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Queer Eye for the Ninja Guy	By : rachmax007 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1031 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto or Queer Eye for the Straight
Guy, I�d be rich as hell. Which I�m not. Go figure.

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A/N: I really am enjoying this. Chibi grins. Thanks to all who took the time to read this,
especially those who reviewed. You made my day. Chibi gives out chocolates. Replies to reviews come after the
chapter.

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Queer Eye for the Ninja Guy

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Chapter 2: A Near Impossible Task

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Only half an hour had passed since the sun had risen from
the horizon. The grounds were still relatively quiet: no clashing of kunai
against other kunai, no whistling caused by shuriken, no shouts of trademark
attacks. Even the animals were silent. At that moment, no noise existed; apart
from the natural rustling in the trees as the breeze picked up and the melodious
trickling of the water under the bridge.

One moment, the small clearing was empty. A leaf flew right
by it, before falling into the small stream. The next, five figures soundlessly
appeared. The leaf made contact, creating ripples on the once smooth surface.

�I see you�re all on time. A good start, if you ask me,� the
team leader commented.

No response came, but it didn�t look like he was expecting
any. He gave each member a scroll.

�The mission details are there. I only straightened out the
finer points when I assessed your individual skills in the area.�

The others opened and read through the scrolls. Two looked
like they were expecting what they got. The other two did not know how to
react.

One decided to speak up, �Usuratonkachi� Is this another one
of your pranks?� His left eye was twitching.

The other confused party seemed torn between asking the same
question and smiling in amusement; that is, if you looked hard enough. To
everyone else, he was just one of those primly proper and undoubtedly formal
people.

The leader sighed. He had anticipated this. �It�s a serious
S-class mission. If you don�t believe me, go to the old hag. She handed it to
me personally. But you can�t do that now, because we�ll be losing time. We need
every little second we�ve got.�

�I will not be a part of this.� The stubborn one started to
move away.

�But you promised!� the yell echoed through the forest.

The nin stopped walking and turned back. He scowled. �There�s
a difference between promising and being forced
to promise.�

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Bodies slick with sweat ground against each other, taking in
anything and everything. Pale skin contrasted against tan hands as the latter
moved over the muscled planes, eliciting wanton moans and delicious mewls.

Spurred further on by the sounds, Naruto leaned down,
yanking soft lips open with his teeth, his velvet tongue delving into the
opened portal to a little bit of heaven. It was received with a hot welcome. A
tang of mint mingled with saccharine chocolate, and both strained to get more
of the addicting flavor.

Lungs protested and they broke for air. Nothing but a thin
line of saliva connected the hungry mouths. Sasuke laid breathlessly and gasped
as his blond lover wasted no time in putting that talented tongue to good use.

Naruto bit, sucked and licked his way from that sensitive
spot just behind Sasuke�s ear, down to that slender neck, down to the pair of
pert nipples demanding his attention, down to that navel where he dipped his
tongue to hear a lustful groan.

Sasuke was panting now, frustrated at the sudden loss of
contact. Naruto had stopped his ministrations, not bothering to continue to
where the black-haired man needed attention the most. He growled as he felt a
teasing peck on his abdomen.

�Dammit, Naruto!�

The blond chuckled, finding amusement in his lover�s ire. He
went back to his earlier position, opened his mouth and blew a cool breath on
the erect piece of flesh.

Sasuke was pissed now. �Naru��

A sharp intake of breath cut off the supposed reprimand.
Pale hands clenched the sheets before shakily moving towards soft sunflower
locks. He closed his eyes at the insane sensations he was feeling.

So hot� wet� Oh god!

Sasuke�s thoughts were already in fragments, and they
shattered further as Naruto took him whole. His head bobbed up and down,
sucking and grazing his teeth at places he deemed fit; his sexy, naughty stare
never leaving the Uchiha�s blushing visage.

Oh, yes. He would get what he wanted before the night ended�

Naruto sensed that Sasuke was close. He could already taste
the bittersweet excretion. He removed his mouth and gave a last lick at the
head. His lips lifted into a mischievous grin.

