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Jizz In My Pants	By : PrplGrl Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Shikamaru/Neji Views: 1838 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Just F.Y.I.: The title “Jizz In My Pants” was actually taken from a song with the same title by a group from Saturday Night Live called The Lonely Island. If you haven’t heard the song or seen the video, I suggest you get over to YouTube and check it out! Just search Jizz In My Pants and you’ll find it easily!

Summary: Simply Neji doing what he does best; sex.

Warnings: A lot of OOCness, but isn’t that the whole fun of AUs?

Pairing(s): SaiNeji, ShikaNeji

Night Job

Hyuga Neji loved sex. Since the first experience he’d had with a friend, he knew it would be his life. He loved being naked, showing off his feminine features and loving all the swooning men who would come to him. It made him feel so empowered, watching as eyes would glaze over and brains shut off as man after man would fall at his feet. It was quite an uplifting talent to have.

Not surprising anybody he knew, Neji quickly landed a job at a big-named strip club, the biggest in Konoha. His friends threw the Hyuga a huge party in congratulations, a few of the girls upset at him. Many try, but only a select few are chosen to entertain at the racy Red Toad Club.

It was a bit more erotic than most other clubs Neji had worked at, where all the entertainers did was dance, show off their boobs, and give the occasional lap dance. The Red Toad had that, too, but there was so much more; it sold sex like nobody’s business, which was why the Hyuga liked it so much.

Most anything went at the place; Neji’s regular routine was to go up on stage, dance around a little, either play with himself or another entertainer, and then mingle with the customers, sometimes just talking, other times having sex, depending on the price willing to be paid.

Neji had never been happier; he got his full supply of sexual intercourse for a day and would converse with some pretty interesting people. He was very good at what he did and enjoyed every minute.

Once his stage name was called, wearing only a deep blue thong, Neji walked up onto the stage, several regulars shouting and screaming for him. His smile was bright and genuine as he walked up to the pole just waiting for him to molest it. He made sure to make his dances extra hot, licking the metal, rubbing against it, and bending his body around it that made the audience watching him drool.

“Looks like once again Kisho has excited another of our dancers!” the announcer and owner, Jiraiya, said over the speakers as another pale skinned young man walked onto the stage.

Neji had already been hard, but when he saw Sai, the only performer without a stage name striding toward him, dark eyes filled with lust, he could feel his erection pulse. Smiling seductively, the Hyuga abandoned the pole and met the other man on stage, immediately pressing his lips against the others.

Hoots and hollers rained over his ears and Neji moaned into Sai’s mouth, the other man’s hand quickly finding his exposed ass and squeezing. The Hyuga pulled away with a smile and reached down to slowly unveil the paler man’s aching cock; it was barely being covered by his flimsy, black thong he was so excited.

Neji loved that kind of reaction.

As soon as Sai’s erection was bobbing in the open air, several patrons shouted out, “Suck his cock!” The man they knew as Kisho was more than happy to comply. He knelt before the paler man, watching a small drop of pre-cum ooze from the slit before wrapping his lips around the delicious organ. The Hyuga moaned again, loving the taste and feel of Sai’s cock against his tongue. He brought a hand up the gently fondle the other’s sacs, pleased when hips began carefully thrusting into his mouth.

It only took a few short minutes of the paler man fucking his face before people began calling out, “Fuck his ass!”

Neji shivered in delight when he released Sai’s delectable dick and stood, thrusting his hips gently as a pale hand covered his erection trapped within his thong. Sai slowly removed the dark blue cloth from the Hyuga’s flesh, turning him around after tossing the garment out to the crowd. Neji grabbed onto the neglected pole, giving the other man his ass as he very slowly and carefully entered Neji’s already stretched entrance.

“Kisho” moaned loudly, immediately thrusting his hips back onto the other entertainer’s, encouraging him to be fast and hard when he started, which Sai seemed to have no problem obliging. The paler man was frantic in his movements, watching as his cock would vanish into the Hyuga’s hole.

Neji merely voiced his delight, his lavender eyes gazing at the crowd cheering them on. It escalated his arousal to even higher peaks, making him reach down and fist his dripping cock, to the excitement of the others. Not five pumps of his hand had the Hyuga moaning loudly, fisting his erection almost too tightly as spurts of white seed shot several times from him, coating the golden pole and making the on-lookers cheer. Sai wasn’t far behind, groaning when he pulled from Neji’s greedy ass, ejaculating on his thigh and smearing it around with his softening cock.

The customers shouted their appreciation, Neji smiling brightly as he took Sai’s hand. They gave the crowd one final kiss between them before waving and heading backstage to clean up.

Neji loved it.

After rinsing off and putting on a sparkling red thong, the Hyuga was ready to walk around with the customers. He smiled and waved at many, knowing most by name, conversing with a few, but it was a good hour after he’d started before he found someone interesting. His pastel eyes caught sight of a man, sitting alone at a table further back from the stage in the shadows. He was smoking a cigarette casually and an empty glass sat peacefully upon the table.

The Hyuga smirked. He began walking over to him, stopping for a few moments only for those passing by who would put a dollar in his thong and grab his groin. For a buck, Neji would happily let himself be felt up; it was such a small thing that turned him on like nothing else.

By the time he got to the man’s table, his erection was pulling at the flimsy cloth and the Hyuga’s asshole was twitching, almost begging to have something put in it.

