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Digital Love	By : YaoiloverS Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1196 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Yaoilover S: Well here’s my disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or else I would’ve made Itachi, Orochimaru, Kabuto, Sasuke, Gaara, and Neji group rape him.
Naruto: What! You wouldn’t dare!
Yaoilover S: Oh, would I: Evil grin:
Naruto: Um…oh yeah you didn’t finish your other disclaimer.
Yaoilover S: Meir Golt(My god)! You’re right! I also don’t I also own Digimon. Oh and this chapter will be a little bit shorter than the first, sorry!
Ch. 2 Bokura no Digital World (from Digimon)
Naruto was sleeping in his bed, dreaming about ramen when-
Bonk
“Ow!” Naruto yelped as he sat up and rubbed his head.
“Wake up stupid” Shikamaru said as he prepared to hit the blonde again.
“Wait, don’t hit me! I need to tell the hag something,” Naruto screamed as he covered his head.
The lazy boy hit Naruto one more time before throwing the pillow at him. “Fine but you better not do something stupid a-achoo”
“Hey, watch it!” Naruto wiped away the saliva.
“Sorry, I got a little sick because of Haku’s dare.” Shikamaru blew his nose on Naruto’s shirt.
“Hey, I’m not your tissue!” he took off the shirt and threw it at the brunet.
“Oi Naruto,” Sasuke came in the room. “Kiba ate most of your breakfast,”
“What! I’ll get that stupid dog boy!” Naruto scrambled out of bed and ran to the kitchen.
“It’s about time you woke up,” Haku smiled.
“Why didn’t anyone wake me up?” Naruto wined as he looked at his empty plate.
“We thought you should be taught a lesson for hitting us with a pillow stuffed with bricks.” Lee took a bite of a piece of toast.
“Oh yeah, you got me sooo good guys,” Naruto said sarcastically.
“Well at least I brought the digital camera and video camera,“ Haku smiled.
Sasuke raised an eyebrow. “Why do you need that?”
“Naruto asked me to last night so I called my mom this morning.” Haku took a large spoon-full of cereal.
Sasuke looked at Naruto. “You’re taping it?” he growled.
Naruto rubbed the back of this neck. “Um…yeah,” He grinned.
Sasuke was about to kill the blonde when Kiba came out the bathroom. “Naruto you bastard! Look at this! Akamaru is still stuck on my cheek!”
“So, Just cut him off” Naruto said while eating Shikamaru’s eggs. “Yuck! This has jelly in it!” Naruto spat the egg out.
“I knew you were going to eat my food so I asked your mom to put jelly in mine.” Shikamaru said as he ate the other egg.
“Naruto, hurry up and get dressed, I’m leaving in 5 minutes.”
“That’s okay mom, I’m getting a ride,” Naruto laughed as he looked at Sasuke.
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” Sasuke looked at the blonde.
“Hey, you said you would do it,” Naruto shrugged as he took Haku’s cinnamon roll and ran upstairs.
“Come back here you damn thief!” Haku ran after the boy.
After a few fights, bites, and meals, everyone got dressed and headed out the front door.
"Okay Sasuke, I’m ready to go!" Naruto cheered as he waited for Sasuke on the front step.
"I'm coming dobe," Sasuke said as he put on his shoes. When Sasuke went out, he kneeled down, waiting for Naruto to get on.
As Naruto got on, he turned his head. "Haku, we're ready!"
"Haku? I said don't let him tape it!" Sasuke yelled.
"But I can't help it," Naruto smiled innocently.
"Hold on Naruto-kun," Haku said as he came down the stairs.
"You got the camera?" Naruto asked as he kicked Sasuke’s hips.
Sasuke growled and got up. "You know, you can just tell me that you want me to get up."
"Yeah I could but what's the fun in that?" Naruto cheered.
"I'm so lucky everyone else went home so that they can get dressed." Sasuke mumbled.
"Yeah, luckily your brother was nice enough to come here and drop off your things" Haku said as he turned on the camera.
"Let's go Sasuke!" Naruto yelled as he kicked Sasuke’s hips.
