Tainted Ramen

Naruto's eyes stared in unfocused curiosity at the trail of saliva he had left on the young Uchiha's neck until said Uchiha whipped around and glared at him...but only for a moment. As soon as the stool stopped Sasuke's face suddenly contorted into a sickly green expression as his hands fell up and grabbed onto Naruto's shirt to steady himself.

"You taste like licorice and moonlight." Naruto slurred as he quickly unhooked himself from Sasuke and moved over to Sai. He repeated the same process with the older teen this time when he pulled back a faint smile etched his lips as he pulled the wiggling teen around and pulled their bodies flush together and whispered, "You taste like apples."

He looked up and down the others face before he pulled them together, their lips meeting in shock before they melted into each other. Sasuke watched from his stool, finally getting a hold of himself. As he watched the duo kiss he felt a shiver run along his spine, lips where meshed together, moving uncoordinated against the other as hands roamed once untouched flesh. A slow heat started coursing through the Uchiha's veins as he unconsciously moaned his appreciation.

For a what seemed like an eternity of minutes Naruto kept his mouth locked with the others before he slowly pulled back and stared into deep brown eyes, a lazy half smile on his lips. From the back a loud clang could be hear followed quickly by a stream of swear words. With a throaty giggle Naruto released his friend and swirled around to lock eyes with Sasuke. "Teme." Naruto whispered with a cheeky smile.

"Dobe." Sasuke practically moaned as he narrowed his eyes and shifted his hips to point at the swaying blonde. A long pink tongue came out and swiped across the Uchiha's lips before the raven haired youth shot up from his stool. With strong arms suddenly wrapped around his waist Naruto convulsed with confusion before staring up into the lust filled eyes of his 'greatest rival'. For a while the two just stood there staring into each others eyes as Sasuke's hands roamed under the thin black shirt the blonde wore.

"I'm going to kiss you." Sasuke finally stated, though his eyebrows narrowed as if the decision as already made Sasuke's eyes still looked to the blonde with a need for approval, "Stupid teme always making me do the work." Naruto purred before pulling the Uchiha's head to, forcing their lips to connect. A moan vibrated in the blonde's mouth as Sasuke's hips thrust forward violently; throwing the blonde off balance.

Before either could do anything to correct themselves Naruto stumbled backward, legs hooking into chairs as Sasuke's weight pressed harder against him; there was no way to stop the inevitable. Naruto's backside slammed into the ground, head slightly bouncing off the side of a table until he came to a crashing stop, body sprawled across on the dirt floor of the ramen stand. With a small groan Naruto rolled his head, blinking his bright blue eyes. His arms came up to remove the chair that laid across his chest as his feet shifted somewhere below him.

The weight of Sasuke kept him from trying to stand so once all debris was removed from his body a soft chuckle sounded from the blonde as he looked over to the squirming Sai. "You gonna help me man?" Naruto asked with a innocent voice and watched as Sai jumped at the sudden noises directed at him. Nodding slowly Sai rose from his chair and walked over to the duo. The displaced chairs and tables made an attempt to approach from the side impossible without doing something that could possibly injury the impaired young male.

Walking around the mess of wood and paper Sai approached from behind, his hand rubbing heated flesh under his shirt as he rotated his hips and rolled his head; showing obvious signs of distress toward the clothing gripping his body with an unnatural feel. Before doing anything more to try and relieve his discomforts Sai leaned forward and grabbed the Uchiha by the back of the shirt and hoasted the other up until the raven haired teen was standing. With gentle ease Sai placed Sasuke in a nearby chair before bending over and offering a helping hand to his blonde teammate.

Naruto took it with a goofy grin, yanking hard on both sides the two managed to get the blonde up off the ground. The force of Naruto propelling himself forward forced Sai to take a few steps back to correct himself, unfortunately for him Sasuke had seen it necessary to stretch his long legs out as his arms covered the table behind him and head lay back. Sai's feet tangled in the mess of legs, trying to continue stepping back in hopes of freeing himself from the long limbs Sai slammed into a table, his lower back rolling down the side until he himself ended up on the other side of the small stand on his stomach.

Belting out in uncontrolled laughter Naruto stumbled forward, somehow managing to miss the still out stretched legs, but not the over turned chair that lay in the middle of the isle. Sasuke's head rolled over just in time for him to watch the blonde land on top of his brunette friend. Rolling his hips forward Sasuke's eyelids fluttered as the fabric from his pants rubbed his swelling erection.

