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- 1-All in his head
- 2-It's not so bad.
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You know,
I was supposed to update this in a week or at least four days. But then I saw
all your reviews and I was like f*** homework and term papers! I actually have
people who care about what I write
and how fast I do it! My teachers don�t give a crap! What I�m saying is thank
you all and I wish I could reply to all of you but theirs just too many,
specially on AFF.

I have
been mashing myself with a rusty pipe for the past 48 hours because apparently
I forgot to put the dedication on the first chapter. That�s important because
this story isn�t actually my idea, it was handed to me by my dear, dear friend terranigma11 who simply has too much on
her plate to even THINK about writing another story. So all love goes to her.
But other than that, this story is all MINE! MWAHAHA!!
Well, except for the characters and the Naruto Universe, which
is K. Masashi�s. Wait a minute�if my friend owns the concept, and
Masashi-san owns the characters and the setting, what exactly do I have?

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All in his head

Chapter Two: It�s not
so bad.

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If Naruto-centric

Naruto�s thoughts
�Kyuubi�s
thoughts�
Sasuke�s thoughts
�Normal Dialogue�

�I think your pink haired friend is
behind this.�

Why do you say that?

Kyuubi had
come out and revealed the accusation after walking for quite a while. They had went through glades and crossed planks over streams and now
they were back on the well preserved dirt road to the wave country. Naruto
cursed when he stepped on a puddle.

�Don�t you think she�s being a little
suspicious?�

Naruto
glanced at Sakura to the left who was chatting animatedly with Tazuna, who seemed weary. He noticed that she hadn�t spoken
to Sasuke since the day before.

I really don�t see why Sakura-chan
would do this. He
folded his arms behind his head and pouted. Besides,
Sakura-chan�s gonna be my wife someday when I become
Hokage! That caused him to grin.

�Keep telling yourself that brat.
She wouldn�t touch you if you threatened to give out pictures of her natural
hair color. She�s a bitch and you know it.�

Naruto
scowled outwardly. Would you stop using
that word already?! Why does everyone in my head have a potty mouth?!

Fuck. These sandals are a bitch! I
would have been better off if I wore fucking clogs. Why would there still be
puddles in the middle of noon anyway?

See?! See?! I have a feeling this
was just you changing your voice cause I swear you two have like the same
vocabulary!

�Its Friday the thirteenth brat,
not April fools. And besides, there�s an awful lot of room in this hollow skull
of yours for me, him, and your sensei�s porn collection.�

Oh shut up. And Kakashi only has
one book I think. It�s the only one he ever carries.

�True, true. But anyway, even your secret admirer thinks there�s something odd
about that konoichi today.�

�he�s not my secret admirer.

God I wish I could just tie Naruto
up to that tree over there and fuck his brains out.

...you bastard! That was you!

�Hehe�sorry,
just couldn�t help it.� The fox laughed for a while longer before Naruto spoke,
mentally.

Um�fox? What is this �fuck� you
bastards keep saying? I know it�s a bad word and all but what does it actually mean?

��

�

��

Kyuubi?

��you�ll know when you�re older,� Was the simple answer.

Hey! That�s not fair! What�s the
big deal?!

Suddenly
an image of a hotdog lodged in a mayonnaise jar filled the confines of his
mind.

What�the hell�is that? His mind demanded. The fox was
making him hungry.

�Sorry, forgot to add one important
detail.� At that
instant a hand came into the picture and held the tip of the hotdog, thrusting
it up and down into the mayo jar. �That,
my boy, is fucking.� The fox was definitely grinning, teeth bared.

What?! That�s not fucking! That�s food! You�re making me
hungry on purpose stupid furball!

Naruto�

�What?!�
The blond had spun around to face a stunned Uchiha. The others had also stopped
what they were doing in response to the sudden outburst.

�What?�
Sasuke demanded in shock. What did he do?

�You said
my name, so what did you want?� He insisted.

�No I
didn�t!� What the hell is wrong with
you?

