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When Mr. Romeo Became Emo	By : strawberryiscream Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 885 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-Oh, What a tragedy!
- 2-Lips As Sweet As Poison
- 1
- 2
�When
Mr. Romeo Became Emo�
Chapter
2: Lips As Sweet As Poison
Disclaimer:
I don't own any of the characters who are currently acting out this
story.
Recap:
�Damn
Kyuubi!� Naruto seethed. �Why did she have to go all Xena,
warrior princess on me!� He growled and quickened his pace, not
really minding his surroundings�that was, until he found
himself sprawled flat on top of somebody.
Naruto�s
eyes widened in shock as he snapped out of his earlier musings. �What
the hell!� he thought incredulously as he felt something soft and
moist underneath his lips.
Eyes
widened a fraction more and most definitely were threatening to pop
out of its sockets as realization hit him�
He�just
kissed a guy.
He
immediately scrambled up to his feet and well, did the manliest thing
he could ever think of.
Uzumaki
Naruto screamed.
*******
To
say that Uchiha Sasuke was pissed off would be the understatement of
the year. He was furious�hell, he was beyond furious even! Why, you
might ask, is the great; handsome; sexy; clever; little brooding
bishie of ours in such a bad mood worse than any of his other moods?
Well, it�s simple really. Actually, it starts off with something
like this�
Uchiha
Sasuke just came out from the restroom, minding his own business,
(thank you very much) when he got held up by two women who decided to
block his path and hit on him.
�Hey,
there stranger�� the taller, and most definitely the older of the
two, drawled out. She had midnight black hair and too much make-up
on, matched with a red slinky outfit.
Sasuke
then decided to ignore them and started to walk off. Unfortunately,
for him though the younger of the two (this one had dyed purple
hair, mind you.), thought it was �cute� to further annoy
him by grabbing his right arm and shoving her really big breasts onto
his face.
�Where
are you going off in such a hurry handsome? We weren�t done with
you.� She purred.
Sasuke
stared at them disinterestedly. �Hn. I don�t have time to play
with you.�
�Oh,
come on! We know you want to.� The raven haired girl insisted.
Sasuke
rolled his eyes heavenward. �Hardly. Now if you would excuse me��
he brushed off the purple-haired girl�s hand off his arm and
side-stepped the two. �I must go��
And
with that he left two, disappointed girls behind him.
�
Well?
�
So
you think Sasuke�s streak of bad luck ended here didn�t you?
�
�
DING!
�
�
DONG!
�
Wrong.
Yes,
he did manage to escape the clutches of the slutsome duo but as this
story progresses you will know what happened to complete this valiant
hero�s wonderful day�
�
And
now the real story begins.
***********
He
was lying down�
Blink.
Blink.
Blink.
He
was lying down�with somebody on top of him.
Another
blink.
He
was lying on his back, with somebody on top that was apparently
kissing him!
Wheels
started turning�contemplating.
What
the!
He
looked up to see blue eyes staring down at him in a surprised manner.
He
frowned. This is not good.
The
boy scrambled up quickly, sputtering some things he couldn�t
understand and wouldn�t want to understand, then to surprise him
further, did something he would never consider doing�
The
boy screamed.
And
not just any scream either, it had to be had to be the girliest
scream ever�
He
winced.
It
was very loud too.
He
growled.
The
other mistook it for a purr and began to ramble on non-stop.
This
time he could hear the word �pervert� in each of the boy�s
sentences. Alright! That was a foul!
�Would
you shut up?� Sasuke snapped, eardrums still ringing from the sheer
volume of the boy�s screams.
�Why
would I!� the boy replied angrily. �YOU just
molested me you pervert!�
Sasuke
scowled. �As I distinctly remember, it was you
doing the molesting. Besides, I would never ever consider molesting
somebody like you!� he spat out.
�What
do you mean by somebody like me! You bastard�I�ll-�
�You�ll
what? Sue me?� Sasuke interrupted with a smirk. �I�d like to
see you do that, dobe.�
�Don�t
call me dobe, teme!� the boy exclaimed.
�I
won�t call you dobe if you look where you�re going next time.�
Sasuke rolled his eyes before adding, �Dobe.�
�I
so did look to where I was going! And stop calling me dobe, teme!�
�Oh
really?� Sasuke looked amused. �Well, then would you like to
explain why you tripped and fell on me?�
�I�I-I
was thinking about something, damn it!� the boy cursed, looking
flustered.
�As
I said, watch where you�re going�� Sasuke smirked.
With
that, he turned to leave the furious boy behind him, one thought
fleeting in his mind�
He
definitely was always attracted to blondes�
**********
What
a bastard! Naruto fumed as he attached the pink wig upon his
head. Who did he think he was anyway!
He
stomped his way to the cabinet. He wasn�t even cute in the first
place!
He
paused.
Nah�He
definitely was not cute!
He
shook his head.
Nope.
He wasn�t.
�What�s
bugging you?� Kyuubi asked amusedly. She was watching the boy talk
to himself for quite some time now.
�Huh?�
came the �oh-so-smart� reply.
