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The Search for the Uchiha Matriach	By : diamondsy Category: Naruto > Het - Male/Female Views: 6928 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Sasuke landed in front of the Konoha Headquarters, the office of the Hokage.
In shinobi traditions, wedding ceremonies were done in the presence of the Kages. Hence, it was not uncommon for the wedding to be conducted in the Konoha Headquarters, where a room was allocated for the celebration and reception. In special cases, the Kages themselves presided over the event. Seeing as Naruto was no less than special, the Hokage would preside over this ocassion.
Against the glaring sun shone the symbol of Konoha and fire, newly polished to reflect a bright beginning for Naruto and his bride. Looking up one last time, Sasuke made his way into the building.
It was mid-afternoon. The wedding was scheduled start in an hour. He didn't understand why Sakura was fussing about his tardiness. It wasn't as if events like this one started on time.
From the corner of his eyes, he saw Ino and Tenten in green kimonos chatting excitedly.
"Can you believe it? Naruto's getting married!" the blonde kunoichi gushed. "I know right? I've always thought he and Sakura would end up together. Guess I was wrong..." Tenten replied, scratching her bun-shaped hair.
"Don't look now, but Sasuke's arrived!" Ino gushed excitedly.
Heh. He increased his pace and escaped the penetrative gaze of the mind jutsu specialist.
He heard the the weapon specialist trail off, "I wonder how Hinata is taking all this? She had the biggest crush on Naruto..."
He straightened his kimono and tightened his belt. Yes, he was presentable and wouldn't mess it all up. Seeing as I have more than an hour to loiter, I'd better get started. Come to think of it, I don't know who Naruto's marrying - and I'm the best man.
On the eastern hall of the building, he saw the owner of Ichiraku Ramen Bar telling off a chuunin for not working hard enough for his children's wedding.
Children. Naruto had always considered Teuchi a father , alongside Jiraiya and Iruka. So he'd understand if Teuchi called him his child. But, why, children?
Ah... I get it. Naruto's marrying Ayame, the ramen girl.
For some reason, Sasuke felt relieved to learn that Naruto didn't marry Sakura - What the hell? Since when has he been concerned with HER love affairs?!
Shaking off that gross thought, he continued his walk. As he walked up the flight of stairs, a spectacle to the right stopped him in his tracks. A couple wearing fishnets were making out to the side of the staircase. The black-haired man was pressed against a corner with his back turned to Sasuke. Feminine hands were moving around the ninja's back.
"Nara Shikamaru?!"
The shadow-manipulator paused and turned to look at Sasuke, holding the shoulders of a very flushed Temari.
He raised his eyebrow at Sasuke who shrugged. Then, he resumed making out with the Sand Jounin.
Shikamaru never struck me to be into public displays of affection. Then again, neither did Temari.
Having the sharingan has its ups and downs. Like byakugan, it enhances a user's vision. Though not as extensive as the byakugan, Sasuke has developed his sharingan such that he can see his surroundings without having to turn around. Seeing opponents attack from behind was the good part. Seeing things like Nara making out with the Kazekage's sister was the other.
I spoke too soon.
From his back, he spied Might Guy hitting on Kurenai.
"I'm telling you, this would compliment that youthful body of yours!" He insisted, pulling at his green spandex.
Sasuke could've sworn that Kurenai was checking out the taijutsu master's ass while he spun around preparing for his "nice guy" pose. After flashing that horrid thumbs-up sign, Fuzzybrows-sensei turned to Sasuke and exclaimed, "The best man's arrived!"
To his horror, the Jounin jovially swung his arm around Sasuke's neck and pulled him closer, "Long time no see! Look at you, you have the spitting chakra as Kakashi when I beat him in rock-paper-scissors!"
What the hell is this geezer talking about? Sasuke thought.
Might Guy locked Sasuke in an embrace and whispered, "It's ok, Sasuke. No need to hide it. I know it's hard."
"Excuse me?" With eyes streaming with tears of anguish and drama, the tall and muscular man sobbed, "I know how hard it is to be beaten by someone who you've always beaten!"
Will I be imprisoned for killing this bob-head right here, right now? Sasuke mused as Might Guy further confused him.
Clenching his right fist and with his eyes burning with determined passion, Guy declared theatrically, "You have always been the first in everything! First in school! First in talent! First in battle! First in all missions! But now! Naruto's beaten you! How does it feel to be beaten by someone with no talent? Hmmm?" The thick-browed sensei of Team Guy peered at Sasuke's face, trying to read his expression.
Naruto. Beat. Me? Seeing the Uchiha's bewildered expression, he added, "He got a girlfriend first! Not only that, he's getting married first! And he's probably getting laid first! And be a father, also! How does it feel? Hmmmmmm?"
I'm pretty sure I had Karin earlier than Naruto had Ayame - sure she wasn't a girlfriend but that's something - WAIT. Why am I justifying myself to this nutjob?! What the fuck.
He was starting to get more and more annoyed at Might Guy. His face was so close to Sasuke's that he could smell the sake through the Jounin's mouth. This was what stopped him from disemboweling the bob-head in broad daylight. That - and Kurenai's intuition.
The red-eye genjutsu user quickly yanked Guy from this conversation and sealed his lips with a kiss.

What the fuck. What the fuck. Sasuke chanted to himself as he continued walking to the Hokage's office.
Might Guy was just being ridiculous. Obviously, he's drunk. He's just blabbering like usual. Of course I'm not jealous of Naruto. Why would I be? I'm happy for him. I'm not jealous that Naruto's finally found someone who loves him for who he is. I'm not jealous that Naruto will soon have children. I'm definitely not jealous that Naruto's got a beautiful wife before I did. I don't give a fuck that Naruto is on the way to building a family that he and I, for a long time, never had.
Fuck me. I want one, too - jealously be damned!
"Are you just going to stand there, thinking about how much you envy Naruto or are you going to enter the office?" came a silvery voice behind him.
"Kakashi!" Sasuke turned to face the copy-nin. I didn't sense him.
He was wearing a very white cloak. His spiky hair was topped by a hat marked with the word FIRE. "Come in," the Seventh Hokage implored.

There was a heavy smell wafting through the air when Sasuke entered. It smelled so familiar. Kakashi pulled him from his reverie and beckoned him to seat himself in front of the desk.
"What do you want?" Kakashi asked bluntly, his eyes boring at Sasuke's.
"I want the profiles of all eligible kunoichis within my age bracket," Sasuke replied in the deadpan voice of his. Leaning forward to form a stronger eye contact with his sensei, "I wanna get married," he added nonchalantly.
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