"Stop kicking me dobe!" Sasuke warned as he got up and started walking.
"Start taping Haku," Naruto said as he gives thumbs up to pose for the video.
Haku started taping and walked along the side from the two boys.
‘I can't believe I’m riding on Sasuke’s back! I might have made him mad but at least I’m touching him and not looking weird or at least not that weird compared to Sasuke!' Naruto grinned as he held Sasuke’s neck tighter.
"Oi dobe, if you want me to continue walking, then let go my neck, I can barely breathe." Sasuke said as he moved his head side to side.
"Oops, sorry," Naruto said as he lessened his grip. ‘Hmmmm, I wonder if we’ll be like this when we-gah stop! No Naruto don’t think about THAT now just keep your mind on something else!’ Naruto shook his head.
“Oi dobe, if you’re going to ride me then at least do it right by not falling off,” Sasuke said coldly as he started walking faster.
Naruto squeezed his eyes shut ‘Sakura naked, Sakura naked, Sasuke hot, sweaty, and naked…no! You can’t have dirty thoughts here!’
Just then Sasuke shifted Naruto’s legs
‘SAKURA NAKED! SAKURA NAKED!’ Naruto bit his lip. Naruto lost a little balance and started sinking until his ass was almost parallel to Sasuke’s.
‘Oh, Shit’ Naruto quickly put himself back to the original spot on Sasuke’s back sang one of his favorite song.
Born from an egg on a mountain top
Clap. Clap
The funkiest monkey that ever popped
He knows every magic trick under the sun
To tease the Gods and everyone
And have some fun
Clap. Clap
Monkey magic
Clap. Clap
Monkey magic
Clap. Clap
Monkey magic
Clap. Clap
Monkey magic
With a little bit of monkey magic
You'll see fireworks tonight
With a little bit of monkey magic
Everything will be all right

Born from an egg on a mountain top
Clap. Clap
The funkiest monkey that ever popped
He knows every magic trick under the sun
To tease the Gods and everyone
And have some fun
Clap. Clap
Monkey magic
Clap. Clap
Monkey magic
Clap. Clap
Monkey magic
Clap. Clap
Monkey magic
Clap. Clap
Monkey magic
Clap. Clap
Monkey magic
Clap. Clap
Monkey magic
Clap. Clap
Monkey magic- (That song is also from Donkey Konga 2 and this other game called Keyboardmania 3rd Mix which I don’t own either. Oh and during the whole song Naruto was singing and clapping and at the same time choking Sasuke.)
“Oi dobe, next time you sing a song like that and you’re on my back, I’ll kill you,” Sasuke growled as he still tried to get away from Haku’s evil camera.
Naruto took a deep breath. 'Okay Naruto just don't get hard and you'll be fine...just don't think about Sasuke fucking-AH HELL! HOW CAN I NOT THINK ABOUT HIM WHEN I'M ON HIS BACK! MY LEGS ARE WRAPPED AROUND HIM AND I CAN HEAR HIM BREATHE! AHH, OH CRAP I CAN'T GO HARD NOW! NO!'
Sasuke paused as he felt something stabbing his back.
Naruto froze. 'Aw crap'
"Naruto, what is stabbing my back?" Sasuke asked in an odd tone.
"Um..." he looked at Haku. Haku also noticed that Naruto froze.
'Hmm, I think I should help...yeah' Haku smiled to himself. "Naruto, did you remember to pack that rock to throw at your new teacher?" Haku asked.
"Rock?" Sasuke looked at Naruto.
"Oh yeah, my rock must be stabbing you," Naruto laughed. 'Thank you Haku.'
Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "Why didn't I feel it before?"
"Haku, are you still taping?" Naruto asked.
Sasuke frowned and started walking again. 'Damn, now that I wasted my time, more people will come and see me like this!' Sasuke cursed himself.
"Ah, what a good morning indeed!" Naruto grinned.
An hour later...
"This is a crappiest morning ever!" Naruto yelled.
"Of course it is, you got us lost!" Haku said as he hit Naruto on the head.
"It's not my fault, how was I suppose to know that it's different from middle school!" Naruto cried.
