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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult +
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2
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2. Friends Know Best
Disclaimers: I own Naruto poster figurines and other things that Kishimoto sells to meeee would he sell me Naruto’s body if I begged?
Warnings: Yaoi and other perverted matter.
Couplings: WooT! We’ve got one started it’s ?/Naru ! lol read and you’ll find out. And I’ve decided this pic would only be mildly Sasu/Naru aren’t you all happy. =)
A/N:
To not give anything away read my a/n at the end merci arigato danke!
(1) Kansho – clasping your hands together protruding the index and middle finger of both hands and poking peoples butts XD
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2. Friends Know Best
A restless night had caused Naruto’s face to be planted on his battered desk at school the next morning.
The blonde moaned as he rolled his head to face the door his head throbbing from too little sleep and too much thinking which is quiet a rarity.
He lazily surveyed the steady stream of students that were entering and taking their seats, trying to spot Kiba.
Naruto really wanted to talk to Kiba.
The deflated teen had spent all night tossing in sleep and the cause was a certain stranger. Even though he had managed to make it home in one piece the blonde had realized how he could never return to shop at Konoha Groceries ever again without feeling utter shame and the possibility that he was pointed out by fellow shoppers. His nightmares had continued to torment him with instant replays of the incident over and over again.
Did his subconscious hate him that much?
‘It was just cruel, too cruel and inhumane.’
Oh, yes that bastard’s smirking lips, dark eyes, black hair, pale complexion and totally assholy ways was burnt on Naruto’s retina. He would remember him and remember him well so that even detection of a similar appearance from the corner of his eye will alarm him to chase the target to the utter ends of earth. Mind you our teen was gritting his teeth and clenching his teeth by the very thought of that man.
Right now Naruto needed to confide his problems and the candidate was Kiba. Before his arrival the blonde decided to keep the fact that he dreamt about a man all night to himself. It was touchy subject but there was no doubt about it for Naruto was a healthy normal teen.
‘That just dreamt of a … okay…to be honest damn hot guy…’
Naruto inwardly cursed his inner self knocking it over and stamping on it before it became limp.
‘I can’t wait till I tell Kiba all the ways I plan to get that jerk-face back!’
Amazingly Kiba is a damn good listener despite what teachers give him credit for well maybe just in the mornings. That’s when he is set to his 110% absorbent listener mode. It usually ends ten minutes before our first break when he is actually awake.
“Hey Naruto!” beckoned a loud piercing voice from a small group of bodies that entered the classroom.
Sometimes Kiba manages to amaze him, he was fully hyped up and it wasn’t even homeroom yet.
‘Surprisingly loud today’ he glanced sideways to his friend eyeing from head toe concluding that something nice must of happened.
He nodded to his friend against the table in recognition.
“What happened?” Kiba soured staring at Naruto’s face.
“A lot” he replied.
“Whoa was it that bad?” His eyes remained glued.
“Oi, stop staring would you. Geez, you’ve just finished with Shino and now you’re onto me,” teasing the other.
“Akamaru is waiting for you after school,” Kiba warned as he couldn’t help but smile as he pictured his friend clumsily scooting to the nearest tree.
“Hai, Gomen. My wrong.” Immediately apologizing, he wasn’t in a mental state to flee from a dog with his friend cackling near by.
‘I swear that dog enjoys it more than Kiba’
“Care to explain how you got that?” prompted his friend.
“What?” the blonde asked clueless.
“Oh, nothing but the obvious mark on your face you num skull!” Kiba tapped his own chin.
‘Wait, chin…my chin…oh crap!’
He had forgotten all about it though it stung a little every now and then.
“Looks pretty nasty, Naruto.” His best friend prescribed.
Naruto bounced up from his chair in search of a mirror.
‘Mmm…I’ll ask Gaara’
Gaara was a friend…Naruto hoped. I mean you wouldn’t want to be his enemy. Naruto is a people lover and people came in varieties and extremes. Gaara just happens to be one of the extremes. You see at first every one thought Gaara was mute until Naruto decided to kansho(1) the entire male population in Form 3 B on a dare.
