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Once Upon a Time	By : gypsybaby21 Category: Naruto > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 1720 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Sorry for it being so
long, I got really sick and the only three places that I�d seen for
a while had been the bathroom toilet, the cold bathroom floor, and my
bed.
Warning: Porny
joke(s)? VERY SHORT chapter!
Authors note: This is
possibly a temporary chapter aka I�m willing to make adjustments
mainly because it isn�t the greatest and other peoples ideas could
help spruce it up. Like I said this is a story that will hopefully
get me out of my long ass writing block so it�s more than just a
work in progress, it�s to get my ideas running again.
Tell me what you all
think and thanks for reviewing the first chapter! Sorry for any
mistakes!
++2nd
Shot++
Hmm, she tripped
over her feet again, only this time she fell into Sasuke.
Sakura was
definitely a light weight and after tonight Naruto would see to it
that she never drank again, especially when Sakura + Booze Naughty!
Sakura. She kept brushing against him with her hip, letting her hand
fall down his back then stopping dangerously near his posterior,
which normally he�d be fine with, but this was Sakura, Sakura who
never once flirted with him, who�d barely even hugged him, let
alone grope his ass. He could dream, but Naruto had come to accept
that it would never be reality.
�So my boys,
what else should we do tonight?� Sakura laughed heartily at the
sky, then hiccupped before gasping, her �idea face� forming
swiftly. �You know what I�ve never done before? Skinny dipping!
We should, we should!�
Silence
�Well lets not
all start stripping now! Wait, I can here crickets,� Sakura cried
out with sarcasm. �It�s not like I want to see your naked selves
anyway,� she grumbled more to herself than them.
�Definitely
not teme, he�s got a little dick!� Naruto joked, trying to
lighten the mood.
�And you would
know from experience, dobe?� Sasuke asked smoothly, raising an
eyebrow.
Sakura
giggled, swaying forward a little. It was odd hearing Sakura giggle,
she wasn�t the type, Naruto decided. That�s not to say he didn�t
like it, he�d personally like to hear all the little noises she
could make, screaming, yelling, grunting�moaning perhaps.
Shivering, Naruto pulled the pink haired girl closer to his side,
which she obligingly cuddled up to. �And what are you laughing
about Sakura-chan?�
�Just thinking
how I would act if I had a penis.�
Naruto snorted
with laughter after getting over the shock factor and then laughed
even harder as Sasuke just repeatedly blinked.
�What would
you do?� Naruto asked, honestly curious.
�Hmm,�
Sakura thought aloud, pulling her arm away from Sasuke�s shoulder,
so that she was completely leaning on Naruto, to scratch her chin.
�I�d probably adjust myself in public and not care how
inappropriate it is�oh, and get a blow job, you know, just to see
what the big deal is. I want some chocolate.�
�What? What?�
Naruto asked while trying to un-fry his brain.
Sakura turned to
darker boy next to her and let her eyes slowly wander over his form.
�Sasuke, do you have any chocolate?�
�Ah,� he
paused, clearing his throat, �no.�
�Well I happen
to be very bored. If we can�t go skinny dipping and you don�t
have any chocolate can we at least go and get more alcohol? I like
alcohol!� she added smiling dreamily up at Naruto.
�That is the
last thing you need right Sakura. Remember we have to train tomorrow,
bright and early,� Sasuke informed astutely.
Sakura
literally growled. �Listen teme,
why don�t you pull that stick out of your ass, or I guess in your
case, snake, and have some fun! I am so angry with you and
considering I�m drunk trying to concentrate on not saying the wrong
thing is incredibly harder than I thought it would be. I don�t know
whether I what to punch your face in or throw you up against a wall
a-and and�� she paused, blushing, �and do something I probably
shouldn�t.� She turned to Naruto, nibbling her lip as she looked
sheepishly at him. �That was something along the lines of what I
was trying to avoid right?�
�Yeah, but I�m
still trying to wrap my mind around the fact that you called him
teme! You never call him that and what is this about throwing him
against the wall, why you dirty little vixen!� Naruto cried out
with half glee and half despair, but he knew Sakura still had
feelings for Sasuke, it shouldn�t have surprised him. �Can I
watch?�
�Well��
Sakura paused, looking as if she�d actually been contemplating it.
�You couldn�t watch, but you could join! I�d be the chickadee
buffer or whatever; you know the female in the middle stopping
unwanted male contact or something. Oh, that gave me chills!�
A coughing spell
took over both boys, leaving Sakura to stand, wobbly, on her own.
She awkwardly started slapping their backs at the same time, �what�s
the matter with you?� she asked.
A few seconds
later Naruto jerked up and stared hungrily at Sakura, whom failed to
notice his change in behavior. �Sasuke we should go to your place,
more room,� he stated smoothly, his eyes examining Sakura�s face
and body as he spoke.
Sasuke slowly
lifted his gaze to Naruto�s, searching his face while shaking his
head. �No, she�s wasted dobe! What are you thinking?�
�The same damn
thing you�ve been thinking since you got back, what I�ve been
thinking even before you left!�
�What?�
Sakura tsked. �Are you talking about?� she asked, her thoughts
clipped and choppy.
�Sasuke��
Naruto started.
�No!�
�But why? Even
if she is drunk I know she�s felt this-this thing between us, it�s
been there since before the team formed. And Sasuke you can not tell
me you feel nothing Sakura or me for that matter. The only girl I�ve
ever seen you look at with interest is standing right here and you
don�t make it a habit of staring at any other male ass but mine.�
�Can we not
get dramatic and please no monologues, you�re confusing me. I get
very cranky when I�m confused!� Sakura growled her speech not as
slurry as it had been in her previous sentence.
�We can not
take advantage of her.�
Sakura frowned.
�Huh? Take advantage�� Sakura paused, and then finally catching
on threw her arms wide, beckoning Sasuke and Naruto towards her. �Oh
please take advantage!�
Naruto shut his
eyes, breathing heavily. �Damn that was hot. So, Sasuke your house
it is then?�
Sasuke frowned,
shifting his gaze between both of his teammates. This would
definitely be a night to remember, the oddity alone�although it was
perking up massively. �My house it is.�
To Be Continued�
I apologize
again for the shortness, bad grammar/punctuation, possibly the plot
and anything else that sucked. Again, if you reply with constructive
criticism or even a flame please be considerate and not use the word
�pathetic�. That word pisses me right the hell off. Use crappy,
bullshit, trash, just not that word! Anyhow, thanks for reading!
Suggestions would be great.
The penis
comment came from here: Funny � base DOT com
I know I used
some other material that wasn�t mine, but I can�t remember which
part�if you catch it let me know.
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