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Itachi's Sicko Rules	By : YuriKuro Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 956 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-Moving in
- 2-Let the war begin!
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Hi again!! It took 9 days to pop this one out of my head. I�m sorry if this is not fast enough, but I have a life you know! No seriously, I really can�t go faster than this and chapter 3 will probably take even more time, just so you know. Anyway, here goes chappy 2!=^_^=

� talks�
�thoughts�
*phone conversation*

Itachi�s Sicko Rules

Chapter 2: Let the War begin!

� ARGHHH�.ITACHI!!!�

All the maids were blushing madly around me. Some screamed, some were drooling and there�s even one, no, I think it was two who actually fainted. Well, who could blame them considering I was the one running in the hallway soakin� wet with only a towel around my waist. Yeah! a towel. And a freakin tiny one no less!

~**~~**~

It�s been two weeks since I moved in. My little war preliminaries went pretty well. I was able to break rules 10-9-8-7 and six with no problem at all except for the fact that days have been added to my stay of course. There was something wrong though. I mean, I know my brother, he�s a demon that goes by only one principle: you piss me off, I piss you off. So letting me go that easily after I broke his stupid rules left me a little uneasy.

�That is, until now.

It was 10 in the morning, I took a nice, warm shower like I usually do everyday since I�m here. Locking the door behind me, taking my cloths off and jumping in with my soap bar.

Then, I heard a little sound coming from the door, the sound of a lock being�unlocked.

� Dammit Itachi! If you want to get back at me for yesterday, fine! But wait until I�m finished here!� I growled.

� I�m not here because you weren�t with me for supper yesterday, I�m here on another purpose Sasuke.�

� Well, why can�t you go in your own bathroom if you need to pee so badly that you have to use mine while I�m in?�

� Foolish little brother�� He said in what sounded to me like a suspicious amused tone followed by a devious smirk.

� Hey! If you�re here for some kind of eye-candy, well, you just unlocked the wrong door moron! I�m not a fantasy toy. Now fuck the Hell off!� I said half sarcastically and half seriously.

� Hmm. Now that you mention it, you do look pretty sexy through this shower-curtain. I would never thought you�d be that muscular at 18 years old Sasuke, not even in my wildest dreams!� He licked his lips and started to laugh.

� DON�T MAKE FUN OF ME! GET OUT!�

He stopped laughing. � Just hit a nerve I see. Okay, I�ll leave you alone, but I�ll take these in exchange though. I�m very fond of my sixth rule, breaking it would mean considerable consequences for you little brother. You should think twice about what you�re doing before going any further. Defying me has never been of good health, look at where all my opponents are right now�� He said expressionless as always and left.

� Or they�re six feet underground or worst, still alive, but in a hospice having nightmare about you 24/7� I thought sighing in deep compassion for them. At 24 years old, my brother, the �prodigy�, was already the top of elites lawyers, not any kind though, special ones. Military lawyers. But what I�m afraid of is what he did �before� that. From 17 to 21, he was the head of a special military squad.� I really feel sorry for the people that ever met him��

� Who cares what he did before? Don�t just stand there!� I scold myself. � He just left with my�he took my��

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� ITACHIIII!!!�

~**~~**~

So that explain why I was running half naked down the Hallway.

� Where are you you filthy arrogant moronic bastard?!� I yelled as I passed the living room, well, one of the many living rooms.

� If you�re lookin for me Sasuke, I�m here.� He said almost as a whisper.

I stopped and went back to the room entrance. � Who else would I be calling an arrogant bastard but you Itachi?� I said quite irritated.

� One more day added to your stay Sasu��

� Oh cut the crap asshole. I want my cloths back.�

� That won�t be possible.�

� Where are my cloths!?�

And then he pointed the fireplace not even bothering to look at it.

There was a huge heap of ashes still burning�clothing ashes�

� WHAT?!! You burned my cloths! All of them!!� I yelled hysterically. � Even my shoes!�

� What�s wrong with you? You really are psycho!�

� Stop yelling Sasuke! You�re the one who started this��

� No �YOU� are the one Itachi. When you signed the papers without consulting me first. You knew I�d be against it and still, you obliged me to live with you. For thirteen years, not once I wished to see you again. I never wanted to be here and you forced me to.� I said looking down with disgust.

� Don�t tell me you�re gonna cry again.� He laughed slightly.

� Fuck you!� I cried out walking out of his sight.

I went to my room and put on a pair of black cargo pants and a dark green t-shirt that I�ve hidden under my pillow. I don�t know why, but I think somehow I knew something similar to this would happen and prepared for it. I�d never imagined he would have gone as far as to burn my cloths though. Maybe hide them, but not actually destroying them.

