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Hey There Witchdoctor!	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 21004 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 2
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Chapter List
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(I’m thinking)
“I’m speaking”
Pairing : Harem – seme Naruto x Minato / Hashirama / Hiruzen / Tobirama / Shino / Iruka / Itachi
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Naruto shut his eyes and sighed tiredly “Fugaku doesn’t need to worry … when plant demons die they turn into lilac trees. If the deaths aren’t natural the lilacs are blue”
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“NARUTO!” the hellhound looked towards the mansion after returning from class and saw Sasuke running out the door. The wolf demon skidded to a stop in front of him and held up a cute small Gaara who was much healthier and bigger than he was a week ago, but would be easily mistaken for a plush doll with a fluffy raccoon tail and ears “can you stop the healing here so Gaara can stay this cute?”
“actually yes” the blonde smiled in amusement as Sasuke cuddled the horrified mini raccoon demon.
Teal eyes surrounded by black rings narrowed dangerously “you’re my doctor so you need my permission, right? You don’t have it so don’t even try it”
Naruto chuckled at the threatening tone as he walked into the mansion with them “I’m well aware Gaara. I was merely answering Sasuke’s question” he said and nodded in greeting to the dozens of people there.
It was a full house today. Hiruzen was chatting with a mini Danzo. Mikoto was carrying a tiny Kakashi as Itachi tried not to cuddle his mini cousin. Shino was helping the Hyugas get rolls and biscuits from the top shelves to eat with lunch. All the Naras found sunny windows sills to nap on. Kurenai stopped by to bring clothes for the growing creatures that Naruto will store away in case they go through a gremlin case like this again. Iruka and the vampire professors seemed to be chatting at the dining room table with the mini professors, Asuma and Gai, to catch them up on recent events. Finally Ino and Tenten were trapped in a cage made of Shibi’s insects because they were being rude … an interesting form of a timeout …
Sasuke pouted as his mini boyfriend snorted “aww, but he’s so cute this way” he sighed ignoring the glare from the red head in his arms.
“quite right” the Brit agreed completely unaffected by the harsh glare that was now directed at him “however staying in this form will have drawbacks particularly in the bedroom” Sasuke blushed brightly and there were a few snickers from the other people in the room “though since you are the submissive in the relationship children is still an option. Gaara wouldn’t be able to carry to term in that form”
The young wolf demon’s eyes widened, but then he chuckled “children? You’re kidding, right? Men can’t carry babies … right?” he asked nervously, but until recently he didn’t think people could be turned into gremlins or that there was a metal that could be used to slowly kill someone.
“I see I have a lot to explain … yes, it’s possible for men to carry babies, but it requires a potion dumpling to be consumed” Naruto stated calmly as he set his bag down and sat at the dining room table next to a suddenly very shy Tobirama.
Minato forced his heart to sow down so he could squeeze out a question “what’s a potion dumpling?”
Shino blushed as Naruto glanced at him expecting him to treat the question like a quiz and prove that he has been learning “some herbs are more potent when partially cooked, but not broken down into a potion. The main potion brewed is used as a binder and mixed with certain raw herbs. Some of the herbs are to help the potion take full effect and some are for taste. To make consumption easy it’s wrapped in either rice paper or folded into a dumpling depending on what would effect the filling’s power and then steamed to cook the raw herbs”
“exactly! The potion dumpling for pregnancy is very effective and is very tasty from what my grandfather says” Naruto said casually.
A small Danzo looked up at Naruto curiously “so your grandfather tried it?”
Naruto chuckled “many times as it seems. My father has two fathers. My grandpa is a hellhound and my grandfather is a formerly ill vampire. From them came my father and his siblings, three sisters and a brother”
Hashirama beamed “you’re part vampire!”
“yes though the hellhound trait is dominant. My mother is part mere and part Hellhound, but she took after only the hellhound traits whereas my aunt has a mermaid form since my great-grandfather was a merman. I only have the hellhound traits like my parents, but if I had pups with a vampire or merman I wouldn’t be surprised if they would be more vampire or merperson than hellhound. I have a very complicated family tree” Naruto answered with an amused smile. He had a feeling it was going to get only more complicated from here on out “that isn’t important now. How is everyone feeling? You all seem to be in the final phase so a week more should bring you all back to your original bodies”
Hiashi padded over as he flexed his white wings “I feel slightly sore, but it’s nothing compared to the pain from being turned into a gremlin”
Many other former gremlins nodded in agreement and Naruto hummed in thought “that makes sense. It’s basically growing pains … your growth will speed up soon so I’ll make a set of painkillers for everyone who wants one. You’ll feel very tired the next few days so sleep as much as you can”
“if anyone is worried about the Harunos then I’m happy to say that they both assaulted an officer while they were detained and are being held just for that as the investigation continues … oh, Naruto is there a way to know how the three Harunos died? My father wants more evidence against them for the official records” Itachi asked though he really wanted to know more about the pregnancy potion dumpling and when he can have it. This was definitely an odd feeling, but he liked the idea of having little hellhounds running around. Granted Naruto would no doubt want to wait until after meeting the Akatsuki, earing the trust of the rest of the creatures in the village and getting his business up and running, but that didn’t stop him from wanting to know everything …
“I must admit this is a first. Never before have I been asked to autopsy a tree, but then I’m not used to dealing with law enforcement … I believe there is a away. Give me a moment. I have to get the journal” Naruto said as he went into the hall leading to the back of the house where the greenhouse was, but instead of going all the way back he stopped and pressed on the wall. The wall gave way revealing another passageway.
