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Deidara Grounded	By : seraserastuff Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1956 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-Grounded
- 2-Confusion
- 3-hurt
- 4-Turn
- 5-Death
- 6-Restored
- 7-Memory
- 8-Truth
- 9-Time
- 10-Desire
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- 2
- 3
Chapter 2 :D
I changed around the time-line a bit with their arrival back at the sand and Garaa's Resurrection to suit my story. Yay for twisting facts!
Anyway I hope you like this chapter...
Basically more shameless Deidara manhandling and humiliation, yay :D
Status of chapter 3: muhahaha, it's finished, I wrote it together with this one. Just a bit more tweaking, should be up soon
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The group had come to rest for a while under the trees, setting down their bags to stretch their tired muscles.
Deidara had been awake for some time, feeling much calmer, much clearer now. He had regained his composure...it must have just been he initial shock of being taken captive, yeah. It was strange, he could take having his arms ripped off, and stared death in the face on a daily basis with barely a flinch...but being gagged had caused him a to have a full-on panic attack, it was stupid! Every one of these guys would have to die, for seeing him that way...it was the only answer. If no one saw it, it didn't happen, yeah...made perfect sense to him.
"Just ten minutes, and then we need to set off again."
Gai set Deidara down against a tree and went to join the others a few feet from him, where they were unpacking food onto the grass. Deidara's hair fell to it's usual place in front of his eyes, obscuring his face. He watched them through it...how long since he had eaten now? It felt like forever, the hunger was painful....
If he'd still had his hands, they would've been hungry right now for some clay. It was like an addiction, better than eating, and way more satisfying. As soon as he had his hands back, he'd feed them a thousand scraps of clay, a million, fill the sky with creations... he smiled.
He was lost in thought when Neji left the others and came to stand over him, he was holding... something... Deidara regarded him warily. "What is it, un?" His forehead-protector-gag had loosened, falling down to rest around his neck a while ago.
"Are you hungry?"
What? Were they playing with him, torturing him with the promise of food? Of course he was hungry! But they'd love it if he admitted that wouldn't they, he supposed now the damn boy would just eat it in front of him too...
"Do you want to eat this?" Neji reworded, seeing his animosity. He unwrapped the thing he had - a riceball.
So it seemed they were going to feed him after all, at least this was something good.... But wait, that would mean he'd have to be hand-fed!
"Aren't you going to get one of the girls to feed me?" Deidara grinned. "Or maybe both of them?" While still annoying, it would have feel somehow less embarrassing to be fed by a girl; babying and that sort of thing was a woman's work anyway. His manliness was kind of suffering, being tied up like this...
Neji did not move, "No. Now do you want to eat or not?"
No sense of humour at all, not even a reaction. So boring. And Deidara was absolutely starving. He hadn't eaten since before the extraction began, three, no, now four days ago! But he couldn't bare to ask his enemies for anything...didn't want to ask...
Deidara's stomach let out a long betraying rumble. Oh great.
At that, Neji just held up the riceball in easy reach.
Deidara knew that it wasn't poisoned, they could have killed him at anytime...and it looked so, so good. He looked over at the others, they weren't looking...in fact they were all busy watching Gai have some sort of frantic eating-race...with himself. Every now and then Gai would look glance at Kakashi ; who was eating slowly behind his smut-book, and then he would elevate his speed - a mad glint in his eye. Eyebrows screamed "TRAIIIIIINING!!!" and followed his lead. What the hell? Leaf-nin were fucking nuts...(Itachi was from there, this must be why he was like that.) though admittedly the irony of Gai's one man race was quite funny. It would be annoying to be in a team with guys like that though. He imagined having a partner as crazy as that... wow, he'd probably strangle him.
Turning his attention back to the food, well....ah...why not. Deidara began eating. He ate slowly, calmly, although he was so ravenous he could have downed the thing in two bites.
He wondered for the hundreth time if he try should try and trick these guys into feeding him some clay...yeah, like they'd let him touch clay, they'd seen his jutsu and they knew that he'd used clay to do it. Who had his clay-pouch now? Looking over, he saw that Sakura was now wearing it, strapped alongside her medical-bag...hmm.