The blonde giggled to himself as he stood on his knees and looked down at the overturned male below him, with gentle hands Naruto gripped Sai's sides and flipped the other over so that he was facing the other. Now face to face Naruto lowered himself down and sat in the others lap as he leaned forward, hands grabbing the bottom of the other males small shirt. Teeth clanked as the mouths meet, earning another giggle from the blonde as he pulled back and wiggled his jaw a bit while rubbing his lips, Sai doing the same.

"My bad." Naruto chuckled to himself before, gently this time, reclaiming Sai's thin pink lips, fingers recurling in the others shirt. As their lips slowly became familiar Naruto's calloused palms pressed against the very well defined abs of the other and slowly trailed up. A soft moan purred into the blonde's mouth, allowing his tongue access to explore inside his friends mouth, as his hands passed the hardening nipples. Allowing for a small break the two pulled apart as Sai's shirt was pulled up and over then flung back to land in Sasuke's face.

While the two continued their passionate exploring, hands teasingly caressing burning flesh, the Uchiha pulled the shirt from his face, moaning. The heat from the shirt passed into his skin and egnighted a fire in his stomach. He pressed the shirt to his neck and slowly pulled down, moaning and gasping as the heat coursed into his body. Again his hips rolled forward as his back arched and head slamming into the table behind him. His free hand roamed down his chest then over his stomach until finally finding itself at the seam of his pants. Fingers dove in greedily as the shirt slowly traveled back up. The Uchiha dying in the bliss of his over lust-filled state.

Naruto's lips traveled down the expanse of neck before finally latching to a particularly sensitive area of flesh. His teeth dug in gently as his hips grinded forward, both full wood erections rubbing together in beautiful friction-filled glory. With experienced fingers Naruto slowly began to unzip his partners pants, when the zipper was as far down as it could go he pulled back, staring into his new lovers eyes with a animalistic grin as his hands slid down the quivering thighs pulling the restrictive clothing down. Once the pants were fully removed Sai groaned his thanks as his hands shot up to grab the head of blonde hair, pulling them back into a heated kiss.

Once more the discarded article of clothing smacked into the self-pleasing Uchiha. Sasuke's eyes rolled to the back of his head as his fingers slid over the tip of his slightly dripping cock then back down to the base before straining against tight clothing to wrap around completely. Slowly the Uchiha began to pump himself, using as much room as he could while still fully clothed.

While their tongues tangled together in a never ending dance Naruto was taking his time to undo his own bottoms and remove the unsightly pants, without ever breaking their lustful kiss. Sai's hands gripped the other's hips until long slender fingers pulled at the indignant article of orange clothing still clingy to the blonde's lower half. Naruto chuckled as he pulled his knees up and allowed for the boxer shorts to be removed completely before returning his lips to Sai's as his own hands worked to help relieve Sai of his much hated last article of clothing.

Sasuke's eyes finally rested as the two off to the side as his hand slowly, painfully slow, continued to pump his restricted erection. He watched as Naruto's exposed ass rose in the air, causing a moan to bellow from the confines of his chest as his hands froze. A pair of black boxers quickly fell into his lap. He freed his working hands from the confines of his pants to slowly work his zipper down, Sai's pants wrapped like a boa around his neck, shirt pressed against his chest. Once his own pants were at mid-thigh the Uchiha pulled his blue and gold boxers down to allow his straining erection time in the spot light.

Grinning Naruto pulled Sai's thighs up till the older teen had his legs wrapped firmly around his waist. With his erection pointed toward Sai's anus the blonde froze before his right hand came up and patted the pockets to his jacket until finally smacking into the object he was searching for. His fingers dove in and pulled out a small bottle of lube, nearly gone from his adventures the other night with a very horny very lazy Shikamaru Nara. A smile grin was won from the brunettes lips as he watched Naruto coat his throbbing erection with a good coating of lube before tossing the bottle aside. Neither one were virgins, both knew the need for stretching wasn't necessary so without farther need for holding off their pleasure the blonde slowly pressed forward. His body trembling slightly as his head made it through completely, the rest sliding forward quickly.