� Damn sicko�� I hissed. � He�s good! But I�m not that bad myself. He�ll see what I�m capable of alright�I lost the first battle, but the war isn�t finished yet until rule # 1 gets violated.� I grinned and grabbed Itachi�s rules list.

Rule # 10: You will address to me as Itachi, brother or sir and nothing more.

� CHECKED. That�s easy enough to break considering every time I see him I call him by one of my lovely nicknames such as: asshole, shit-head, tight-ass, or stupid arrogant psychotic bastard (that�s my fav.).

So I guess this one is a success.�

Rule # 9: You are obliged to respect the 11pm curfew.

� CHECKED. The first time I broke it, I had to sleep outside cause I got back at 3am, but all the times I planned on breaking that one, I made sure I wouldn�t get back until the next afternoon.

So yeah, this one is a success too I guess.

Rule # 8: You must be home for supper with me at 6 pm everyday of the week.

� CHECKED. Perfect score! Not once in 15 days did I respect this one. Seeing him on mornings was already too much for my poor mind. A full hour with him in my face would of kill me for sure!

Total success!

Rule # 7: You may use the training room, the pool or any other room at your liking, but with one condition: you can do as you please as long as you don�t violate any of the nine other rules�

� CHECKED. I�ve violated rule # 10 something like hundreds of times. Not directly, but I think it still counts though since every time I hit the punching bag I kept on crying out Itachi�s name followed by some word of the oh so rich and delicate vocabulary of mine. Then, there was rule # 6 at the pool�I DON�T wear speedos got it!

Rule 7, success then.

Rule # 6: While you�re in this house and in its surroundings, you will wear only what I tell you to.

� CHECKED. First at the pool and then another time when Itachi had highly graded visitors coming over and I decided to put on my goth-punkish gear. An outfit that I rarely wear because of its absence of material on some level. But wow did it worked! For military men, they sure were freaked out! They even suspected Itachi to have �gay non-moral practices�. He was so pissed off at me and that was sooo hilarious! That�s probably the reason why I only have a pair of pants and a t-shirt left though. But hey! I suppose it was worth it!

A painful success, but still a success.

Rule # 5: You are not permitted to smoke, wear makeup, piercing of any kind whatsoever and you must hide your tattoos as well.

� IN PROGRESS. That shouldn�t be too hard. I already broke the makeup and piercing parts. All there is left is the smoking and tattoos parts.

I sighed and continued my inventory. � From now on, it�ll be more difficult. Rules 4-3-2 and one will need some exterior help.�

Rule # 4: You do not bring snakes, reptiles, tarantulas or any of these �things� you use to have before.

� IN ABEYANCE. Well, I already have Pinkumo with me right now, but I don�t think an Antilles Pink Toe would scare the shit out of Itachi, I�ll get Neji on this case, he�s gonna have to bring me �Itachi� here. Yeah, I called my other tarantula Itachi, it�s an Usumbara Orange Baboon and is extremely aggressive when handled by someone other then me. Not to mention that �Itachi� has a certain annoying tendency, he attempts to bite if you look at him funny�sooo Itachi-like.

Rule # 3: You cannot have any friends coming over.

� IN QUEUE. With all the surveillance outside, I�m gonna need Shikamaru for the camera problem. Naruto and Gaara will surely take care of the guards as they�re always looking for fights everywhere!

Rule # 2: No sex allowed within these walls and fences.

� IN QUEUE. Well�Normally I don�t do that on command, so I guess I�ll have to make an exception for this time, but the thing is�with whom? Hmm, we�ll see later about that.

Rule # 1: You are �not allowed in my room under any circumstances.

� IN QUEUE. What�s so special about his room anyway? Top-secret files? Weapons? Erotic goodies? Nan, it�s probably something like pink furniture and plush-toys scattered all around his room.� I laughed loudly. �All I have to do is go in and this whole thing will be finished.�

I stretched and got up from my bed. � Time to do some calls now.�

~**~~**~

� How troublesome�� Shikamaru sighed.

� Yeah, just like he said. Why did you ask us to meet you in a shopping center?� Naruto asked annoyed.�

� He�s right you know.� Neji started. � You don�t usually ask us to meet up so fast at the last second and in a place like this. What�s the rush? And you damn know I hate shopping.�

� �� That was Gaara�s only comment.

� Always as talkative as ever Gaara.� I smiled. � I have a story to tell you guys. After that, you�ll probably understand why we�re in a shopping center.�

� Ahh c�moonnnn..�

� Just shut up and listen Naruto, it�s important.� I said calmly.

� �Since my parents died, I had to live with my brother��

� What? Since when do you have a bros man?� Naruto asked.

� Since I was born unfortunately��

**~~***~~**

I explained everything to them. From when I was a six years old child to when my parents died and I had to move in with Itachi and his sicko rules.