Haku sighed and put his hands on his hips. "Oh stop with the fake crying Naruto"
"It was worth a try," Naruto wiped away his saliva tears.
"Now, we need to know where we can find a 10th grader," Haku said as he looked around the field.
"Why a 10th grader?" Naruto tilted his head.
"Because 11th and 12th graders hate us for some stupid ass reason," Haku answered.
"Hey look, I’ll ask that girl over there," Naruto said as he pointed at a person with long dark hair and pearl-white eyes. "Oh never mind, she's blind." Naruto sighed.
"Um Naruto, he's not blind." Haku tapped Naruto's shoulder.
"It’s a girl Haku," Naruto said as he pointed at the same person.
"It's not polite to point at people." A voice called.
Naruto looked around. "Who said that? Sasuke? Shikamaru? Haku? -"
"I'm right here baka!" Haku yelled.
Naruto sweat dropped "Sorry, Kiba? Shino? Sakura?"
"That voice belongs to a boy stupid!" Haku hit Naruto's head.
"So, what does that have to do with anything?" Naruto rubbed his head. (Yaoilover S: Do you guys get that joke?)
"I said that you imbecile," an angry voice said.
Naruto turned around. "Oh, it's the girl I was pointing at. Do you know who said not to point at people?"
The boy sighed. "I did you twit and I'm a boy."
"...You can see me?" Naruto tilted his head.
"Of course I can see you" the boy crossed his arms.
Naruto held out a finger in front of the boy and moved it side to side.
"Stop waving your dirty finger in my face," the boy slapped Naruto’s hand away.
Naruto looked at him. "...Tell me where my class is."
"Why should I help a stupid freshmen?" the boy flicked Naruto's forehead.
Naruto rubbed his head and frowned. "If you don't help, then I’ll annoy you all day."
"Humph, you can't do such thing. I'm in 10th and your in 9th" the boy snarled.
Just then a teacher passed by. "Oh Neji, why aren’t you in class?"
"Well you see Mr. Reed I-"
“Oh hi there Mr. Um….person,” Naruto stood by Neji. "Niji here-"
"Neji" everyone corrected.
"Oh-Negi is helping us find our class." Naruto said as he tried to put his arm around the tall boy.
Haku sighed and leaned forward towards the blonde. "Next time just pat his shoulder Naruto, you're too small to reach his other arm,” he whispered.
"...Okay then Neji tell your teacher when you see her okay?" Mr. Reed smiled.
"Hai," Neji said as he waved good-bye to the teacher. He turned back to Naruto. "Next time, don't say my name idiot."
"I'm not a idiot bastard!" Naruto yelled.
"Well you are if you can't even say a four-letter name." Neji spat.
"Well...now tell me my class." Naruto handed Neji his schedule.
"I'll do his first" Neji said as he turned to Haku.
"Wow, you’re one of the three people who can tell I’m a boy." Haku smiled.
"Who are the others?" Neji asked as he looked at Haku’s schedule.
"Me," Naruto smiled.
"You tried to go out with me when we first met and you kept calling me cute girl." Haku looked at the lying boy.
"Haku I pity you," Neji said as he handed Haku his schedule back. "Your classroom is that next building over there, third door with a book sticker on it."
"Thank you Neji," Haku cheered.
"Hey how did you his name?" Naruto asked Haku as he pointed at Neji.
"When his teacher was calling out his name. bye!" Haku ran to his new class.
"Do mine!" Naruto said as he handed Neji his paper.
Neji took a glance and pointed behind him. "You're going to P.E. now."
"Do I get dressed?" Naruto asked.
"No, it's your first day." Neji sighed.
Naruto started digging in his backpack. "But-”
Neji sighed. "Look Naruto all-"
"Ah! How did you know my name?" Naruto screamed as he pointed at Neji.
"I know everything," Neji said as he walked away.
"Ahhh! You're stalking me!" Naruto yelled.
Neji turned around. "What? Why the hell would I stalk you?"
"B-b-because you know mine and Haku's name?" Naruto pointed.
"...Your schedule had yours and your friend’s name on it. And stop pointing." Neji sighed.
