, for balance or as a
threat, Sasuke wasn�t sure. �Dammit, I am not
walking through town with an animal the size of a dog on my shoulder!�
Kyuubi glanced down at himself as
though size hadn�t occurred to him. �Oh. Yeah, good point.� Without another
word, he leapt down from Sasuke�s shoulder.
The man started to relax, a
satisfied smirk crossing his face. �That�s better. So stay he��
�How�s this?� Grinning, Kyuubi leapt
onto Sasuke�s other shoulder. The raven-haired man turned to snarl at him...and
blinked. The animal perched on his shoulder was now about the size of a tomcat.
�How did you...� Shaking his head,
Sasuke looked away. �Never mind. You�re not coming with me.�
�Oh, yes I am.�
�No, you�re not.�
Kyuubi chuckled, poking his nose
into Sasuke�s ear. �Sorry to tell you this, boss, but I have to go with
you. The rules say that I�m not allowed to leave your side for an extended
period of time.� He laughed louder, obviously enjoying the disgruntled look on
the man�s face. �You�re stuck with me.�
Sasuke began grinding his teeth.
�Any reason why that�s a rule?�
�Because it�s annoying.�
�I figured as much.� With a sigh,
the Uchiha left his home, locking the door behind him. He decided to ignore the
creature perched upon his shoulder. Who knows, maybe I can find a way to get
rid of it later. Shoving his hands in his pockets, he made his way through
town.
After Itachi�s appearance last
night, the Hokage will definitely want to see me. He allowed an irritated scowl to settle on his face. Damn
him...why the hell would he come back just to collect this rodent? He
glanced up at Kyuubi, who was looking around with wide, curious eyes. Could
he really be so powerful?
�Sasuke-kun! Sasuke-kuuuuun!�
Smothering a groan, Sasuke paused as
the pink-haired kunoichi ran up to him. She came to a stop before him, a bright
smile on her face.
�I didn�t expect to run into you
today.� Pausing, she glanced at the fox on his shoulder, who was staring at her
with large eyes. Her eyes began to sparkle. �Sasuke-kun...when did you get a
pet?�
�Last night, apparently,� he
grumbled, vaguely irritated with the way she began to coo at the fox. Kyuubi
leapt down to the ground and sat, peering curiously up at her.
�He�s adorable!� Dropping to her
knees, she placed her hands beneath his front legs and hoisted the fox up. She
nuzzled her nose against his. �Don�t you just have the cutest blue eyes I�ve
ever seen!�
Sasuke fought the instinct to roll
his eyes as Sakura stood, cradling Kyuubi to her chest. Naturally, the fox
looked quite pleased with the way things had turned out. Running a hand
through the fox�s red fur, Sakura smiled at her long-time crush.
�I never would�ve guessed that you�d
keep a pet, Sasuke-kun. What�s his name?�
�Kyuubi.� The reply was directed
more towards the fox himself, since the animal seemed to be slowly maneuvering
himself to get a look down the girl�s shirt. The fox glanced up at his name, then gave Sasuke a self-satisfied smirk.
�Kyuubi?� Sakura blinked in
surprise, then shook her head. �Of course. Sasuke-kun would
give you a straightforward name, now wouldn�t he?�
When she immediately launched into a
round of loving coos and snuggles, Sasuke turned away. I think I�m going to
hurl... Clearing his throat, he started walking.
�Do me a
favor, will you, Sakura? Take care of him for a while.� Without waiting for a
response from the surprised girl, he strode down the street. He felt the fox�s
glare burning into his back, but he simply smiled. With any luck, she�ll
take him to the vet and neuter him.
His smirk diminished as he made his
way towards the Hokage�s office. This is NOT going to be a pleasant meeting.
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Fucking bastard. Where the hell does
he think he�s going? Baring his teeth, Kyuubi clambered
up onto Sakura�s shoulder and growled at the retreating back of his �master.� A
hand immediately rose to smooth the fur on his back�which felt heavenly,
by the way...how many years had it been since someone pet
him? Two hundred now?�and the girl began cooing in his ear.
�It�s all right, sweetie. He�ll be
back.�
Yeah...sure. Whatever you say,
toots. He schooled his face into one of
complete innocence as she pulled him back into her arms and smiled down at him.
Lifting an eyebrow, he snuggled closer to her bosom, amused when she simply awww�d at him. Then again...I could get used to
this.
�Now then, what should we do while
Sasuke-kun is gone?� She pursed her pretty lips,
which made Kyuubi wonder just how much he could get away with in this form.
Surely a �cute widdle fox� could get away with a lick
or two on the cheek, right? Abruptly, his stomach rumbled, derailing his
thoughts. Gods...I�m SOOOO hungry...