Shibi raised an eyebrow as several people gasped “there’s just no end to this place” he remarked in surprised, but he noticed that his son wasn’t shocked at all.
“that seems to be the case. This is a storage room, but it has a passage that leads to the other three buildings on the property. I’m putting all of the herbs and other potion ingredients in here along with my copy of the family journal” Naruto called from inside the room.
“you have a copy? When did you-Holy Shit that thing is big!” Hashirama yelped in shock as he poked his head into the room and saw Naruto looking at a massive possibly 2000 page thick book “that’s not a journal! It’s a small building!”
The hellhound laughed at the comment “yes my Mom over did it as usual. I’m the only hellhound who didn’t decide on choosing a territory near the rest of the pack, which would’ve been easier to get information since we were not far from each other. When I called to get information on insect charmers to help Shibi my loving and potentially mad mother decided to make a copy of the family journal so I could have it … of course she neglected to warn me before a delivery truck came yesterday to drop this bloody wrecking ball off. I had to find a space quickly and this was the only space not near water that worked”
Itachi and a few others peeked in curiously “your mother wasn’t lax in making this” the officer commented.
“she never is … I see … here is a note from my uncle. He had a few run ins with Scotland Yard when he was hunting down some madman who was trying to become a creature hunter. Failed miserably if I recall correctly … I think I remember my father commenting on this when I was a pup … the guy killed 20 people, but only one creature who was a plant demon and this is salve he made that can help retract the bark on lilac trees so you can see the skin underneath. It helped him find the person hunting creatures because he got the scent from underneath, but maybe it can show more” Naruto said as he looked through the written statement and recipe.
“that would be perfect” Itachi said and looked at the book as Naruto step aside to grab what was needed “it says that the salve won’t take long to make so I can get this to my father right away” he said out loud, but he, Minato and Iruka started not so subtly looking through the rest of the book for a certain potion dumpling recipe.
Naruto picked up the few necessary ingredients that were on the shelves and was about to go to the kitchen when he noticed the creatures skimming the pages of the giant book. He moved behind them and whispered softly letting his breath caress Itachi’s skin earning a mewl “are you looking for something?”
The three culprits stiffened “No!” they yelped guiltily.
“if you say so” Naruto chuckled in amusement as they blushed before running out of the room and continued to the kitchen. He put a saucepan on the stovetop and began creating the salve. Most of the patients went to bed with Sasuke and Mikoto’s help leaving Naruto with alone with four vampires, a pair of insect charmers, a couple wolf demons and two merpersons … and two annoying mini stalkers who were still trapped in the termite timeout cage.
Shibi adjusted his glasses with a soft smile “well I will take my leave. If you require any help please don’t hesitate to call”
“FINALLY! LET US OUT OF HERE FREAK” Ino snapped. Tenten just sighed apparently realizing that that high and mighty act wasn’t going to work.
In response to the insult Naruto calmly went over to the older insect charmer and whispered something in his ear. Shibi smirked and let the mini patients go before leaving, but his insects weren’t done yet … only Tenten was freed …
Ino huffed “it’s about time-HEY” she yelped as she was suddenly swarmed by insects and carried away “PUT ME DOWN YOU DISGUSTING THINGS!” she screamed and she continued as she was carried to the greenhouse.
“bloody hell that one has a set of lungs” Naruto muttered as he poured a red sap into the pan and continued cooking.
Kurenai groaned as she rubbed her temples “she was giving me a headache … I’ll see if I can find some other child sized clothes and larger sizes as they grow. See you guys”
“I’ll help you … I think I have some clothes that we don’t need” Mikoto said as she and Sasuke came down the stairs.
“I’ll go get a jar” Shino said and disappeared into the hidden room.
“that would be very helpful, thank you” Naruto said as Kurenai, Mikoto and Sasuke left the mansion. Sasuke was blushing lightly, which made you wonder if he and Gaara talked about something when they were alone upstairs. Mikoto shot her oldest son a smile that made Itachi blush. Kurenai gave her brother a devilish smirk as she left making Iruka turn bright red. When the three were gone Naruto smiled “only been here an hour and it already seems like so much has happened …” he chuckled when the young insect charmer didn’t return for several moments “I take it you found what you were looking for” he said as finally Shino came out of the hidden room with an empty jar for the salve.