"You cheated then!" Naruto yelled.
Neji raised an eyebrow. "How can I cheat on a game we're not even playing a game?"
Naruto pointed. "Ah-Huh?" Naruto crossed his arms and tilted his head. "We're playing a game?"
"...I'm leaving." he said as he started walking away.
"...What a cocky bastard." Naruto frowned.
After school...
Naruto was at the market, picking up items from a list he was given. “Let’s see, eggs, jump rope, shampoo, dog food, bread, silly string, paint, soap-”
“Oi Naruto, I never knew you did your mom’s job,” Shikamaru smirked.
“I’m not forced to shop like you and your dad, Shikamaru.” Naruto stuck out his tongue as he picked up a pint of milk.
“Uh, you know that’s expired right?” Shikamaru pointed at the milk Naruto was holding.
Naruto looked at the back of the milk and grinned. “That makes it a whole lot better.”
“Doing another prank then?” Shikamaru put his hand on his hip.
“You bet,” Naruto smiled.
Shikamaru rubbed his chin. “Hmmm, who are you tricking?”
“Sa-ku-ra,” Naruto smiled.
Shikamaru raised an eyebrow. “…You’ve got to be kidding, Sakura? You’re wasting all of that money on her? Something is up Naruto, I know you’ll only spend 10 dollars or less on her.”
Naruto put the food on the counter. “But I’m only spending 10-“
“37.95 sir,” interrupted the cashier.
“What!” Naruto screamed. “I’m gonna kill Haku for making me do this!” Naruto said as he handed the cashier his money.
-Flash Back-
Naruto was sitting behind the V.A.D.A (1) building eating his lunch.
“Oi, Naruto-kun!” Haku yelled as he ran towards the young blonde.
“Oh hey Haku, what’s up?” Naruto looked at his friend.
“Well… since I did help you with Sasuke and your little problem…” Haku sat by Naruto. “It’s only fair to return the favor.”
“How much?” Naruto sighed as he took out his wallet.
“Oh no, I don’t want you to give me money. I need you to play a prank on this bitch-I mean girl.” Haku smiled.
“When?” Naruto asked as he pulled out his planner.
“Anytime soon,” Haku answered.
Naruto looked at his planner. “Hmmm, I usually do my weekly Sakura pranks but I can do yours instead.”
Haku’s eyes widened. “Is this Sakura’s last name Haruno?”
“Yeah, she’s a whore, trying to score with my Sasuke.” Naruto growled.
Haku looked at Naruto. “Your Sasuke? As I recall in your letter you’re trying to make him yours.”
“Shut up and tell me what you want with Sakura.” Naruto grumbled.
“Well, I need you to do a really big prank on her as a warning to stay away from Zabuza-san.” Haku said coldly.
“A little too possessive aren’t we?” Naruto sweat dropped.
“Just do it!” Haku yelled as he whacked Naruto on the head.
Naruto rubbed his head, “Fine, fine you-”
Haku suddenly stood up, making the most serious face he’s ever made.
“Haku, what’s wrong?” Naruto asked.
“I smell Zabuza!” he said as he looked over a wall. (Yaoilover S: If you’ve seen the second volume of Bleach you’ll get it, if not then I’m sorry)
“What the hell!” Naruto yelled as he tried to pull Haku down before the boy jumped over the wall.
-Flash Back end-
“Well don’t worry Naruto, it couldn’t get worse than that.” Shikamaru said as he patted Naruto’s back. “Here let me hold your bag for a second.” He said as he took Naruto’s bag.
“Why do you need to hold it?” Naruto asked.
“Because your shoes are untied.” Shikamaru pointed at Naruto’s shoe.
“Oh, thanks” Naruto said as he bent down.
“Sorry about this” Shikamaru said.
“What are you sorry for?” Naruto asked as he finished tying his shoe.
“This!” Shikamaru yelled as he pushed Naruto into a shopping cart witched started rolling down the smooth hill.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” Naruto screamed he turned around to face the lazy fool.
“I’m gonna kill you next time I see you Shikamaru!