�Oh, you poor thing! Did Sasuke-kun
feed you this morning?� In response to her inquiry, Kyuubi gave her the single
most pathetic, �you know you want to wuv me� face
he�d ever accomplished. She melted. �Let�s go get you something to eat.�
...I�ll love you for the rest of my
life.
A few minutes later, the girl was
carrying him past a variety of stores, biting her bottom lip as she looked
around.
�Now, what do foxes eat?� she
murmured, looking more confused by the second. �Chicken, I suppose...but is it
supposed to be raw? Or maybe...�
As she spoke, a heavenly scent
drifted past his nose. Rolling his head back against her arm, he inhaled
deeply. Oh heavens above... He wriggled, dropping down to the ground and
quickly heading for the source of the scent. The girl followed closely behind
him, obviously perplexed.
Almost there...so close...HERE! Grinning, he leapt up onto a stool�unconsciously increasing
his size so that he could place his front paws on the counter while sitting on
the seat�and took a deep breath. Raaaaaameeeeeeen...GODS
ABOVE I�ve missed you...
Amused, Sakura sat beside him. �I�m
guessing you already know what you want.� She laughed at the heartfelt look of
adoration he sent her. �Ok, ok.�
She turned to the shopkeeper, a
sheepish smile on her face. �One order of chicken ramen, please.�
Kyuubi could barely keep from
fidgeting as the shopkeeper filled her order. Oh please...oh please...
He watched, hypnotized, as noodles were lifted into the air and lowered again. Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease.
With a low chuckle, the shopkeeper
placed the bowl in front of him. �There you go.�
THANK YOU GOD!
He dug into the bowl with barely
restrained glee, somehow managing not to send splatters of broth and noodles
everywhere. Muffled cries of joy filled in the short silence between gargled
smacks and slurping noises. Within seconds, he reached the bottom of the bowl
and was happily licking away the last few drops. Sakura stared at him in
amazement.
�How long has it been since you�ve
eaten!� she exclaimed. Nodding to the shopkeeper, she waved a hand at Kyuubi,
who was trying to gnaw off the glazed finish of the bowl in hopes of scraping
more food off it. �A-another order, please.�
�Yes ma�am.� As he complied, he
pulled the bowl away from Kyuubi, who let out a low whine. The man stared at
the animal. �That�s an...interesting
fox you have.�
�It�s Sasuke-kun�s.� Smiling
reassuringly, she scratched the area behind Kyuubi�s ears. He melted into her
touch.
Maybe food can wait a little
while longer... Something akin to a purr rumbled in
his chest as he leaned into her palm. The girl giggled.
�He�s adorable, isn�t he?� She
scratched under his chin, making Kyuubi seriously consider asking her to marry
him. �Though I wonder how Sasuke-kun found a fox with nine tails!�
Kyuubi felt the girl�s hand pause as
she made her statement. Opening his eyes, he realized that her green eyes
seemed glued to his butt...or, probably more accurately, what could be found
there. Sighing lightly, he pulled his chin away.
�I wonder...where he got this?� Reaching forward, the girl attempted to touch a
single gold band encircling the tail at the base of his spine. It gleamed as he
shifted his tails, covering the ring. She pulled back. �I guess he doesn�t want
me to touch it...�
Kyuubi refused to meet her eyes. It�s
not like I want the damn thing. As he shifted uncomfortably, the
ring suddenly gained weight, as if reminding him of its presence. He scowled. Blasted
thing...
He immediately perked up as a second
bowl was placed in front of him. Oh happy day!
After having ramen for the first
time in at least one hundred and fifty years, everything else could
wait.
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His face schooled into an impassive
mask, Sasuke pushed open the door to the Hokage�s office. The busty blonde
woman looked up as he entered, signaling for him to sit down with a grim wave
of her hand.
�Mind telling me what happened last
night, Sasuke?� She folded her arms on her desk, frowning at the
twenty-one-year-old man in front of her. �We have reports of your brother
entering and leaving Konoha.�
Sasuke silently ground his teeth,
refusing to answer. The woman�s face darkened.
�Sasuke. I expect an answer.�
�He came. He got away.� Now leave
me the fuck alone.
Tsunade sighed heavily, placing a
hand at her temple. �Why did he come? Do you know?�
�No.� For some reason, Sasuke really
didn�t want to tell her about Kyuubi. I guess it�s because there�s a chance
that the damn thing will actually be useful. He kept his expression cold as
the Hokage suspiciously looked him over.
�Are you hiding something from me,
Sasuke?� She frowned, her expression darkly foreboding. �You know what a
serious act that is, especially in matters this important.�
The Uchiha simply gave her a cool
stare. After a long moment, she sighed and waved her hand at him.
�Fine. You may leave, Sasuke, but
I�ll expect a report on what occurred during your encounter with your brother.�
Sasuke nodded shortly, standing and
striding out of the office without another word. As he walked, his thoughts
became murderous.
