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Yaoi Fan-girls	By : Trollmia Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Naruto/Sasuke Views: 1615 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Chapter List
- 1-Yaoi Fan-girls
- 2-Part 2
- 3-Part 3
- 4-Part 4
- 5-Part 5
- 6-Part 6
- 1
- 2
- 3
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto, nor am I making any profit
from this story.

WARNINGS: Sasuke is in for some rough time.... which
translates into OOCness

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Part 2

Since the mission was due
for the whole weekend, Naruto decided to pack his bag with things that was
necessary. A few change of clothes, he had seen the way one year old babies
drooled and made a mess about themselves and everyone around them. His night cap
of course, he couldn�t go anywhere without that one and his pyjamas. He packed
his tooth brush and tooth paste and a bottle of shampoo. Yep, he was ready for a
weekend with the little critters known as Ayame and Aya. And Sasuke-bastard on
top of it all. �I�m as good as dead�.�

In the Uchiha-residence
something familiar was going on. Sasuke was stuffing a few changes of clothes
into a bag. He was not happy with the mission. He was a teenaged guy, what the
fuck did he know about kids? Not that he would admit it to a living soul, but
this mission actually scared him a bit. But he got to spend the whole weekend
with Naruto. Ok, he would accept the fact that he was going to take care of two
little brats that probably would scream his ears off before Sunday. And after
that he would kill the Hokage, no matter what the price was, he was going to
kill her.

A quarter to five both
Naruto and Sasuke met up at the Inuzuka�s house. They knocked and entered the
house when they were called in. Hana and her husband greeted them with relieved
smiles.

�Thank you boys for doing
this for us. Hokage-sama has been on our backs for a week about this
scouting-mission, but we didn�t know who would be brave enough to take care of
our little pups,� said Hana and looked happy. �You can find everything you need
in the pups room upstairs. Oh� and there is a note in the nursery. Bye, bye!!�

Her husband nodded to
that as well and just a few minutes later they were gone, leaving Naruto and
Sasuke utterly confused. There were a lot of pups in that sentence, what the
hell was going on?

�Sasuke� I don�t like
this�,� mumbled Naruto as he heard a piercing scream and turned into a run
towards the sound.

�Neither do I, dobe,�
answered Sasuke into the empty hallway just before he followed the blonde
sunshine up the stairs. �But then again, this is the
Inuzuka�s; they probably call all their kids pups.�

Upon entering the baby
chamber he saw Naruto holding two children. He was gently lulling them, trying
to calm them down. And how that boy of energy that usually was bouncing up and
down was able to calm the babies down was forever going to be a riddle to the
Uchiha. But what a sight it was, and Sasuke wanted to growl as his stomach grew
warm and fuzzy. And Uchiha�s was not a bunch of warm and fuzzy people.

�Hey, Sasuke, there�s a
note over there at the nursing table, take it. I think I have to change on one
of the girls� phuuuwwwiiieee the smell of this�. man, they should come with a
warning label or something. This is down right hazardous.�

Sasuke nodded and picked
up the note. It was a list of how to take care of the girls. He saw Naruto put
one of the girls down on the nursing table and shoved the other one into
Sasuke�s arms. The Uchiha felt his heart stop. �No, no, no�. I can�t hold
this� this� this thing� I�ll drop it,� he silently cried out.

�You just hold her like
this,� said Naruto and showed Sasuke how to hold the baby against his shoulder.
�And move a bit, you know� they have probably already eaten and need to sleep,
but being babies, they probably felt when their mommy and daddy went out the
door. So just keep rocking her a bit and I�m sure she�ll fall asleep.�

Sasuke looked as if he
was about to pop his eyes out. But he did as he was told and behold, the gentle
rocking was soon lulling the little black haired girl to sleep. But ewww, what
is that coming out of its mouth? Is that drool? The Uchiha was positively
disgusted as he watched his dark blue shirt getting wet with baby drool. His
very favourite shirt too. His eyes darted over to Naruto and his eyes widened
once again as he watched the blonde change the diaper on the other girl. His
nose was wrinkled but he did what came natural and what you know� he managed to
do it all without major mishaps. He put on a pair of funny looking pants on the
girl and then her little night shirt with paw prints on. Naruto smiled and
burred his face into the girl�s stomach, making the little critter cry out in
laughter. �How does he do that??? How can he know???� the Uchiha thought
bewildered.

