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The Vagabond	By : Ezj Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Naruto/Sasuke Views: 1288 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto or any of its characters and I make no profit on this story whatsoever

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Title: The Vagabond

Author: Ezj-Key

Status of story: WIP

Rating(s): None yet but NC-17 to come... no pun intended

Pairing(s): NaruSasu

Beta: None yet. English = second language. And MSWord’s spell-check

Spoilers: None intended anyway should be somewhat AU

Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto or any of its
characters and I make no profit on this story whatsoever

Warning: warnings for this author. And probably OOC

Word Count: counting between
the ****** at start and ending.

-this chapter - 1052

-whole story – 2169...

Summary: Sasuke takes a well deserved break. But is that possible with Naruto
around?

Authors Note: Some people can be very annoyed at the OOC warning,
but I’ll tell you that if I were able to write them in character I would be author
of this story, which I’m definitely not. And its slash a.k.a love between boys
so if you don’t like don’t read. And the only annoying about flames is that I
hate summer and hot days.

Special Note: Please point out grammar and suggestions to write better.



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For the
first time ever Sasuke thanked the gods for his pale complexion, he sat in the
dressing room that you could access to from the hall he’d been in. Somewhat
gracefully he smeared some white face paint on his eyebrows. Moving on he
re-dipped the sponge like thingy in the white paint then continuing to spread
it in his face and moving down his throat and smearing it over some old scars
that even a dobe like Naruto would recognize. Not like he intended to be that
close but he was a ninja and they always come prepared. What if he passed them
in the stairs? Anyway that was the reason he gave himself when he picked up the
black pen and drew new eyebrows then picked up a red pen and drew a petit
mouth. No it didn’t suit him he’s male.

Since he’d
been saving his hair longer, he’d never had the time to cut it, honestly, it
were long enough to take a hairpin and swirl his hair around it to make his own
sort of geisha style without having to use a wig. When Sasuke were somewhat
content with the make-up he undressed and slipped in the one of the yukata’s
and fastened it with an obi. Looking in the whole-body mirror he pointedly
refused to call himself ravishing. He was male damn it. Stuffing his own
clothes in a bag and slipping them in the laundry launch he was now ready to
sneak out of here.

Okay this
was the plan. Sneak downstairs and go behind the bar to the laundry room he
could re change his clothes and slip out the personnel door to the side and he
would be scotch free. As he entered the room he’d previously been in he saw
Naruto, Kiba and Neji come up the stairs. Ok new plan sneak around them. But as
he turned he had to do an abrupt stop when one other geisha clad waitress came
up to him.

-Ah good I
thought I was going to be the only one here tonight. Here take this and take
the order of those new guests that came up.

Not getting
in any protests he automatically took the tray which she held out to him.
Watching her go towards a table with 6 other drunken fools he counted very
slowly to ten, before facing the table Naruto and the others sat down at were
Kiba called for him. Taking a few deep calming breaths he decided that serving
them some drinks would help him sneak out a lot easier. There would be some
questions by the other waitress and definitely a ruckus from Naruto and Kiba
those idiots.

Although he
had drenched himself in a perfume that he found in the dressing room he was
worried that Akamaru would still be able to smell him. He debated on how to
best approach the table, but at last the gods seemed to be on his side when he
saw Akamaru saunter up to the sunniest spot a couple feet away to bask in the
rays that coated the floor. Good. But as he approached the table he saw to that
he was beside Naruto and Neji and had Kiba at the other side just in case.

As
gracefully as he mustered he slide over and kneeled beside the table and trying
with just his eyes to ask them what they wanted. He hadn’t really tested if he
could pitch his voice good enough to fool them into thinking he were a girl. At
this point it’s better to fool them into believing he was a she then having
them ask questions about why he liked this sort of things. Knowing the two
bakas they would. And to henge his voice would be a foolish thing to do since
it would certainty rouse unnecessary suspicion.
Sasuke kept his ticks at bay when Kiba lay half upon the table trying to
come closer to him.

-Oh sweet
geisha, I want the best sake and you beside me.

-Kiba!
Behave towards the lady. Neji uttered in a stern voice

Sasuke’s
‘tick’ urges rose and he wondered if Neji could see how he clenched his teeth.
He tried really hard to make his eyes seem the slightest friendly and wrote
down sake and had to force himself to not write poison next to it. He was not
sweet or a lady damn it. Looking over at Neji he nodded slightly to as ask him
what he wanted.

-I’ll join
him on the sake; make those two bottles my lady.

Sasuke
squished the urge to break the pen and hastily wrote it down. Taking a small breath
he raised his head and looked to the right to seek out Naruto only to startle
and almost falling backwards when he came nose to nose with Naruto. Only
Naruto’s arm that wound itself around his back kept him from falling. When had
he come so close? And why hadn’t he noticed it. Having Naruto so close that he
felt his hot breath on his face, which surprisingly not smelled like raamen, he
just sat there and stared at him. Naruto scrunched his face.

-You okay I
didn’t want to startle you?

Singing
hallelujah in his head he was glad for the make-up hiding his reddening cheeks,
which he refused admitting, was a blush. He was just mad at the dobe. Right…
mad at the blond. He saw Naruto’s eyes roam almost searchingly around his face,
and he stiffened when he realized he were still in his arms. Closing his eyes
he gave a small smile and righted himself, when he deemed himself collected
enough to look at Naruto again he took up the notebook he’d dropped and looked
up. Naruto in turn had that sexy and mischief grin plastered on his face.
Sasuke didn’t know if he should fawn or worry. But since Uchiha’s didn’t do
either he settled for indifference though that’s perhaps not what a girl would
do.

-Well my… lady. I’ll have the same as them. Three
bottles all in all then. Thank you.

Sasuke
bowed his head and rose to get what they ordered. What was up with the way he
said lady. Was Naruto suspecting something? Or was he just paranoid.



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TBC?



My idea to post a new story at Christmas when

I work as a Janitor at a shopping mall were

not my very best so far. Apologies for posting late.

And please point out the grammar mistakes.
Thanks to hieisdragoness18 for the grammar correction.





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