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Disclaimer: I do not own any Naruto characters, nor do I profit from this story. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, who has a younger twin brother.

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Disclaimer: I own none of these characters. I write the characters
according to my own views about them. In addition, I write them how I think
they will react in the situations I place them in. So
please refrain from leaving reviews stating they are OOC, since each person
interprets such things differently.
First thing first, this fic is not possible
without the amazing beta skills of kakashizgirl I
love her ~nods~

Warnings are same as last chapter:
Plotless, Insane, Lacks Common Sense, AR, Bad Language
and Very Bad Humor
Review Thank Yous are at the bottom of the
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Chapter 2
The Plan

There has been nothing but despondent silence for the
past two hours. Each boy is still in distress over his semi transformation. It seems
that there is nothing to say. Not true, and Lee is about to prove it.

�We need to figure out what we are going to do,� he
stands up and looks at the other boys still sitting against the wall.

Pointing at Sasuke, �Didn�t you say we need as much information
as possible?�

Sasuke nods his head vaguely, but says nothing. Lee
stares at him; it is so unlike the Uchiha to be so dejected.

�Well, we have not discussed who we chose?�

Six wide eyes snap to his face, dread
and mortification warring for dominance on their features.

�Why talk about that?� Kiba definitely looks like he
swallowed a spider.

�Because, it�s information! The more we know about our choices, the better we can
help each other!� Lee is becoming perturbed; he cannot believe his usually spirited
comrades are acting like mindless chickens!

�Help each other?� Naruto stares at Lee with a budding
hope. If nothing else, he loves to help his fellow man.

�Um yeah! Can you really go through all this on your own?� Lee�s eyes
closed. �I know I can�t and I�m being honest, I need your help.�

After such vulnerable honesty, the other ninjas felt
their courage return. Didn�t they say in the
beginning, they were going to follow through to the end?

�My God! I
need a ton of help too!� Naruto runs to Lee, throwing his arms around him, he
needs a hug.

Sasuke and Kiba step quite a distance away, hoping not to
be next on Naruto�s affection campaign. The blond ninja has unpredictable
emotions.

�So who�s first?� Kiba feels a little braver, but not
enough to stick his neck out.

�Well, since I brought it up, I�ll go.� Lee takes a deep
cleansing breath, �Neji.�

If a stampede comes through at this moment, none of them
will notice. Lee picked Neji, and Sasuke could kind of
see why.

�You picked him because of his genius, correct?� Sasuke
of course knows that is it, the smug look on his face makes it certain.

�That is one reason, but definitely not the only one.�
Lee hates to bust the raven shinobi�s bubble.

�Because he�s pretty,� Kiba teased.

All eyes swivel to him as he looks back slyly. He
would not ever say that to the Hyuga�s face. He is after all trying to survive
the ordeal they already have.

None of them thinks it is humanly possible, but Lee not
only is blanching at the comment, but blushing as well. He looks like he is
about to pass out from the strain.

�Um, we have become closer. He is consistently
growing as a person, and I have always envied his confidence in his abilities.�
Lee decides to avoid the loaded comment.

�You have no concentrated chakra, yet you are one of the
strongest ninjas I know,� Naruto goes on another affection campaign by grabbing
poor Lee into a bear hug.

Sasuke and Kiba agree neither of them can understand why Lee�s
confidence is not that strong. He has beaten the odds repeatedly. This probably
is the reason Lee and Neji�s relationship has grown; well in their opinion
anyway.

�Okay, who�s next?� Lee has had enough attention to do
him a while.

�Me!� Naruto blusters, trying to hide his anxiety. He
really does not know how they will react to his choice. He just hopes they will
not hate him for it, before he has a chance to explain.

�Just listen to what I have to say first, okay?� He was
becoming more and more nervous.

The other boys nodded, confused by Naruto�s sudden
skittishness. He must have really picked a pickle!

�I picked Gaara because we are a lot alike. We both have
demons in us, even though he has more jutsus than he can use with his.�

Naruto rushed on, �We have similar strength though, but
he has already achieved the dream, I once had. Gaara is a Kage, something I
won�t ever have the chance to be now.�

Naruto looks quite sad about this, but the hope that had
came earlier, is still managing to shine through.