“y-yes” Shino said shyly as he gave Naruto the jar. It took far too long to get a jar … he was looking for the pregnancy recipe …
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Rose glared as Fugaku came into the room she was in “you have nothing to hold against me and my daughter”
“I have plenty” Fugaku set a clear evidence bag containing three bullets on the table in front as he sat down “we dug these out of your sister, mother and father’s bodies. They’re the same caliber as the ones used in a gun you own. Care to explain?”
“who put you up to this? Did that Brit promise you something if you got rid of me? Money? Sex? Keep in mind I’m needed here. You can’t do anything to me and if you were going to try at least use a better story. There are no bodies to speak of” Rose smirked smugly and crossed her arms over her orange jumpsuit clad chest.
Fugaku scoffed “I recommend changing your tune. We have 23 people calling you and your daughter kidnapers, a poisoning charge and we found the rest of your family blooming behind your house. You’ll be allowed a phone call of course, but make it a good one” he said and mentally smirked as the woman paled at his choice of words.
“LIAR! YOU DON’T HAVE ANYTHING!” Rose screamed, but Fugaku simply exited the room without a word (23? That’s about the number of gremlins I have. Dd they change back-NO …it’s impossible! … they don’t even know what we are … these fools couldn’t have discovered anything … this is just a ruse! … and the British bastard is the ring leader!) Rose was so distracted by her thoughts that she barely reacted as another cop came into the room and lead her to a phone. The cop stood nearby to guard her as she snatched the phone to call the one number she knew that could be of help. She dialed the number and impatiently tapped her foot as it rang …
“Nagato here” came the voice over line.
Rose bit her tongue slightly to bring tears to eyes and began sobbing “thank god it’s you Nagato! It’s Rose Haruno in Konoha! Fugaku has gone mad and arrested me and my daughter for things we didn’t do. He claims a healer is calling the shots, but the man, Naruto Moore at the Uzumaki mansion, was never tested by you. No one is listening to logic. I think Moore did something to everyone. Please help!”
“calm down Rose … this sounds like a mind control spell. We just got on the highway so we’ll be there in 10 minutes. Just stay calm”
The plant demon grinned as the man hung up “this will be settled soon” she muttered before being taken to her cell where her daughter was sulking.
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As a certain hellhound made his way up the driveway after bidding everyone farewell a car pulled up the long driveway and stopped next to him. The front passenger window rolled down showing a blue skinned man wearing a medical mask on the lower half of his face “are you Naruto Moore?”
“yes” Naruto said casually despite the obvious tension as the driver, a tall man covered in stitches, and a the blue passenger got out of the car and opened the back door. It was clear he had no choice but to get in … so he did …
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A Nara sleeping on the windowsill enjoying the last rays of sun woke up briefly and spotted the blonde getting into the car. Nothing about that seemed weird and the cat demon curled up to sleep. Suddenly the cat shot awake and looked at the driver …
“Kakuzu!” he yelped and looked at the passenger opening the back door for the blonde revealing a red head in the back seat “Kisame and Sasori! Oh crap! Naruto! Don’t get in!” he yelled banging on the window, but it ws too late. The blonde got in Kisame could be seen getting in the backseat behind Naruto trapping the hellhound between Kisame and Sasori … there was no escape … “shit!”
The tiny cat demon leapt to the round and tried to find the phone. He vaguely remembered Naruto giving Itachi a salve and … making painkillers! The hellhound’s phone must be in the greenhouse since he couldn’t see it in the kitchen. With gret speed he bolted towards the greenhouse. Sadly he door was closed, but with a running start he was able to jump up and turn the handle. A kick on the other side of the French door the door opened letting the cat demon inside. To his relief the cellphone was right on the counter and he jumped up to get it.
Ino was sulking from her spot in a really high flower basket that was guarded by insects, but then she smiled as the cat appeared “Shikamaru won’t you help me out of this pot? Please” she cooed trying to be flirty.
“no” Shikamaru said bluntly making Ino face plant in the plant “you have been a gremlin for nearly three years. My family suffered in that state for 5 and the Hyugas much longer. We owe Naruto and instead of being grateful you insult everyone. You deserve being in that pot” he growled startling the brat before focusing his attention on searching Naruto’s phone for a helpful number. With a squeak of joy he found the number labeled with Fugaku’s name and clicked it …
“Fugaku here. The salve-”
“THE AKATSUKI HAVE NARUTO!” Shikamaru yelled and was bombarded with a series of questions from the cop before hanging up … the hunt for the hellhound began …
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