�Sasuke, what�s wrong
with you? You look sick� hey, Sasuke!!!� asked Naruto. He was beginning to worry
about his friend and he picked up the little girl and placed her against his
shoulder and then he walked over to the Sharingan-user. He waved his hand in
front of Sasuke but all he got was a few blinks.

Naruto growled a bit but
tried to keep it down in order not to scare the girl in his arms. He rocked her
gently just as he saw Sasuke rock the other girl even though that one had fallen
asleep a long time ago. If he only knew which girl was Ayame and which one was
Aya� he saw the note in Sasuke�s hand and gently pried it from him. He read it
and looked at the girl in Sasuke�s arms. That had to be Ayame and he had Aya.
Ok, now when that little problem was solved he noticed that Aya was asleep and
he put her down in her little bed. He pulled up her blanket and smiled when he
saw her put her thumb in her mouth. Yeah, he just loved kids, even though they
smelled bad sometimes and sounded way worse than a fire brigade. He turned his
attention back to Sasuke.

�How do you do that?�
whispered Sasuke with astonishment.

�What? How do I do what?�
wondered Naruto.

�That� that thing you did
just now� taking care of it� how do you know all that?�

�It?? Come on, Sasuke.
This is Aya,� said Naruto and pointed towards the little bed, �and you are
holding Ayame. They are babies� you know as in small humans�.�

�Do I have carrots
growing on my head or something???�
thought Naruto when he saw Sasuke look at him with wide eyes. Sasuke was acting
way out of character. Perhaps it was time to put Ayame to bed as well�. before
Sasuke managed to hug the girl to death.

�Sasuke, please, give me
Ayame and I will put her to bed too,� said Naruto and held out his arms only to
see Sasuke hugging the sleeping girl closer. �Sasuke???�

�What have you done to
me?� snarled Sasuke; his sharingan-wheel began to move.

�Nothing, please give me
Ayame before you hug her to death!� ordered Naruto.

Sasuke gasped and looked
down on the baby in his arms, but saw to his relief that she was unharmed, but
he didn�t want to give Naruto to girl. He found it quite nice to have her little
body tucked against his, he could hear her soft breathing, he could hear her
little heart beat rather rapidly inside her body. It felt really nice, almost
comforting.

�Ooookey�. That�s not
normal for Sasuke� but then again� considering that his whole clan was wiped out
by his older brother� perhaps this is a side effect?�
thought Naruto and decided that he would let Sasuke hold on to the girl. Perhaps
it could do the cold bastard some good?

�Why don�t you sit down a
bit, Sasuke? And here, take her little blanket with you and put it around her so
she doesn�t get cold.�

Sasuke took the blanket
Naruto held out for him and mumbled something about finding a sofa or something.
He was not sure why he reacted the way he did, it was making him feel very
uncomfortable and he just waited for Naruto to start his teasing or bickering.

But Naruto didn�t say a
word; instead the blonde dobe moved into the kitchen and began making some tea
for them both. Sasuke sat down on the sofa in the living room. He adjusted Ayame
a bit so he could sit comfortable with her. He looked down into her little cute
face and his heart melted. She had put her thumb into her mouth and was sucking
quite contently at it. �A little black haired angel�� he thought not
aware that he actually had spoken the words out loud.

�Yeah, a black haired
angel�� agreed Naruto but he
wasn�t thinking about the baby and then he smiled and handed Sasuke his cup of
tea.

