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A Vivid Definition of Adolescence	By : KitsuneNoMari Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1341 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter 1: The Awe-conspiring Comrades
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It was like any other day.
Mission after
mission coupled with a few hours of training in the training grounds. Kakashi would never trade his position as team captain to
anyone. And just like any other day, team Kakashi
would always part ways as they bid each other good-night.
Kakashi had to sigh. Another day has
rolled by and he could not even muster enough courage to just damn everything
and tell Naruto how he felt and how much he had been
dying to screw the boy senseless!
So now, there he was with
his comrades or better yet known as his fellow teachers at Ichiraku�s�
Kakashi was absentmindedly poking and
stirring through his pork miso ramen, not really
paying much heed to the group�s current discussion on what�s up and about with
their respective teams. Kakashi was too busy gloating
and trying to think of ways to just spill it that he didn�t even notice Asuma waving a hand to call his attention.
�OI! KAKASHI!�
Asuma raised his voice slightly as he lightly smacked
the side of Kakashi�s head.
�Oh, sorry my bad, what
were you saying?� Kakashi asked, although his train
of thought was slightly off track, again�
�We were asking if you
were alright. You were spacing out.� Kurenai said.
�RIVAL
KAKASHI! IT
SEEMS YOU ARE HAVING A DILEMMA! TELL US MY DEAR COMRADE AND WE WILL SEE WHAT WE
CAN DO TO HELP!�
�I think Gai is right. Is something wrong? You know you can tell
us.� Kurenai said as she looked thoughtfully at Kakashi.
Kakashi let out a deep sigh as he turned
to look around at the almost deserted Ramen Bar.
�This is just between the
four of us you hear?� Kakashi said with a promise of
a slow and painful death if a word slips out. The trio nodded as they waited
for Kakashi to continue. Kakashi
took another deep breath and finally said,
�I�m in love.�
Asuma, Kurenai
and Gai looked Kakashi as
if he had grown another head before reality brought them back to earth as the
sound of a chair falling back to ground knock the rest of the group back to
their senses.
�I KNEW IT! THE FLAMES OF
YOUTH BURNS STRONG IN YOUR BLOOD RIVAL KAKASHI! TELL US WHO THE LUCKY GIRL IS!�
�Gai,
do you always have to say everything in caps. We�re not deaf mind you. Anyway,
just what like Gai said, who�s the girl?� Asuma said as he blew out smoke.
�Or better yet, who�s the
lucky man?� Kurenai piped in. All eyes were on her. Kakashi looked surprised as the other two stared
dumbfounded. Kurenai brushed off the stares directed
at her as she focused back on Kakashi.
�So? It�s a guy isn�t it?
I hit the bull�s eye didn�t I?� Kurenai mused with an
unknown twinkle danced on her eyes.
�How did you know?� Kakashi warily asked the brunette woman.
�The signs are there.
Plus, you haven�t even gone out with a single kunoichi
in the village and even though you have that bible of yours with you all
the time, that doesn�t hide the fact that swing the other way.�
STRIKE 1!
The three men were in awe
at Kurenai�s wise words.
�What? I�m a fangirl.� And with that, their jaws hit the table. Who
would�ve thought?
STRIKE 2!
�So Kakashi,
do you mind telling us who caught your fancy?� Kurenai
continued with barely hidden glee. Kakashi looked at
the skeptically before continuing with the twirling of the noodles in bowl.
�Okay, so that means we
have to guess.� Asuma said finally recovering from
his shock.
The group sent the first
five minutes giving out names as Kakashi either
rolled his eyes, snorted or shook his head and every now and then, giving a
comment or two about the name of the person mentioned.
�Is it Genma?�
Kurenai asked.
�Genma
has the thing for a certain academy teacher. And that said academy teacher is
oblivious to his advances.� Kakashi casually said.
�I see. Could it be that
you�re also interested in this certain academy teacher? It�s Iruka isn�t it?� Gai mentioned as
he placed his chin on top of his knuckles.
Kakashi looked horrified.
�Gai,
I would be spending more time sleeping on the couch than I do �molesting�, �snogging� and �screwing� the object of my affection if it
were Iruka. Nevertheless, Iruka
is a dire threat to my precious books.� Gai, Kurenai and Asuma sweatdropped at the comment, for the fact that it was so
terribly true that the said man would incinerate all of Kakashi�s
precious books to nothing more but ashes if given the chance.
