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Just My Luck	By : Britters Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1007 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Summary: Sasuke Uchiha, a man born without luck, until he meets his soulmate. But when they break up will Sasuke�s bad luck return or will he realize that maybe Naruto was his luck�

Warnings: Meh, Your average, smexily hot Naruxsasu story so for all you yaoi haters�please go and read something else�.like your mom� PS-Sasuke is really OOC

Chapter Two: Homework

OK have I ever mentioned how much homework fucking sucks? I�m being completely serious too. It�s only the third day of school and already I have homework where I�ve never had homework before. I have homework in gym for fuck sakes. Seriously I don�t know who these teachers are, but when I become suicidal and strap a bomb to myself I will most certainly be taking those bastards down with me. Also has anyone noticed how when they assign homework, not it only is it the size of a mountain, but, they always promise you some sort of class time to do at least two of the one hundred and twenty questions. But those damn bastards take the whole class and then you�re stuck doing it all at home. My solution�Just don�t do it.

Not only am I pissed because of homework but things between me and Naruto are getting awkward�once again only the third day of fucking school. Yet all he talks about is this Gaara guy. I wish he would just introduce us to each other so I could cap his ass. How bad I am to think such things�heh�I�m just that awesome.

Getting Away With Murder�

Remind me to get a new ringtone.

�Hn�

�Oi Sasuke, it�s Neji�

Neji Hyuuga. One of my cousins, yet someone else who I hated. He was the same age as Itachi, and not to mention just as big a bastard. He has two younger sisters, Hinata and Hanabi. Hinata I don�t mind so much cause she�s quiet and keeps to herself, but Hanabi is a spoiled brat. However enough with the family talk and back to Neji.

�Hn�

�God, can you ever show someone respect?�

�Touch�

�What ever, but listen I�m dropping your brother off at your house�

Hold the phone. Neji was dropping Itachi off? But why? What did the goody good Itachi screw up on�and please let it be big.

�Well, turns out his girlfriend dumped him. Not to mention he�s completely pissed drunk. He�s not in the state to drive and I know you won�t come get him, so I�ll save myself an argument and a half and bring him by�

�Don�t expect the door to be unlocked. Just leave him on the porch�

�Sasuke!�

�Fine I�ll unlock the god damn door�But you should still leave him on the porch� I heard him sigh then hang up. Hah, I had won! I walked to my computer and logged on my instant messenger. Sure enough only two people were on, Naruto and Kiba. Kiba�s family and my family had known each other for a long time, in fact Hana and Itachi were� Oh my god, Hana dumped Itachi! Maybe there is a god! I laughed when suddenly I heard a noise signifying that someone was talking to me, Naruto? Most definitely.

You�re Like a Vacuum, cause you suck says: Hey Teme

The Avenger! Says: Hn

You�re Like a Vacuum, cause you suck says: Man, you even say that over the computer, maybe you should get some help babe

The Avenger: Fuck you

You�re Like a Vacuum, cause you suck says: Not now, I�m busy

The Avenger: Hn. So what are you doing?

You�re Like a Vacuum, cause you suck says: Sheep!

The Avenger: Hmm, didn�t know you were into bestiality babe. Maybe we can add that to our list of future things to do while we hungrily ravish each other huh?

You�re Like a Vacuum, cause you suck says:�.

Needless to say our conversation went a little like that. Until I noticed the stack of paper I still hadn�t done that was due in eight hours. I wanted to start but I really couldn�t. Why? Because I heard something crash into the front door. AKA- my pissed drunk brother and my straight as a board cousin. I walked to the door and literally watched every minute of Neji dragging�.I�m serious, dragging my brother to his room. It�s at times like this I wished we owned a video camera.

�There you go, do what you want with him�� Neji left and I smirked. Where should I start�writing loser on his head in permanent marker? Shaving his eyebrows? Ooh I know, castrating him with a rusty nail. I was about to start my evil plan when my mother and father walked in from a party and I sighed walking to my room and laying down in my bed. I hated this house.

I woke up the next morning feeling pretty decent. Until my stupid mother started yelling at me to go wake up the dumbass in the room downstairs. I sighed deciding he could wait as I got ready for school. I through my unfinished homework in my backpack and headed towards the second hell�Itachi�s bedroom.

�Yo, fuck face, mother says to get up!�

�Nwot�gwoing�.toow�shwiool� He mumbled as I sighed.

Wait? Itachi didn�t want to go to school�Itachi didn�t want to go to school? Ita�Nope no matter how many times I said it, it didn�t sound right. I jumped into my jeep and set off.

Okay now here�s where it gets interesting. Not only does it start to downpour�but no my vehicle breaks down. I wait four hours for the tow truck, now it�s freaking noon. I head to school drenched cause I have no vehicle, and Naruto�s mad because I left my cell phone at home so I couldn�t call him. In fact I had to borrow someone�s to call a fucking tow truck. If my bad luck was coming back, I was going to kill someone.

I walked into info processing and sighed, I was in class nothing could go wrong�fuck no. I totally forgot to do my flash assignment, earning me a fat detention with Gai Might. Seriously just looking at the guy makes you want to stick needles in your eyes and then carve them out asking someone to stomp on them.

Gym class was so stupid that words can not describe. We had to do so much running. No sports, no awesome things, just running. Man, my outlook was not so good.

I met Naruto after school and told him I had a detention. He just kissed me and sighed. At least he was talking to me. But the next sentence made me want to snap.

�Don�t worry Gaara will give me a ride home�

�U-h, s-sure� I stuttered. Wait a minute? Stuttered? I Sasuke Uchiha do not stutter. Unless im fucking pissed, like right now. Naruto walked down the hall as I punched the locker. �Fuck� And now my hand is broken�.

A/N: Ok so it�s short�sue me�but don�t really. I�ve been busy with work�and homework�and stupid ass teachers�so cut me some slack�.and review!

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