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01 The Meeting of the Toad, Hound and Fox

Kakashi
groaned in exhaustion as he made his way to the Hokage Tower,
all the while wondering why the Sandaime had called for him. It would be a lie
if he said he wasn’t more than a bit worried at the thought of what the summons
was for.
Typically if
an ANBU was pulled out of leave, it usually wasn’t for a lighthearted chat…well
unless there was more than a bit of alcohol involved, but that was an entirely
different story.
His ANBU
captain had given him a few days to get himself together since Minato-sensei
died, too short to really be considered leave but considering the drastic
reduction in manpower since the Kyuubi no Yoko attacked, it was more than he
could have ever expected.
The silver
haired jounin’s thoughts however weren’t on his sensei, not entirely.
His thoughts
were on a little baby by the name of Naruto, his sensei’s little boy and the
jailer of the demon that killed his father.
Kakashi could
close his eyes and see the infant wailing in discomfort as the demon seal newly
branded on his stomach pulsed with demonic chakra till the seal took its full
effect and sealed entirely as he lay clutched protectively in his dying
father’s arms.
It was a truly
heartbreaking sight.
He remembered
rocking the little baby in his arms as the other ANBU took his sensei’s body to
be secured and prepared for being sealed with the bodies of the Shodai and
Nidaime. There would be a public funeral, but there would be no body for anyone
to look for amongst the rest of the shinobi that died that day.
Ever.
Kakashi
wondered what would happen to Naruto. He had turned the infant over to the
Sandaime and was certain that the baby was safe, but only for the time being.
There was no
other family for the boy to be given to. Uzumaki Kushina was a war orphan, just
like Minato and considered many of the people that she served with her
family…many of who were now dead in the wake of the Kyuubi attack, were too
bound in duty to their clans to really be able to raise the boy the way that
his parents had wanted to do so or those who were now revealing how monstrous
they truly were.
People like
Uchiha Fugaku, who was Minato’s dearest friend.
People like
Hyuuga Hizashi and Hiashi, who were Kushina’s old teammates and, for all
intents and purposes, older brothers.
The same
people who turned their back on the baby when he needed the people that their
parents trusted the most to love and protect them in their stead; the same
people who, if the whispers among the higher echelons of the ANBU were correct,
were eying little Naruto as though he were a grand prize in their struggle to
make their clans the most powerful and well respected.
It made sense
in a sick sort of way that they would want to take the child though. There have
been very few records of demon vessels in history, but those that were known
were known to be immensely powerful shinobi able to channel the power of the
demons that were sealed within them in battle.
Couple onto
that how powerful and skilled his parent’s were and one could easily see that
with training, the babe was going to be a very powerful individual when he grew
up some.
It disgusted
Kakashi to no end and made him resolve to take care of Naruto in their steed.
It would be difficult, of that there was no doubt. He did come from a noble
clan and that would most definitely help grease the wheels of bureaucracy in
getting the little boy but after that he wasn’t certain as to what to do.
Had either
Kushina or Minato survived they would be enraged at such a betrayal of their
trust and likely enact bloody vengeance.
Kakashi
wondered what Obito would say when he learned of this development and smiled a
little as he could hear his teammate’s utterance of ‘Assholes’ ringing in his
mind clearly.
Assholes,
pretty much fit the description perfectly for those who sought Naruto for their
own selfish needs.
--
Jiraiya and
Sarutobi were engaged in hush conversation, careful not to wake up Naruto, when
they sensed Kakashi’s chakra approach the tower.
The Sannin
looked to the door with a thoughtful expression, “He’s pretty quick to answer a
summons…”
“That is
because he is supposed to be on leave and I summoned him without giving a
reason, so most likely he believes the reason to be catastrophic or something
of the like…,” Sarutobi answered.
Jiraiya shook
his head and smirked, “That’s mean sensei, messing with the brat’s head like
that.”
The aging
Hokage gave him what would have been an innocent look that would have worked
had be been thirty years younger or had Jiraiya not known what a sneaky bastard
his old sensei could be, “I haven’t the slightest idea what you’re referring
about.”