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� Jeez, that�s shitty� Naruto smiled weakly.

� Hey! Don�t you guys even dare to think I need compassion or pity. What I need right now is your help.� I said in a serious tone handing to each of them a list of my brother�s rules. � I want you all to help me breaking four rules of this damned list. The last four I haven�t break yet. I�ll need you Shikamaru for your hacking skills. Naruto and Gaara for your fighting skills and Neji for your byakugan. By the way, I�d like you to bring �Itachi� too.� I laughed seeing Neji�s face.

� I see why you called him �Itachi� now!� Neji laughed. � There�s no problem, I�ll bring him. Just tell me when and that�ll be arranged. I think I�m the only one besides you that can control your mule-head tarantula.�

� That�d be great thanks. Now let�s do some shopping��

� You can�t be serious?� Neji asked.

� Sasuke, you know we�re not into shopping.� Naruto whined.

� How troubl��

� I know Shikamaru, troublesome. But I�m in great need of cloths. It�s urgent you see.�

� Why?� Gaara asked.

� Because my stupid brother burned my whole wardrobe, even my underwear, that�s why.�

� WHAT?!! Is he some kind of deranged sick idiot or what?� Naruto cried out.

� Exactly what you just said. He�s a moron.� I sighed.

(4 hours later�)

� Kay, I�ll call you all when the time comes, now I have to go back�home.� I said like I was gonna puke the last word. � Thanks for the shopping time guys!�

� You�re leaving already?� Neji stated.

� I thought you didn�t like being there.� Naruto said all confused.

The four of them seemed pretty worried and that made me smile. A cocky smile. � You�re right, I don�t, but I have a surprise for Itachi tonight��

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� As I know you, I bet this is gonna be interesting.� Shikamaru grinned lazily. � Well, we won�t hold you here any longer, but you better tell us what reactions your mischievousness will provoke this time, or should I say evilness�� He laughed.

� Hey! What is it with you and bad intentions when it comes to me?� I asked amused. � Anyway, I wouldn�t want to be late for supper with my awesome brother would I? See you around�soon I guess!� I continued, walking away.

~**~~**~

( 5:57pm, the same day)

� Sir Uchiha, your younger brother has arrived for supper tonight.� A maid told Itachi.

Itachi�s jaw would of dropped to the floor if it wasn�t for the table in front of him that got in the way and his stubborn icy attitude.

� Sasuke�what is he up to this time?� He thought fixing the chair that belonged to me.

I was in the entrance of the dining room at 6 o�clock sharp. As soon as I put one foot in, the maids were going at it again: maid blushing.

� Jeez, what�s up with them?� I thought sighing. � It�s only a damned kimono!�

Tonight, for this special occasion, I decided to put on a black silk kimono. Black belt, zori sandals and socks. The whole deal�except for my classic American boxers, no damned Japanese speedos thank you very much!

Even though I hate this sort of clothing, I must admit that I looked pretty damn good in it. My pale creamy skin gave off a nice contrast with the black material. I tied up the obi belt a little lower than usual and left the kimono half open exposing my bare torso.

With a serious and determined face, I walked forward until I reached Itachi�s side and made eye contact�
� Good evening brother.� I said, gazing at him with wanting eyes.

� Uchiha War phase two. He thinks I�m sexy, well let�s give him a good show worth his money.� I grinned mentally.

� Good evening Sasuke. I didn�t think you�d bow to my rules so fast�anyway, I�m glad. This kimono suits you well.� He said with charcoal dull eyes.

� You think?� I asked leaning on his shoulder, talking at his ear level. � Wait until I take it off just for you�� I purred and then, placed my right hand on his cheek and kissed the corner of his mouth.

I gently pushed away from him, gave him a satisfied seductive smile and turned my back to him so I could get to my chair. Any second now Itachi would get on his feet and punch my face to the wall.

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Still waiting�

Nothing happened. I looked up to him and�

He was glaring at me with his hands crossed under his chin.� You think you can get me out of control with a little play like this Sasuke? You�ll need to put much more effort then this if you want to bring me down.�

He got up from his chair and walked toward me. He then leaned on me. � Something much deeper like this�� He said, placing one hand on my neck and burrowing the other in my hair.

� What the fu��

� Hmmphhfffnnnnnnnnn.� A sound that started as a protest and finished in a moan as Itachi forced his sweet playful tongue into my mouth seeking mine.

Strange how gravity works in certain situations�

I ended up with his hand sliding down my chest sending me weird, but awesome shivers. He then stopped as he reached my abs and continued dancing with my tongue. Itachi sucked on it slooowly and broke the kiss softly.

