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One Thing I Hate: COMPUTERS!	By : FoxyS30 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1103 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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We are back with chapter two of "One Thing I Hate: COMPUTERS" We hope you all like this chapter as much as you liked the first. Also, this story will involve Sasuke and Naruto bottoming and topping each other...We are both kind of getting tired of the complete uke/complete seme titles. I (Animehead) honestly prefer that they take turns...As always, thanks for reading!
~Animehead & Sama~
As much as he hated to admit it…Sasuke didn't know everything.
However, there was one thing Sasuke knew for sure; he always got what he wanted…and Uzumaki Naruto was no exception. It would be just a matter of time before the dobe would belong to him. All Sasuke had to do was break pass those annoying barriers. Sasuke brushed a nonexistent wrinkle from his shirt, staring blankly at his screen.
The Bleach formula that he so happened to come across… okay, so he didn't "happen"to come across it. He overheard that idiot dobe talking about it one day to one of his moronic friends. What Sasuke didn't know was that there where tons of Bleach forums. He clicked the link for a Bleach yaoi forum.
And as luck would have it… the dobe was a member of the community.
Not that he cared much for Bleach, in all honesty Sasuke considered it a waste of time. He wiggled his nose in distaste before grabbing his CD player from his shelf and popping in a CD. He shut his eyes as he waited for the first verse of Three Days Grace to come on...
I feel it everyday it's all the same

It brings me down but I'm the one to blame

I've tried everything to get away

So here I go again

Chasing you down again

Why do I do this?

It was easy to discern Naruto. His profile was a dead giveaway. Sasuke had been browsing, with nothing better to do, when he came across the username, sexy_yaoi_FOX. He remembered that stupid conversation that he overheard Naruto having about the forum. It was like something out of the twilight zone as Sasuke's hands moved across the key board before he had the chance to rationally think about what he was doing. He joined the site, wrote little on his own profile before posting his first poll.
Topic title: Ichigo is a LOSER
by: SharinganSOB
3/14/07 11:01pm
Ichigo is a LOSER. The main character should be Uryuu. Why do you morons make him bottom in your pathetic fan arts and fan fictions when it's obvious that Ichigo is the uke bitch? Idiots.
Over and over, over and over

I fall for you

Over and over, over and over

I try not to

It feels like everyday stays the same

It's dragging me down and I can't pull away

So here I go again

Chasing you down again

Why do I do this?

Sasuke knew with pure satisfaction that it would bug the hell out of Naruto. The idiot had typed on his profile how great he thought Ichigo was. What better way to gain his dobe's attention then ridiculing his favorite character? Naruto also had a bunch of other stupid stuff on his profile, like how much he loved ramen, and how beautiful that pink-haired, annoying, bimbo Sakura was, but that stuff was not important. Sasuke smirked, pleased with himself for coming up with this great plan. He was brilliant, just plain brilliant, and like he said in his small profile…
…He was better than anyone.
Sasuke found himself wondering why anyone would be interested in the show anyway. He could careless for the animated series Bleach. It was what happened at lunchtime that was bugging the hell out of him, seeing that freak leaning close to 'his' dobe whispering who knows what to him. The youngest Uchiha member balled his fist and winced slightly, his body protesting from the movement. He had almost forgotten about his brother's visitation; not one of their best moments…and it ended with him covered in a few bruises for his trouble.
Over and over, over and over

I fall for you

Over and over, over and over

I try not to

Over and over, over and over

You make me fall for you

Over and over, over and over

You don't even try
The moment he heard the small "clink" of a new message he forgot about his injuries and looked at what was posted in response to his comment. Well, well, well...A slight smirk was crossed the pale boys face as he read over the contents after clicking on the new message.
Reply to: Ichigo is a LOSER
by: sexy_yaoi_FOX
3/15/07 3:18pm
YOU'RE THE UKE BITCH! BASTARD!!!
So many thoughts that I can't get out of my head

I try to live without you, every time I do I feel dead

I know what's best for me

But I want you instead

I'll keep on wasting all my time
That same satisfaction came back in waves as Sasuke read the reply…and like the bastard he was, he sent a response back.
Reply to: Ichigo is a LOSER
by: SharinganSOB
3/15/07 3:20pm
Is that an offer?
Sasuke clicked the submit button, grinning seconds later when he got another reply from the blond haired Ichigo lover.
Reply to: Ichigo is a LOSER
by: sexy_yaoi_FOX
3/15/07 3:24pm
Ha! You wish it were an offer, you sick, twisted, psycho!!!
Sasuke snickered, and then licked his lips with nothing but the purest intent of mayhem. Twisted? He would show him twisted! Let's see how the dobe responds to this…
Reply to: Ichigo is a LOSER
by: SharinganSOB
3/15/07 3:27pm
Twisted? I'd like to run my tongue up that hot piece of meat you have stuffed in those pants…and then maybe…just maybe, I'll suck you off. All you have to do is beg me nicely…, sweet cheeks. If you call that twisted…then I guess I am.
Sasuke added the sweet cheeks for insult, normally he would NEVER think to say, or in this case type, something like that. He listened to the last lyric's fade away as he prepared to click the log off button when he saw a new response from the dobe. With a smirk he clicked on it ready to read whatever the idiot had to say.
Reply to: Ichigo is a LOSER
by: sexy_yaoi_FOX
3/15/07 3:31pm
You're a real pervert aren't you?!!!! You know what, bastard?! I'd never let you suck me off!!!
Besides…YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO FIT IT ALL IN YOUR MOUTH AND YOU'D CHOKE!!!
And I really…HATE…the sound… of someone…gagging on my cock…
Sasuke stared dumbly at the screen. Damn. He didn't know the dobe had it in him. That damned dobe shocked the hell out of him. He wondered what else he could get him to type.
Reply to: Ichigo is a LOSER
by: SharinganSOB
3/15/07 3:34pm
Is that so? I could judge that myself...if you sent me a picture of it.
As much as he wanted to see the response from the blond; Sasuke knew he had to get started on his homework. He reminded himself to check back later to see what the idiot would type. What would the dobe have to say to that?
Placing the CD player back into its place, he shuffled out from his one bedroom apartment to the kitchen. Yes, Sasuke Uchiha lived alone.
But, that didn't matter, for now he felt content knowing he was doing what he did best…
…and that was…
…making Naruto's life…
… a living hell.
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