“Right…”
“Moving on,
here,” the Sandaime snapped his fingers and a cat masked ANBU appeared with a very
large scroll, “These are all the things that you will need in caring for
Naruto; clothing, formula, diapers, hygienic wipes to clean him with and so
on.”
Jiraiya looked
at the scroll with no small amount of trepidation and disbelief, almost
buckling under the weight of the scroll.
“What is all
of this?!”
The Hokage
waived his hand, dismissing the ANBU before turning his attentions to Jiraiya,
looking at his former student as those he were an idiot.
“As I said
things for Naruto; of course there are things that you are to give to Obito-kun
when you see him. We sealed baby furniture, clothing, some toys for Naruto, all
types of formula and baby foods…Jiraiya are you listening?”
The Gama
Sannin snapped to attention, “Are you sure that he needs so much stuff? I mean,
he’s just one baby.”
“Don’t be
silly Jiraiya, his clothing will need to be replaced as he grows, as well as
his crib, and he’ll need new toys, teething rings later on, different bottles
and pacifiers, and so on. But you should at least remember some of this; I
remember that you were assigned a very large number of babysitting missions by
Nidaime-sama when you were just a gennin.”
Jiraiya paled
at the memory.
He and Tsunade
had gotten into a screaming match when they were just newly graduated gennin
and her granduncle, who had come to congratulate the new kunoichi, had been in
earshot when he called Tsunade a flat-chested bitch.
As a direct
result, Jiraiya had gone down in the annals of Konoha history as being assigned
and completing the most D-ranked missions; all of which involved tending to
angry, whiny screaming hoards of children that disliked Jiraiya as much as he
disliked them.
Sarutobi
recalled that his late sensei the Nidaime took great pleasure in making sure
that Jiraiya had only the most horrible brats to tend to. He thought on it for
a moment, ‘For being such a kind man, sensei had a rather sadistic streak…’
Jiraiya
snapped out of his terror induced stupor and took a deep breath willing the
memories of torture given by an evil white haired Hokage.
“There’s no
need to worry though, I made sure that there was enough money sealed in there
too for things that Naruto is going to need for the next few months as well as
a letter for Obito-kun explaining everything that he’ll need. You’ll also be
there to aid him and you need to show him how to care for children.”
The sannin
shot a glance at the baby in the crib and felt a little better. Naruto was too
little to do anything too horrible, and the kid was adorable, so perhaps
this wouldn’t be a repeat of his childhood experiences.
After all, the
kid hadn’t woken up or fussed or anything of the like.
And a silent,
happy baby was a good baby.
At least in
his experience.
Minato and
Kushina were sweet, even tempered people who had the patience of saints, so it
only made sense that their beloved son would be the same.
Jiraiya did a
mental victory dance at how easy he was going to have it.
As they were
about to continue their conversation, soft whimpering alerted them that Naruto
was now awake and not pleased that his slumber had been interrupted by their
talking.
Jiraiya went
over to the small crib that held Naruto, who was looking very awake and
displeased at the face, and picked him up, “There, there kiddo no need to cry,
do you know who I am?”
Naruto’s cries
halted as he gazed at the visage of the very strange man holding him,
large blue eyes blinking in confusion at what the man was going to do.
Sarutobi
groaned knowing where this was going, “Jiraiya now is not the tim—“
“HAAH! DON’T
FRET OR CRY LITTLE ONE, FOR IT IS I THE GREAT TOAD SAGE OF MYOUBOKU MOUNTAIN
JIRIAYA! SO GAZE UPON MY VISAGE LITTLE ONE AND BASK IN WONDER!”
The aging
Hokage looked heavenward and wondered if his predecessors were snickering in
the spiritual plane at his fortune of having such a…unique student.
As he took a
moment to lament Jiraiya’s uniqueness, he snuck a glance at Naruto who appeared
to be experiencing a mix of shock and confusion. Things being the way that they
were at the moment, Sarutobi was actually amazed that the babe hadn’t started
bawling the moment that Jiraiya opened his mouth.
If he were in
Naruto’s shoes, or rather diapers, he’d be screaming for someone to rescue him
from the crazy man.
Large blue
eyes blinked in an almost owlish fashion and Naruto just stared.