Naruto
paled after hearing both Sasuke�s words and his thoughts. My bad�

�Sasuke-kun
didn�t say anything Naruto! We were all being quiet until you just flipped
out!� Sakura had her hands to her hips and glared indignantly at the
embarrassed blond. Tazuna nodded along briskly.

�Is
something wrong Naruto?� Kakashi approached him still holding his book, but
with an eye locked on him.

Naruto
looked nervously between the faces around him. From Sasuke�s
cocked eyebrow, to Sakura�s irritated expression, to Kakashi�s mild curiosity.

�Oh it�s
nothing! Nothing! I just thought I heard someone call my name and since
Sasuke-teme was the closest one, I just assumed it was him! Sorry!� He
sweatdropped and waved his hands in front of him in his defense.

Kakashi
cupped his chin with a faraway look. �Hearing voices eh? That is never a good
sign for a ninja. There could be genjutsu about;
we�ll just have to be more cautious.�

Sakura
rolled her eyes and proceeded ahead. Naruto was just being a bother as usual.

Naruto
tensed when the Jounin lowered himself, clothed lip to his ear. �Are sure
you�re alright? You�ve been acting strange all day. It�s not like you to act so
subdued.�
�
He not kissing Naruto...He is not
kissing Naruto�He better NOT be kissing Naruto!

He could
just feel the murderous aura behind
him, and he had a feeling Kakashi did too. He quickly separated his ear from the
man�s face. �I already told you sensei! I didn�t get any sleep,
I�m different when I don�t sleep! And also when I don�t get
ramen. Did you know that?! I didn�t even have time to eat ramen for
breakfast this morning.� He blurted out hurriedly and scratched the back of his
head, clearly flustered.

Kakashi�s
one little eye grew before it bent down to a happy grin. He stood straight and
sighed. �Whatever you say Naruto�kun.� He did that
creepy wink thing again and calmly went after Sakura and Tazuna.
�Walk faster you two so we can find someplace to camp. We don�t want Naruto-kun
dying of ramen deprivation.�

That fucking son-of-a-bitch doing
it on purpose I�ll fucking kill him fuck fuck fuck FUCK!!

Though his
mind screamed bloody murder, his face was as blank as Naruto�s mind used to be.
�Move it dobe.� He said as he pushed a rigid Naruto forward.

�Dammit
don�t touch me teme!� he screamed irritably and walked on his own, mumbling
curses.

�Smooth move brat. You�re gonna have to learn to distinguish the voices in your mind
from the voices outside. Which reminds me of something interesting, why don�t
you just tell our stoic faced friend
that you can hear his every mental utterance?�

What?! Are you kidding me?! He�s
gonna hate me and think I�m a freak! I don�t need any more of that in my life�

�So you�ve already acknowledged
that he has a thing for you?�

What? No! No way! I understand that
he likes me but�I don�t know. He has no reason to like me more than that�

�So would you be happy if he did?�

�I don�t know. I guess�

Naruto
sighed sadly and looked at Sakura a few meters ahead of him. I don�t get it. I�m supposed to have a crush
on Sakura-chan!

�Oh please. Don�t start that
again.�

I�m serious dammit! I know I still
like her!

�Fine, do whatever you want. But if
you start fucking her I�m picking the ugly genes. I�m a holy demon with an
unholy amount of chakra. I can do that.�

Naruto
bobbed his head in confusion. Fucking? He
shook his head zealously and proceeded to Sakura�s side.

Oh great. There he goes. Why
doesn�t he just commit suicide or play an accordion. It hurts less.

Naruto
winced without fully understanding what Sasuke was thinking about. He regarded
him briefly; his face was as hard to figure out as usual.

�Oi Sakura-chan!� he bellowed as if Sakura was in another
country and not right beside him. �You know, later, when we rest for camp and I
get to eat some ramen, I wanna show you this new
juts-�

Just look at him. Slobbering all over her like some mangy mutt. I guess it
makes sense, her being a bitch and all. Why can�t he just give it up?

The
blonde�s eyes twitched involuntarily, lips shaking. He just wanted to go over
there and clobber the Uchiha, though that would only make him look even crazier,
and Kakashi might send him back to Konoha.

