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Too Many Drinks!	By : KoibitoFemme Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3538 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Kurai
Kisu: You guys are mad at me I didn't see half the people that send
me pretty words. Its ok the 4 that did I LOVE YOU STILL. I see you
solitaire you seem to send me a note every chapter. I think I'm gonna
kidnap you and feed you gumbo! Gaara I already plugged you and
proclaimed my undying love . Hi! JJ thanks for the sweet words.
Honestly think you ALL I think I will plug you all at the end of this
story cause dammit I DONT KNOW WHEN IT WILL! I am TOOOOO lazy for
this shit LOL. Looks like my health is started to quiver. But no
worries I am too much of a teme to go without a fight. So yea as for
Neji yea I made me a bigger jerk but he's gonna have a change of
heart and not for Menma ( *whispers * of course you can always read
between the lines). And dammit a caring Neji is more trouble than a
jerk one in this story. You'll see in a few chapter when I do a
timeskip.

Chapter 19: (This shits
ridiculous 19 and I am STILL not close to wrapping this up)

Naruto and Gaara stood
in front of the blond's parents. Tears flowing freely from 3 sets of
eyes. Gaara just stood there trying to figure out how they would get
all those big ass pieces of furniture into his apartment.

The blond hugged his
fathers tightly, blubbering and sobbing. He was going to miss those
two. But at the same time he was glad to be going. Between Iruka
dragging him everywhere on his little baby excursions, yapping about
trying to prepare the blond boy for any possible occurrence; and
Kakashi trying to give him information on the various techniques
Iruka used with him so Naruto could use them with Gaara, the blue
eyed boy was sure he would have gone insane much sooner than later.
His silver haired father claimed that he was trying to ensure the
longevity of their relationship by making sure the blond could be the
perfect uke and satisfy his seme like his dad satisfied Kakashi.
Needless to say, it took 2 days without anything sexual for the boy
to stop blushing as hard as he was. His chichieu hadn't stopped
beating his Otousan, for that, yet!

“Make sure you
write and send pictures.” Iruka sniffled hugging his son
tightly for the umpteenth time. Naruto nodded returning the hug just
as tight. They parted hearing the silver haired man's pathetic
attempt to silence his own sobbing. The tan boy ginned at the proud
tear stained man.

“I'll miss you
too Otousan.” Kakashi smiled under his face mask.

“Don't forget
what I taught you...a happy seme is a OOF!” Iruka elbowed the
man in the ribs before he could finish his thought. The brunette
glared knives at his perverted husband. “Ma... Ruru I was just
trying to help them have a healthy relationship like ours....”
The scarred man wasn't buying it.

“Helping my
ass.”

“OK!”
Kakashi grabbed Iruka's rump and gave a firm squeeze which in turn
got him another lovely lump on his head. “Hehehehe! It was
worth it.” Naruto and Gaara snickered while Iruka rolled his
eyes at the shameless man.

“OH! Before I
forget your cousin Menma wanted me to give you this letter and
apologized since he couldn't come visit you. Something about being
undercover for a role.” Naruto smiled sadly, holding the letter
close.

It had been years
since he had seen the other blond. He had admit if it weren't for him
and his family moving so far away, he would have been with Menma
instead of wasting his time and heart on the Hyuuga. He didn't give a
damn if they were cousins they had a bond much deeper than that.
(A/N: I do NOT condone nor encourage trying to get in
your cousin's pants! Honestly I wouldn't hug mine if my mom didn't
make me *shudders *) The
tan boy could only hope he was successful as an actor. Naruto knew
his cousin was gifted in that aspect, so he wasn't too worried.

“Menma?”
Iruka and Naruto looked over towards the red head questioning them.
He had noticed the nostalgic look on his boyfriend's face. The look
caused a twinge of jealousy to shake through the boy's body. Whoever
this 'cousin' was, he had an effect on Naruto that unsettled the pale
boy. Naruto smiled innocently, stashing the letter safely in his
pocket then kissed Gaara on the cheek.

“Menma
is my cousin. His family moved when we were just about to enter high
school. He got real lucky one day and was 'discovered' by a movie
director. Ever since then him and our grandpa have been getting him
parts in various movies and sitcoms... Nothing too big to mess up his
school life.” The blond's eyes looked starry. Menma was no
ordinary guy to his lover. Even if they were related. Gaara would
need to keep his eyes on this Menma character.

Just
when he was about to question how close the two were, Kakashi butted
in. “Don't be so modest Naru-chan!” He looked at Gaara as
he hugged his son. “Those two were borderline lovers before
Menma's jerk of a father moved...OUCH!” He looked to Iruka, who
was once again glaring at him. He looked at his mate in total
confusion, the tan man rolled his eyes AGAIN and motioned at the
stiffened red head. “Oh...oops.”

“Baka”,
muttered the brunette under his breath. Naruto looked over at his
mate. He knew he needed to ease the boy's insecurities and fast.

“Gaara
Koi...Menma and I were a long time ago. I still care about him, yes.”
Gaara seemed to become even more stiff. Naruto quickly continued.
“But I love you. And we're going to have a life and kids
together....soon.” The blond got on his toes and reached the
red head's lips. As soon as the two sets of soft lips touched the
green eyed boy visibly relaxed. He wrapped his arms around the tan
boy's waist, tugging him against his body.

“You're mine.”
He growled over the blond tresses. Naruto shuddered and purred in the
embrace.

“For as long as
you'll keep me.”