Sasuke's jaw dropped as his roaming hand froze. Need pulsed through his body as he watched Naruto come to a stop, completely pressed into the taller teens ass. Slowly the blonde pulled back out before sliding back in, moans and gasps ringing in the Uchiha's ears. Looking down at the shirt and his lone erection Sasuke scoffed, throwing the belly-shirt on the table beside him and quickly raising from his chair. With pants and undergarments still resting at mid-thigh the young Uchiha made it not so gracefully over to the others.

He stopped when his hands slowly gripped Naruto's bucking thighs. The blonde turned, forcing his lips to part with Sai's and looked up into the deep black eyes behind him, both eyes hazed with lust. Naruto smirked as he pushed back then thrust forward again, Sai's cries of pleasure echoing as a reward. "Bring it teme." Naruto breathed huskily as he thrust forward again, daring the Uchiha to get him as he pushed his ass far into the air, almost completely exiting the brunette before slowly pressing back in.

Sai's moans and raspy panting drove the Uchiha over the edge. He reached down and ripped the bottle of lube from the ground, shaking it violently toward his open palm...nothing came out even after squeezing with all his strength. The thought of spit briefly crossed his mind before being quickly disguarded seeing how his mouth was completely dry. His eyes looked around frantically until stopping on a large bottle that sat in the middle of each upright table, 'I couldn't...could I?'

Just as the thought flickered through his mind Naruto's arm reached back and pulled the Uchiha closer, exactly at the time he was pulling back before thrusting in again, Sasuke's pulsing member rubbed against the tight ass of Naruto's ass before the younger male thrust forward, his body shuddered as a gasp escaped his lips. 'It'll have to do.' Sasuke told himself before reaching over and grabbing the small bottle of soy sauce.

With hurried movements Sasuke dumped a large pool of soy sauce into his hand and coated his throbbing penis throughly. Using his cleaner hand to grip Naruto's thigh he placed the head at Naruto's entrance and paused for a moment. Naruto turned and winked before pulling back, using his arm that was still attached to the Uchiha to pull Sasuke closer and bring their lips together just as Sasuke surged forward.

The blonde froze as Sasuke entered him completely, his own member buried inside Sai as his free hand stayed wrapped around his lovers member. After a moments waiting Sasuke pulled back and thrust in again, soon after Sai's impatience got the best of him, he pulled his hips back and thrust Naruto's cock inside himself.

Naruto's mind was swimming as his eyelids fluttered with disbelief, Sasuke's lips still moving against his own as he stayed turned into his best friends mouth. 'Gods.' Naruto thought as his body finally caught up and his movements became his own. Lips now responding to the Uchiha's advances Naruto pulled out back just as Sasuke thrust in.

As Sasuke pulled out Naruto thrust in, the blonde's hand never neglecting to pump his lovers weeping dick. Turning to stare Sai in the eyes Naruto's arm came forward, unhooking from Sasuke, to grip Sai's wildly bucking hips.

There pace continued slow and steady as their grunts, moans, and gasp became a constant. Sai was the first to feel the coil deep in his lower abdomen to tighten as heat burned unbarebly toward his arching member. When a sudden intensity that nearly caused the male to pass out Sai came full and hard all over his lovers stomach. The ecstasy of his coming caused the walls of his anus to close quickly around the intruding member. Just as Naruto was thrusting back in the sudden clamping of the muscles around his penis caused his nerves to explode in a fury of pleasure, his seed bursting forth to coat the insides of the brunette.

Sai collapsed on the ground as Naruto's back arched into Sasuke. The blonde's eyes rolled in his skull as the young Uchiha pulled back and slammed forward again, his hips rolling gracefully into a new quickened pace; the need to reach the same point of fulfillment as the other two pulsing through his body.

"Naruto!" The Uchiha's voice was shaky and soft as finally he two came. The blonde sighed with relief as the raven haired youth slowly pulled out from inside him allowing he himself to pull out of the one he was intruding. Sasuke stood on his knees staring at his blonde haired lovers back as he slowly pulled his clothing back up to cover his softening member.

Naruto on the other hand took no effort in cover himself or in trying to stand up. Without wasting another second the blonde fell forward and landed softly on the sprawled out brunette. Giggling softly at the sound of wet flesh smacking against wet flesh as the sticky mess covering his shirt speared over his lovers stomach.