He finished the riceball. Deidara was still hungry but tried to appear as if he didn't give a shit. "Un," he grunted as he turned his face away, as a sort of affirmation that he'd finished. Deidara never thanked anyone, wasn't going to start now. But despite this attitude, it seemed Neji could tell he was still hungry, as he held up a second riceball without a word - Deidara ate that too, and then a third one. Neji let him drink from his own waterpack, waiting between each of his gulps to hold it up again. "Yeah, that's enough, Byakugan." said Deidara, finished.
It was embarrassing. Being hand-fed (and by a guy too) was pretty high on the list. But then by comparison nothing, nothing, that happened to him now could really be more embarrassing than earlier when Kakashi had had to pull down his pants for him so he could take a discrete pee in the bushes. At least he hadn't been forced to ask for them for that favour either, Kakashi and Gai had seemed to guess that he needed to and then the whole thing had transpired without a single word from any of them; they probably had some experience escorting captives like this.
He realised that these guys were being...kind to him. It was sort of sickening. They weren't just being nice, but really kind. It was one thing to bring him back to Konoha alive, but they could have still have easily caused him further injury without killing him, they could have vented their anger on him the whole way back in fact, but they didn't. They not only gave him enough food and drink to stay alive, but let him have as much as he wanted. They had handled him gently after it was clear he was no longer a threat to them, bandaged his wounds (that they had fucking caused!), and all in a manner that more or less allowed him to keep his dignity; they hadn't forced him to ask or beg for anything. They could have fed their ego's, bullying him, making him ask for pity (pfft, they would have had a long wait, he'd rather die!)...but they had given it freely. How come they did that? What did they gain from it?
Would he have treated a captive the same? Did he? He didn't give them a moment's thought; like that Gaara, he had just been a piece of dead weight furniture, dignity be damned, and even before he was a corpse - why would the jinchuuriki have needed any care, what was the point when he was going to die anyway!
A chill passed through Deidara...as far as these guys were concerned, he was...going to die anyway. Konoha were going to learn everything, everything they possibly could get out of him (nothing! like fuck he would tell them anything) and then they were going to execute him.
Don't think about that.
It wouldn't happen. He just needed an opportunity, that was all...
They were packing away again, already. Sakura came to roll up his tattered sleeve, checking his arm hadn't started bleeding again.
She had his pouch. He also knew she was easy from the way she'd blushed so readily earlier... "Hey you. Sakura-girl," he showed her his widest grin.
She seemed taken aback at being addressed by name, working already. "um, Yes?"
"The restraints on my legs; kinda tight. Insanely tight even. Loosen them for me? You're the medic here, right? You know best..." yes, the flattery trick.
The blush again. Too easy, seriously she was pathetic. Was she the type who spent all her time thinking about guys instead of concentrating on her skills? No one could become a master at their art with a divided mind. This may work in his favour, though...
Sakura stared at him as if considering, it was a long-shot, but she could be stupid enough...then again...
"What do you take me for!" she huffed, finished looking at his arm, dropping his sleeve. "Seriously!"
She was annoyed? dammit. This called for....
Deidara made sure the others weren't looking again. This was a rare one for him. It took some effort, but he tried to look...cute. NOT weak-cute, no way, but he tried to muster the kind of look that should make a woman weak at the knees...he forced himself. It was sickening but whatever. He gazed up her, trying to look as harmless as possible. "But they really are too tight.... Sakura." tried to sound sweet...
Her look softened completely at that. "Oh..... I'll have a look, but I won't loosen them." Yes.
She knelt over his ankles and brought her face downward to look...
He'd have to be quick, Deidara estimated he would only have about two seconds to act after he began, or the other bastards would come running. He still felt too weak, but...
Deidara launched his tied-feet up hard, as hard as he could, under Sakura's well-meaning jaw, BANG! (yeah!).
