Hard Love Life

Hidan awoke late as usual. He was cold again, so he sat up to see Kakuzu sitting at his desk. "Sleep well?" he asked, massaging his neck.

Kakuzu looked over his shoulder to see Hidan awake. "No, I didn't sleep well actually."

Hidan blinked. "Did I have a fit in the middle of the night?" he asked, cocking his head to the side, "Say. You in the mood to teach me some more?"

Kakuzu sighed. “No, I just don’t like sleeping with people.” He blinked at Hidan’s suggestion. “Sure, why not.”

Hidan smiled. “Then teach me master.” He was hoping to make Kakuzu more willing by feeding the man’s ego.

Kakuzu sighed and stood up, sitting on the edge of the bed, "Don't call me that." Slowly, and a bit awkwardly, he began to think of something for Hidan to do. "How about... you give me a blow job?"

"What's that?" Hidan asked, pouting.

Kakuzu sighed and his face turned a light shade of red, and he was glad he had his mask on. Well, that was going to be an awkward thing to explain. He sighed, "Well... It's... Hm. It's when, you know what? Never mind. You're useless."

"Come on. Tell me." Hidan's face contorted in concentration, "Wait.... I think I heard Deidara talking about them..." He paused for a bit. "So you want me to lick your dick?"

Kakuzu stood up and went back to his desk, "No, I will not tell you." He sat down and stared down at the financing leftover from yesterday with distress. He had a lot more work left to do and it would be great if he had a distraction from them. He choked up when Hidan put a blowjob into his own words. "Uh, somewhat... I guess that's how you could put it."

Hidan scowled, finding it somewhat disgusting. But Kakuzu might not have sex with him again. "Sure, I'll do it." the albino crawled under the desk in-between Kakuzu's legs, opening the man's fly and pulling the organ out, "What do you want me to do first?"

Kakuzu raised a brow when Hidan told him that he would do it. "Hidan, you don't have to." He looked down at his partner as he crawled in between his legs. His breath stopped for a moment when Hidan pulled out his member. "Just do what you think feels natural?" he murmured, not wanting to explain to him how to give a blowjob.

"I want to do it." Hidan lied, blowing on the glands of Kakuzu's length, "Natural huh?" He paused before grazing his fingers along the flesh, pulling his partner's foreskin back and licking the glands. "Is that okay?"

Kakuzu rested a hand on top of Hidan's head, "Fine." His breath became shaky when Hidan grazed his fingers across and caught in his throat afterwards. "Mm, yea."

Hidan lowered his head and licked along the underside of the stiffening organ, grazing his teeth against it as well. He attacked the head, wrapping his lips around it and sucking it lightly. He hummed, trying to take more of the stitched man into his mouth. His head moved back and forth, his teeth continuing to graze the skin.

Kakuzu tightened his fingers into Hidan's hair and groaned. He soon began to pant, "Shit Hidan. Yo-mm-You're pretty good for a beginner." His eyes closed and tilted his head back, letting out a soft moan.

Hidan took even more of Kakuzu in, his head jerking up and down. What he could not fit into his mouth his fingers rubbed. He made slurping noises, finding them disgusting but unavoidable as saliva dribbled down his chin. Already his mouth and neck were growing tired. He continued none-the-less, humming again to hopefully increase stimulation. He smiled at Kakuzu's complement. He had remembered more about what Deidara had said. The blond man had gone as fare as to explain how to give blowjobs. He would never thank the man personally however.

Kakuzu let out another loud moan and squeezed his eyes shut. He pressed his hand onto the back of Hidan's neck and forced his head to stay there as he felt himself close to coming. After a few seconds he came into Hidan's mouth after all of that wonderful stimulation. He smirked down at Hidan. "I want you to swallow it. All of it," His fingers that were practically ripping out Hidan's hair loosened and began to stroke the silver hair, silently praising him for his good work.

Hidan pulled away slowly, tilting his back as not to spill any of Kakuzu's semen. He swallowed it down, fighting his need to gag. He opened his mouth and showed that he had swallowed it all. "Did you enjoy it?" he asked.