�W-what the�� Sasuke�s thoughts were still somewhat
incoherent. The luscious tightness disappeared just when his body was aching
for release.

�What do you want, Sasuke?� Naruto asked cruelly as he
grabbed some lube and spread it all over his own hardness.

Sasuke whimpered unbecomingly as the blond�s oil-slick
finger probed his entrance.

�Y-you,� he answered.

�Oh? But I already knew that� Tell me what you want to
happen.� He pushed in a second digit, scissoring both fingers inside.

Sasuke almost cried out as Naruto pressured him to answer
correctly.

�I w-want you in m-me��

It was barely a whisper, but the plea cut through the night
as though it were screamed out.

�Okay,� Naruto smirked wickedly, adding a third finger. �But
you have to promise to be a part of my team in my next mission��

�Nnnn� yes�. a-anything! Just do it!� the urgency was clear
in his voice.

Without further ado, Naruto replaced his fingers with his
throbbing cock. Sasuke hissed both from pain and pleasure, relishing the feel of
their intimate union.

They moved, beautifully synchronized, first flowing in
steady beats until the rhythm rose to staccato pulses. In this way their love
was conveyed, their desire was fueled, their emptiness was filled.

Naruto pumped Sasuke as he pounded into him, intending to
share the pleasure he experienced as much as he could. Each thrust delved
deeper than the last, hitting that sweet spot within his lover repeatedly until
they couldn�t take it anymore. They reached their climax simultaneously, and
both reveled in that one moment when they became one, screaming each other�s
names into the night.

Spent, Naruto collapsed on Sasuke�s prone form. He placed a
chaste kiss on those soft lips before settling beside his lover. The Uchiha
snuggled into his warmth almost immediately as he had grown accustomed to since
they got together.

Naruto smiled. His last thoughts caused him to do so before
falling asleep.

Gotcha.

~*~

Hyuuga Neji had absolutely no idea what was running through
the couple�s minds. They had been staring at each other for a while now. Naruto
had this annoying smirk while The Betrayer proceeded to outdo a blushing
tomato.

On the outside, he was calm and collected; but in his mind,
a tribe of Nejis pranced around a bonfire, a tied up Sasuke in tow: he would be
an adequate sacrifice for Naruto-sama: their Sun God.

Another shout from that ear-splitting yet heavenly voice
shifted his mind�s focus.

�It�s still a promise!� The man of his dreams insisted, �And
a ninja never goes back on his words!�

�That�s not my Nindo, idiot!�

They were fighting.

Well, it was more of a discussion, perhaps��

Um, okay, that counts as fighting.

Thanks to his 359-degree vision, Neji saw a bulb light up
near a side of his head.

He idly wondered if he was seeing things, but dismissed it
since he found a more interesting idea than that of a floating light bulb
functioning without electricity or batteries.

I can use this to my
advantage! That�s it, Uchiha� Walk away�

With grace unlike any other, Neji glided to Naruto�s side.

Yes, he glided. It�s not a typographical error or any of the
sort.

Anyway, Neji glided to Naruto�s side and put up the most
sympathetic face he could. Neji didn�t make a habit of this, so it was amazing
that he pulled the look off without seeming constipated.

�It�s okay, Naruto-kun� Even if he doesn�t join us, we�ll be
able to accomplish the mission� I�ll be there with you every step of the way��
said Neji, releasing a small amount of chakra to make his incredible hair sway
to a non-existent breeze while putting his hands on the blond�s shoulders.

He was rewarded with a beautiful smile and a glomp. �Thanks,
Neji!! I knew I was right in picking you��

Naruto turned his head to face his lover. �And you can enjoy the couch for a week.� He
gave him an utterly faked sweet smile.

Neji was elated. His god was still hugging him. He smirked
at the stricken face of his rival.

This has to be the
best day of my life�

He made a mental note to get in the shrine in his closet
later and jot this down on his �Naruto Encounters� logbook.

~*~

Sasuke stared at them in horror.

This has to be a
fucking nightmare!

The speed of his eye�s twitching increased two-fold.