Kyuubi
rolled her eyes. �What�s happening with you?�
Naruto
sobered and went silent for a moment.
�Well?�
Kyuubi pressed on, raising an eyebrow.
�Aaaargh!
He was so not cute!� he slammed his fist to his other
hand.
�You
are so in denial.� Kyuubi smiled smugly. �Whoever he is must be
damn cute to make you fall for him immediately.� She then went over
to Naruto to put some make-up on him.
�Why
thank you for that nice observation, Kyuubi.� Naruto said
sarcastically. �And for your information, he�s an arrogant
bastard.�
�Your
welcome, kiddo.� Kyuubi smirked. �And haven�t you said
something along those lines when you�ve met Sai?� she smiled
knowingly.
�Oh,
shut up Kyuubi!� Naruto grumbled dejectedly.
Kyuubi
sighed wistfully. �Don�t we all love to be swept off our feet by
handsome, arrogant princes?�
�KYUUBI!�
Yare,
yare� Kyuubi smiled smugly. Is this the start of a new
romance?
�
She
scoffed.
Whoever
you are Mr. Romeo�I wish you the best of luck. This Juliet of yours
is a tough one!
********
Sasuke
sneezed.
�Well
what do we have here, the Uchiha catching a cold? That�s unusual.�
Zabuzza remarked jokingly.
�Hn.�
Sasuke gave a half-hearted glare, silently blaming his sneezing fit
on the blonde boy he met earlier.
Why?
He didn�t know. He just had a feeling.
�Sasuke-kun,
are you alright? Do you want me to take care of you?� Ino asked
concernedly.
�I�m
fine. It�s nothing.� Sasuke replied curtly.
�It�s
a waste you didn�t meet Haku�s friend. He�s a really nice guy
you know, bought Haku a large cake and all.� Neji commented.
Sasuke
shrugged indifferently. �I can still meet him later. He�s coming
back, isn�t he?�
Neji
took a drink. �Maybe. He seems like a really busy guy, kind of like
you.�
�Nuh-uh!�
Ino said defensively. �Sasuke-kun is way more handsome.�
Neji
chuckled. �Yeah, and way too frigid. I bet he�d scare Uzumaki-kun
in one glance.�
�I�d
second that notion.� Zabuzza piped in. �Besides, that boy�s way
too loud to get along with the ice prince here.�
�Why
don�t the two of you stop ganging up on Sasuke-kun? I�m sure
they�d get along well.� Haku reprimanded.
�Don�t
you count on it too much, Haku.� Zabuzza said laughingly.
Haku
glared. �Ha ha-bloody-ha.�
�Aw,
come on Haku! It was just a joke!� Zabuzza whined. He turned to
Neji. �Right, Neji?�
Neji
looked at the two amusedly. �You�re on your own there, buddy. You
better just apologize.�
Sasuke
smirked. �You were saying, Zabuzza?�
�Oh,
screw off Uchiha.� Zabuzza replied.
Sasuke
ignored him. �Whatever.�
�Oh
my gosh!� Ino suddenly exclaimed. �Isn�t that forehead girl?�
The
group turned to where she was looking.
�Who?�
Haku asked Zabuzza confusedly, momentarily forgetting that he was
�mad� at him.
�Haruno
Sakura. Ino�s best friend.� Zabuzza explained.
�It�s
more of an ex-best friend really.� Ino interjected as she twirled a
strand of her hair around her finger and took a sip from her drink.
She then tapped her chin in a thoughtful manner. �I wonder what
she�s doing here though.�
�Oh,
no more cat fights I presume?� Neji teased and got pinched in the
arm in return.
�It�s
already over between Sasuke and me. She can have him.� Ino said
nonchalantly.
Sasuke
scowled. �And what if I don�t like her?�
Ino
smiled jokingly. �Then you can dump her.�
�That�s
not a really nice thing to say, Ino-chan.� Haku frowned.
Ino
smiled at Haku and draped an arm upon his shoulders. �I was
kidding, dearie.� She pouted. �You�re such a worrywart.�
�Alright,
then!� she grinned. �For tonight, let�s have some fun! I
propose a game of spin the bottle!� she held an empty bottle on her
right hand.
�Shouldn�t
we wait for Naruto first?� Haku suggested.
�Haku-chan
the first game is for us only.� She waved her hand dismissively.
�We can have him in the next round!� she gave him her brightest
smile.
�Okay.�
Haku agreed happily.
�Guys,
let me remind you that this is no ordinary game of spin the bottle.�
Ino said seriously.
Neji
raised an eyebrow. �How come?�
Ino
grinned. �Because I changed it to make it even more fun!� she
then proceeded to explain the rules. �Well first of all, you do
know that when the bottle chooses you, you have to choose whether
you�d answer our question truthfully or do something we dare you to
do. This time however, you won�t choose from truth or dare.� She
then paused dramatically.
�Go
on.� Neji replied, looking interested in the idea.
�When
the bottle stops and points at you, its either you do a dare or��
she smiled smugly. �Participate in a bet.�
Sasuke
scoffed. �Isn�t that one and the same?�
�Tsk,
Tsk, Tsk. That�s where you�re wrong Sasuke-kun.� Ino�s eyes
held some mischief. �A bet is more devious than a dare and it�s
more challenging than the other. Besides, there�re prizes after
you�ve won the bet.� She explained.