Kakuzu himself away from the desk so Hidan could get out from underneath it. His breath was still coming out in light pants and he nodded. "Yes, I did it enjoy it, actually. Probably the best use you've ever put your mouth to."

Hidan beamed, ignoring the small insult. "You have anything else to teach me?" Hidan asked, "As you see I am a fast learner."

Kakuzu looked around the room before bending down and picking up Hidan, pulling him into his lap, sighing quietly. "Hm... Is there anything you want to learn? I don't know what to teach you right now."

Hidan looked up. "Teach me how to be better at sex." he finally said, really only wanting to feel Kakuzu inside of him again, "Are there other positions or something like that?"

Kakuzu nodded and shifted Hidan in his lap, "Hm, how about you ride me then?"

"Alright." Hidan said, lifting himself up and grasping Kakuzu's still hard member. He slit down, penetration went much smoother then it had the other day. "Oh~ that's nice..." He slid until Kakuzu was fully inside him; he began to move his hips up and down. "Ah... am I still tight?"

Kakuzu grasped onto Hidan's hips and smirked down at him. "Mm, you're actually sexy when you're willing to have sex like this and not rant." A slight grin spread onto his lips. His hips began to meet up with Hidan's as he began to move on his member. "Yes, you're... Still so... Tight."

"I'll try not to talk to much..." Hidan said, picking up speed. He bit his lips, already completely healed, as his movements cause Kakuzu's member to brush against his prostate. He gripped Kakuzu's shoulders, his nails digging into the tan skin. "Aha~ Kakuzu~!"

Kakuzu tightened his grip on Hidan's waist. He leaned down and bit onto his partner's neck, leaving a red mark on it. He gripped onto Hidan's shaft and began to pump it in time with the movement of his hips. "You're pretty good at sex… For… A virgin."

"I'm just going with what feels natural." Hidan said, whimpering when Kakuzu bit him. His hips moved as fast as they could go, his face screwed up in concentration. "H-Hit me." he cried out, "Fucking hit me!"

Kakuzu nodded at Hidan. "Mm, I wish you were still as tight as yesterday though." He watched Hidan's face with utter bemusement before tilting his head back and letting out a loud moan. Kakuzu's eyes shot open and he gave Hidan an odd look when he told him to hit him. Thinking about it for a moment, released Hidan's hips and smacked him hard across the face.

"I will be. It will... just take some time..." Hidan said breathlessly. The pale man felt a surge of pleasure when Kakuzu hit him, nearly coming right then and there. The muscles in his ass tightened and his erection throbbed visibly. He moaned, his body trembling. "A-Again."

"You better be... I don't want to have sex with someone too loose. It's boring." Kakuzu groaned slightly and brought up his hand to brush against Hidan's cheek where he hit him before smacking him a few more times. Once more he bit onto Hidan's neck, holding back a moan as his partner's muscles tightened around him.

"My-my body heals. It will... get better." Hidan whined, his body tensing up, "Ah... Bite me harder... I..." He grabbed his member and pumped it vigorously. He squirmed before arching his back and yelling, coming good and hard.

Kakuzu twisted his fingers into Hidan's soft hair. "I ... Love your body sometimes." He let out a moan when Hidan came, feeling his partner's walls close around him. He came deep into Hidan's tight channel a few moments after Hidan and let his body relax against the chair. "That… was really good."

"I really like your body too... I can't say I love it yet. I've never really seen it..." Hidan groaned, feeling Kakuzu hot semen filling him up. He leaned against Kakuzu, his head resting on the elder's shoulder. "I'm glad you liked it... I sure did. I'm hungry."

Kakuzu's arms wrapped around Hidan's waist and he lifted Hidan's hips up and off his member. His head rested against Hidan's as he tried to regain his breath. "You're hungry? Well that isn't completely random... We can go get food after a shower."

"I haven’t had breakfast yet." Hidan mumbled, "Lets shower together. It's cheaper." Hidan inwardly smiled, he new it would work.

Kakuzu rubbed Hidan's back, feeling oddly affectionate. "Ah, okay, fine. We can shower together. Then we'll get you something to eat."