�T-thank you,� mumbled
Sasuke and blushed a bit.

�Feeling better now? You
kind of freaked out back there and it scared me,� said Naruto and sat down next
to Sasuke.

�Well, I�m not used to
babies and you just pushed her into my arms� I was afraid I might drop her or
something and then I saw you take care of the other baby as if you had done it a
thousand times before�� Sasuke silenced when he realized he was actually
babbling. The cold and stoic Uchiha-heir was babbling.

�I like kids and I�ve
seen enough on the telly to know� you just do what comes natural to you� like
the thing you�re doing now. You hold her just right, how did you
know that� hmmm?� asked Naruto and raised an eyebrow just before sipping down
some tea.

Sasuke looked down at
Ayame; he was cradling her in his arm so he could have the left arm free to
drink his tea. �Yeah, how did I know that??� Strange things happens
around kids, he decided and didn�t discuss the matter any further with Naruto.

Naruto smiled inwardly
and watched the two under his bangs. Sasuke was beautiful, in the dim light of
the living room, his skin seemed to glow almost ethereal. The Uchiha was getting
drowsy just looking at the sleeping girl and Naruto didn�t deny him anything.
The girls would be keeping them awake sooner than you could burp a fish so every
moment of silence and resting was needed. And very soon Naruto was watching over
a sleeping Sasuke and Ayame. �Perhaps I could get the
old hag to give Sasuke some more baby-sitting missions; he really needs it I
think��

Naruto sighed and got up;
he had no idea what to do when it was so quiet. Read a book, a magazine� play
with stuffed animals? Anything to keep him from glomping his black haired rival.
He picked up the tea cups and rinsed them clean before drying them off. Perhaps
he could do some scouting through the house, just to know where they could find
things when it was necessary? Yeah, that was a good idea. Sasuke was probably
not going to wake up for at least half an hour or so. The Uchiha had quite the
shock today.

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�So how are they doing?�
asked Tsunade and she could barely sit still. Hinata blushed but told her what
she had seen with her Byakugan as she scanned the Inuzuka�s house.

�What? I don�t believe
it�? Sasuke-kun and a baby?? KAWAIIII!!� screamed both Ino and Sakura at
the same time, making Hinata jump in surprise.

�Pictures, we must take
pictures,� said Anko and rubbed her hands together and smiled all evilly.
�Pictures like that will prove to be veeery good black-mailing stuff.�

�NO!!� Hinata yelled and
then she put her hand over her mouth and blushed. But she calmed down a bit.
�No, you will not take pictures of Sasuke-kun or Naruto-kun, that would be just
down right rude..�

�I agree with
Hinata-chan, but I sure wish I could see it,� said Temari and put a hand on
Hinata�s shoulder, showing the shy girl her support. �For now, let them complete
this mission, I�m sure they both will come out of it with a new view of the
world.�

The rest of the girls
agreed with Temari on that. But they all wanted to see the handsome, young,
Uchiha with a baby. They sighed in defeat and continued to dream about the boy.
A girl could always dream� right?

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Sasuke actually came to
life around an hour and half later. He was hearing strange sounds and he
straightened his back a bit. It was now he felt something in his arms and he
looked down and almost dropped the baby in pure shock. But he found himself
quickly and cradled the little one closer again. She was awake and she was
making these frustrated sounds. �Oh, my god!! She�s
sick� NARUTO!! Where the fuck is Naruto??!!�

�NARUTO!! Where are you,
you dobe??!� called Sasuke frantically as he cradled the girl in his arms and
began searching for his friend.

�I�m in the kitchen,�
said Naruto and was soon met with a panicking Sasuke. �What�s the screaming
about?�

�S-she�s sick or
something, just listen to her!!� hissed Sasuke and held out Ayame. He barely
noticed that Naruto was sitting at the table feeding Aya her formula.