Naruto was breezing by until he reached Gaara, trust me when I tell you Naruto really wanted to back out. I mean Gaara was one tough cookie. He had fiery red hair that looked like a flickering flame, possibly shaved eyebrows and emerald green eyes that dazzled behind a frame of dark dark eyeliner. Everyone kept their distance from him he was scary with the whole Jrock image plus he didn’t talk.
The blonde had his fingers ready waiting to penetrate, until Gaara had turned around just in time and stunned the shorter teen by grabbing his hands. And the first words every one heard him say was; “I’ll do it to you first Naruto-kun.” Of course Naruto managed to laugh it off and return to his seat and somehow Gaara started talking to him a lot more. He wasn’t half as bad as what the blonde expected and he came in handy in times like this.
‘Mirror Mirror ,’ he hissed frustrated as he walked to Gaara’s desk receiving a few interesting glances to his face on the way. Sure Naruto was good looking but these weren’t the usual looks he got, they were if he had something horrendous on his face.
Gaara was quietly keeping to himself as usual when Naruto reached him and the blonde was sure Gaara had a mirror on him or how else would he be able to keep that make up so smudge free and perfect.
Lightly tapping his ally on the shoulder Gaara turned around.
If Gaara had eyebrows Naruto was sure they twitched when Naruto’s face came into view.
“Morning Gaara-kun, Can I erm…borrow your mirror?” he asked smiling a little trying to stop feeling uncomfortable as those eyes pinned him down.
“Un,” which would be a yes from Gaara.
He reached into his tight school pants that he had uniquely frayed the bottoms of with the addition of a few holes. Naruto admired how Gaara didn’t find his pants too breezy.
As the cool silver fold up mirror was passed into his hands Naruto quickly thanked his odd ball friend and flipped it open to study his face.
Unknown to the blonde the bruise turned purplish and blackish on him over night. Worst of all it looked like if Naruto’s sibling had played a cruel prank on him and drew a fake beard on his chin with texta.
He opened his mouth to scream but keep his anger reserved.
‘CURSE THAT TEME FOR THE REST OF HIS YAKUZA DAYS’
Passing the mirror back to Gaara, Naruto nodded then turned to return to his seat so he could whine to Kiba. Before he took more than a few steps away Gaara called his name.
Called his name with that incredibly soft smooth voice of his which Naruto found nice and soothing.
“Naruto-kun,” Gaara beckoned twisting backwards a little to face the blonde.
“Hai, Gaara-kun?” the upright teen looked down to his classmate in curiosity it’s not every day that Gaara would call out his name.
“I can help you get rid of that bruise,” he offered.
‘Wow, Kiba and now Gaara are kinda out of character today.’
“Honto ne?” Naruto rubbed his chin wincing slightly when he placed too much force on his sensitive nerves.
‘Maybe he is going to cover it up with makeup of something?’
“My house after school,” he directed.
‘Wait…’
‘Maybe I just didn’t get enough sleep or did he just as me to come over to his place like normal teenagers do…’
Naruto looked blankly.
“I’ll wait for you.” He finished.
“Okay, Thanks. See ya!” The blonde quickly paced back to his seat.
‘Wow, I got (he paused to count) eighteen words out of him and stupid Kakashi Sensei hasn’t even arrived yet’
Kiba smirked like a wise crack when the blonde placed himself down onto his chair.
“You look suspicious so how’d ya get that nasty thing on your mug. It’s ugly enough as it is” Kiba was already in the mood for jokes.
“You’re just jealous that I’m hot even with my fake beard!” Naruto spat.
‘At least Kiba is still his normal self but I didn’t expect Gaara to be so…nice?’
As the bell chimed for home room the students hushed up all awaiting the appearance of their grey haired sensei. If it was homeroom expect him to be ten min plus late. If it’s class make it thirty.