Hidan smiled, getting off of Kakuzu and walking to the bathroom on wobbly legs. "Shit, I can hardly walk..." He turned back to Kakuzu, "Come on. The faster we shower the sooner we eat."

Kakuzu walked beside Hidan easily seeing as his partner was walking slowly. "Hidan, are you feeling alright? You're swearing a lot less, it's disturbing." He yawned and leaned against Hidan slightly. "Hm, you're loud during sex. I'm sure everyone knows about us now. Well, everyone that was in the base now"

"Shut up fuck face." Hidan snapped, but smiling none the less, "The only one that is anywhere near us is Tobi. Konan and Leader-bitch are way up on the upper levels and everyone else is on a mission." He walked to the shower and turned it on. "Shit, what am I going to wear?"

Kakuzu smirked at Hidan and slid an arm around his waist. "There's the Hidan I know." He shrugged, "That's true..." Kakuzu stared at the water, "Don't make it too hot, and you can wear some of my clothes."

"He never went away." Hidan said, adjusting the water temperature, "Is that good enough, and thanks for the clothes."

Kakuzu scoffed slightly, "I beg to differ." He placed his hand under the stream of water. "Hm. Yea, it's good."

Hidan pouted again before stepping inside. "Come on. Get in."

Kakuzu stripped of all his clothes awkwardly and stepped into the shower.

Hidan looked the man over. "Not bad. Those stitches just make you look even better." he looked up, "Shit, you have hair?"

Kakuzu looked off to the side, "I don't need the comments Hidan... Whether they are good or bad." He gave Hidan a blank stare, "Yes, I have hair."

"You don't like getting complements?" Hidan asked, grabbing his shampoo and squirting some into his hand, "Don't give my that look. You've never taken your hood off in front of me." He began lathering up his hair.

"I don't like getting sized up like a piece of meat," he muttered, grabbing the soap and running it over his body slightly, getting the cum off. "Hn, yea, just shut up and let's get this over with."

"Then I won't tell you your sexy ever then." Hidan said, rinsing his hair, "Be a jerk then." Hidan stepped out of the shower and grabbed a towel, walking back into their room. "Oh fuck!"

Kakuzu shrugged, "That's fine with me Hidan, you don't see any hurt feelings here." He yawned and followed Hidan out of the shower, raising a brow when Hidan yelled an obscenity, snickering slightly when he saw the dress. "I knew you were a drag queen. You just have Konan buy your outfits."

Hidan huffed. "Shut up and listen to the note Konan left! 'Dear Hidan, I know you don't like this but apparently the change of clothes finally got Kakuzu to have sex with you. So to make sure you stay together I'm gonna keep your clothes and give you sexy outfits to wear. You'll get them back when you go out for your next mission. Which isn't for a t least two months. You and Kakuzu have fun. Love, Konan.'" he tore the paper up, "That bitch. You see? I'm not doing this willingly!"

Kakuzu stopped listening to Hidan after about a minute. "Yea, that's great, but you're not getting any more of my clothes. And you're still a drag queen because you secretly want this."

"I don't want to wear this at all. It's fucking pink! Is that a fucking man thong?!" Hidan picked up the small bundle of cloth, "God damn it! It is... At least I have underwear this time." Hidan reluctantly pulled the outfit on. "God damn fucking high-heeled shoes. Do I look alright in this?"

Kakuzu sighed and shook his head. "Hmn, what ever, don't complain to me about your fetish Hidan." He stole Hidan's panties and threw them over his shoulder, "You look better with out them."

"I want some underwear! Come on~!" Hidan walked around Kakuzu and grabbed the panties, pulling them on, "You don't want me to wear them because you can have sex with me easier. You never answered me. Do I look alright in this?"

Kakuzu huffed, "You look so much sexier without them." He watched as he went and grabbed the underwear. "Is it a big deal that I like you not wearing panties so I can have sex with you easier?" He moved near Hidan and slid a hand under his partner's dress, pulling at the thong. "You look fine in it."