One way or the other, I WILL destroy
you, Aniki!
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Kyuubi straightened suddenly,
lifting his head from the fourth bowl set in front of him. He sniffed at the
air, his tails twitching.
�Kyuubi-chan? What�s the matter?�
Mentally cringing at the suffix, the
fox leapt down from the stool and took off at a dead run. He ignored the girl�s
cries as he ran, easily leaping up to the rooftops as he crossed the village. Where
the hell is he?
Spotting his erstwhile master on the
deserted outskirts of the village, Kyuubi took a tremendous running leap, increased
his size...
...And landed square in the center
of the man�s back.
Twitching his tails as he stared
down at the back of Sasuke�s head�the ninja had been forced to the ground by
Kyuubi�s weight and momentum, and was currently sprawled rather embarrassingly
in the middle of the street�he growled.
�Where the hell have you been? I told
you that I�m not supposed to leave your side, and if I hadn�t been starving
to death, I wouldn�t have��
He stopped speaking when Sasuke
launched himself to his feet. Using a bit of his chakra, Kyuubi stuck to the
man�s back and continued speaking, unheeding of his currently horizontal state.
�Like I was saying, I wouldn�t have
gone anywhere. Where do you get off, trying to foist me off on some chick?�
The fox could feel the waves
of anger pouring off the brunette as the man awkwardly reached back to pull him
off. Growing amused, Kyuubi simply side-stepped the man�s reaching fingers.
�Having trouble scratching your
back?� He laughed when the man froze, then clenched
his fists at his sides. �Is that a yes?�
�Get. The fuck. Off my BACK.�
Rolling his eyes, Kyuubi calmly
climbed onto his shoulder, well aware of the fact that he was the size of a dog
again. He smirked.
�Is this better, Sasuke-sama?�
The man glared at him, hatred clear
in his eyes. �Must you do that? Get the hell off me.�
�My, my. Someone needs to
take an anger management class.�
�OFF.�
Rolling his eyes again, Kyuubi
obediently leapt to the ground. He looked up at the tall man beside him. �Happy
now?�
Sasuke chose not to answer, striding
ahead purposefully. Kyuubi trotted beside him, glancing up curiously. Is he always
in this bad of a mood? He heaved a sigh. Damn Uchihas...
�Oi. Sasuke.�
Both glanced up at the white-haired
Jounin standing in a tree branch above him, a bored expression on his face and
an orange book in his hand.
�Spar with me,� he requested without
looking up. Sasuke smirked dryly.
�Why, so I can let go of my
frustration regarding my brother?�
�Something like
that.� He finally glanced down at them, lifting an unseen eyebrow as he spotted
the fox at the Uchiha�s side. �Since when do you have a pet?�
Sasuke scowled while Kyuubi huffed
at the indignity of being called a �pet� for the umpteenth time that day.
�Never mind that.� Sparing a mild
glare for the fox, he leapt up into the tree beside his former teacher. �Let�s
go.�
Sighing in mild exasperation, Kyuubi
followed as the two Jounins leapt through the trees. Honestly. Doesn�t this
creep know who I am? Trying to leave me behind like that...what a putz. He
paused in a tree as the two dropped into a training ground.
Straightening, Kakashi held up a
bell. Sasuke lifted an eyebrow.
�Don�t you think I�m a little old
for the bell trick?�
The white-haired man smiled. �Not
this one. I want you to remove the bell...without my seeing you do it.�
Obtaining almost identical smirks, the two stepped back from each other.
Kakashi lifted his headband, while Sasuke activated his Sharingan.
�All right. Let�s begin.�
Tails twitching, Kyuubi watched
curiously as the two men launched attacks on each other. He felt vaguely
impressed by the complicated genjutsu that Sasuke came up with. Not that any of
them worked.
At some point, Kakashi spoke up.
�Aren�t you going to use your little fox, Sasuke-kun?�
The Uchiha scowled. �I�m not going
to use that useless rodent in battle!�
Kyuubi bristled. Useless rodent?
�Are you sure? You could be
underestimating him.�
Useless RODENT?
Sasuke snorted. �Trust me, I�m not underestimating
anything.�
I�ll show him a fucking USELESS
RODENT!
The two Jounin launched themselves
at each other...and froze. Blinking in surprise, they found that not only had
their bodies stopped moving, but everything around them�including the wind in
the trees�had frozen. A huff of...something went by, and they found
themselves able to move again. They stared at each other in confusion.
�What the hell...?� Sasuke began.
Jingle. Jingle.
Stilling, both Jounins slowly turned
to look at the opposite edge of the clearing. There, grinning widely, stood Kyuubi...
...With the bell firmly clenched
within his sharp teeth.
Kyuubi began chuckling as the two
men stared at him. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Who�s useless NOW?
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