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How I Became Gay	By : HeartlessArchAngel Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Naruto/Sasuke Views: 1191 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor any of its Characaters, if i do there's going to be lot of man sex on it...but I don't so there's none. I also don't make any money from writing this...wish I do...but I don't.

Chapter List
- 1-How I Became Gay
- 2-II
- 3-III
- 4-IV
- 5-V
- 6-VI
- 7-VII
- 1
- 2
- 3
How I Became Gay

By: Late-Sleeper

Beta-reader: Pay Backs
a Bitch

Disclaimer: I
don�t own a thing�

Chapter 2:
When the nuisance came�

�Hey
Naruto-chan�� I heard Kiba singing my name
in his offbeat tune of his. I cringed as I felt his arm around my shoulder, I
could feel his grin widening at my discomfort.

I
tried running away but I felt his vice grip around my shoulder tightening.
Heh, why did I have such sadistic friends?

�So,
did you tell the girls that their cute queer friend is a fraud?� I
turned my head to face him and pouted. His grin widens even more as he ruffled
the blond fur I call hair.

It�s
unfair!

The
more I tried telling the girls the truth, the more girls are befriending me
and undressing in front of me.

Not
only would I avoid being kick and mutilated by Neji, now I have to avoid
getting mobbed by angry boyfriends and brothers of
all the girls I have, accidentally, seen naked.

If I
were the perverted hermit, I would be laughing with joy.

�and
honestly I did�

That
is until two weeks ago, and then I felt my life was really in danger, when
Chouji punched me in the gut when he heard I saw
Ino�s panty in Sakura�s slumber party.

Then, realization came crushing down on me like bricks.

I
fear for my life.

Good
thing Chouji is a good friend and he listened well
to Shikamaru�s explanation. Although the fat ass
laughed so hard he almost broke the chair that he
was sitting on.

Damn fatso!

Yeah, so basically only my gang knows the truth and
they made sure to make fun of me whenever they can.
Especially Kiba�

�Naruto, Naruto�why don�t you let it go.� Kiba grinned while he stretched his
hand up to the air. ��let it go and be real. Embraced your
new sexuality.�

�I
hate you.�

But
that retort only made him laugh. Bastard!

�Come on look at you. You�re practically a girl.� Kiba eyed me from head to
toe then back to my face again, grin even wider than before. �Come on, you�re
even wearing a hair clip.�

I
frowned and touched the hair clip on my hair. �Hey, guys are wearing clips now
a days, asshole. This is the new fad.�

�Says who?�

�Kaoru and
Hikaru!�
I retorted with pride.

�Who?�

�The
characters from Ouran Host Club,� I snapped at his
ignorance. Che, talk about being a cave man. Who
doesn�t know Kaoru and Hikaru?

�Fuck, you�re even reading a Shoujo
manga!� Kiba stopped on his track and laughed
hysterically. I too stopped and was ready to punch the living daylights out of
him though I restrained myself since I spotted a policeman
roaming around. Lucky bastard!

�WHAHAHA god, soon you�ll be wearing skirt and frilly dresses. Damn! I�d hate
to see th�� Kiba
suddenly stopped his laughter and appeared to be in deep thoughts. A few
seconds passed when his face had broken into a wide grin. �On the second
thought, call me if you decided to wear one.�

He
gave me a leer, which I retorted with a kick on his groin.

That�s
what he gets by messing with me.

Kiba
dropped down crying as he clutched his not so precious thing between
his legs with both hands, cursing me and my whole clan for
ruining his family jewels.

Che!
I�m doing human kind a favor by making sure he
couldn�t breed.

�Serves you right dog
breath.� I
chided.

I
look down at Kiba and felt a little pity; he was my friend after all
even though he smelt like a dog and usually extorts me to
take pictures of naked women. I gave a sigh and kneeled down to help
him up but a hand suddenly grabbed my arm from behind.

To
my shock I saw Sakura glaring at me as I look over
my shoulder.

Fuck!

Did
she hear what we were talking about a minute ago?

NO!!!

I
cringed and stepped backward a bit. �Sakura I could explain��

�Naruto, why can�t you chose a better boyfriend?!�

Huh?!