Naruto began to laugh
softly as he listened in on the strangled sounds. �Nahh, she�s not sick� but you
will soon have a very nasty smelling surprise in your arms. I suggest that you
go up to the nursery and prepare a new diaper.�

�Ehhh??�

�Go on, I don�t want that
smell in the kitchen,� said Naruto and waved off Sasuke.

Sasuke turned Ayame
around in his arms and looked at the little girl. She was red in the face and
then� a deep sigh. �For the love of God�.� he though as the stench
reached his nose. He rushed to the nursery but as he put the girl down on the
table he was lost. How had Naruto done it? �Think
Uchiha, think� you looked at him, what did he do???�

First of all he needed to
dispose of the soiled diaper. He was about to die but kept his stoic face-mask
intact and found the place for used diapers. �Now what� clean up of course�
let�s see�. what�s this� yeah� this must be it�� he kept his monologue going
as he found the napkins to clean up the baby, he made sure he got her all
cleaned up. �And now� a clean diaper� there� good, good� This is not so
hard�Just do what comes natural to you.. good advice dobe..� He bit his lip
and was about to put the last strip on when the girl erupted in a violent cry,
scaring the living daylight out of Sasuke.

�No, no� no screaming.
Screaming is bad� no� no crying� Uncle Sasuke does not like crying� please don�t
cry Ayame-chan� shhh, there, there�. shhh�.� He got her diaper on and then he
picked her up and began that rocking thing she seemed to like. But this time she
refused to stop crying.

�She�s probably hungry, �
said Naruto as he walked into the nursery with Aya in his arms.

Sasuke spun around and
blushed darkly. How much had the dobe heard? If he had heard one bit of what he
was telling the girl his life was over. But Naruto didn�t say anything else;
instead he just turned around and walked back to the kitchen.

�Hungry ehh? Well�
anything to keep you from crying Ayame-chan,� whispered Sasuke and found some
new clothes for the girl and look, he could even get those on her.
�Just do what comes natural�.�

Naruto hid his smile as
he handed over a bottle of baby formula to Sasuke. The raven haired teen took it
and went into the living room and sat down where he had been napping just
moments ago. Actually it had been over thirty minutes. The horror, how the hell
could time pass so quickly? Managed to get the nipple against Ayame�s lips and
he was relieved when she began to suckle it. The screaming and crying was
silenced. �Neat invention��

Naruto was having another
share of stink bombs, some crying and screaming, but in the end, he worked out.
Aya fell asleep on his stomach and he put a small blanket around her and then he
looked over at Sasuke. Ayame was about to finish her meal and Naruto smiled.

�Now you need to burp
her,� said Naruto.

�Burp her??� What was it
with kids and nasty bodily sounds??

�Yeah, burp her. Just put
her against your shoulder and gently pat her back until she burps.�

Sasuke didn�t question
the dobe�s advice and did just that..

Just a few seconds later
came a burp and some of the baby formula that didn�t want to stay in Ayame�s
stomach. Sasuke looked terrified again but Naruto just mumbled something about
it being natural, nothing to worry about. �Ahh, and it�s my favourite shirt��
the Uchiha mentally complained.

As the clock ticked
closer to midnight, the two girls were asleep in their beds and Sasuke and
Naruto was sitting in the living room. On the table was the little baby watcher.
They would hear if the girls woke up.

�I�m totally wasted,�
muttered Naruto and yawned.

�Yeah� me too,� answered
Sasuke. He was scarred for life was a better explanation, but he wouldn�t tell
the blonde about that.

�So� what do you think?�
asked Naruto and looked at his friend.

�What do I think about
what?�

�Babies� aren�t they the
cutest thing??�

�Shut up and sleep,�
growled Sasuke but inner Uchiha was grinning like a maniac�
�Hell yeah, they are absolutely adorable..!!�

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Well... he had it coming...

And if I'm not able to post anything before the weekend..

Have a very nice holiday...

*runs off to glomp Naruto before bedtime*
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