The Proud Green Bet | By : Gaby Category: Naruto > Het - Male/Female Views: 2715 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Maito Gai
came home whistling from a good day of training with his three-man team. Lee was recovering well, Neji’s temperament
seemed to be improving, and Tenten was starting to use heavy windmill
shurikens—she was dangerous with those.
As he
reached his door, he suddenly stopped. What’s
this? The door… he always placed an
invisible seal on it to tell him if it had been opened. The seal was still there, but… it was all
wrong. It wasn’t even a good fake. Whoever did this must have been totally
drunk! Someone had come in but clumsily
tried to repair the telltale seal! But
who, and why? Kakashi… my eternal
rival, could this be a trick of yours?
Or, perhaps assassins from the Akatsuki who I scared away? There’s nothing of value in here, the only
reason to enter would be to get to me… meaning, the person who did this is
still here waiting for me. I’ll just
have to find him… I will not lose to whoever is inside here! He opened the door.
His house
was dark and quiet. He moved silently
along the walls, senses alert, wondering whom he would encounter. If it’s Kakashi… he imagined Kakashi
jumping out from somewhere and surprising him in his own house with some hip
little greeting. How humiliating! If I let Kakashi catch me by surprise, I
will have to hit 100 insects with shuriken by sound alone in one night. He entered the kitchen. Was everything in place here? He looked around. Hmm… had he left that cookie jar open? It would be just like Kakashi to steal his food!
The hall
bathroom? Nothing there. Hiding behind a drawn shower curtain was an
old ninja trick. Neither Kakashi nor a
jounin-level assassin would do such a basic thing. But the enemy had to be somewhere…
Suddenly,
he heard a noise. Something moved. His strained senses finally rewarded
him! It was coming from… his bedroom!
Kakashi…
in my bedroom? Why would he be there…
could he—no! Gai banished the thought.
As he snuck
closer to the door, he heard something else.
Was that a laugh? More
precisely, a feminine giggle? What was going
on here?
I’ll get
to the bottom of this. He placed
his hand on the bedroom doorknob. He
listened for a moment. Then, he flung
the door open and charged inside, turning on the lights!
“Ha! I have caught you, my eternal riv—Aaaah!”
Gai’s jaw
dropped. “Hokage-sama! What are you doing in my house?!”
Tsunade, cheeks pink and
kimono hanging tentatively low around her shoulders and chest, smiled at him
and drunkenly blew him a kiss. “I
thought I’d pay you a little visit… Maito Gai-san. A good leader should keep close ties with her… top men, don’t you
think? I hope you’ll forgive my
sneaking in. You responded
expertly.” She walked up to him and ran
a finger down his side seductively.
“Hokage-sama,
why are you acting so strange? This is…
definitely wrong! I don’t understand!”
Tsunade
stepped back and ran her hands along the top of her kimono. “Oh… it’s simple really. I may be a leader, but I am also a
woman. If I can’t have fun with my
subordinates, then who can I have fun with?
My peers are all old men. I
prefer someone who still retains… a bit of the energy of youth! I came here because I want you, Gai.” She pulled her clothes down to her waist,
assaulting his senses with her genjutsu-preserved body.
Gai lost
his mind. He covered his eyes
desperately, and yelled. “I should not
be seeing this, I should not be seeing this!
Hokage-sama! Someone has
definitely used some sort of jutsu on your mind! Recover your senses!”
Tsunade was
miffed. Kakashi, Anko, and Asuma spoke
to her through the mind-linking seal they had temporarily marked on the backs
of their necks. “Well… what can I
say?” drawled Kakashi. “I told
you he was gay, Godaime-sama. If that
doesn’t prove it…”
“I told
you I had tried the same thing,” Kurenai said.
She thought
angrily back at them. “Shut up! This isn’t over yet! Maybe he’s just not a visual person, or not
a large breasts man. I haven’t lost
just yet!”
Tsunade
softly reached out and took one of Gai’s hands from his face.
“What are
you doing…”
She kissed
it softly, then pressed it against her cheek.
“Mmm… your touch feels so good, Gai.
Let me come closer to you…” she leaned forward to kiss Gai on the lips.
What is going on, what is going
on, what is going on… is she mad? Maybe
it’s an impostor! Wait…impostor! That’s it! Kakashi, you nearly outsmarted me this time… but no one would
believe such a horribly out-of-character Hokage! The woman who healed my Rock Lee would never behave in such an
immodest way, even horribly drunk! This
is one of your tricks!
He
held out his fingers in the anti genjutsu seal just before Tsunade’s lips met
his. “Kai!”
Tsunade
kissed him passionately. He seemed to
be completely rigid and still. Well,
at least he’s nervous. That’s a sign
that this is at least getting to him in some way. Wait… what was that he just did?
And why do I feel… so…?
She
pulled back. Gai’s face was the same
color as his jumpsuit. He stared at her
face, her body, and just trembled.
He had
dispelled her youth. Standing before
him, and having just kissed him with tongue, was a terrifying old creature the
likes of which not even the senior Proud Green Beast of the Leaf could stand
against.
Gai
fainted.
Kakashi,
Asuma, and Kurenai had seen Tsunade through her own eyes. They stood in silent shock.
“That…
was more than I needed to see. That
regeneration jutsu… nothing could be worth such a horrible price.”
“They
almost reach her hips! The horror… for
once, thank goodness I’m only a B.”
“That
was... well, I’ve seen worse, at least.”
Asuma was thick-skinned to such things, having once walked in on his
great uncle the Third taking a bath.
After that, nothing could truly faze him ever again.
Tsunade
renewed her sexy illusion and look down at Gai on the floor. How horrible.
“So, do
you give up yet?”
“No,
Kurenai. This wise old woman has a few
more tricks up her sleeve. I’ve been
around the block with enough men to consider myself something of an expert. This man may not be a raging heterosexual
horndog like Jiraiya, but I sense that he has potential. So no, I do not give up yet… not even after
that.”
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