Thump
A tree stopped the shopping cart. “Well at least it’s over-” Just then a glob of honey was spilled all over the blonde. “What the-?” Then a whole bag of feathers and strawberries was dropped on his head. “Okay, I know Shikamaru wouldn’t have done something like this.” Naruto said out loud.
“Really? I’ll ask him next time,” said a voice from behind.
“Sasuke?” Naruto turned around.
“Revenge dobe,” Sasuke said as he leaned against a tree. “Now, where is the real tape?”
“Haku gave it to you bastard!” Naruto yelled.
“No he didn’t, the one he gave me was a blank. Looks like I’ll have to do one on him next time. Well anyway how did you know it wasn’t your friend? He was the one that pushed you.” He looked at the dirty-haired blonde.
“Well, I was about to believe it was him but the two things he did made me figure it out.” Naruto grinned.
“Damn, he shouldn’t have held the food,” Sasuke whispered.
“No, that’s not it. If it was his prank then he would’ve taken my food and eaten it then apologize the next day.” Naruto plucked a feather off his nose.
Sasuke raised an eyebrow. “Then what did?”
“Glad you ask. One: there were two hilltops, one smooth, and one rocky. Shikamaru pushed me down the smooth one, if it was a Shikamaru-skill prank, he would’ve push me down the rocky hill. And two, there was no fire.” Naruto said as he crossed his arms.
“Fire?” Sasuke crossed his arms.
“Yes, every prank he pulls on me involves fire, around or on me. In this one, the fire would be on me.” Naruto licked some honey off his lips.
Sasuke’s cheeks turned a little pink before he turned away, “You guys are really stupid,” Sasuke said as he walked off.
“Don’t worry Sasuke! You’ll get me next time,” Naruto yelled.
“I already did,” Sasuke said as he held up a couples of pictures of Naruto screaming, being covered with honey, feathers, and strawberries.
“You bastard! If you show those to anyone, I’ll put all of the pictures of me riding the great Sasuke’s back on the Internet!” Naruto yelled as he got off the cart and ran up the hill before Sasuke could try to kill him.
At Home…
After four hours of getting the crap off, Naruto entered his room.
“I’m so tired I just want to-huh?” Naruto noticed a piece of paper on his pillow. He picked it up and read it. “F.A.T.E" Naruto thought of this address for a while. “Oh, he’s the cocky bastard I’m suppose to e-mail shit to,” Naruto grinned.
He took out his laptop and turned it on. “Revenge time bitch,” Naruto smiled.
FromFoxy-fox-fox at yahoo .com
you bastard! You're going to regret talking to me like that!
sleep with one eye open!
From:Foxy-fox-fox at yahoo .com
U are a fucking bitch. How dare u insult me u narrow minded little whore! I hope u rot in hell u fucking bitch 4 ur arrogance and naive
(Yaoilover S: There are three more but it’s too violent for you to read. I got these from this bitch’s website my sister and I went on to give her Yaoi linksTake that! I-HATE-YAOI! I hate you bitch! Continue reading!)
“Hahahahahahahaha! I bet he’s pissed as ever and the best part is he won’t know it’s me!” Naruto laughed. “Huh?” he looked at the screen. “Wow! I got mail!” (Yaoilover S: Idiot)
From:F.A.T.E at yahoo .com
You think your stupid little words hurt me? Well you’re wrong you stupid blonde! Oh and I know you’re a blonde because only blondes waste my time by giving me worthless junk. And I’d rather be gay than to know a stupid girly bitch like you! I don’t care if you keep on sending me crap like this, it’s not like you’re important or anything!
Screw you!
“You think that will scare me! Well you’re wrong! I’ll keep on sending crap like this to you until you apologize you bastard!” Naruto yelled as he started typing more messages.
To be continued…
Yaoilover S: good or bad?
Naruto: someone shut her up
Yaoilover S: VADA- Visual arts And Design Academy. I want to go there next year.
Naruto: you should say the full detail
Yaoilover S: …It’s a program to help you in collage
Naruto: and
Yaoilover S: …until next chapter people!
Naruto: hey!
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