Sakura�s
eyes drifted to him finally. �Naruto? You were saying
something?� Seriously, couldn�t he just stop wasting her time and ask her out
already so she could reject him brutally?

It took
time before Naruto could process it. He was too busy trying to send his thoughts over to Sasuke. A virtual
beating was better than nothing. �Oh�uh�what was I saying? Yeah, um, right.
There�s this new jutsu I learned, it�s called the kage bunshin and it�s really cool
and hard to do cause-�

Crash and burn Naruto, crash and
burn. If you were talking to me I�d never treat you that way. Well�then again,
I do, but never on purpose. Can�t you see she obviously hates you? I mean she
made it pretty clear she wants only me. Stupid dobe.

Naruto was
gritting his teeth at that point, he looked over his
shoulder at Sasuke who calmly raised an eyebrow in question, hands in his
pocket and smug as a rug. He sighed loudly and decided that it wasn�t worth it.
But not because Sasuke said so! �Um�never mind Sakura-chan�forget I said anything��
He slowly moved away before sending a hateful glare at Sasuke and looking back
at the road.

Sasuke was
beyond confused. What the hell did I do
NOW? Seriously there�s some serious shit going on with that baka and he�s
making it seem like it�s my fault! How can it be my fault when I don�t know
what the fuck�s going on?!

The raven
narrowed his eyes and sped up to behind Naruto. �Oi dobe.�

Oh I�m not falling for that again!
He can think my name as much as he wants; I�m not embarrassing myself again!

�Naruto.�

Nope. Not listening. Just keep
saying my name teme.

�Oi Naruto!�

Did he actually hear that? Maybe he
can read my mind too�OH SHIT!

The blond
snapped back to reality when a smack to his shoulder ended his contemplation. �Ow! What the hell is wrong with you teme?!� He rubbed at
his shoulder and glared fiery daggers at the black haired boy.

�Me?!
What the hell is wrong with you?! I�ve
been trying to get your attention for almost two minutes now! If you�ve got a
problem with me just say it Naruto! But don�t ignore me!�

Naruto
paled with a tint of a blush. He didn�t need to read his mind to know that
Sasuke was obviously upset. Hurt even.

I just wanna know what�s wrong with
you dobe�do you really hate me that much?

Naruto
could feel the guilt threading in his heart and bowed his head. Sasuke just
stood there, staring at him. The other members of their group just went on
ahead, thinking it was another one of their little quarrels.

You knew he was talking to me
didn�t you? Naruto
growled within his head.

�I swear, I heard nothing. I was busying myself with ignoring that pitiful performance you had
with the konoichi. So, so pitiful.

I so hate you right now.

Naruto
lifted his head and met eyes with Sasuke, who seemed concerned as well as hurt.
�I�m sorry teme, I don�t hate you�just�leave me alone right now okay?�

Sasuke was
stunned, how did Naruto know what he was thinking? Before he could do anything
about it Naruto had already ran on ahead at a brisk pace.

Dammit dobe�why do you keep hiding
from me? I don�t like it when you�re acting like this. I don�t want you acting
like me�I know there�s definitely something wrong with you and I intend to find
out what!

With that
thought, Naruto increased speed, going past Kakashi who looked on warily.

God, you look so hot when you run. Your ass squeezing together like that. Fuck!

Shut up you damn furball! This isn�t the time for your stupid jokes!

�That wasn�t me��

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Another
hour passed and Kakashi refused to stop for lunch until they would arrive at
the river which they would have to cross to get to the Country of the Wave.
Naruto was even quieter than before which set his mind ablaze of questions from
Sasuke, who gave up in trying to get answers from him though his mind refused
to rest.

Naruto was
frustrated and tired. Frustrated of Sasuke�s blaring thoughts and tired for he
really didn�t get that much sleep, thanks to, you guessed it. He was also
irritated that he kept stepping on puddles; water seeped up his orange jumpsuit
making it seriously uncomfortable. What the hell was up with all the puddles?