Hidan made a face before pulling the thong off. "Fine I won't wear them then. Happy?" he wobbled back to Kakuzu, grabbing his arm for balance, "Thanks."

Kakuzu nodded and took the thong from Hidan and gave him a kiss before throwing it over his shoulder, "You're still hungry right?"

"Yeah. Are we eating here or are we going out?" Hidan asked, pulling the outfit down a bit to make sure he was covered.

Kakuzu shrugged, "I'd rather eat here, I don't need people thinking I'm eating with a whore."

"Alright. Can I hang off you? I don't want to break my ankle." Hidan asked, hugging Kakuzu's arm tightly, "Please?"

Kakuzu rolled his eyes, "Just take off the stupid shoes."

"I'm not walking around bare foot." Hidan said simply, walking over to the door and opening it, "I'll walk myself, but don't blame me if you have to carry me back."

Kakuzu walked over to Hidan and picked him up bridal style. "Happy now? This way you don't have to walk."

"Thanks. To the kitchen!" Hidan said, pointing down the hall.

Kakuzu carried him to the kitchen and flipped up the skirt to the dress on the way there. "Hm, It's odd to look under a dress and see this."

Hidan pouted. "Would you rather see this?" the albino formed several hand signs and with a puff of smoke, a pretty and medium breasted woman was in the larger mans arms, "Happy?"

Kakuzu raised a brow at Hidan when he asked if he'd rather see something different. He shook his head when his partner used a jutsu to make himself female. "No, I prefer my drag queens with penises."

"I'm not a drag queen anymore. I'm a woman asking for it." Hidan said, crossing his arms, "Do you not like women or something? I'm free."

Kakuzu leaned down and kissed Hidan. "You're addicted to sex are you? Fine, we'll screw, lesson four, but after we get food into you."

Hidan smirked. "If I am it's your fault." he wrapped his arms around Kakuzu's neck, squirming to get out of his arms when they reached the kitchen, "What do we have to eat?"

Kakuzu smirked down at Hidan. "You're blaming me? Who seduced whom first? Hmm?" He kissed his partner's forehead, "I don't know, I don't eat too much so I don't keep lists on food."

"Well who never kept their word to make it so painful that I'd never want sex again?" Hidan retorted, groping his new breasts in curiosity, "How do you live if you don't eat much? You don't look under weight."

Kakuzu huffed and looked at Hidan, "Perhaps I only did that because I actually like having sex with you so I don't want you to not want to have sex?" He wrapped his arms around Hidan's waist from behind and kissed up his neck before nibbling on his earlobe. "What can I say, I have a slow metabolism."

"Really now?" Hidan asked, groaning as the stitched man kissed his neck, "I have a high metabolism. Will you make me some rice with what ever form of meat we have?"

"Mmm," Kakuzu murmured against Hidan's neck, closing his eyes for a moment, being a bit tired after having two orgasms so close together. "Rice and meat? Okay."

Hidan smiled. "Yes. Can you get started? I'm hungry and I want to try having sex like this."

Kakuzu started boiling the water and pulling some chicken from the fridge, beginning to cut some up for the rice. Sitting down while he was waiting for the water, he motioned for Hidan to come over to him. "Come here."

Hidan stood up and wobbled over. "Yes?"

Kakuzu pulled Hidan into his lap, locking their lips into a passionate kiss.

Hidan groaned, his arms wrapping around Kakuzu's neck. His tongue slipped past the elder's lips, running it along his teeth.

Kakuzu slid his arms around Hidan's waist and grabbed at his ass.

Hidan pulled away. "Sorry. I'm too hungry to have sex here in the kitchen." he said mockingly. To emphasize his point his stomach growled. "'M sorry. But I'm really hungry Kakuzu."

Kakuzu sighed and pushed Hidan off his lap and went to go heck on the water, finding it boiling and then dumped into the rice.

Hidan glared at his partner but said nothing. He began to try and get back on his feet. "Can I do something to help?" he asked, grasping the counter for balance.

Kakuzu shook his head, "No, there's nothing you can do."

