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Surprise no Jutsu	By : Trollmia Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Naruto/Sasuke Views: 1244 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Trollmia�s
rambling: This is a oneshot-story turned multi-chaptered.

Due to a lot of requests� I�ve decided to turn this into a little bit longer
story. So� read and enjoy folks!

Suprise Kissu no Jutsu, second round.

Sasuke was
brooding. Yes, that was what he was doing, he was brooding. Definitive not
pouting because that would below him. And pouting would be very unmanly so he
was not pouting, he was brooding.

He was in
no circumstances happy with his situation right now.

First he
had been rendered helpless by a mere kiss.

�But it was not just a mere kiss now was it?� a soft voice echoed inside his
head. �It was a mind blowing totally out
of this world kind of kiss.�

And it was
that... for the last two days he had been imprisoned in Konoha he had this
annoying voice inside his head that kept telling him to just surrender, to give
up and give in to that blonde nuisance named Naruto. Sasuke was not sure to
what it was but he was sure on one thing. The voice certainly did not belong to
him. Because he was not snarling and growling. That was below him.

And
secondly, he had been knocked out by a girl. By Sakura no less. He had been
told that she had started training under one of the legendary sannins as well
and she had become freakishly strong and was one hell of a medic nin. It was
humiliating to say the least.

He was
Uchiha Sasuke and he had been defeated by a kiss from a moron and a girl that
he had loathed from the moment they started classes together.

�She just made you unconscious with a medical
jutsu, it was the little kit that made you fall like a cut down tree,� the annoying voice said and Sasuke
could hear the taunting.

But Sasuke
refused to believe it. No mere kiss would be able to take him down.

Now if that
orange moron just would haul his ass over to this sealed off room then he would
show the world that Uchiha Sasuke was the strongest ninja around.

�And you know that the kit only would kiss you
again and you would melt into a puddle of goo.�

�WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!!??� Sasuke raged
and put his hands on his ears as if to try and block out the annoying voice
inside his head.

�Come on you spoiled brat, you like the kit
more than life itself. You should embrace your feelings and show them all to
him. I�m sure he�ll reward you.... by fucking you into the mattress, or the
wall, perhaps the floor...�

Sasuke
wanted to scream as his brain was bombarded by images of Naruto taking him hard
and passionate.

�I�m going
crazy, that�s it... I�m going crazy. The dobe has passed on his idiocy onto me,
making me hear voices..� Sasuke mumbled as he fell back in the back.

He sat up
again when there was a knock on the door and suddenly Sasuke found himself
looking into a pair of honey coloured eyes. Konoha�s first female Hokage.

�So you�re
awake Uchiha,� she stated as she swept her eyes over him. He was still dressed in his "sound"-outfit, you know the yukata and that purple assbow.

Sasuke just
gave a weak nod.

�You know
that you will be punished for leaving the village and join under our enemy
Orochimaru?� she asked.

�I have no
wish to stay here because I can not become stronger in a village of idiots,�
Sasuke snorted.

And by that
he earned himself a swat over the head. A very stinging swat over the head.

�Don�t you
dare talk down on our village, our people!� Tsunade said with an eerie voice.
�You have no idea what kind of power lies within our walls.�

Sasuke
wanted to tell her that he had lived here and the only thing he had seen was
slaughtering maniacs, annoying fan-girls and blond idiots. But he knew about
Tsunade�s strength and he had no desire to feel it even more up close. So he
kept his mouth shut.

�We have
not decided what kind of punishment you�ll get, but until we do we have
assigned one person to follow you everywhere you go. And there will be
ANBU-guards following the two of you. You will most likely not notice them but
if you�re stirring up shit in this town again they have orders to kill you on
the spot.�

Tsunade
could see the annoying twitch of Sasuke�s eyebrow. �You little shithead, you have no idea how much trouble you�re in. I
hope the brat knows what he�s doing..� She sighed internally and walked out
of the room, leaving the Uchiha alone once again.