As the ten min mark passed students were getting restless and so was Naruto who was itching to tell Kiba what happened.
- - - - (15 min time gap)- - - - - -
“Then I had to pay for the eggplant that the Jerk face made me drop. I mean He should have been the one that had to pay for it I mean if it wasn’t for him I wouldn’t look like this” for effectiveness he pointed to his newly formed semi permanant facial hair.
By this time Kiba was trying not to laugh hard and double over to his friend I mean. Kiba had a supportive best mate roll to uphold.
A familiar crackle on the PA system kicked in.
The chatter died down.
“Form three Class B, Kakashi Sensei is held up today as he saved a pregnant women from giving birth at what her husband believes is a bad time to have a child born so he will be occupied by holding the child in. Until then please assume private study till after lunch. Lessons will resume normally with Gai Sensei. That is all”
‘Yup today is definitely out of the ordinary Kakashi is usually late but he still makes it for the last five minutes of class,’ he looked around him trying to see whether some alien colony had landed on earth and hijacked his life. I mean surely alien ass probes could cause changes in personalities.
‘Once Gaara helps me get rid of this token from that wrench of a man it would all get back to normal’
Naruto nodded to himself.
Maybe he was trying to assure himself of things to come…
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Yatta ! I have updated within a week lol was it within 3 days… now that is what I called amazing. HOWEVER aren’t you neigh to SasuNaru ppl happy now lol though personally it was a good think the Gaar/Naru side of me toke over. But how Naru made Gaara talk was hilarious… I was laughing very hard XD I dearly hoped you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it. And remember friends always knows whats best for you. And We all hope Gaara knows what he is doing… lol Well I’ll update soon and I gives are pigs arse if any one reads this because generally people are too lazy to read…but if u did…u …are dynamite!
Till next time from meeeee sooky
2. Friends Know Best
Disclaimers: I own Naruto poster figurines and other things that Kishimoto sells to meeee would he sell me Naruto’s body if I begged?
Warnings: Yaoi and other perverted matter.
Couplings: WooT! We’ve got one started it’s ?/Naru ! lol read and you’ll find out. And I’ve decided this pic would only be mildly Sasu/Naru aren’t you all happy. =)
A/N:
To not give anything away read my a/n at the end merci arigato danke!
(1) Kansho – clasping your hands together protruding the index and middle finger of both hands and poking peoples butts XD
??(?´?`?)?? ??(?´?`?)?? ??(?´?`?)????(?´?`?)?? ??(?´?`?)?? ??(?´?`?)????(?´?`?)?? ??(?´?`?)?? ??(?´?`?)??
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A restless night had caused Naruto’s face to be planted on his battered desk at school the next morning.
The blonde moaned as he rolled his head to face the door his head throbbing from too little sleep and too much thinking which is quiet a rarity.
He lazily surveyed the steady stream of students that were entering and taking their seats, trying to spot Kiba.
Naruto really wanted to talk to Kiba.
The deflated teen had spent all night tossing in sleep and the cause was a certain stranger. Even though he had managed to make it home in one piece the blonde had realized how he could never return to shop at Konoha Groceries ever again without feeling utter shame and the possibility that he was pointed out by fellow shoppers. His nightmares had continued to torment him with instant replays of the incident over and over again.
Did his subconscious hate him that much?
‘It was just cruel, too cruel and inhumane.’
Oh, yes that bastard’s smirking lips, dark eyes, black hair, pale complexion and totally assholy ways was burnt on Naruto’s retina. He would remember him and remember him well so that even detection of a similar appearance from the corner of his eye will alarm him to chase the target to the utter ends of earth. Mind you our teen was gritting his teeth and clenching his teeth by the very thought of that man.
Right now Naruto needed to confide his problems and the candidate was Kiba. Before his arrival the blonde decided to keep the fact that he dreamt about a man all night to himself. It was touchy subject but there was no doubt about it for Naruto was a healthy normal teen.
