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Chapter List
- 1-I
- 2-II
- 3-III
- 4-IV
- 5-V
- 6-VI
- 7-A/N and a commercial
- 8-1.a
- 9-1.b
- 10-1.c
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Wrong Call

By: Late-Sleeper

Beta-reader:
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Bitch

Disclaimer: I don�t own
a thing�

Chapter 2: Yell

The loud irritating ring grated
Sasuke�s nerve so he had no choice but to answer it. He pushed himself
from the table and rolled his seat over towards his phone on the other side of
the room, to lazy to stand. He was a bit shocked to see the number on the
caller ID. �Naruto?� He had the
blonde�s boy number memorized.

He hurriedly picked up the phone and prayed to god that
the blond hadn�t hung up. Harsh breathing assaulted
his ear, and he couldn�t help but smirk. �Hello?�

�Ah�anou�ermm��
Sasuke waited amused as he heard some shuffling and mumbling on the other line
indicating the other party�s discomfort. A few seconds had passed without any
words exchange, Sasuke was getting bored of the silence decided to help the
blond out. �Who�s this?�

�Err�anou�this is�� Again
loud breathing could be heard, Sasuke almost wondered if the
blond should need an oxygen mask or something since
he was hyperventilating so much for a normal human being. �Oh is this the �wanker�?�

�BASTARD!� He hit a nerve at
that, still it made the blond talk. �Oh I�m sorry, that was too harsh of me,
Masturbator.�

�Fuck you!� Sasuke had to smirk at that. �Well, sorry man
you have to do it again solo, I�m not available.�

�Why you?!!�

�Why did you call? I�m hoping that it�s not just to call
me profanities and damn me to hell�� The raven leaned his elbow to his table
getting comfortable and tried hard not to smile as he heard uneven breathing
from the other line.

�I�I wanted to say I�m sorry for hanging up on you.�
Naruto twirled the cord of his phone as he fidget from time to time, scolding
himself not to blush even though it was a hell
embarrassing experience.

�Oh.�

The blond fidgeted once again
and clutched the phone harder. ��and I�m sorry you heard me�me�umm�doing�umm��
Shit! He was really blushing like a schoolgirl. He
swore his friends would laugh their ass off if ever they would witness how
pathetic he looked now.

Sasuke other hand was smiling, amused that the
blond couldn�t say the word. He could just imagine
the blond blushing now as he fidgeted to find the right words to say for what
he was doing. The blond was cute like that.
��doing, what?�

Naruto blushed harder on the question. Damn why
can�t he say it? Boys say it all the time. Actually
boys do it all the time�why can�t he� �Err�I
was�you know�doing �it��umm��

�Masturbating?� A loud intake of breath was heard from
the other line; Sasuke bet that the blond was
suddenly shocked that he just said it nonchalantly.
Innocent Naruto.

Naruto banged his head on the table and groaned out
loudly. No, he wasn�t blushing. Damn he was not
blushing like a frigid girl. He sighed loudly. �Yes.�

The raven shifted from where he was
seated and adjusted the phone on his ear. He glance at the clock and
remembered that he was about to meet his bastard of a brother in two hours,
hard for him to do this but he must shorten their sweet conversation. �Dobe,
what the hell do you really want?�

The blond jolted his head up
and his cute face crumpled into a frown. �What that supposed to mean
Teme?�

�Dobe, normally people with a sane mind wouldn�t call
back the way you do just to say sorry and prolong their humiliation. Or
unless, you crave humiliation and wanted to be friends��

Naruto was appalled at how rude the other
guy was, but he was right, he had other agenda why
he called so he can�t really blame the snotty brat from thinking that way,
although being nice wouldn�t hurt. Bastard. �Do you
know me?�

Sasuke smirked. �That�s why you called, just to ask me
that?�

�Well, our numbers on the caller ID are almost the same
except for the last three numbers so I assume that you must be near me�and
since you sound young I might say you�re even the same age bracket as me�we
might be even going to the same school�� Naruto sighed and squirmed onto his
seat. Silently praying that most of his assumption were
wrong. He was paranoid like that.

Sasuke on the other line was quite shocked�amazed even.
�Wow, dobe you thought that far. I am impressed. I
thought your head is only between your legs��

A loud groaned from the other line made Sasuke chuckled
lowly. �Come on Bastard! I�m not kidding here. I
really need to know if you know me.�

�Why you think that I may start a rumor about you being
gay?�

Naruto shoulder slumped down and groaned
out loud. �So, you indeed know me! You�re even
planning to make some rumor.�

�Dobe, that was a rhetorical
question. Fine, No dobe I do not know you,�
��personally.� The raven lied through his teeth. A little lie
wouldn�t hurt. Especially since�well the love of
your life is crushing on someone and here you are finally talking to
them�what can you do? Say: Of
course I know you because I have a crush on you and the reason I called, yeah
I didn�t dialed wrong, is that I want to talk to you but I hear you
masturbating for somebody else care to fill me who it is; I promise not to
kill the bastard�yet; so the blond would avoid him more at school.

Or just lie that you don�t
know so the blond would not avoid him at school�

The crazy part of his mind said the former was phenomenal
choice but the sane part said to choose the later. Sasuke choose the latter
just to spite his crazy self.

On the lighter note, at least Naruto is gay. That is a
big plus. Now the only thing to do is to annihilate all the possible
guys the blond is crushing on.

Naruto�s loud sigh of relief
broke Sasuke�s reverie. �I�m glad.�

��

�Hey, what�s your name by the way?�

�Dobe, if I told you my name you should tell me yours
too��

�Oh.�

�Dobe.�

Naruto bit his lower lip and tapped his fingers on his
table, thinking hard. �Well, since you�re such a bastard can I call you
teme?�

�Wow, how sweet. We have pet names already but we just
met. Won�t your �fantasy guy� get mad?� Sasuke cooed sweetly at the
blond. �Fine then, I�ll call you
dobe.�

�Bastard!�

�No other pet names sweetie, I might get confused.�
Sasuke sneered huskily that made the blond squirmed in discomfort then the
awkward silence was broken by a loud shrill of someone calling someone. Naruto
panicked and covered the speaker of the phone instantly by his hand. When he
was sure that the other line wouldn�t hear anything
he shouted back to the one shouting that he was coming down.

He took off his hand and put the phone back to his ear.
�Hey, teme.�

�Don�t worry dobe I didn�t
get what ever the man or woman was shouting.� Naruto gave
a sigh of relief at that. A small smile broke from his lips. He was
beginning to like this guy even though he was such
an ass�well, his crush was a bastard after all. He wondered if he was indeed
attracted to bastard people. If he is, he is so fuck up. �Thanks. Hey,
teme can I talk to you later. My dad wants me to
eat now.� Naruto prayed silently that Iruka
wouldn�t shout his name again.

�Sure dobe.�

�Great. Bye.�

�Bye.�

:TSUZUKU:
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