"Ahh!" she fell backwards, startled. He threw himself forward with all the strength he could gather (pfft, these guys had underestimated him, not tying him to the tree!) and pulled up the cover of the pouch with his teeth, trying to take a bite of the clay inside. Nearly, nearly...
Sakura rolled aside suddenly, and the pouch with her.... shit!
A hand took a fist-full of the back of his collar, while another grabbed his hair, preventing him from moving forward. Deidara wanted to scream with rage, he'd been so close! He growled loudly in frustration and banged the ground with his knee since he couldn't hit it with his fist; had a tantrum right there. Ow, ow, he was even making his wounded body ache with his own rage.
"Nice try."
Deidara strained to look behind him, it was Kakashi, of course it was fucking Kakashi. Gai stood next to him, looking stern.
Sakura sat up, wiping at her bloody mouth and glaring at him as Eyebrows and Naruto ran to her side. Her eyes looked hurt. Did she feel a little betrayed since he had flattered her first? But seriously, you deserved a good kick in the teeth for that kind of stupidity.
"What happened?" asked TenTen, appearing next to Sakura.
"I ...I was just checking his restraints, I might have leaned in too close..."
"God Sakura that was dumb, why'd you do that?"
"It is not Sakura-sans fault! He must have tricked her..."
"I'm getting sick of this guy Kakashi!" cried Naruto, "When are we gonna get rid of him?" He turned on Deidara,"What is your problem? She helped you, she didn't need to but she did! Aren't you a little grateful? Akatsuki scum!"
For some reason what the brat was saying really bothered Deidara, who was already riled. He had been thinking about this earlier, about their unnecessarily good care of him, even though he was an enemy...it was confusing, it pissed him off! "What's my problem?! hm, Are you all insane?" He growled, "Un, Do you really think I owe you guys anything, just 'cause you didn't kill me? Yeah you got lucky, that's all, hm, our positions should be the other way around...only I'm not so stupid, so you'd all be DEAD!"
"What the hell? You bastard!" roared Naruto, "Pretending to be all weak and co-operating earlier!" Naruto wildly pointed his arm into the woods...if he meant it as a reference to where they had come from earlier, he was pointing the wrong way. Idiot.
Anyway, Deidara had been genuinely weak earlier, was still weak now in fact...but if any of them thought that it was an act, than that was all the better. Deidara laughed. "What, hm, You guys really think you can tame me or something, that I'll come over all nice cause you gave me some food and bandaged me up, do you know who I am? un, What I do? I'm evil, right." he bared his teeth menacingly "... you guys don't even know the half of it!"
"ARRGH! Kakashi, gag him again! I hate listening to his shit!"
"Naruto, I'm getting tired of the both of you, you keep prompting him, so be quiet as well. And it's not respectful..." Kakashi looked over at Gaara. He had meant that it was not respectful for everyone to bicker like this in the wake of the jinchuuriki's death. Hmph, like Deidara cared about that kind of thing, that guy was his bench earlier!
A calm voice broke in. "Were we not supposed to leave a while ago? It was a ten minute break, but we have now been here for fifteen..." Neji had watched everything in silence up until this point.
"Let's go Kakashi," Said Gai. "We can reach the Sand village by tonight." He leaned in at Deidara,"...and you won't have anymore opportunties for that." Deidara smiled. hm, We'll see.
"And Sakura," said Kakashi, "be more aware next time." He did not carry on, she seemed embarassed enough by her mistake already.
"Yes, Kakashi-sensei." It seemed she still had all her teeth, was his kick that weak? But it was not like close combat was his specialism...
They began to set out. That excursion had been almost interesting, well, easily more interesting than having to stare down at Gai's backside as he was balanced over his shoulder for hours on end...
Deidara sighed as he was lifted up again.
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To be able to have the jinchuuriki extracted and the biju to just...go on living afterward. This was unheard of. Deidara felt a little put out, all his hard work defeating that guy, he thought he'd destroyed him. You couldn't just...un-destroy things, that was backward, like if one of his exploding sculptures were to come back together again, it made no sense. So, was it even possible? He watched the old lady, Chiyo, begin to perform her strange backward-art on Gaara...she was giving her own life energy, becoming part of it. So she meant to die as part of it? Art perfected by death...that was art in it's highest form...he had to respect that. He watched quietly until the end.