�Everybody hated us, quite a few still do, over something
that is not our fault! His uncle even tried to kill him!� Naruto looks into the
shocked faces.

�Most importantly, he�s my friend-- or he was, after
this,� spreading his arms, �it�s highly doubtful he still will be.�

He waits for their reactions; will they still be his
friends? Will they still want to help him and him help them?

Surprise! Lee responds first, by placing his hands on the blond
ninja�s shoulders.

�I completely understand your choice; it�s hard to find
someone who has been through what you have.�

Kiba on the other hand felt frightened for his friend. He
did not believe that Gaara was stable enough to handle such news.

�You�re going to need to our help big time,� looking at Naruto
with serious eyes.

�All of us understand Naruto, if I was in your shoes, I�d
make the same choice.� Sasuke actually feels that way, but he is also hoping he
will get the same sympathy, when he reveals his choice.

Naruto feels so relieved. For a moment, he thought
he would be all alone, again.

�Thanks guys, for understanding, even though, I am sorry
I will lose him as a friend.�

They know sacrifices will be in order though. These young
shinobis are now on a different path. They are now male breeders of the highest
order!

�I picked Shino.� Kiba said simply. He decided to go
ahead and get it over with. At least his choice was
not so life threatening as the others' so far.

�Bug boy?!� Naruto is the only
one taken aback by this. Then again, Naruto is very easy to excite.

�Hey! The only one who can call him that is me! Got it!� He has become quite
protective over Shino as their time together grew.

Putting his hands up in a placating manner, Naruto backs
away.

�I just wanted to know why, that�s all.�

�Maybe you should have said that, 'ass for brains',�
Sasuke scoffed.

Not wanting to hear one of their infamous arguments, Lee
asks Kiba would he mind explaining his decision. Grateful for a more courteous
attitude, he gladly consents.

�Shino is a quiet guy, who has a lot of strong abilities,
he just doesn�t feel the need to prove or brag about it.�

�He is very calm and patient even in battle, his record
is exceptional.� Sasuke has a lot of respect for the bug tamer.

�Yeah that�s him exactly!� Kiba is getting excited
talking about his fellow ninja.

�He has also proven to be a damn good friend and he
actually listens to me. He doesn�t just blow me off like other people.�

�It�s good you picked someone you're close to...� Lee
hesitates, �but you know��

�Yeah, I know I lose that and I hate it.� Kiba morosely
shook his head, �But at least I will always have a part of him.�

�We�re really going all the way, huh?� Sasuke looked
around at his friends, �Well we need a plan.�

�Not so fast duck butt!� Naruto points his finger in the
Uchiha�s direction. �Who did you choose?�

Sasuke pales considerably, he was hoping to avoid this.

�None of you would understand!�

�Don�t give us that dumbshit!
Get some damn guts Sasuke!� Naruto glares in disgust at him.

Of course that did the trick, Sasuke is livid. How dare
that idiot call him a coward?

�It�s Itachi alright! Happy now fuck face!� Sasuke is
close to tears. Of all the people, he picks his brother! However, he did
not know this was going to happen damnit!

If Lee�s admission caused shock, this made it look like
white bread. There is a resounding �What the fuck?!� A
thud is heard, Kiba fainted, it is too much for his
mind to bear.

While Lee is trying to bring Kiba back to life, Naruto
slowly approaches Sasuke.

�Sasuke�why?� Naruto now is close to tears, he grabs Sasuke, hugging
him fiercely, they both begin to bawl.

�Oh God!
Sasuke�s going get murdered!" Kiba wails.

Naruto shares that opinion with him. The one time he met Itachi
was enough for him. Uchiha Itachi is not someone you take lightly! Sasuke
coming to him for something like this will probably cause great misfortune for
the younger Uchiha.

�What made you choose your brother Sasuke?� Lee walks
over to them, �I know you would have thought twice if you knew this would
happen.�

�Well yeah, he would have!� Kiba got to his feet, still a
little unsteady, �And not because he�s his brother!�

They all know what Kiba is referring to, the fact that
Sasuke and Itachi are the only Uchihas left. Itachi apparently thought two
Uchihas were enough; the others were taking up space.

Sasuke has finally calmed down enough, to answer the
question. With Naruto stroking his back with sympathy, the little Uchiha shyly
gives his reasoning.