"Can I get the sautéing pan for you to cook the chicken?" Hidan asked, "Get some soy sauce to flavor it?"

Kakuzu looked back at Hidan. "Read my lips. There. Is. Nothing. For. You. To. Do."

"Fine. I just wanted to help." Hidan said, sitting down on the floor, his knees under his chin.

Kakuzu began to cook the chicken and watched the rice.

Hidan sighed. "I'm sorry. I'm not sure what for... But I am."

Kakuzu grunted in response and took the rice off the burner, quickly finish with the chicken and putting it all in a bowl and giving it to Hidan. "Enjoy."

Hidan guzzled the food down, not caring that it might make him sick, he set the bowl on the ground. He stood up and washed his hands and face before rinsing out his mouth. "You ready to continue where we left off?"

Kakuzu watched in disgust as Hidan ate the food so quickly. A small scowl settled on his face when Hidan asked if he wanted to continue, "No, I'm not in the mood any more."

With a puff of smoke Hidan was a man again. "Fine. Fuck you!" he kicked the bowl into the wall, watching it shatter, "I ate fast so you could get what you wanted." He stormed past Kakuzu, miss stepping and falling over, his ankle making a loud cracking noise.

Kakuzu shook his head, "You're so feeble with your emotions, one time I don't want sex and you start spazzing out." He looked down at Hidan as he walked past him after he fell. "And I wasn't the person who wanted sex at first anyways."

"H-hey! Don't leave me! The floor is really cold. I can't get up!" Hidan cried out pitifully, looking at his ankle, seeing it was already very swollen. "I can't walk on this leg. Kakuzu-chan! Please!"

Kakuzu shrugged, "It'll heal soon enough." He continued walking to his room but felt a slight pang of guilt as he walked there, soon forcing himself to go back. A soft sigh came from him as he looked down at Hidan before scooping him up in his arms.

"You came back and got me?" Hidan asked, shivering, "You never do that."

"Yes, don't speak of it," Kakuzu muttered, holding Hidan closer to his chest. "I'm only doing it once."

Hidan buried his face in Kakuzu's chest. "My ankle really hurts. I can hardly stand it." he mumbled.

Kakuzu set Hidan down on his bed and stared at Hidan. "You know, I thought you were supposed to like pain. Stop acting like a baby about it."

"I don't like it when my bones break." Hidan said, pouting, "God take the shoe off. My ankle is like a grapefruit. It feels really uncomfortable."

Kakuzu sighed and nodded, slipping off of Hidan's shoes. "I'll go get you some ice."

"You need to examine it first. If it is broken then it will heal all wonky."

Kakuzu shook his head, "I'm not a doctor. I'm not going to know if it's broken!"

"You're the Akatsuki's medic nin. You do too know." Hidan pouted, "I don't want ice. Kiss it better."

Kakuzu rolled his eyes and placed his and on Hidan’s ankle, "Look, I can't tell anything if it's swollen. And kiss it better? How old are you? Five?"

"Do something to distract me from the pain." Hidan said, pouting.

Kakuzu smirked up at him before crawling over his body and kissing Hidan.

Hidan bit Kakuzu's lips. "I take it you're in the mood again?" he asked, his uninjured leg wrapping around Kakuzu's waist.

Kakuzu nodded, "How about you do that jutsu again and we have a little fun?"

Hidan smirked, reforming the hand signs. With another poof of smoke he was a woman again. "What is this fun, hmm?" he asked, placing his hands on his breasts.

His lips traced down Hidan's throat and he began to tug off the dress Hidan was wearing. "I think after our lessons you should know."

"I've never had fun while being a woman. Is there a difference? What can you do differently?" Hidan asked, tilting his head to the side.

Kakuzu nodded, "Oh there’s a difference." He removed Hidan's dress and tossed it across the room.

"Can you show me?" Hidan asked, spreading his legs open.

Kakuzu slipped out of his pants. "I would, but I'm not hard yet."

"Something with out your penis?" Hidan asked again, "There's got to be more you can do to me."