Sakura glared down at the still sobbing Kiba and pointed at my slumped friend.
�That�that thing is no good for you Naruto-chan.�

What?!

Did
they�

They
think Kiba and I were�

A couple?

What
the hell?!

I
gaped at her as though she had horns growing from her head. I stuttered but no
coherent words were form.

That�s�

That
thought was so�

GROSS!!!

�He�s not my boyfriend!� I shrieked�I mean yelled, yes, yelled as manly as I
possibly can. Yeah, marines could be so proud of me.

Sakura beamed instantly and hugged me, her boobs crushing on to me.

Heh,
again my body was somewhat reacting though in a milder version. I sighed.

�Good! I thought you two were�oh thank god you�re
not a couple.� Sakura beamed wider at me.

I
too smiled back at her. �Of course I do have a taste you know.�

I do
too.

If I
were gay, which I am not, I won�t fall for
the likes of Kiba.

I
want a sophisticated one, with an air of aristocracy.

Heh�

�Good! Now with that said let�s go man hunting.� Sakura squeal with
delight while I felt my heart sunk. I looked over my shoulder and saw a
grinning Kiba.

I
gave him the bird, which he retorted by mouthing the words, �I love you too�.
I tried to resist Sakura but she was a strong girl.

Too
strong that I�m more afraid of her more than Neji or any other
guys.

I
gave up and let myself be drag away as I heard a faint chuckle from Kiba. I
glance at Sakura who was babbling about something�or someone�I really
don�t get a word she said with all the squealing
and gushing.

Well, must be important since I never seen her like this before since I met
her.

We
stopped in a nice looking caf� and made ourselves comfortable in a cozy chair
near a window. Sakura was constantly looking outside the window as if waiting
for someone.

�Hey, why are we here?�

�Umm�� Sakura stammered and blushed.

�Do
you like someone Naruto?�

Fuck!

I
was taken aback by that.

Is
it my lucky day?

Is
Sakura proposing to me?

Yes!
Thank god�yes sir my faith has been revived once more. Thank you, thank you.

I
smiled and willed myself not to blush. �Well, yeah there is someone I do
like.� I answered honestly.

More
specifically, she�s in front of me right now.

If
only I could say that.

�Oh,
what�s he like?�

He?!

Oh�

Yeah, I�m gay in Sakura�s point of view.

�Well, he�s�� I cringed at even thinking of saying a he as someone I
like. Poor me. ��is good looking, intelligent, and
has a nice hair.�

�Oh.
Is he in our school?�

Is
this a trick question?

�Yeah.�

�Hmmm�is he a top student?�

Hmm�Sakura is at the top�so, hehehe

�Yeah.�

�Is
he gorgeous?�

Where did this fucking questioning leading to?
Well anyway�

�Very.�

�Good. Is his name Uchiha Sasuke?�

Huh?!

Who?!

Wait�isn�t he the number school heart throb? Where
girls go gaga over him?

Every gay men�s wet dream�

They
said that if you don�t like him you�re not a girl
or gay�

So�

I
wouldn�t hurt to lie about that, ne?

This
is the safest answer.

Piece of cake.

As
if the bastard would mind me adding to his almost a kilometer long list of
admirers.

�Umm�yeah.�

Sakura beamed wider and somehow I shivered as I saw that beam. Did I
inadvertently make a deal with the devil?

�Good, unfortunately for me but fortunately for you Sasuke-kun has declared
he�s gay! So to test if it�s true we want you to seduce him, okay?� Sakura
purred happily while I sank deeper on my seat.

God
you do hate me, don�t you?

�But�but�why me?�
I questioned, almost crying out loud.

�Because you�re the
cutest gay guy in town and the most fuckable ass
ever walked on earth.
He won�t resist you if he�s indeed gay as he said.
Come on! I need to be sure he�s not lying!� Sakura grabbed my arm and whined.

I
mentally cried and banged my head.

�But
I can�t�he won�t talk to me.�

�Don�t worry because I already planned it all. See�� Sakura excitedly pointed
towards the door of the caf�. �He�s here.�

I
slowly turned my head towards the direction Sakura was pointing praying it was
all just a mistake.

But
lo and behold, walking towards us was none other than�

�Sasuke-kun you really came!�

Uchiha
Sasuke.

TSUZUKU
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