And stared.
And stared.
And stared.
For staring
was all the newborn could do, stuck in the arms of a crazy man.
--
Kakashi had
made his way past all the security checks on his way to the Hokage. ANBU or
not, the village was weakened and it was an ideal time for an assassin to
strike the Sandaime in an attempt to permanently cripple or destroy Konoha.
Although it wouldn’t be an easy task; people liked to assume that the village
leader was a weak, old man when in reality he was still one of the most powerful
shinobi in all the elemental countries.
It was a
pretty funny affair to see some poor sod piss his pants when the old man
dispatched them and waited for the ANBU to come and collect them though.
As the young
ANBU made his way to the doors of the Hokage’s office, he was nearly knocked
off his socks by the screaming within.
“HAAH!
DON’T FRET OR CRY LITTLE ONE, FOR IT IS I THE GREAT TOAD SAGE OF MYOUBOKU
MOUNTAIN JIRIAYA! SO GAZE UPON MY VISAGE LITTLE ONE AND BASK IN WONDER!”
Kakashi, all
the hidden ANBU, the Hokage’s secretary and quite possibly the whole tower,
stood in gob smacked silence wondering in unison, ‘What the fuck?!’
He walked up
to the doors to the Hokage’s office and knocked on the door almost hesitantly.
“Hokage-sama,
Hatake Kakashi reporting,” he announced.
“Come on in
Kakashi, we have much to discuss.”
The young
shinobi took a deep breath and entered the office, but not before entering a
short prayer to the Gods to spare him from his insane superiors.
--
Sarutobi,
having liberated Naruto from Jiraiya was now sitting at his desk with the
infant. Naruto, now that the shock had worn off, was gripping the material of
the robes the old man wore with great interest.
Jiraiya was
busy strapping the giant scroll onto his back, accompanying his summoning scroll.
Kakashi
entered the room, looking a little surprised to see Jiraiya there but assumed
correctly that he was there due to both Minato-sensei and Naruto. Jiraiya was
known for not liking many of the village politics and only becoming involved in
such affairs when they pertained to his student Minato and his family. Other
than that he was almost never home. His eyes then zeroed in on the Hokage and
the blonde baby who was very interested n the robes that the man was wearing.
“Hokage-sama,
Jiraiya-sama,” he greeted with the customary bow.
“Kakashi-kun,
it is good that you are here,” the Sandaime spoke, “I know that you are on
leave now, but I need you to accompany Jiraiya on an important mission
immediately.”
The nin
blinked, “Of course Hokage-sama. What is the mission?”
Sarutobi
motioned to the baby in his arms who was now gazing at Kakashi curiously, “You
are aware of how many of the villagers and shinobi view Naruto.”
Kakashi
nodded, “They all view Naruto as the demon itself,” he answered, not able to keep
the bitterness out of his voice, “and…”
“Yes?” the
Hokage prodded.
“Hokage-sama,
there have been whispers amongst the ANBU…that certain individuals want to use
Naruto as a weapon of some sort…”
Sarutobi
nodded sadly, “They are true. The Uchiha and Hyuuga clans are only the most
identifiable of those who would use Naruto to further their means. There are
various other parties who would do anything to get Minato and Kushina’s son
Kakashi and I mean anything.”
“So you and me
are going to go and take Naruto somewhere where he can be safe and grow up
unexploited,” Jiraiya added.
“A place far
from Konoha,” Sarutobi supplied, “The longer Naruto stays, the clearer it
becomes that he will be harmed or worse.”
Kakashi nodded
in agreement, “Where are we going to be taking him?”
The Hokage
smiled, “You two will be taking him to your teammate.”
“Obito?”
Kakashi asked.
Jiraiya
nodded, “Yes. Everyone here thinks that he’s dead. We are the only one’s that
knows that he’s alive. Naruto will be safe there with him, not to mention that
we’ll be there for a while too, just to make sure that there aren’t any threats
there.”
The young ANBU
nodded in agreement, “When do we leave?”
“Tonight and
the sooner that you leave the better.”
Kakashi
nodded, “Is there anything else that we should know about the mission?”