�He�s the most powerful shinobi I know, I mean look at
what he�s done.�

Nobody can argue with that, Itachi is
known for techniques that even the great Sannin were not capable of.

�But he killed your clan, Sasuke,� Kiba said quietly, �I
know it said friend or foe, but why choose someone you hate so much?�

Sasuke holds his head down; he really does not know if he
should share such an intimate part of himself. Then again, it looks as if they
were all they had now, in a sense; they are now a clan so to speak.

�Because� no matter how hard I try, I can only hate what
he did,� a single tear slides down his pale cheek.

�Oh... hating him has proven impossible to accomplish,�
Lee gives him an encouraging smile, �that�s a good thing, it means you still
have a heart.�

Sasuke gives a teary smile, �I can�t seem to forget the
times he actually showed I meant something to him.� He turned his head not
wanting to show how desperately he did not want to either.

�Well at least the generation you two produce...� Naruto
starts, but Kiba says, �If he lives.� Giving Kiba a dirty look, he finishes
�will be the strongest ever, since you�re both brothers.�

Kiba and Lee look at each other in shock; they had not even
thought of that! Those new Uchihas will be the most powerful ever! They had to
make sure Sasuke survived this ordeal, so at least he could revive his clan,
but more so have a little family for all his pent up love.

Sasuke�s face goes dusky rose at Naruto�s comment, but he
has to admit that was a great incentive. Now they have to figure out how to
pull this off! They are now even more determined to go all the way; the
benefits outweigh the risk in their eyes.

�We have to find somewhere to go,� Sasuke begins to pace
the floor.

�'Cause I damn sure can�t stay there,� shaking his head
vigorously, Naruto stands facing Konoha�s direction.

�It would be pretty awkward for all of us I think,� Lee
says.

�Even worse for me though, they would blame me for all of
you being in this situation,� a desperate anger takes over the blond shinobi�s
face. �I am barely tolerated as is; this would just send them over the edge!�

The other boys know he is telling the truth. No matter
how friendly and loyal Naruto is to the village, it does not nearly return it.
In fact, the village knowing any of this could prove fatal.

�True you would be the convenient scapegoat in this,�
Kiba slides down the wall, putting his chin on his hand thinking how unfair the
world can be.

�For me, I�m afraid whatever respect I have gotten from
my mom, will make its way to the nearest land fill!�

Kiba loves his clan dearly, but having to raise his child
in a possible volatile environment just does not sit well with him. His mother
and sister are everything to him; Akamaru is a part of him. God he wished his
furry friend was here now; he is a great comfort. Unfortunately, the
not-so-little guy had to stay, due to his annual exam
and inoculations. Moreover, his sister wanted to give him an endurance test,
since he was growing so quickly.

�I don�t think the Hyugas would take kindly of the fact a
male is carrying one of their own,� Lee�s dismayed face meets Kiba�s. �Living
in the same village with the man who impregnated you, would not be all that
comfortable.�

Kiba rakes through his hair, he agrees wholeheartedly
with Lee. He just wishes it did not have to come down to them leaving the only
place they have ever known. Yet it excites the hell out of him, his life
becoming an adventure.

�I just don�t want Sakura and Ino holding my kids ransom
or worse treat them like live souvenirs.� Sasuke jokes trying to lighten the
mood.

The other three laughed out loud
on that comment, especially since it has basis in truth.

�But seriously Sasuke, I don�t think the villagers would
like the fact of you getting pregnant by an S-Class criminal,� Lee feels its
fine to joke, but he wants everyone to know that the Uchiha also has a more
serious reason for not staying in Konoha.

Sasuke lets out a sad sigh; he knows Lee speaks true.
They would hang him from his toes with Naruto for such a thing.

�Land of the Waves,� Naruto says.

Sasuke�s ears perk up, �I agree,
that would be perfect.�

�Land of the Waves?� Confusion marks the faces of Lee and Kiba.

�A couple of years ago we helped them out, but besides
that incident, it is a pretty quiet and friendly place.�

Sasuke adds, �Also, there are a few abandoned homes with
land and warm waterfall springs surrounding the main village. The villagers
decided to become more social and close knit.�

�That way we won�t draw a lot of attention to ourselves,
but be close enough to a village for emergencies we can�t handle and extra
supplies,� Naruto says.