Sasuke was
fuming with anger. He wanted so bad to just kick the shit out of the Hokage but
he knew that he was no match for her. He had heard from Orochimaru that she was
strong beyond reason and she didn�t care to pull her punches. And the snake had
said that you should always try and reason with her first before getting on her
bad side.

Sasuke had
never been the one to reason, not really. But he did have a brain and he would
like to keep it. He rubbed the sore spot where she had whacked him. More power
behind that whack and he would have a permanent concussion.

He got out
of the bed and walked over the window. He didn�t want to be here, he needed to train, he needed to be stronger
so he could defeat that bastard brother of his. Revenge � that was all that he
had on his mind. It was the only thing that existed in his world.

�You�re lying to yourself again you spoiled
brat,� the voice
echoed.

�Just shut the fuck up you... you.... what ever
you are...� Sasuke
answered with a grim face.

But all he
got in return was a dark chuckle. A chuckle that sent shivers down his spine. �I�m truly going insane here aren�t I?�
he thought as he walked away from the window. He was about to get back into
bed, hoping to get some more sleep. Anything to get away from this absurd
situation he was in right now.

But Sasuke
was not so lucky. The door burst open, this time without a knock and a blonde
blur came into the room.

�Heya
bastard. Are you up for some walking?�

�Naruto...� the name drifted through his mind and suddenly
Sasuke could feel his cheeks heat up. �DAMMIT!!� he silently cursed.

�Walking?�
Sasuke forced himself to sound totally indifferent.

�Yeah,
you�ve probably have not had a scrub down for at least a week and I can smell
you ten miles away, so come on now. We�re going to the onsen,� Naruto said. He
smirked inwardly. Sasuke was blushing.

�And why do you think he�s blushing?� the Kyuubi�s voice was amused.

�Dammit, don�t tell me you�ve been fucking
around with his mind while he was here?� Naruto scolded.

�Don�t worry kit, I didn�t do much. He thinks
he�s slightly crazy, nothing else,� the fox demon answered.

Sasuke
began to boil inside. Did the idiot just say that he � Uchiha Sasuke � was
smelling?

�So get
going bastard, I don�t have all day!� Naruto said. He sounded somewhat cool,
but his soul just wanted to reach out to the stoic raven and embrace him to never
let him go ever again.

Sasuke
snorted and swallowed down his heart that had found a place inside his throat
at the moment. He couldn�t grasp the blonde at the moment. The guy, the boy he
had seen as his best friend for so long, the boy who had been the very person
that made Sasuke climb higher and higher in order to top. This was the person
who had kissed him o so passionately and now it seemed as if nothing had
happened at all. Sasuke didn�t like it. His heart was screaming silently for
Naruto to do it again.

�Fine...
I�m coming.�

Naruto let
out the breath he had been holding, but very discreetly. He was glad that
Sasuke didn�t put up a fight. He had expected the Uchiha to turn all his thorns
out, but it had worked well... so far.

Naruto
released the seals around the door, allowing the avenger to step outside
without getting blasted with a nasty portion of stinging chakra. He made sure
that Sasuke was following him as he stepped outside. He could see that the
Uchiha was just itching to ask question and yet he kept quiet. Naruto decided
he wouldn�t say anything about �that� until the Uchiha brought it up himself.

It was a
form of punishment from Naruto. Very subtle punishment. �Yeah, that�s right � keep the spoiled brat on a tight leash..�
Yes, the Kyuubi just had to add his two cents on the matter as well.

With a few
pumps of chakra under their feet they reached the onsen in no time at all.
Naruto had asked for it to pretty much empty and he was glad to see that his
wishes had been answered. They would be alone in the bath house. Naruto had a
feeling that if people were to see Sasuke they would blame him. Calling him
names like traitor child and such and Naruto didn�t want his best friend to
hear such things. He loved Sasuke and he would go through any hell to protect
the raven haired young man.

T B C

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review if you want to but there is no need if you do not want too. As long as
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