Sarutobi shook
his head, “No. Jiraiya will inform you of any changes to the mission so there
is no need to concern yourself with that at the moment. Also Kakashi, you have
been chosen for this mission because you are one of the few people that Minato
and Kushina would want to raise Naruto, not to mention that Minato taught both
you and Obito demonic suppression seals. While I do not believe that you will
need to use that knowledge, we must err on the side of caution.”
“Hai Hokage-sama.”
“Good…Kakashi
make all the preparations that you need to and Jiraiya will come over to your
house in half an hour with Naruto. ”
Kakashi bowed
once more before leaving in a plume of smoke.
Sarutobi
looked down to Naruto, who was making a drooling mess on his robes, before
settling his gaze on Jiraiya who was looking at the abovementioned mess with a
grimace. He’d be handling the little drool monster for quite a while now, “Send
me word when you reach your contacts.”
“Sure but
that’ll take about a week if weather conditions are good enough for the kid to
be out, it could take up to two or maybe three weeks if it starts to cool down
quickly.”
The Sandaime
nodded in understanding and leveled a flat stare at his student, “Try not to
corrupt Kakashi too much Jiraiya. He’s one of my best and I’d like him to
return without having his mind addled by your books.”
Jiraiya looked
affronted, “My books don’t addle anyone’s mind. They are prized pieces of
literature.”
“I’ll be sure
to tell that to Tsunade, especially when she comes here hunting for your blood.
I’ve heard that the lead character on the cover of your latest book bears an
uncanny resemblance to her.”
“Aha! So you
do read my books!” Jiraiya crowed. The Hokage rolled his eyes in annoyance and
got up from his seat and handed Naruto to Jiraiya. The Sannin took the child
carefully and held him with a mildly disgusted expression.
“Why is it
that every kid I look after drools all over the place?”
--
Kakashi rushed
around his house gathering all the things that he thought would be useful on
his mission and sealing them on a mid sized scroll.
“Let’s
see…weapons check, med kits check, food check, clothes check, money check,
blank scrolls check…what else?”
The young ANBU
looked around his living room and thought for a moment, “Ah!” before bolting to
his bedroom and coming out with a small camera, sealing it away with the rest
of his things. Kakashi was planning on giving it to Obito to capture all of
Naruto’s first experiences as he was certain Minato-sensei and Kushina-chan
would.
As he was
rolling up the seal scroll an almost aggravated sounding knocking came from his
front door. Kakashi, recognizing Jiraiya’s chakra and heard a baby crying,
opened the door to see a frazzled sannin with an unruly infant.
Jiraiya’s eyes
zeroed in on the form before him and held Naruto up to Kakashi, “Here.”
Kakashi numbly
nodded and took the crying baby from the man and immediately set about trying
to calm Naruto down. Immediately doing a check of the most obvious things a
baby would cry about.
“Hush
Naru-chan, it’s alright…” Kakashi checked his diaper, relieved that there was
nothing there, felt the babe’s forehead, everything normal. He pondered for a
moment about the various babysitting missions he went on before turning to the
sannin.
“Jiraiaya-sama,
would you happen to have a pacifier handy for Naruto?”
“Yeah, hold on
a bit,” Jiraiya unstrapped a giant scroll from his back, surprising Kakashi who
had never seen a scroll of that size. The sannin opened the monstrosity of a scroll
and quickly skimmed through the long list of items for what seemed like forever
to Kakashi.
Naruto was
screaming a fit and Kakashi knew that if this wasn’t nipped in the bud, Naruto
would scream for hours.
When Jiraiya
finally found the pacifier and unsealed it, Kakashi quickly placed it in
Naruto’s mouth, which immediately quieted him down.
Both males
sighed in relief at the blanket of silence that settled in the house.
“Thank Kami!
He just started crying and crying for no reason at all! I checked everything!
He didn’t need a change! He wasn’t hungry! He just wanted to see me suffer!”
Jiraiya ranted pulling at his hair, making it stand at every angle.
Naruto happily
sucked on his pacifier, while Kakashi held him.
Kakashi looked
from the baby to the sannin and back again, resisting the urge to sigh out loud
at their antics.
‘It looks like
this is going to be an interesting trip.’
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