�Just talk to him brat. Ease his
mind as well as yours. So I can get
some sleep!�

I can�t do that. I�m sore enough as
it is just hearing what he thinks. Conversation would be very�awkward. I mean,
what if he says something and his mind says something else? How am I supposed
to carry that on?

Kyuubi sighed a beastly sigh. �Whatever
kid. So you know, your conscience is screaming right now. Your making him think that it�s his fault you�re acting this way.�

��well, it sort of is his fault�

�Now, we both know that�s not how
you feel.�

Wait�what�s that
feeling? I sense something�

Naruto
stopped in his tracks. Finally! A thought that wasn�t about
him. But that wasn�t it�

�So you
sense it too eh Naruto?� Kakashi also stopped beside him, looking into the
surroundings.

�What�s
going on sensei?� Sakura asked a bit fearfully. Tazuna
stood next to her cautiously.

Seemingly
out of nowhere, two dark figures sprang up behind them, connected by a painful
looking chain. Swiftly, the duo wrapped their link around an unprepared Kakashi
and literally tore him into pieces like a metal boa constrictor.

�Kakashi-sensei!�

Sakura
screamed in horror but instinctively took her position in front of Tazuna, protecting him.�

Naruto
stood frozen, unable to move. Oh my
God�what just happened?

Before
Kyuubi could even reply a tall shadow went over the blonde�s head, the
attackers posed behind him, grins hidden by their gas masks.

Sasuke
narrowed his eyes empathically, though his face exuded calm, his mind was a
cacophonous contradiction. Shit! Fuck! I
KNEW there was something about the puddles! Fuck! What the hell do I do?! I
didn�t actually MEAN for the bastard to die! Fuck! I must protect the client at
all costs! But most of all�I must protect Naruto!

At the
back of his mind, Naruto was yelling at Sasuke for even thinking about prioritizing at that situation, but the rest of him
didn�t have much to say. He was stricken with fear and his eyes bugged out in
terror. He was rooted to the spot and Sasuke�s voice filled his skull more than
his own, he was paralyzed. What kind of Ninja was he?!

He could
only watch, frozen as the chains spread to wrap around his body and initiate
his quick demise.

�Naruto!�

Sasuke leapt
into the air, hurling a shuriken at the deadly link that was just above
Naruto�s head. The figures gasped behind their masks as the chain that
connected them locked to a tree. While still in the air, Sasuke threw a kunai
further trapping what had almost killed Naruto.

Even then,
Naruto couldn�t move. Couldn�t hear Sasuke�s frantic thoughts
or Kyuubi�s. The dark ninjas, aware what was a
lost cause, broke from their chain as one rushed to Sasuke just as he landed on
the ground. The raven was able to parry the first few strikes with his kunai
but winced when his enemy managed to slash his hand with his talons.

The other
sprinted to Sakura, taking advantage of Naruto�s immobility and Sasuke�s
diversion. He aimed a claw at Sakura, who merely held a kunai in front of her
breast, not knowing what else to do. Tazuna stood
behind her, shocked.

�Stay
back!� Sakura screamed.

That got
Sasuke�s attention and he looked over at Naruto, who didn�t seem to be
breathing.

What the hell is wrong with you
dobe?! He seemed
to be asking himself that a lot lately. Dammit
do something! Cursing lowly, Sasuke evaded another skin-tearing swipe and
zoomed in front of Sakura, bracing himself. Hope your happy Naruto�

The blond
in question felt like he was drowning, everything moving in slow motion. Tears
were threatening to fall from his eyes as realizations and Sasuke�s thoughts
hit him hard.

What the hell am I doing here�I
can�t do anything�

�He was just worried about you you know.�

I know that�and I was being as much
of an ass to him this morning as I am now. I�m useless�I�I know I�m not like
this! I�m not a coward! I�m not afraid of what he thinks and I�m not afraid of
ninjas either! I�m strong�that�s what I�ve always told myself.

�He knows that too.�

Please Naruto�

Something
inside of him came back to life after hearing those words. A part of him that
had temporarily died when he thought he had lost someone important just because
he knew what they really thought. But now, somebody needed him.

Somebody who obviously cared about him.