But these guys were SO sentimental. The old lady's death had been something truly impressive but it wasn't anything to cry about. Naruto was hugging a dazed looking Gaara, who didn't seem to recognise any of them yet. Probably death made you groggy. The others gathered around joyously, well except Kakashi, who still gripping his shoulder, never letting up for a moment. Deidara decided he definitely did not understand them. It was a stupid display, even Neji was smiling. Creepy.
"We are quite near the Sand village now," said Gai. Deidara tensed at this, remembering the reputation on the Sand village prison, remembering the anger he had riled in the city...please no. "Kakashi and I should stay back with this one, they want his head badly in there. You go on ahead with Gaara."
Wait, So they didn't mean to take him to the Sand village then? This was a relief! Mostly, it meant that he would have more opportunities to escape...
Kakashi began undoing his coat.
"What now? She just looked at my arm, un." Deidara was annoyed. Why didn't they even warn him when they were about to do that? Just started pulling aside his clothes any time of day, it was disconcerting and making him even more edgy. He wasn't a doll.
"If anyone from the Sand sees you with us, even from a distance, they'll want to arrest you immeadiately - which would be a problem for us, because we've already arrested you." Kakashi lowered his voice, "and you are better of with us than with the Sand, trust me."
Yeah yeah, Deidara already knew all about that. Well it did make sense. He helped to shrug his coat off, and Kakashi took his forehead-protector too, packing them away. Without his distinctive Akatsuki outfit, no one from the Sand should recognise him. Deidara had been flying so high above the city, that it was too far for anyone to have made out his face.
"People are coming already! I see Temari with them...and Kankuro!" cried Tenten, excited, looking through Deidara's scope. She waved to them. Ugh. He had never, ever used his scope to wave at people.
Gai spoke to the group, "We don't want to lie to our friends, but Tsunade-sama has asked us to bring back any Akatsuki we can capture. The Sand may feel they have more of a right to him as he attacked their village, so to avoid trouble, don't tell them who he is." He looked pointedly here at Naruto. Deidara suspected that Gai's patronising explanation had been directed entirely at Naruto...
"Yeah I won't tell. He's ours, we caught him." grinned Naruto. Deidara looked forward to the day when Akatsuki caught up with the brat, that would wipe the smug off his face...
The small crowd of Sand-nin reached them. There were ten Sand-Jonin and...he recogised one of them as Gaara's brother! That puppeteer-nin that had tried to chase him so desperately, the one that he'd left to Master Sasori to finish off. Wait, so Sasori couldn't even finish an old lady, a little girl, or this guy who should have been his speciality; and all of them had come back to torment him! He had thought puppeteer-brother-guy was dead! Sasori had actually told him he'd finished him too! Ugh, probably Sasori had only poisoned him and left the job half done. Master Sasori, why....
He supposed the sister, Temari? Was the one hugging Gaara right now, but the brother, would Kankuro recognise him? He had been wearing his hat before, but...Deidara remembered how he couldn't resist turning back to smirk at him, allowing the tassels to fall aside, before skipping victoriously up onto his bird and taking away with the dying brother. He remembered meeting those furious eyes, narrowed with hate; hilarious back then, but not so much now the situation had changed...
Deidara shrank back a bit. He still hadn't been noticed yet.
The sand-nin were all jubilant about their Kazekage's return, they crowded around Gaara, thanked the leaf-nin, and registered surprise and sadness at the old ladies death. It was all very predictable, very boring. He hoped it would be over soon, wanted to get out of here.
"We can't thank you enough," one of the Sand Jonin was saying to Kakashi. "Our Kazeka--...is this boy alright?" The Sand Jonin had noticied Deidara kneeling there, keeping a low profile behind Kakashi. "We could help with your wounded, it's the least we can do..." He was focusing on Deidara's exposed bandaged arms. But then the jonin's eyes moved to his tied legs. "A captive?"
