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The Proud Green Bet (take 2)	By : FireSpark Category: Naruto > Het - Male/Female Views: 1428 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Maito Gai came home whistling
from a good day of training with his three-man team. Lee was recovering well, Neji�s
temperament seemed to be improving, and Tenten was
starting to use heavy windmill shurikens�she was
dangerous with those.
I�m so proud of you, my
students. Keep up your hard work! The best Leaf gennin
team will surpass even the Sand ninjas.
I am watching your abilities grow to new heights with each passing day. I am definitely a better teacher than� my
eternal rival, Kakashi!
As he
reached his door, he suddenly stopped. What�s
this? The door� he always placed an
invisible seal on it to tell him if it had been opened. The seal was still there, but� it was all
wrong. It wasn�t even a good fake. Whoever did this must have been totally
drunk! Someone had come in but clumsily
tried to repair the telltale seal! But who, and why? Kakashi� could this be a trick of yours? Or, perhaps assassins from the Akatsuki who I scared away?
There�s nothing of value in here, no information� the only reason to
enter would be to get to me, meaning� the person who did this is still here
waiting for me. I�ll just have to find
him first� I will not lose to whoever is inside here! He opened the door.
His house
was dark and quiet. He moved silently
along the walls, senses alert, wondering whom he would encounter. If it�s Kakashi�
he imagined Kakashi jumping out from somewhere and
surprising him in his own house with some hip little greeting. How humiliating! If I let Kakashi
catch me by surprise, I will have to catch 100 insects by sound alone in one
night. He entered the kitchen. Was everything in place here? He looked around. Hmm� had he left that cookie jar open? It would be just like Kakashi
to steal his food!
The hall bathroom? Hiding
behind a drawn shower curtain was an old ninja trick. Neither Kakashi nor
a jounin-level assassin would do such a basic
thing. Unless they knew he would think
that! Ha! No, nothing there. But the enemy had to be somewhere�
Suddenly,
he heard a noise. Something moved. His strained senses finally rewarded
him! It was coming from� his bedroom!
Kakashi�
in my bedroom? Why would
he be there� could he�no! Gai banished the
thought.
As he snuck
closer to the door, he heard something else.
Was that a laugh? More precisely, a feminine giggle? What was going on here?
I�ll get
to the bottom of this. He placed his
hand on the bedroom doorknob. He
listened for a moment. Then, he flung
the door open and charged inside, turning on the lights!
�Ha! I have caught you, my eternal riv�Aaaah!�
Gai�s jaw dropped. �Hokage-sama! What are you doing in my house?!�

Tsunade,
cheeks pink with alcohol and kimono hanging tentatively low around her
shoulders and chest, smiled at him and drunkenly blew him a kiss. �I thought I�d pay you a little visit� Maito Gai-san. A
good leader should keep close ties with her� top men, don�t you think? I hope you�ll forgive my sneaking in. You responded expertly.� She walked up to him and ran a finger down
his side seductively.
�Hokage-sama, why are you acting so
strange!? This is� definitely
wrong! I don�t understand!�
Tsunade stepped back and ran her hands along the top of her
kimono. �Oh� it�s simple really. I may be a leader, but I am also a
woman. If I can�t have fun with my
subordinates, then who can I have fun with?
My peers are all old men. I
prefer someone who still retains� a bit of the energy of youth! I came here because I want you, Gai.� She pulled her
clothes down to her waist, assaulting his senses with her genjutsu-preserved
body.
Gai lost his mind.
He covered his eyes desperately, and yelled. �I should not be seeing this,
I should not be seeing this! Hokage-sama! Someone
has definitely used some sort of jutsu on your
mind! Recover your senses!�
Tsunade was miffed. Kakashi, Anko, and Asuma spoke to her through the mind-linking seal they had
temporarily marked on the backs of their necks.
�Well� what can I say?� drawled Kakashi. �I told you he was gay, Godaime-sama. If
that doesn�t prove it��
�I told
you I had tried the same thing,� Kurenai said.
She thought
angrily back at them. �Shut up! This isn�t over yet! Maybe he�s just not a visual person, or not a
large-breasts man. I haven�t lost just
yet!�
Tsunade softly reached out and took one of Gai�s hands from his face.
�What are
you doing��
She kissed
it softly, then pressed it against her cheek. �Mmm� your touch
feels so good, Gai.
Let me come closer to you�� she leaned forward to kiss Gai on the lips.
What is going on, what is going on,
what is going on� is she mad? Maybe it�s
an impostor! Wait�impostor! That�s it!
Kakashi, you nearly outsmarted me this time�
but no one would believe such a horribly out-of-character Hokage! The woman who healed my Rock Lee would never
behave in such an immodest way, even horribly drunk! This is one of your tricks!
He held
out his fingers in the anti-genjutsu seal just before
Tsunade�s lips met his. �Kai!�
Tsunade kissed him passionately. He seemed to be completely rigid and
still. Well, at least he�s
nervous. That�s a sign that this is at
least getting to him in some way. Wait�
what was that he just did? And why do I
feel� so�?
She
pulled back. Gai�s
face was the same color as his jumpsuit.
He stared at her face, her body, and just trembled.
He had
dispelled her youth. Standing before
him, and having just kissed him with tongue, was a terrifying old creature the
likes of which not even the senior Proud Green Beast of the Leaf could stand
against.
Gai fainted.
Kakashi, Asuma, and Kurenai had seen Tsunade through
her own eyes. They stood in silent
shock.
�That�
was more than I needed to see. That
regeneration jutsu� nothing could be worth such a
horrible price.�
�They
almost reach her hips! The horror� for
once, thank goodness I�m only a B.�
�That
was... well, I�ve seen worse, at least.�
Asuma was thick-skinned to such things, having
once walked in on his great uncle the Third taking a bath. After that, nothing could truly faze him ever
again.
Tsunade renewed her sexy illusion, felt her body reshape
itself as reality bent around her, and looked down at Gai
on the floor. How horrible.
�So, do
you give up yet?�
�No, Kurenai. This wise
old woman has a few more tricks up her sleeve.
I�ve been around the block with enough men to consider myself something
of an expert. This man may not be a raging
heterosexual like Jiraiya, but I know that he has
potential. So no, I do not give up yet�
not even after that.�
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