‘That just dreamt of a … okay…to be honest damn hot guy…’
Naruto inwardly cursed his inner self knocking it over and stamping on it before it became limp.
‘I can’t wait till I tell Kiba all the ways I plan to get that jerk-face back!’
Amazingly Kiba is a damn good listener despite what teachers give him credit for well maybe just in the mornings. That’s when he is set to his 110% absorbent listener mode. It usually ends ten minutes before our first break when he is actually awake.
“Hey Naruto!” beckoned a loud piercing voice from a small group of bodies that entered the classroom.
Sometimes Kiba manages to amaze him, he was fully hyped up and it wasn’t even homeroom yet.
‘Surprisingly loud today’ he glanced sideways to his friend eyeing from head toe concluding that something nice must of happened.
He nodded to his friend against the table in recognition.
“What happened?” Kiba soured staring at Naruto’s face.
“A lot” he replied.
“Whoa was it that bad?” His eyes remained glued.
“Oi, stop staring would you. Geez, you’ve just finished with Shino and now you’re onto me,” teasing the other.
“Akamaru is waiting for you after school,” Kiba warned as he couldn’t help but smile as he pictured his friend clumsily scooting to the nearest tree.
“Hai, Gomen. My wrong.” Immediately apologizing, he wasn’t in a mental state to flee from a dog with his friend cackling near by.
‘I swear that dog enjoys it more than Kiba’
“Care to explain how you got that?” prompted his friend.
“What?” the blonde asked clueless.
“Oh, nothing but the obvious mark on your face you num skull!” Kiba tapped his own chin.
‘Wait, chin…my chin…oh crap!’
He had forgotten all about it though it stung a little every now and then.
“Looks pretty nasty, Naruto.” His best friend prescribed.
Naruto bounced up from his chair in search of a mirror.
‘Mmm…I’ll ask Gaara’
Gaara was a friend…Naruto hoped. I mean you wouldn’t want to be his enemy. Naruto is a people lover and people came in varieties and extremes. Gaara just happens to be one of the extremes. You see at first every one thought Gaara was mute until Naruto decided to kansho(1) the entire male population in Form 3 B on a dare.
Naruto was breezing by until he reached Gaara, trust me when I tell you Naruto really wanted to back out. I mean Gaara was one tough cookie. He had fiery red hair that looked like a flickering flame, possibly shaved eyebrows and emerald green eyes that dazzled behind a frame of dark dark eyeliner. Everyone kept their distance from him he was scary with the whole Jrock image plus he didn’t talk.
The blonde had his fingers ready waiting to penetrate, until Gaara had turned around just in time and stunned the shorter teen by grabbing his hands. And the first words every one heard him say was; “I’ll do it to you first Naruto-kun.” Of course Naruto managed to laugh it off and return to his seat and somehow Gaara started talking to him a lot more. He wasn’t half as bad as what the blonde expected and he came in handy in times like this.
‘Mirror Mirror ,’ he hissed frustrated as he walked to Gaara’s desk receiving a few interesting glances to his face on the way. Sure Naruto was good looking but these weren’t the usual looks he got, they were if he had something horrendous on his face.
Gaara was quietly keeping to himself as usual when Naruto reached him and the blonde was sure Gaara had a mirror on him or how else would he be able to keep that make up so smudge free and perfect.
Lightly tapping his ally on the shoulder Gaara turned around.
If Gaara had eyebrows Naruto was sure they twitched when Naruto’s face came into view.
“Morning Gaara-kun, Can I erm…borrow your mirror?” he asked smiling a little trying to stop feeling uncomfortable as those eyes pinned him down.
“Un,” which would be a yes from Gaara.
He reached into his tight school pants that he had uniquely frayed the bottoms of with the addition of a few holes. Naruto admired how Gaara didn’t find his pants too breezy.
As the cool silver fold up mirror was passed into his hands Naruto quickly thanked his odd ball friend and flipped it open to study his face.
Unknown to the blonde the bruise turned purplish and blackish on him over night. Worst of all it looked like if Naruto’s sibling had played a cruel prank on him and drew a fake beard on his chin with texta.