�What
kind of prizes?� Zabuzza asked.
�Money,
bragging rights�whatever you bet on.� Ino shrugged.
�I�m
sure there�s a downside to this.� Haku looked at Ino expectantly.
�Depends.�
Ino replied casually.
�Depends
on what?� Haku asked.
�Depends
on what kind of bet, you got your ass into.� She smiled knowingly.
�So
basically, it�s a lot harder than the dare.� Neji nodded his head
sagely.
Ino
flipped her hair. �Of course! What do you expect?�
Neji
sighed. �I wish Gaara was here.�
�I
doubt he�d play.� Sasuke took a sip from his beer.
�It�s
his favorite game.� Neji pointed out.
�Surprising.�
Sasuke remarked.
�Don�t
be sad, honey. We can have a stand-in.� Ino chirped cheerfully.
�And
who might you suggest would be willing to fill in for him?� Neji
asked curiously.
�Sakura-chan!�
Ino called out.
�Won�t
this be an interesting game indeed?� Neji muttered.
Sasuke
scowled. �I don�t like that simpering female.�
�Be
nice, Romeo.� Neji smirked.
Sasuke
gave him the famous �glare-o-death�.
Let
the games�begin.
***********
Shit!
She saw me! Naruto cursed as he tried to take off in another
direction.
�Sakura-chan!
Can I talk to you for a minute?� Ino called out as she went after
the pink-haired woman.
What
does she want now! Naruto growled.
�Sakura-chan,
wait!� the blonde girl was quickly closing in on Naruto.
Damn
kimono! Why must I have to wear you in a situation like this! He
looked around for any signs of Kyuubi. Where is that blasted fox
when you need her!
�Got
you! Sakura-chan! Whew! You can really walk fast in that kimono,
girl.� Ino smiled at Naruto-er, Sakura.
Naruto
tried to think of a new plan. �I�m sorry you must have mistaken
me for someone else.� Naruto replied politely. �My name is not
Sakura.� He gave her a reserved smile.
Just
then, an old perverted man decided to drop in and ruin Naruto�s
plan.
�You�re
doing a great job��Sakura-chan�!� Jiraiya grinned and winked
and gave his son a thumbs-up sign.
Ino
smiled knowingly. �You were saying?� she then took Naruto�s
hand and held it in her own. �Look, are you still angry about the
whole Sasuke thingie? I mean it�s over between us and I really am
sorry about all those psycho stuff I did to you. You know how I am
when I get all possessive.� She apologized.
Naruto
didn�t fall for it. Not one bit.
�
No
he didn�t. He was so sure she was faking it.
�
�What
did you want to talk to me about?� Naruto asked resignedly.
He
was such a sucker for falling for the old �puppy dog eyes� trick.
She
smiled happily. �You see, we�re playing a game��
Naruto
obediently listened to every word she was saying and�
�So
you want me to be a stand-in for your friend�s boyfriend.� Naruto
gave her a weird look.
�Yes!�
Ino replied enthusiastically.
�Then
you would have a problem.� Naruto replied.
�Eh?�
Ino asked confusedly. �How come?�
�I�ll
pretend to be your friend�s boyfriend, right?�
Ino
nodded slowly, still not getting the sudden change of course in the
conversation.
�What
if I decide to do a bet, and yet he wanted to do a dare, or vice
versa?� Naruto pointed out.
�Hmm�oh
yeah! You really are smart forehead girl!� Ino exclaimed.
�Excuse
me?� Naruto�s veins started popping at the nickname Ino had given
for his sister. So what if her forehead�s a little larger than
normal! At least, she has more brains than you!
Ino
noticed her slip of tongue and quickly tried to amend for her
mistake. �Not that you have a large forehead, Sakura-chan! It seems
to look smaller nowadays!� Ino congratulated herself for her
quick-thinking.
Meanwhile,
Naruto mentally added the recent insult to the list of reasons on
�why she should be eradicated from the face of the planet�.
�Let�s
just go ask Neji-kun or Sasuke-kun! They might know how to get
through this!� she then began to drag an unwilling �Sakura�
towards the table.
As
soon as they reached the table, Ino began to relay the problem to the
table while Sakura/Naruto had her mind wandering somewhere else.
�Hn,
told you it wouldn�t work.� Sasuke�s dry remark caught Naruto�s
attention.
�YOU!�
Naruto exclaimed suddenly catching the attention of the group.
�Me?�
Sasuke looked at �Sakura� curiously, his eyes clearly showing his
dislike for the �girl�.
�Him?�
the group asked in chorus.
Naruto�s
eyes widened and he immediately put a hand on his mouth and clamped
his mouth shut.
Oh
shit!
***************
strawberryiscream:
Hello
there! Thank you for reading chapter two of �When Mr. Romeo Became
Emo�! I would also like to thank those who reviewed last time! I really appreciate it! You guys, just made up my day!Luv ya!hehehehe...I'll update soon! I promise!
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