“Hey there,” Neji greeted, leaning against the table, eyes looking over the man sitting alone. His skin was a few shades darker than the Hyuga’s, face perfectly masculine as he stared at the entertainer with beautifully dark brown eyes, black hair tied up in a ponytail. Neji had to fight the urge to lick his lips; this man was absolutely gorgeous! “You look like you could use a friend.” He reached out and grazed his fingers over surprisingly soft skin.

The man looked away. “Sorry, but I don’t do hookers; not really my style.” His voice was smooth and calm, even though he had just insulted the man who wanted to give him the best fuck of his life.

Neji sighed; he’d gotten this type before. “I’m not a hooker,” he replied, grabbing the man’s chin and forcing him to gaze into lavender orbs. “I’m an entertainer, and you obviously came here for some entertainment did you not?”

The man chuckled. “I guess I did.”

The Hyuga smiled. “I can most certainly help you with that.” Pulling the other’s seat away from the table, he sat in the stranger’s lap, wrapping his arms around a slender neck and whispered, “You name the game.”

Dark eyes glanced around them before landing on the scantily clad man. “I uh…don’t do public performances.”

Neji looked to see a small crowd had formed around them and a small giggle left him. “Then let’s go to a private room.” Without waiting for a reaction, he grabbed the man’s wrist and pulled him further to the back, entering a door that led to a long hallway. He quickly checked the list by the entrance to see which rooms were available before taking his customer to a bedroom themed out to be a meadow. The lush carpet and bedspread was a grassy-green, the walls perfect sky blue with little flowers painted up from the floor, and the ceiling resembling clouds passing over.

The entertainer locked the door behind them and eagerly watched as the man seemed to consider the room for a few moments. He sat on the bed and gazed at Neji, reaching out a hand that had the paler man in the stranger’s lap. The Hyuga trembled with excitement and barely contained arousal; his cock kept pulsing, wanting to be touched, and his body ached with need to be pounded. It was the very reason Neji had decided to take a job as an entertainer; he liked getting his ass roughly fucked, and he liked getting it several times.

He groaned when the stranger’s hands began squeezing his exposed cheeks, reaching between them to gently prod his puckered entrance. Neji moved his hips against him, slamming their lips together and tightening his grip on broad shoulders.

The man moaned and pulled his lips away, amused expression on his face. “Damn you sure are willing,” he whispered.

“I need it,” Neji responded softly, still thrusting his hips. “Please…give it to me….”

The stranger smirked and tossed the paler man onto the bed. He leaned over him and said softly, “As you wish,” before hands attacked flesh.

Neji began moaning uncontrollably, the touch this man had was exquisite; fingers were quick to find his most sensitive spots, pressing and massaging until he could no longer think. He merely rotated his hips and voiced his pleasure to the man above him.

A cry left his lips when the stranger’s thick and long cock penetrated deep within Neji’s body. It felt so fucking good! He arched his back and thrust his hips against the other, knowing his orgasm wasn’t far off.

The man started pounding into the willing one beneath him, the Hyuga damn near screaming as he wrapped his arms around the stranger’s neck again, pleading to be taken harder and faster. His words were heard, the amazing person above him speeding up with every breath, Neji feeling his climax come closer and closer.

He whined as the pace slowed down considerably. Neji opened his lavender orbs to give dark eyes a frustrated gaze.

“What…what’s your name?” the man asked breathlessly.

Neji raised a slender eyebrow at the question; he’d never gotten asked that before. People usually knew his name or just didn’t care. “…Kisho,” he answered hesitantly.

He shook his head. “No, your real name. I want you to hear me moan your name when I come.”

The Hyuga shivered again; that sounded so fucking erotic. “Neji.”

The man smiled. “Shikamaru,” he whispered in turn before leaning down to kiss the paler man, already returning back to the frantic speed that made his toes curl.

Neji thrashed as he came, softly speaking the man’s name as more seed was released from his aching cock. He panted heavily, watching quietly as this man calling himself Shikamaru continued to thrust quickly within him, taking a bit longer to come than the entertainer would have thought.

When he did, though, the Hyuga figured he might have hit another terrific orgasm. Shikamaru’s eyes were clenched shut, hand immediately on his lubricated cock when he pulled out, shooting his hot cum all over the paler man, and moaning low the sexiest way Neji had ever heard his name before. His body trembled, grabbing Shikamaru and pulling him down for a searing kiss. He liked this man’s kisses.

It was several minutes before either had the strength to remove themselves from the bed. Neji smiled proudly at the other. “Well, were you entertained, Shikamaru?”

The tanner man smirked. “I guess you could say that.”

“Good; I hope I made a fan out of you,” Neji flirted, batting his eyes suggestively at his new customer.

“I can see myself coming back,” Shikamaru confirmed.

The Hyuga chuckled and reached for some paper on the nightstand. He quickly scribbled a few things down and handed the piece to the tanner of them. “Here, you’ll have to give this to the receptionist on your way out.”

“What is it?” he asked as the entertainer walked to the door and unlocked it.

“Your bill,” Neji responded, looking over a pale shoulder at the small glare he received.

“I knew you were a hooker,” Shikamaru said, shaking his head.

“Don’t be a fuddy-duddy. See you next time, Shikamaru.” The Hyuga waved and smiled at the not-threatening-at-all glare he received before leaving the room, smile still firmly in place as he made his way back to the dressing rooms.

Neji loved his job.

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