"Ah...he's a bandit who attacked us on the road," Kakashi began, pulling an explanation out of his ass. Deidara wanted to roll his eyes. Didn't think about how to explain that one in advance, did you bastard? "He has only a small bounty on his head," (Did Kakashi have to add small there? Come on...)"But we're taking him back to the Leaf village with us. And we already have a medical-ninja travelling with us, so thankyou but..."
"YOU!"
It was Kankuro. He had shot up from his position kneeling next to Gaara, his painted face was a picture of rage. "You bastard! I recognise your face! You're the one, the Akatsuki who attacked our village! The one who took Gaara away!"
Shit.
Kankuro stalked towards him, Temari was rising now too, and the Sand-Jonin's all had their eyes on him. Deidara could do nothing but sit there and look back...what would happen? Would they kill him right here? Kakashi moved in front of him as Kankuro reached them.
"What is this Kakashi?" Kankuro's rough voice was low, dangerous. "You were about to tell us that you had this guy with you, right? You weren't trying to hide or disguise him from us...because if you were..." Kankuro reached out and grabbed a fist-full of Kakashi's vest, threateningly.
Kakashi put up his hands diplomatically. "Kankuro, now..."
"Kankuro-san, He told me that this boy was a bandit they met on the road..." It was that Sand-jonin...
Gai, Naruto, Neji, Eyebrows, all of them, moved quickly to stand beside Kakashi, faces steadfast.
"Hey Kankuro, I know what he did to you guys, but he's ours!"it was Naruto. "Do you even know what we went through to get him?" Naruto didn't seem angry, but perplexed. It seemed he didn't want to argue with Kankuro at all.
"But why haven't you killed him!" Kankuro stared down at Deidara, seething, if not for Kakashi standing between them, Deidara felt Kankuro would have kicked him in the face..."He's one of Akatsuki...why isn't he dead!" He pulled out his kunai.
"Kankuro..." cautioned Temari, warning in her voice. "Remember what they have done for us."
"Let's just talk about this..." Kakashi's voice remained as calm as ever.
Kankuro seemed to gather himself, but teeth grit, he spoke in a strained manner,"Alright. You hand him over right now... and I'll forget that you tried to decieve us of his presence..."
"We can't do that. Yes, this is Deidara of Akatsuki. The reason he's alive is because he could give us crucial information about the organisation, you should know this. The Leaf have their own ways of getting information out of prisoners, we're taking him with us to Konoha..."
"But you are on Sand territory, you are harbouring our most wanted criminal, you cannot leave our borders with him now..."
"As long as the Akatsuki is someone's prisoner, it shouldn't matter right?" Temari stepped up, putting a hand on Kankuro's shoulder - calming him down? "The top priority, I think we can agree, is making sure that he stays captive."
"Temari..."
She continued. "We are all allies here. We owe you a great debt...but I must agree with Kankuro..It is more logical that you give him to us, as our prison is closer." She waved her hand towards the Sand village, it's high surrounding cliffs just visible. "He could escape from you or be rescued on your way back to the Leaf village, you know you can't promise me that it won't happen."
"Temari, shouldn't Gaara be the one who decides what happens in the Sand anyway?" Naruto pressed on,"He is the Kazekage right? you can't make decisions over him..."
"As you can see, he's not recovered fully enough to talk about this yet." She looked back at Gaara, he was still being supported by the Jonin where he sat on the ground. It didn't seem he was aware of the commotion... "As the head ninja here under Gaara, my brother and I make the decisions in his stead. And I'm sorry, but I think that Gaara would fully agree with us when I say we cannot allow you to leave with that Akatsuki!"
"How do you know he is not safer with us?" Neji now, everyone was getting in. A slight air of arrogance was detectable in his voice, "He easily infiltrated your walls and defeated your Kazekage on his own ground, but we have been managing him easily as you can see."
"Neji, less blunt." Gai was warning Neji that he was not being polite enough - pointing out the weakness's of the Sand's leader; they needed to tread carefully. The tension was growing - the Sand-jonins looked ready to draw their weapons at any moment.