�Fine. As you said, it�s still a promise. Now let�s get down
to business,� he swiftly grabbed Naruto�s arm and yanked him away from Neji.

He had agreed, but he wasn�t sure whether it was because of
the vain Hyuuga (to have hair like that, it was impossible to think Neji
devoted little time for grooming) trying to steal his Naruto; or the threat of
a cold couch with only his right hand as a companion for a week.

He decided it was for both reasons.

~*~

Itachi raised an eyebrow at the scene before him. He had
known his otouto was the uke, but to see them like this was just hilarious. Not
that he would laugh, mind you.

All the while, he had been observing everyone and everything
around him. He had expected that Sasuke would back out at the moment of truth.
His little brother was just too predictable.

The Hyuuga prodigy is
thinking of taking advantage of the situation�

He had seen that light bulb there, even if it was only for a
fleeting moment.

Whilst the youngsters bickered among themselves, he turned
his attention to the last member of the group. Oh, he knew it was Orochimaru.
And he knew the Sannin was here to try and get his foolish little brother
again. He wasn�t worried, though. He knew Naruto was too much of an anchor for
the Sasuke ship to be steered by Captain Orochimaru.

He also knew that Orochimaru, in all his evil power, was not
privy to the information available to him. The older Uchiha prided himself in
knowing that he knew more than anyone in the ninja world; oh, and the readers,
too. After all, he wasn�t a psycho evil villain for nothing. He was sure they
were itching to squeeze many facts out of him. That is, if they knew he was
there, under a heavily concealed henge, and if they were able to get a hold of
him. He sighed.

It was a tough job to keep tabs on everything, but someone
had to do it.

He was resigned to this noble cause�

Alert once again, he stared at Neji. The nineteen-year old
was clearly enjoying every second of his borrowed paradise. Itachi smirked.

He�s thinking of
putting this moment in his logbook on the podium of the shrine dedicated to
Naruto in his closet concealed under a high-level genjutsu. It�s amazing how he
and the heiress are so similar.

How he knew that, we�ll never know.

Itachi also knew that the spotlight would soon be shifting
to someone else. He didn�t mind. He knew that the authoress thought that the
readers were probably sick and tired of the word �know� and its derivatives
from overuse in his segment.

~*~

Rock Lee failed to do his daily training routine today,
hence the quietness this morning. He had been restless since the night before,
and he didn�t get any sleep. It was a good thing his flames of youth surpassed
the power of the formation of eye bags. God forbid! Most people couldn�t stand
to look at his round eyes without them, what more if those existed!

And all that just because of the note Shizune-san had passed
him the day before.

�This is from Hokage-sama,� she had said with a wink.

Lee opened the note again and stared at the untidy scrawls and
squiggles that were supposed to be Tsunade-hime�s calligraphy. He had spent the
whole night deciphering the message. And no, it wasn�t coded. Her handwriting
was just really bad, as most doctors were wont to have.

It simply said, �Mission
approved. Expect visitors tomorrow.�

Two teeny weenie sentences. Five words.

Most shinobi would probably be screaming obscenities right
now (all that work just for five words in two sentences!); but not this one. He
was chosen to bear the flames of youth. Whatever that was.

And so the taijutsu specialist waited patiently for the nins
to arrive. He was nervous and excited at the same time. His request was really
difficult: he wouldn�t be surprised if it were ranked as an S-class. Unable to
do anything else, he crossed his fingers and hoped for the best.

Round eyes became even more circular (if that was even
possible) as he heard a series of knocks.

They�re here!

He wasted no time in opening it, welcoming his five visitors
with a blinding flash of his pearly whites. He was mildly surprised at the
identities of the three. He didn�t know the other two, though.

After recovering, the leader smirked at him, an eternal fire
of youth in his blue eyes.

�Rock Lee, we�re here to give you a make-over.�

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A/N: Chibi rolls over
the floor, laughing. Please review and tell me what you think! Oh, and no
offense to doctors out there� It�s just that, from where I come from, doctors
tend to have chicken scratch handwriting.

Anyway, I hope you had fun in this chapter!

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