“Don't plan on
growing old alone then...” The blond was touched and on the
verge of crying. That was until Iruka ruined the moment.

“Aww you two are
too cute. KOI! Get the camera!!!” Out of no where the silver
haired man produced two digital cameras, handing one to the scarred
man. The two men began snapping away. Naurto grimaced while Gaara's
brow twitched irritably.

“W-Where did you
get those cameras?” It was like deja vu, just like a certain
blond girl.

“Oh these? Well
truth is I've known your sister Temari for some time. She interned at
the Konoha Police Department. When she heard you two were coming out
here she sent us these. They just got here a few days ago. They even
have night vision! Well anyways she told us to take lots of pictures.
Naru-chan I'm surprised, you've met Temari before.” Kakashi was
thoroughly enjoying himself.

“I have? When?
Wait...you don't mean the blond girl that use to come visit us, do
you?” The silver haired man nodded.

Realization shocked
the boy momentarily, till he remembered other things about the girl.
He looked at Gaara silently relaying and confirming his fears.
Gradually a pair of veins began to throb on the temples of the two
boys. Naruto raised his hand in an accusing manner at his father;
growling deeply in his chest. The red head was promising pain beyond
pain through his eyes. The brave men grinned at the pissed off teens,
snapping photo after photo.

“What...Kind...Of
Pictures...Have You...TAKEN!?!”

“Oh just you
guys smiling, laughing, sleeping ....having nude 'quality' time.”
The last part was mumbled quietly but Naruto caught it.

“WHAT?!!”
The blond boy got ready to lunge at the man he called otousan. Gaara
grabbed his wrist.

“NOW BOARDING
FOR SUNA!!!”

“Oh would you
look at that. Time for you two to go.” Kakashi leaned down
giving his son a quick peck on the forehead before the boy could get
a hold of him. He gave his lover enough time to hug the boy and wave
by to the red head. Then the silver haired man wasted no time running
away, dragging Iruka with him.

“Make sure to
call me when you get home! We'll miss you Naru-chan!!!” The
brunette yelled before he and Kakashi disappeared in the crowd.
Naruto growled at the retreating figures.

“Calm down and
lets get on the train.” The blond sighed allowing his lover to
coax him onto the train. After they made sure all their things were
loaded.

The two boys were
walking hand in hand towards the private car designated to them. The
blond was exhausted and all he wanted to do was cuddle up in Gaara's
embrace.

“NARUTO-NIICHAN!!!!”
The tan boy stiffened, a cold shiver ran up his spine. He knew that
voice and the annoying brat that came with it. Gaara watched how his
boyfriend suddenly looked sick.

Naruto was actually
very fond of the little 13 year old that was currently headed towards
him. But the boy was tired and Konohamaru would make sure to try
every ounce of his patience. Slowly, the blond turned around to greet
the little hellion. What he saw made Naruto want to pass out.
Konohamaru had on a Suna Academy uniform on. Which meant only one
thing, Naruto wasn't going to get as much rest as he thought he
would. More like none at all.

“Konohamaru-nii!!!”
Another familiar yet unsettling voice pierced through the air. The
small boy finally caught up with his friend. Konohamaru turned
beaming at the chibi, his little protege.

“Kiko-kun, you
found our room alright?” The excited kid nodded eagerly. He
opened his mouth to reconfirm when he saw the two older teenagers.
His big hazel eyes grew inexplicably huge and he gasped flinging his
tiny body towards them.

“FAT FOX-SAN,
GIANT PANDA-SAN!!!” Konohamaru looked confused and worded the
names to himself.

'Fat Fox-san??'

Kiko
eeped when he saw the two narrow their eyes at him, “Oops I
mean Naruto-san and Gaara-san?” He peeked up at them relieved
that they were smiling at him. Konohamaru was still confused.

“Hey
Kiko-kun? You know Naruto and this guy?” Again the boy nodded
energetically.

“YEA!
I saw them on the train on my way to Konoha. I was on da twain when I
heard grunting, like someone was fighting. I looked through the door
and I saw Gaara-san and Naruto-san bucketed nakeded and Naruto-san
must have been chocking on something cause Gaara-san was giving him
da Him...lick Manoober.. or at least thats what my mommy said.”
Naruto turned red and Konohamaru was was sputtering. “Hey ! No
one ever told me why Gaara-san was stabbing Naruto-san in the bum
with his water hose...” Gaara smirked. Kiko looked curious and
turned to Naruto who looked very disturbed and embarrassed.
“Naruto-san why did he do that to your bum? Didn't it hurt? The
way you were screaming it sounded like it did...and how did he get
his fire hose straight to do that? Mine got like that too when I saw
you guys but I can't make it do that again.” That was the last
straw the red faced boy passed out cold. Fortunately Gaara caught him
as he was going down.

“Naruto-niichan's
fat...and GAY?!” Konohamaru had no idea either of those words
would ever be used with Naruto in the same sentence. The boy was
forever skinny and always a ladies man. But this was just too much
proof, too fast. His mind overloaded and the boy dropped, landing in
a heap next to Kiko's legs. The little boy poked the young teen in
his closed eye then turned to look up at the amused red head.

“Why
did they take a nap like that? Did they forget to do that earlier?”
Gaara was ready to crack up but then that wasn't his style.

Kurai
Kisu: There you go its a longer chapter and I would continue but its
late and I'm beat. There will be more of the two brunettes harassing
our favorite couple. Don't worry its gonna get worse and should I say
better. Hope you liked it.
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