He opened his mouth to scream but keep his anger reserved.
‘CURSE THAT TEME FOR THE REST OF HIS YAKUZA DAYS’
Passing the mirror back to Gaara, Naruto nodded then turned to return to his seat so he could whine to Kiba. Before he took more than a few steps away Gaara called his name.
Called his name with that incredibly soft smooth voice of his which Naruto found nice and soothing.
“Naruto-kun,” Gaara beckoned twisting backwards a little to face the blonde.
“Hai, Gaara-kun?” the upright teen looked down to his classmate in curiosity it’s not every day that Gaara would call out his name.
“I can help you get rid of that bruise,” he offered.
‘Wow, Kiba and now Gaara are kinda out of character today.’
“Honto ne?” Naruto rubbed his chin wincing slightly when he placed too much force on his sensitive nerves.
‘Maybe he is going to cover it up with makeup of something?’
“My house after school,” he directed.
‘Wait…’
‘Maybe I just didn’t get enough sleep or did he just as me to come over to his place like normal teenagers do…’
Naruto looked blankly.
“I’ll wait for you.” He finished.
“Okay, Thanks. See ya!” The blonde quickly paced back to his seat.
‘Wow, I got (he paused to count) eighteen words out of him and stupid Kakashi Sensei hasn’t even arrived yet’
Kiba smirked like a wise crack when the blonde placed himself down onto his chair.
“You look suspicious so how’d ya get that nasty thing on your mug. It’s ugly enough as it is” Kiba was already in the mood for jokes.
“You’re just jealous that I’m hot even with my fake beard!” Naruto spat.
‘At least Kiba is still his normal self but I didn’t expect Gaara to be so…nice?’
As the bell chimed for home room the students hushed up all awaiting the appearance of their grey haired sensei. If it was homeroom expect him to be ten min plus late. If it’s class make it thirty.
As the ten min mark passed students were getting restless and so was Naruto who was itching to tell Kiba what happened.
- - - - (15 min time gap)- - - - - -
“Then I had to pay for the eggplant that the Jerk face made me drop. I mean He should have been the one that had to pay for it I mean if it wasn’t for him I wouldn’t look like this” for effectiveness he pointed to his newly formed semi permanant facial hair.
By this time Kiba was trying not to laugh hard and double over to his friend I mean. Kiba had a supportive best mate roll to uphold.
A familiar crackle on the PA system kicked in.
The chatter died down.
“Form three Class B, Kakashi Sensei is held up today as he saved a pregnant women from giving birth at what her husband believes is a bad time to have a child born so he will be occupied by holding the child in. Until then please assume private study till after lunch. Lessons will resume normally with Gai Sensei. That is all”
‘Yup today is definitely out of the ordinary Kakashi is usually late but he still makes it for the last five minutes of class,’ he looked around him trying to see whether some alien colony had landed on earth and hijacked his life. I mean surely alien ass probes could cause changes in personalities.
‘Once Gaara helps me get rid of this token from that wrench of a man it would all get back to normal’
Naruto nodded to himself.
Maybe he was trying to assure himself of things to come…
??(?´?`?)?? ??(?´?`?)?? ??(?´?`?)????(?´?`?)?? ??(?´?`?)?? ??(?´?`?)????(?´?`?)?? ??(?´?`?)?? ??(?´?`?)??
Yatta ! I have updated within a week lol was it within 3 days… now that is what I called amazing. HOWEVER aren’t you neigh to SasuNaru ppl happy now lol though personally it was a good think the Gaar/Naru side of me toke over. But how Naru made Gaara talk was hilarious… I was laughing very hard XD I dearly hoped you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it. And remember friends always knows whats best for you. And We all hope Gaara knows what he is doing… lol Well I’ll update soon and I gives are pigs arse if any one reads this because generally people are too lazy to read…but if u did…u …are dynamite!
Till next time from meeeee sooky