�Privacy,� Kiba says the word like a wish come true.
Staying in an area where your cousin and uncle�s tent are so close to your own
you can count their farts, gives you a great amount of respect for privacy.

�You knowing the head people there also give us another
advantage point, if anything goes wrong.� Lee loves this new place already.

�With all that land we can give our children some serious
training. I think it would be a beautiful place for them to grow up,� Sasuke
says.

Kiba�s eyes lit up in stars at the mention of two words:
children and training. One of his most special goals is to be a sensei, to pass on any knowledge he gains to a newer
generation.

�Do you think we can also train each other�s kids?�

Seeing the hopeful puppy dog eyes, Naruto smiles, �Of
course, we want them to be as powerful and strong as possible, so all our
talents are necessary.�

�I think if we continue our own learning and training, by
the time they are ready for the Chunnin exam, they will be jounin level,�
wonder coloring Sasuke�s words.

The silence that comes is full of gladness, as each young
man�s chest swells in pride over children not yet conceived. Excitement starts
to fill them; they already have a place in mind to live, a beautiful private
place!

�I think we should live together,� Lee says and Naruto
hardily agrees. He has not ever had people to share domesticity with him
either. Both boys know they will love to finally not live
alone.

Sasuke and Kiba cannot help but give their approval. Even
though living alone is an exciting prospect for Kiba, he can tell the other
boys really want them to stick together.

�We will have to find a place with enough room then,�
Sasuke sighs.

�There is so much stuff we have to get too,� Naruto is
beginning to feel overwhelmed by all this.

�I know we will need to purchase baby books before
returning to the village,� Sasuke did not want to have to answer any
uncomfortable questions.

�I always wanted to learn how to knit,� Lee gazes around
happily.

�Knit?!� Kiba cannot believe his
ears!

�What�s wrong with that?� The Uchiha is becoming irate,
�I crochet, and it�s very calming.�

Kiba looks as if he has seen a two-ton gorilla tap
dancing. He hopes they do not expect him to go all womanly. Hell, his mother
does not even do that stuff!

�I think learning to sew to would be a good idea,� Naruto
bashfully smiles, �it would save us quite a bit of money.�

Kiba starts at that, money and kids go hand and hand.
Just maybe learning things like sewing and knitting are not so much womanly,
but cheaper to survive.

�I�m in. Going to learn all that
domestic shit.�

Lee and Sasuke look at each other slyly; Kiba is finally
getting the big picture. Neither one of them ever felt those things were
feminine per se, just calming and useful.

�I�m glad to see your showing more security in your
masculinity,� Sasuke teases.

�Hey! It was never an issue, I just hadn�t thought of it
like that!� Kiba starts to grumble.

�Technically, we are all beta males now anyway, so we
have much more freedom from such ideals.� Lee gives his 1000 wattage smile with
huge thumbs up.

�How true�, they all think. Who doesn�t
like to go to the beat of their own drummer, while giving society the shaft?
Even though, it would be nice to put the heavier responsibilities onto an Alpha
male�s back, that is what they're for, right?

�Hn. Too bad we�ll be carrying both bags on this one,�
Kiba snorts. �They get away scot-free, bastards!�

�Speaking of that, how will we get them to�?� Lee blushes
furiously.

�Shoot a couple of loads in us?� Naruto asks innocently.

If it can be seen, people will
be amazed to see a sweat drop so big it can drown Konoha. The other boys just
stare mouth open, eyes round as saucers at the blond boy.

�I am so glad we are moving out of Konoha,� Sasuke�s eye
twitches with vengeance, �you have been around Jiraya-sama way too much!�

Kiba and Lee cross their arms tightly giving a curt nod
of agreement. Jiraya-sama is a very bad influence on the na�ve shinobi.

�But it�s the truth right?� Naruto asks trying to save
face.

Technically he is right, but did he have to say it that
way?!

�Naruto lets use a more decent term, like sex,� Lee still
blushes furiously.

�Well we sure can�t just go up to them and say �Wanna shag baby?� � Kiba laughs, �we have to find away to
keep them from killing us.�

They all begin pacing trying to think of jutsus that
maybe of use to them. Another question pops up in Naruto�s head though.

