Nine Tales of Sex
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male › Naruto/Sasuke
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
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Technique!
Tale 2 - Technique!
Earlier that day...
Naruto Uzumaki was just practicing his Rasengan, along with his clone, until Jiraiya, who was reading the latest PlayBoy magazine, yelled out: "Hey Naruto! Stop what you're doing and come here!" The perverted sage had a smirk on his face, so Naruto could tell that he was up to something. "Fuck." Naruto said with an annoyed face. "I hope you don't make me look at another naked WWE Diva." Speaking of that, Jiraiya had shown Naruto a picture of the WWE Diva, Kelly Kelly. When Naruto had seen the naked female wrestler, he wanted to just beat the shit out of his master for tricking him into doing this. But surprisingly, naked women weren't on Jiraiya's mind. "Nope, it's a new technique."
"Oh boy, oh BOY! What's it called and what does it do?!!!" Naruto became very excited and hyper; he hadn't learned anything for a long time, except learning what a female looks like when she's out of her clothes. "Don't you like that pink haired chick Sakura Haruno?" Jiraiya asked his pupil. Then Naruto's smile faded and turned into a regretful frown. "No, not anymore. I was just fixing to go to sleep one night, but I had to check on her before I went to sleep. So I walked by her room, opened the door, and....ugh...." He shook fearfully at the thought. "And...what?" Jiraiya wondered.
"I saw her shove a picture of Sasuke up her feminine part."
Jiraiya's eyes widened at what his pupil had just said. He actually thought Sakura liked Naruto also at one point, but he just couldn't believe it. "Y'know what I mean?" Naruto asked. "Yeah, I know whatcha mean and how you must feel. That sucks, don't it?" The two were silent for a moment. The scene with Sakura actually shoving that pic up her.......oh God! It was dreadful and disgusting to picture. So Naruto took it out of his mind and started thinking about that new technique Jiraiya-sama was going to teach him.
"So Naruto, who's your crush now, is it Ino? Cuz she's dumb too." Jiraiya joked to make Naruto feel better. "No way!" Naruto exclaimed, as if Jiraiya was mad or something. "I...umm..." The son of the Fourth Hokage began to blush...he felt like Hinata-chan. He had never told Jiraiya who his real crush was, so he hesitated for a moment. Jiraiya began to wonder what was wrong with the ninja. Naruto's face was turning red and he began to sweat all over. "Don't worry, dude, I'll understand." Jiraiya's words calmed Naruto down a little. Jiraiya was a perve, but he could be a great friend too. Finally, Naruto came out:
"I like Sasuke."
Jiraiya's eyes widened even more. He knew Naruto was gonna say something weird, but he didn't expect that.
"It's weird, cuz he's the only guy I like. I mean, he can be an asshole sometimes, but he can be cute too." Naruto's blush faded away, but he wondered if Jiraiya had something against gays. He hoped not. "Dude, I have nothin' against that, love is love. In fact, I love watching lesbians fuck...they're hot." Naruto jumped in joy at Jiraiya's words, except that perverted lesbian part. "But I'm still teaching ya that new technique, trust me, it's really awesome!" Naruto became happier than ever.
But what does this "technique" have to do with Sasuke?
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Okay, so what does this weird technique gotta do w/ Sasuke-kun? You might find out in Tale 3, which is comin' right up soon! ^^
Earlier that day...
Naruto Uzumaki was just practicing his Rasengan, along with his clone, until Jiraiya, who was reading the latest PlayBoy magazine, yelled out: "Hey Naruto! Stop what you're doing and come here!" The perverted sage had a smirk on his face, so Naruto could tell that he was up to something. "Fuck." Naruto said with an annoyed face. "I hope you don't make me look at another naked WWE Diva." Speaking of that, Jiraiya had shown Naruto a picture of the WWE Diva, Kelly Kelly. When Naruto had seen the naked female wrestler, he wanted to just beat the shit out of his master for tricking him into doing this. But surprisingly, naked women weren't on Jiraiya's mind. "Nope, it's a new technique."
"Oh boy, oh BOY! What's it called and what does it do?!!!" Naruto became very excited and hyper; he hadn't learned anything for a long time, except learning what a female looks like when she's out of her clothes. "Don't you like that pink haired chick Sakura Haruno?" Jiraiya asked his pupil. Then Naruto's smile faded and turned into a regretful frown. "No, not anymore. I was just fixing to go to sleep one night, but I had to check on her before I went to sleep. So I walked by her room, opened the door, and....ugh...." He shook fearfully at the thought. "And...what?" Jiraiya wondered.
"I saw her shove a picture of Sasuke up her feminine part."
Jiraiya's eyes widened at what his pupil had just said. He actually thought Sakura liked Naruto also at one point, but he just couldn't believe it. "Y'know what I mean?" Naruto asked. "Yeah, I know whatcha mean and how you must feel. That sucks, don't it?" The two were silent for a moment. The scene with Sakura actually shoving that pic up her.......oh God! It was dreadful and disgusting to picture. So Naruto took it out of his mind and started thinking about that new technique Jiraiya-sama was going to teach him.
"So Naruto, who's your crush now, is it Ino? Cuz she's dumb too." Jiraiya joked to make Naruto feel better. "No way!" Naruto exclaimed, as if Jiraiya was mad or something. "I...umm..." The son of the Fourth Hokage began to blush...he felt like Hinata-chan. He had never told Jiraiya who his real crush was, so he hesitated for a moment. Jiraiya began to wonder what was wrong with the ninja. Naruto's face was turning red and he began to sweat all over. "Don't worry, dude, I'll understand." Jiraiya's words calmed Naruto down a little. Jiraiya was a perve, but he could be a great friend too. Finally, Naruto came out:
"I like Sasuke."
Jiraiya's eyes widened even more. He knew Naruto was gonna say something weird, but he didn't expect that.
"It's weird, cuz he's the only guy I like. I mean, he can be an asshole sometimes, but he can be cute too." Naruto's blush faded away, but he wondered if Jiraiya had something against gays. He hoped not. "Dude, I have nothin' against that, love is love. In fact, I love watching lesbians fuck...they're hot." Naruto jumped in joy at Jiraiya's words, except that perverted lesbian part. "But I'm still teaching ya that new technique, trust me, it's really awesome!" Naruto became happier than ever.
But what does this "technique" have to do with Sasuke?
__________________________________________________________________________________
Okay, so what does this weird technique gotta do w/ Sasuke-kun? You might find out in Tale 3, which is comin' right up soon! ^^