�Give us a clue then.� Asuma piped in. Kakashi thought
for a moment as he took small sips of his water.
�He�s younger than me.�
All of them went silent in
thought as Kurenai broke the silence.
�It�s Uzumaki
Naruto isn�t it?� Kurenai
deadpanned.
HOMERUN!
Kakashi chocked on his drink as Asuma�s and Gai�s eyes almost
bugged out of their sockets. Kurenai just grinned. If
Kakashi hadn�t had a mask on, one would see how
perfectly he imitated a goldfish. Some copy-cat ninja he is.
�How can you�� Gai stared.
�How did you�� Asuma stared some more.
�Is it that obvious?� Kakashi stated still in shock.
�Well, it�s definitely not
one of our boys, and you�ve been hanging out with him even after your team�s
training.�
�Ugh�� Kakashi
groaned as he rubbed his face with both hands.
�Then what�s wrong? Why
don�t you just tell him? Considering that Naruto
probably dances to the same tune?� Kurenai asked.
�I�m his sensei damn it.�
�Technically, ex-sensei
since it�s no longer Team 7 but Team Kakashi.
Therefore, you�re like the captain of the team.� Asuma
countered.
�Asuma
is correct rival Kakashi! The binds that hold you
back from pursuing such youthful relationship is no longer there to hold you
back from pursing the youthful Naruto!�
�Okay, okay, you guys win
this part of the argument but you�re forgetting the biggest problem here.� Kakashi seriously said.
�And that would be?�
�Naruto
has an overly protective guardian who watches over him 24/7�� Kakashi groaned once more.
Silence loomed as
realization hit Asuma and Kurenai.
�That�s not a problem Kakashi! Just ask permission from Naruto�s
guardian!�
�Gai,
you forget who keeps an eye on Naruto like hawk.� Kurenai sheepishly said with sympathy directed at Kakashi.
�What do you mean?�
�What Kurenai
means is that Iruka stands as father, brother and mother
figure to Naruto-kun.�
�In other words, the almighty
mother hen has been keeping an eye out on Naruto.�
Kakashi deadpanned.
�Cheers�� And the three
knowing teachers raised their glasses.
�I still don�t get it.� Gai said in complete confusion.
�Gai,
I mean, you have noticed just how much Naruto has
changed right?� Kurenai said as Gai
nodded his head as he tried to follow through.
�And I�m sure you�ve
noticed the growing number of fans that would put a shame on Hyuuga Neji and Uchiha Sasuke�s fan club.� Kurenai said in �as a matter of fact� tone that made Kakashi wince.
�Sorry Kakashi.�
Kurenai apologized.
�What are you sorry for?�
�Wait, wait!� Gai interrupted followed by a brief pause before
continuing. �Naruto-kun has fans!?!�
�Yes Gai,
Naruto has fans. And don�t be sorry Kurenai. I�m sure Kakashi is
secretly one of them.� Asuma said as he took a puff
off his cigarette. Kurenai thought for a moment and
nodded her head in agreement.
�Kakashi,
I�ve always known that you�re a pervert but this is a new level! Stalking,
spying-�
�And
probably even molesting the sweet, poor innocent teen. How could you Kakashi!�
Asuma chided and teased the poor jounin.
�I do NOT stalk, spy nor
molest Naruto!� Good thing Kakashi
was wearing a mask for he had the decency to blush. Of course the accusations
were slightly true but hell like he was going to admit to it.
�Yeah, yeah, of course you
don�t.� Asuma sarcastically said. Kurenai
waved the two off as she butted in.
�So now we know who your
love interest is and what seems to be bothering you, we�ll help you out! Are
you with us here Gai?� Kurenai
was grinning like a Cheshire cat.
�Of course I am! Who am I
to pass in witnessing such a youthful part Kakashi�s
life?!� Gai said as tears flowed and did a nice guy
pose.
�Oh,
dear sweet Kami! What the hell have I gotten myself
into?!� Kakashi
mentally cried as the group listened to Kurenai and Gai�s plans and strategies in wooing the blue-eyed
blonde.

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Authoress� Note:
Thanks for the reviews and
sorry for the late update. Blame my muse for the lack of better inspiration and
ideas and her frequent hibernations�
For now, all I can say is
that there might be a lemon (hopefully) at the end of the story. So, here are
your cookies, Oreos and milk.
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