Deidara was trying to maintain an uncaring attitude, even though he could feel the sweat running down his face. He used to relish the being centre of attention, but that was in the sky, not in the dirt with everyone else towering around, they were talking about him like a thing, just something to stake a claim on...
Kakashi spoke again, it seemed a plea this time. "Please, our village would benefit the most from nformation he may be able to give. The Akatsuki no longer target your brother, having somehow extracted what they needed, and so he is safe...We wish for Naruto to have a fighting chance against the Akatsuki too, he may not be as lucky as Gaara..."
Temari and Kankuro looked at Kakashi, at him, at Naruto. They looked eachother, as if considering. Were they changing their minds?
"We have to put our village first." There was something apologetic in her voice. "The risk of him escaping and terrorising us again, it simply can't be allowed to happen. Our people need safety, and we need their confidence in us. We are greatful to you, and we don't wish to fight you but ...Harbouring him we will consider treason! We will use the full force of the Sand village to keep him here if you refuse!" The Sand-jonin were drawing their weapons...
"Well that decides it then."Gai looked at Kakashi, "We can't risk a war with the Sand over this; it would be madness."
"Kakashi-sensei, can't anything be done? I know if I could just talk to Gaara about it...when he's better."
"Are we really going to hand him over Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura seemed worried.
Kakashi didn't speak for a while. Still thinking, considering the best course of action? He looked down at Deidara, meeting his eyes, "We will have to hand him over to them for now...and we'll do it willingly, on the condition that he is kept alive until we can make further negotions with Gaara."
"We'll accept those conditions," Temari seemed satisfied, but Kankuro, silent, still glared at Deidara muderously. Earlier, Deidara would have returned that look with a smirk, with amusement...but he wasn't feeling so amused right now. Deidara instead set his features hard, he glared back all the same, at all of the sand-jonin, I'm not afraid of you...
The Leaf-nins were reluctantly stepping aside, away from him, and the Sand-jonin were closing in. New hands came to grab him. Deidara leaned away, cringed back a little; he was so tired of being handled, and it was like he could feel these guys anger bearing down on him, they looked rough...
One of them bent down behind him, and putting his arm's under Deidara's arm-pits, hoisted him up that way. Deidara stifled a cry; the pain was immense! His torn muscles throbbed around where his arms had been severed. This was why Gai had always lifted him by the waist...
"That isn't necessary, he's not resisting! And he's injured..."
"Be more careful," Temari ordered them, noting Kakashi's request. Although it was clear from her voice it was of no concern to her. "And cover him with something, I don't want the people of the Sand to know that we that have him yet...they will doubt us for not executing him swiftly."
Deidara looked back at Kakashi, Gai, the other Leaf-nin...until a blanket was draped over his head and shoulder's, he couldn't see a thing.
He was returning to the Sand village...but this time on the ground, as a prisoner.
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OMAKE
Kakashi pulled off Deidara's Akatsuki coat. "If anyone from the Sand recognises you, even from a distance, they'll want to arrest you immeadiately..."
Deidara shrugged, that made sense...
"....So, let's disguise you as a GIRL." ^___^
"WHAT."
"Quickly Sakura, switch clothes with him!"
"Yes Sensei!"
"ARRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!"
"Everyone, hold him down!" :D
"I'll do his hair like mine!^^" Squealed Tenten.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!1"
......It was a long and tiresome battle. But in the end, they even shaved his legs. T_T
...Though Deidara had to admit they felt kinda nice like that.
And he looked damn fine in Sakura's hot pants.
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"YOU!" screamed Kankuro. Deidara's heart stopped...was he recognised?
"You...... do you...." Kankuro was blushing, "...wanna...go out with me?"
"Nnn-" Kakashi threw a hand over Deidara's mouth.
"Who? Oh this girl-bandit we found? Sure she would!"
"She'd LOVE to..."
"She's just shy......"
"Here, we'll sell her to you..."
Deidara struggled free of Kakashi's hand...
"I'M THAT GUY FROM AKATSUKIIIII!"
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