Kakuzu nodded and slid two fingers down Hidan's body, slowly. Once he finally reached Hidan's heat, he thrust in the two fingers.

Hidan squealed, his muscles clenching around Kakuzu's fingers. "You got more?" Hidan asked, pressing down on his breasts so he could watch his partner's fingers.

Kakuzu grinned when Hidan squealed, sliding in another finger and thrusting them in and out. He began to think when Hidan asked him if he had more before moving Hidan's hands and sucking onto his partner's nipple.

Hidan cried out, grabbing fistfuls of Kakuzu's hair. "H-Harder..."

Kakuzu growled and forced Hidan’s hands out of his hair with his threads. "Don't touch my hair. And don't grab it either."

But, I like your hair." Hidan said breathlessly, "You get to touch my hair."

Kakuzu shrugged, "Just don't tug on it then." He lowered his head down Hidan's body and pulled his fingers from Hidan, replacing them soon after with his tongue.

Hidan gasped, grabbing Kakuzu's head. "Ka-ah... Kakuzu~!" Hidan pressed his hand to his mouth, biting it to try and muffle his cries, the other pressing Kakuzu closer to his heat, "Mmm. That feels gre-great." He winced when he accidentally moved his ankle.

Kakuzu smirked and slipped his tongue into Hidan, feeling himself starting to get hard and aroused at the taste of Hidan.

Hidan's body jerked, cooing softly. He removed his hand from the back of Kakuzu's head and spread the lips of his heat apart, his fingers touching him self as well. He whimpered as he rubbed his clitoris. "Lick me where my finger is... P-please."

Kakuzu nodded obligingly as Hidan touched himself and moved Hidan's hand away so he could have better access to his partner's clit. Slowly, he trailed his tongue over Hidan's clitoris repeatedly.

Hidan's cheeks turned a deep pink. "Kaku... I really like this lesson." he grabbed the sheets on the bed, burying his face into his shoulder, "Do I taste... any good?"

Kakuzu began to suck lightly on Hidan's clitoris and nibbled lightly on it every few moments. He nodded when Hidan asked him if he like his taste.

Hidan screamed, sitting up to watch Kakuzu. "Put your fingers inside of me too. Fuck, please do it." he tensed up again, "Before I come. Do it!"

Kakuzu slipped his finger into Hidan and began to move them around lightly, searching for Hidan's g-spot.

Hidan squealed as Kakuzu's fingers brushed over a certain spot. "Keep touching me right there!"

Kakuzu continued to prod at that same spot and suck on Hidan's clit. He felt his member throbbing painfully as he waited for Hidan to come do he could fuck him.

Hidan pushed Kakuzu away from him, grabbing his legs and lifting them in the air. "Fuck me." he said, panting, "I can't take it."

Kakuzu slid up so he was face to face with Hidan and thrust into him, not getting down to the hilt. He groaned, "You're so tight." He pulled out and tried to force himself into him.

Hidan sobbed, feeling himself stretch to an unbearable width. "You’re tearing me in two. You're too big!" he whined, gritting his teeth, "It hurts... I can't stand it." Hidan bit his hand as Kakuzu ignored him and attempted to sheath himself completely. "Kakuzu~! Please!"

Kakuzu stroked Hidan's hair and pulled out, sitting on the edge of the bed. "C'mere, come and ride me."

Hidan complied, sitting himself on Kakuzu's lap. He pushed the man onto his back and lifting his hips over his partners throbbing member, sliding it inside of himself. "It hurts." Hidan whined, only managing to take in half of the large organ, "I made myself to small or my hymen is really thick... Ah~!" He forced him self down further, a bit of blood dribbling down Kakuzu's member.

Kakuzu glared at Hidan, "I know you hurt, stop complaining about it." He pulled Hidan off of him and forced his threads into Hidan, stretching him and breaking the hymen easily. Standing up, he went into one of his drawers and pulled out a small tube of lube that he kept in there. Sitting back down, he wiped the blood off of his member and covered his organ in lube. After a few more moments of stretching Hidan, he thrust into him and found it was much easier to get down to his hilt, but still had a bit of resistance.