Sighing contently as his cheek nuzzled Sai's heaving chest Naruto lazily swatted at the foot that now nudged his leg. "Wake me up in the morning I don't care right now." the blonde groaned as he buried his face in the tantalizing flesh of Sai's rock hard chest.

"Dobe!" The word was low but harsh, urgency lining its tone.

"What the hell could be so god damned...." Naruto trailed off as his upper body rose up from the warm inviting body below. His eyes locked with the one of his old teacher Kakashi. Though a mask covered his features a large smirk could be see lining the elders lips as he stated with a giggle, "Well well dinner and a show."

Naruto's eyes went wide shock as he tried to swallow the quickly raising lump. Eye still dancing with amusement Kakashi looked out past the trio at something beyond, his voice thick and giggly Kakashi called out, "Good show wouldn't you all say? Well worth a few bucks....oh and Sasuke...nice move with the soy sauce.....though you might want to shower soon ^__^"

All three heads snapped to the right, six eyes went wide in horror. Outside the shop, the curtains held open wide by Genma and a smirking Neji stood over two dozen people.

While fangirls squealed and continued snapping their pictures with their no flash cameras or catching it all on tape, a group of males stood off to the side chuckling and murmuring to themselves. Naruto quickly jumped up and pulled his pants on, his whole body an impossible shade of red. His lips fell open briefly before his jaw jammed shut again. Without any words, quite unusual for the boastful youth, Naruto shoot out of the ramen stand making quickly for the safety of his own apartment; a young Uchiha right on his heels, another's pair of pants still wrapped around his neck.

While the crowd watched with cheerful shouts of jubilation Sai slowly stood up from the ground and dusted himself off. He turned and looked at his shirt and boxers, the only clothes left by the Uchiha. With a sigh and a roll of the eyes Sai turned from them and started slowly walking out, making sure to grab his scroll on the way out.

All the laughter stopped as all eyes froze on the young male. Sai sauntered down the street completely nude a nonchalant expression plastered on his face as he turned to the openly gawking member of the crowd.

"So you've never seen a penis before have you dickless?" Sai asked bluntly to a blushing male before turning and striding awkwardly after his fellow team mates.

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*giggles* Well that is my first threesome...I really don't know how horrible it is so go ahead and tell me....took me all of three hours to write....Sorry for all the spelling/grammar and other such mistakes I didn't get it beta'd or anything so yeah...

I don't know whether or not to continue this or not >> I see this as a good stopping point but its really up to you all ^_^

Thanks to:

Crimson Vixen XDDDD I love you to!!! I'm glad I could make you happy by writing a SasukeNarutoSai coupling >> I hope you enjoyed this chapter and if you read it will review again ^_^

sleepy, *giggles* Thanks for bothering to come back and rereview I greatly appreciate it. *chuckles* I don't know if they will or wont get addicted cause I don't know if I will write another chapter 8D *coughs and looks around*...Can I have my cookies now? *puppy eyes*

Jess ^_^ Hiya! *waves like an idiot* Glad you stopped by to read this and I hope you like it >>

Dragon, Thank you so much for liking it ^_^ I try to do my best and I hope you are reading this again and still think it is good!

Kendra HAPPY BIRTHDAY I WROTE THIS WITH YOU IN MIND!!!

katie, Thank you so much for your review and saying that it is set up well that means a lot to mean ^_^ Hope you still enjoyed

Sasu Naru7, *chuckles* Yeah drugs in the ramen XD I couldn't resist writing it...well here is the smexy man sex XD I really hope you enjoyed and would review to tell me what you think.

Kakashizgirl, XDDD Great nasty fun indeed! The pairing Sai Sasu is pretty nice (I haven't read much of it) and I couldn't stop but adding Naruto into the fun XD Hope this really was finger lickin' good *giggles*

j7nx, Thank you very much...I actually updated this because of you >> I know that sounds weird but I was looking around and I saw your name somewhere and clicked on it because I like to read peoples profiles and I'm the moron that read through the list of stories you like and saw two titles that are titles I have and I was all 'Oh well someone has the same titles as me strange.' because I'm under the firm belief that nothing I write is good enough to be mentioned...and then I saw the authors name was mine and my heart nearly jumped out of my chest XDD Thanks SOOOO much for the mention >> Got my lazy ass working *chuckles*

Well everybody tell me what you think please!