With a
boost from the fox�s chakra, Naruto sped from his spot with impossible speed.
He gripped a kunai and diverted the oncoming claw with enough force to break
his arm, saving Sasuke from a painful maiming.

The other
ninja however, had no one to stop him from stabbing Naruto in the back but was
surprisingly kept from doing so�

By
Kakashi! Who had him in a headlock! The very much alive Jounin materialized in
front of the one that Naruto knocked down and held him in the same way.

Naruto was
panting, he wasn�t used to using the Kyuubi�s chakra. Sakura stared in wonder and relief at
their sensei. �Kakashi sensei! You�re alive!�

�Show
off.� Sasuke muttered, wincing as he held his bleeding hand.

�Sorry
about that kids, I just had to make sure who they were
after.� His grip on their necks tightened. One eye glared accusingly at Tazuna. �Someone has some explaining to do.�

The old
man released the breath he had kept since the assassins appeared, feeling
guilty.

�Sasuke,
you might want to get that hand looked at, it looks pretty bad.� The Jounin
said over his shoulder as he tied the now unconscious ninjas to a tree.

Sakura
cupped her mouth with a gasp upon seeing Sasuke�s wound. �Sasuke-kun!
It looks like it�s poisoned! It won�t stop bleeding!�

The raven
winced at Sakura�s voice. �It�s nothing.� Sasuke stated with a bored tone.

Dammit fuck! It hurts like shit!
Fuck! God why the hell does it hurt so much! It feels like my hand is getting
burned off!

Naruto
observed Sasuke�s blank expression though he was obviously in pain, he was one to keep things bottled. Naruto sighed and
took Sasuke�s bleeding hand into his own.

�W-what
the hell are you doing?�

�Shut up
teme. I can heal it.� he whispered softly. �Trust me.� I�ll make it up to you�

Kakashi
approached the two. �Naruto, are you sure-�

�Yes
sensei. I can do it.� Naruto looked deeply into Kakashi�s stunned eye. Blue
eyes were pleading with the Jounin to trust him and not ask how. Kakashi
understood. He knew of the blonde�s secret.

�What�s
going on?� Sakura asked, disconcerted with the way
Naruto was holding Sasuke�s hand.

Kakashi
didn�t answer and gripped the blonde�s shoulder, smiling warmly behind his
mask. �You all did wonderfully today, though Naruto surprised me the most. He
was obviously afraid, though he got past all that to save his team and our
client. That�s a true shinobi�

Naruto
chuckled, embarrassed. �Stop it sensei! What do you expect from Konoha�s most surprising ninja?�

Tazuna
scoffed and smirked amusedly. �I was surprised all right. I thought we were all
gonna die when Hokage boy here stood there, pissing his pants.� The man laughed
heartily, holding a jug of sake.

Naruto
reddened considerably. �Shut the hell up you old fart! I just stepped on a lot
of puddles! Not like you did any better!�

Kakashi
couldn�t help but grin. THAT was the
Naruto he knew.

Sasuke
stared at his hand in astonishment as it was covered by Naruto�s. Vapor was
rising from the cuts and could feel the pain leaving him quickly. What was
going on? How was Naruto doing that?

When he
looked up he was rewarded with the most beautiful via Naruto. His blue eyes
were shining with the light he hadn�t seen all day, back full force. He found
himself drowning in them.

Naruto
sighed inwardly, happy at making Sasuke smile. You know, this whole knowing what he thinks thing. It�s not so bad.

�Finally getting used to the idea
eh?�

I guess�it has it�s upsides I
admit.

His face
fell however when images started floating around his skull. Sasuke was still
looking at him as if he was infatuated.

Never mind! Never mind! I take it
back! I take it all back! This is
just too damn weird!

Kyuubi
couldn�t answer, as his cage was flooded with little imaginary hearts. Sasuke
and Naruto�s names were inscribed on each one.

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Hope you
loved it, and I will be back really soon, hopefully. Please tell me what you
think, for I will never assume that this chapter is any good unless you say so.

Zabuza
and Haku await us in the next episode of All in his head. Later!

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