"Shut up! You have no idea how badly it hurts!" Hidan snapped, wincing as Kakuzu's threads did all of the work of preparing him. He whimpered as Kakuzu re-entered him. "Fuck. I was going to put you in me all the way eventually." Hidan muttered, moving his legs onto Kakuzu's shoulders. "Keep going."

Kakuzu shrugged when Hidan said he was going to put him all the way eventually. "Yea, well, eventually isn't soon enough." He eased a brow and pulled out of Hidan. "You're a bit demanding aren't you?"

"Hey! Put it back it! I'm really close to coming." Hidan said, his hands reaching down to stroke himself, "Do me good."

Kakuzu raised a brow and watched Hidan's hands, licking his lips slightly, "I think I'd rather watch you touch yourself."

"Please Kakuzu? I need you in me." Hidan begged pitifully, holding his lips apart, "Come on."

Kakuzu looked down at Hidan's pink perfection then back up at his face. "You seemed fine without me in you before."

"Please~! Stop making me wait. I want your cock." Hidan’s clit quivered, "Kakuzu-chan, pretty please? With sugar on top?"

Kakuzu rolled his eyes and thrust into Hidan roughly once more, soon falling into a pattern of rough and violent thrusting.

Hidan's back lifted off the bed, his eyes and mouth wide. "Ka-kaah~! I-You- Oh fuck!" Hidan once again moved his legs onto Kakuzu's shoulders, making every thrust hit his g-spot, "Right there. Oh~ keep hitting right there." Hidan pulled Kakuzu close, kissing him fiercely.

Kakuzu twined his fingers into Hidan's hair and pulled at it, gently at first before he began to reach the height of pleasure that made him practically rip out the platinum strands. His unoccupied hand held onto one of Hidan's legs, guiding him along while he thrusted. He leaned into the kiss and forced his tongue into Hidan's mouth

The albino groaned into Kakuzu's mouth, his hands pulling up Kakuzu's shirt and tweaking the stitched man's nipples before bringing them down to grab his ass. Hidan lost track of time; the pleasure was extraordinary. His body began to twitch and tense up; the muscles in his lower regions grew tenser before they spasmed. He had the most mind-blowing orgasm, his whole body a part of it. The sensation of Kakuzu moving inside of him became almost unbearable. "Kakuzu~!"

A low growl came from Kakuzu when Hidan tweaked his nipples and grabbed his ass. He hated being touched. His eyes closed after a while of only looking at Hidan going through the stages of pleasure and he took one of Hidan's nipples into his mouth, sucking lightly. He groaned when the Jashinist came, feeling Hidan's muscles tightening around him and he came several thrusts later, his seed spilling into his lover's heat.

Hidan maneuvered Kakuzu out of him before releasing the jutsu. He ran a hand over his once again flat chest. "Mmm… That was the best lesson yet. Shame I won't be using it to often." He wrapped his arms around Kakuzu and pulled him close, kissing the man's head. "I'm glad I had sex with you last night..."

Kakuzu panted and laid beside Hidan once he was out of him, yawning slightly. "Yes... It really was the best lesson." His eyes closed when Hidan kissed his head, too preoccupied with trying to regain his breath to complain. "I am too..."

Hidan cuddled close to Kakuzu, his head resting on the man's chest. "Aside from my whining and bitchy behavior, am I the best partner in the Akatsuki you've had?"

Kakuzu pushed Hidan away. "I'm not your lover , don't cuddle me. You're just a quick fuck." He sat up and got dressed, walking to the kitchen.

"You don't need to be some ones lover to cuddle with them!" Hidan screamed, proceeding to tear their room apart before getting dressed, "I'm going out." Hidan snapped; walking passed the kitchen.

Kakuzu yawned and made himself something to eat, "I see your ankle is better." He slowly started eating, "See you later then Hidan."

"I'm not coming back!" Hidan snarled, walking back to the kitchen and tossing his ring at Kakuzu, hitting him in the head before leaving.

Kakuzu waved at him as he left. "Have fun," he muttered, picking up the ring and heading towards Pein's office.