I was panting hard and almost fell from my chair as I grabbed my brother�s kimono and held tight to it. I was flushed from embarrassment and angrier than ever. I wanted to kick his ass, throw him on the moon, rip his head off! Itachi kissed me! Not just an innocent stupid peck like I did to him! My brother, my own blood French-kissed me for god sake!!�and I liked it�

After I caught my breath back and turned toward him to send him straight to Hell, he locked his eyes on mine. � See? Now I�m sure you�re pissed off!� He said deviously laughing.

All I wanted to do was going to the bathroom and puke my guts out. Every time I tried to do something to get on his nerves, things awkwardly just turned against me.

� Aren�t you going to say something little brother?�

� You�re not worth my saliva.� I said and showed him my high up middle finger. Then I walked away straight to my room.

� Damnit, damnit, damnit!!� I cried out, took my cell phone and called Neji.

*Yeah hello.*

� It�s Sasuke.�

* What�s up?*

� I need you to bring Itachi here tomorrow afternoon, I�ll wait outside the gates.�

* Did something happened between you and your brother tonight?*

� Yeah�My mouth�s just been raped by my brother�s.� I said angrily.

* WHAT?!!*

� I�ll explain everything tomorrow. Now I just feel like going to sleep and never wake up.�

* Tomorrow, what time?*

� 5pm.�

* Okay then, see ya.*

� Thanks, bye.�

I turned off my cell phone and sighed touching my lips.

Note to myself: Don�t ever try to get physical contact with Itachi ever again! Not even handshakes or it�ll turn against you ten times worst.

� All I had in mind was to wear this stupid kimono like he�d want to and by the end of supper, light on a cigarette and display one of my tattoos so I could get my brother out of his hinges and finally, completely break the fifth rule. I didn�t had any intentions of kissing him or touching him, it�s like�it�s as if I wasn�t acting on my own��

� Wait a damned minute! I didn�t planned or wanted any of this! So that means�Itachi did it, he used his Sharingan against me!�

� CHIRASU SHARINGAN!� I yelled, activating my own crimson red eyes.

I woke up on my bed with Itachi staring at me. The last thing I remembered that was real was when I entered the dining room wearing a black kimono and looking up to Itachi. After that? No I didn�t forget. Though for once, I kinda wished for a total blank.

� Had a nice dream brother?� He grinned like he was proud of himself.

� You put a damned illusion on me you freak! You just infringed the greatest law of the Uchiha, never use your Sharingan against another.� I yelled hysterically.

� I�m surprised you actually know that, since you never been into Uchiha�s affairs.� He said in a low tone.

� Shut up!��Did you..did you look into it?� I asked trying to hide my blushing cheeks.

� �No. But maybe I should of.� He smirked. � You know, you look gorgeous when you moan in your sleep Sasuke.�

� ARGH!! GO TO HEL��

� Yeah, I know�� He waved and disappeared out of the room.

TBC

Hmmmm�So what do you think? I�m not sure this is what you expected for this chapter. Hope I didn�t spoiled everything!^^

By the way, my beta is on vacation right now so this fic won�t be checked until who knows when�

Oh and I have something to ask you all: To break rule # 2, I�m gonna need someone to pair Sasuke with, male or female doesn�t matter. I�d like to know whom you�d like Sasuke to get naughty with..h�h�. Just a lime though. Nobody goes all the way with him except for Itachi, that is, if anything happens at all�..Ouhouhhh..teasing me! M�not gonna tell ya! Anyway, I want to know what your preferences are, but of course, I have the last word. And PLEASE!! No Sakura!!! Thank you very much!!

THANK YOUS:

-Blisblop (first reviewer!! You really made my day back then!^^)

-Cfox (Poor Sasuke hasn�t won one yet. Next chap should be the right time to get the upper hand!..*X-Files theme song* lol, sorry about that.)

-Poo_n_pee (Jeez�that made me laugh! Sex with tarantulas! Yhhuuk..h�h�)

-Midnight_Miko (I�m glad you seemed to like it �that� much! Thanks for the cute review.)

-Bubble gum

-Sasumuffin (Thank you soooo much!! 2 reviews Wow!! It�s not everyday I have a fan so desperate to get more of my stuff like that!! Lol. If you liked this chapter, write your e-mail address on your next review (if you ever write one^_^) and I shall tell you when I update and give you a better appreciation of your review. Normally I write one to everyone who reviews and leave their e-mails�anyway, thanks again!)

-Crystal (If you�re waiting for some ItaSasu, well, no lemon is coming up yet, but lime will�)

-Anon

-Kaya (I�m happy you liked it so far =^_^=)

-Just_me (Thanks for telling me about the 3rd person thing. Originally, it was suppose to be that way, so when I changed everything to the first, I forgot the �he smirks� part.)

-Shiki (hope it was updated fast enough for you! If not, gomen!)

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-Deviey (Hope you rate my second chap as �totally awsome� as the first!=^.^=)

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