Oh Baby!

K.A.F.: (squeals) I'm sooo happy! People liked this fic! (types replies to reviews at the end)

NARUTO: (frowns) I dun get it! Why am I the one pregnant? Why not Sasuke? He looks more like a girl...

SASUKE: (glare) URUSAI, DOBE!

K.A.F.: But Naru-chan is a more kawaii uke, don't you think sasu-chan?

SASUKE: (glare) DON'T CALL ME SASU-CHAN!

NARUTO: But I call you Sasu-chan... (pout) You don't like? (eyes begin to water)

SASUKE: (panics) Um... ano... That's not what I meant Naru-chan...

K.A.F.: (brings bowl of popcorn from kitchen and sit downs to enjoy the show)

NARUTO: (cries) Sasuke is mean! I won't call you that EVER again!

SASUKE: (continues to panic) Naru-chan I wasn't talking to you... You can call me anything you like...

NARUTO: (continues to cry) YOU DON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE! MEAN SASUKE!

SASUKE: (more panic) Naru-chan... ano... ano... (faces lights up) Do you want some ramen?

NARUTO: Dun want ramen...

SASUKE: O.O! (passes out)

NARUTO: (wipes spit tears) hehehe How was that? (bows)

K.A.F.: (stands up and claps) ENCORE! ENCORE!

NARUTO: (looks around) Umm... why don't we continue with the next chappy first?

K.A.F.: (smiles) Oks! Oh! I don't own Naru-chan or any of 'em characters! Enjoy!

Flashback


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“OH BABY!”
By: KoolAnimeFreek
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Chapter 2: “Naruto… PREGNANT?”

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Rumors were going around the village of Konoha.

Some people said they had seen the Uchiha heir look at tiny baby clothes and toys longingly. Others said that if you looked really close you could make out a tiny smile on the usual stoic Sharingan user. Closer “friends” (if you could call them that) to the genius said that his personality had changed overnight and that he now didn’t glare as hard anymore. But was it true?

Another topic of gossip was a certain fox-man.

People were confused as to why the bouncy I-will-become-Hokage-proclaimer had decided to stop being a ninja. Missions were assigned but none included the blonde bright eyed Kyubi-holder.

Even his follower and rival, now a low-class chuunin Konohamaru couldn’t understand the attitude of his leader.

The girls and women of the village were even more confused. They had seen the orange-clad ninja buying groceries and cleaning supplies, forgotten were the kunais and shurikens.

Ichiraku’s (1) cook was at a loss. His most valued customer had stopped coming for his daily huge dose of ramen for a whole week.

Stories of alien invasions (a/n- something odd to be talked about in a ninja village...don't ya think?) and of polluted water in the Uchiha-Uzumaki household were the main causes people thought of when hearing about the pair.

When seen together, the pair seemed to just GLOW. They looked so happy! Uchiha Sasuke even smiled in PUBLIC for the first time since who knows when! But even with all the buzz, the couple seemed oblivious of what was going on!

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“Okay! I’ve had enough of this!” Sakura barked showing momentarily her inner Sakura personality. She was fed up about the rumors and gossip. She was Naruto’s and Sasuke’s teammate and closest girl friend and somehow the whole keeping-news-from-the-cherry-blossom was pissing her off.

Sakura, Ino, Chouji, Shikamaru, Kiba, Akamaru, Shino, Hinata, Lee, Neji and TenTen were gathered in the back room of the Yamanaka flower shop. They had decided to take matters into their hands…

…Actually Ino and Sakura decided. They just dragged everybody else along…

“Yes, forehead! We gotta find out what’s going on!” Ino said with a smug grin directed at her rival of forever. Even the gossip-queen wanted to find out exactly what was going on! ‘The more to spread around’ she snickered inwardly.

“How troublesome,” drawled Shikamaru knowing perfectly well what Ino was thinking about doing. Chouji nodded agreeing with his best friend while chomping on his chips.

Ino sharply turned and with a glare growled, “Urusai (2), Shika!”

Schooling her features to a sweet creepy smile, Ino regarded the others daring them to make a comment.

Shivering for looking at the smile, the boys (a/n- except Shika and Chouji… they’re used to it. Oh and Shino and Neji cuz they’re stoic) gulped.

“U-umm, I-Ino-san, Ss-sakura-san, I-I don’t t-think we should intrude in their b-business… I-if t-t-they want to t-tell us, t-t-they will…” the shy Hinata stuttered quietly.

Kiba gave a glance to his girlfriend and slung an arm around her shoulders. “YES! What Hina-chan said!” he said loudly, earning a quick peck on the cheek by a blushing Hinata. Akamaru was about to bark in agreement when the loud voice of the pink blob (a/n- his opinion and mine…hehe) decided to spat.

“GAH! But I CAN’T wait! I WANNA know NOW!”

“Yes, yes, Ino and Sakura are right.” TenTen said and after mumbled under her breath, “Even though I don’t know what I’m doing here… I don’t even know them that well.”

“YOSHI (3)! Let’s use our youthful minds and think of something equally youthful to do!” Lee shouted striking a pose, blinding his friends with his shinny teeth.

Neji graced the group with a roll of his eyes but remained quiet by such pathetic performance of his self-appointed rival.

After all, he did want to know what his foxy-man was up to. ‘Even if it involves that bastard.’ He growled quietly.