�Does this mean we�re�? I mean does this mean we like
boys?�

Sasuke, Kiba, and Lee freeze in mid step. They have not
given any thought to their sexuality at all. It just had not posed as a big
deal.

�Well I know I have not ever wanted to spend my life with
a girl,� Sasuke leans his slender form against a statue.

None of the other ninjas are
surprised by this, Sasuke has never shown interest in any female. The rest of
them have, to a certain extent, but that is now all in the past and has been
for while now.

�Me and Lee used to have a thing
for Sakura,� Naruto looks at Sasuke, �but she is so obsessed with you, it just
became pointless.�

Lee nods his head, chasing after Sakura was such a waste
of time. Every time he talked to her, she would always blubber about how Sasuke
did not give her the time of day. Or did he have any
advice on how she could snag him. He had finally seen,
that she had no consideration for not only his feelings, but Naruto�s as well.

�I just did not want to try and be with somebody who
would not even acknowledge the feelings of others.�

�That�s most women, if that was not true, Sakura and Ino
would respect that I am not interested.� Sasuke is so tired of those vultures!
That is mean but nobody likes being constantly badgered!

�Hinata is a sweet girl but she�s in love with you,� Kiba
says pointing at Naruto. �But to be honest having my mother and sister, I think
if I want a long life, I better leave girls alone.�

Sasuke and Naruto cannot help but chuckle. Sasuke has
always believed that eventually Sakura and Ino would snap and everyone would
find him raped and murdered in some back alley. Another reason he prefers
traveling by rooftop.

�It�s not like it matters anyway, the choice has
basically been made for us,� Lee shrugs, he is glad he made an attractive
choice.

�But none of this talk gets us any closer to a solution!�
Naruto throws his hands up,� How do we get laid and survive?�

�The Twilight-No-Jutsu is a possibility,� Kiba says. �We
use it on our dogs to put them in happy land; the Naras use it on angry bucks.�

�Will-ll they-y st-still be co-coherent?� Lee
stutters red faced.

�Yeah can�t get laid by a living corpse!� Naruto puts his
two cents in.

�You won�t be jackass.� To Sasuke the blond ninja is
becoming annoying. �They are just overly happy and a little weak.�

Now they have a solution to their getting pregnant
problem, but that does not necessarily solve the survival one. The jutsu only
lasts two hours tops. They will need an hour or two more to make a clean get
away.

�We can use sleep jutsu, it only has to last about two
hours more,� Sasuke smirks. �It�s not like we will need the whole two hours of
the twilight jutsu.�

They all giggle sheepishly this is really becoming
embarrassing! All these little innuendos are starting to make them nervous.
None of them really know much about sex, let alone this kind!

�I think besides buying baby books, we should do some
research on this�type of� thing,� Lee finishes, trying not to bust a blood
vessel.

�Very good idea,� they other ninjas say.

A good ninja always prepares himself
properly for all situations he may encounter. They will treat this no
differently.

�I think we should finish this mission ASAP, so we can
start preparations,� Lee picks up his gear and heads towards an exit.

�Ok... let�s get cracking Sasu-chan,� Naruto follows
Lee�s lead.

Sasuke�s eye twitch turns into a full-blown tick,
�Sasu-chan? Alright Naru-hime here I come!�

Kiba falls to his knees; he cannot help how loud his
laughter is becoming. Lee closes his eyes in trepidation before turning around.
Sasuke and Naruto are coming close to blows.

�Will you two stop it!� Lee
cannot take this! There is just too much they have to worry about right now!

Sasuke, Naruto, and Kiba look up at Lee they see he is
furious. Of course, the revelation why hits them like a stink
bomb.

�Sorry Lee,� Naruto looks ashamed.

�Why don�t we all use chan as a way to show affection
towards each other?� Lee has calmed down from his earlier fury.

They all agree since everyone is included and not used as
an insult.

Therefore, off they go to the correct shrine to finish
this crazy mission, then to find a new home for their new life.

LunakaWren, jess249, shadowphoenix143, kinkou- I am so glad you found my humor worthy of laughter,
I hope this chapter brings a similar response
synergy08- I would not have considered this refreshing~blush~ I am honored you think so
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