Glancing to each other, Sakura and Ino shared a wicked smile.

“Okay, here’s what we’ll do.”

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Naruto was humming while cleaning up the apartment. After finishing with the bedroom and bathroom, he had decided to attack the sticky, gross muck that was starting to grow on the stove.

Two hours later, a sweaty and tired but pleased Naruto slumped on the worn couch in the living room.

“Ah. Finally!” he breathed, marveling in the wonderful smell of pine that filled the apartment.

Deciding to take a bath and then a nap, Naruto stood up and started towards the bathroom.

A sharp knock made him stop on his tracks and with a tired grumble, he cursed.

“Dammit! Who is it now? It better be a live-or-death situation!”

Opening the door, Naruto glared at the figure outside his door.

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Closing the door behind him, Sasuke thought about his talk with Hokage-sama. He walked quietly to the stairs and descended.

“Did you want to see me, Hokage-sama?”

The blonde leader glanced thoughtfully to the former #1 Rookie.

“Yes, Sasuke-kun. I wanted to speak to you about Naruto’s condition.”

Sasuke frowned and looked expectantly for Tsunade to continue.

“As Naruto has probably already told you, his pregnancy was certainly unexpected.”

Earning a nod, the Hokage continued. “Being that he became pregnant with the help of the Kyubi, it is most likely that the pregnancy will be risky. His male body is not built to endure the pregnancy. The first few months will be the easiest but risky all the same. I have spoken to Naruto about pre-natal vitamins and such which he will have to consume daily. Also moderate exercises as well as a healthy diet are in order. But this isn’t why I call you here.”

Tsunade stood up and walked towards his highest ranked shinobi.

“Sasuke. It is very important for you to be supportive. Naruto is a special case. It is most likely that he will be the only male in existence to become pregnant and it will single him out. I know that most of your generation has found out about the Kyubi within him. It is important that you speak with him about sharing his pregnancy with others. I don’t think he will feel comfortable but I may be wrong. I know that it is difficult to deal with this,” Tsunade raised a hand stopping Sasuke’s retort. “I’m talking about the future, Sasuke. I will have to be very cautious with Naruto’s pregnancy and I have to tell you that if the villagers’ are to find out of the pregnancy, it may become dangerous for Naruto to be alone. If the opportunity arises, I will have to find some kind of protection for him and your child. I know that you are perfectly capable; however missions may come in the way. We will talk further about this issue in the future. On another note, for the last 3 months of the pregnancy Naruto will have to be in constant observation. It is important for his health as well as the baby’s. I know that this is very important for the both of you and I’m willing to help along the way.”

“Thank you, Hokage-sama. I don’t know what I would do if something happened to Naruto.” Embarrassed by his outburst, Sasuke turned around.

Tsunade let out a small smile and put a hand on Sasuke’s shoulder and patted lightly.

“I’m glad Naruto found you.”

Stepping out of the Hokage building, Sasuke glanced at the mid-morning blue sky. ‘So much like the color of Naruto’s eyes,’ he thought. ‘Will the baby have my eyes or Naruto’s?’

Lost in his thoughts, Sasuke didn’t notice the small smile displayed in his face. However, the villagers did and started murmuring with each other.

Suddenly the sharp cry of “SASUKE-KUUUUUN” broke Sasuke from his musings.

Wincing, the last Uchiha survivor, stopped and turned around watching the female figure approach him.

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Two figures stumble in a dark room. Both are gagged and blindfolded. Ropes tightly prevent them from moving. Two people push the figures towards two chairs in the middle of the room.

Another two figures untie the blindfolds.

Light suddenly fills the room.

The captives blink furiously trying to adjust to the light.

Ten people and a dog surround the couple.

“Okay! It’s time to answer some questions.” A pink haired kunoichi sweetly says.

The brunette captive glared furiously at his kidnappers.

At the same time, the blue eyes of the blonde captive widened before snapping into slits.

“UNTIE US!” they growled simultaneously.

“How troublesome.” (a/n- u may want to guess who speaks... hehe)

“Oh the passion of youth!”

“A-a-ano.”

“…”

“…”

“Woof”

“Aww, kawaii Hina-chan!”

“I don’t know what I’m even doing here.”

“Hand that bag of chips, Shika.”

“URUSAI!” the blonde kunoichi growled loudly. “We are here for answers!”

The group suddenly grew quiet. Well, with the exception of the crunching of chips and the whimpers of Akamaru.

The captives glanced at each other.

‘Dammit what do I do? This is exactly what Hokage-sama was talking about.’ Sasuke looked at his love and noticed his determined look. Giving Naruto a small smile and a nod, he stayed quiet.

“Okay okay. I’ll tell you!” Naruto loudly exclaimed earning the rapt attention of his kidnappers.

Smiling sincerely, he said, “I’m pregnant!”

Jaws on the floor and eyes the size of dinner plates, the group of kidnappers fell anime style, swirly eyes in place.

Smiling proudly to each other, Sasuke and Naruto chuckled.

Sakura was the first to recuperate and with a voice disturbingly loud asked disbelieving, “Naruto…PREGNANT?”

TBC-

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(1) The ramen shop that Naru loves (NARUTO: HELL YEAH!)

(2) 'Shut up' in Japanese.

(3) 'All right' in Japanese.

A/N- YAY! I'm done with another chappy!
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