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A Crafty Chameleon	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 28015 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 4
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Chapter List
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking" 
(Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 
/Author's comments
Another Language
Pairing: Harem – Naruto x OC 'Dan' / Ranmaru / Natsu / Sagi / Kankuro
Last Time:
“yes … ok, I guess” muttered the hokage who looked a little pale …
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“ok now our mission is to destroy that bandit camp” said Mito as she pointed down to the camp of bandits “first we need to …errr …” she glanced at Kartin hoping for an answer, but Karin looked stumped.
Naruto sweat dropped “check the number of bandits and location of any innocent hostages” he answered as if it was a question, but he knew it wasn’t and that Mito and Karin just ha no clue what they were doing.
“that’s right!” exclaimed Karin as if he got the correct answer to a question … a question that wasn’t asked …
“and after we confirm the numbers we remove the hostages and kill the bandits” said Naruto who was wondering how he got stuck in this mess. The day started out fine … he woke up with Natsu in his bed … the two went to meet their teammates and suddenly Minato said he wanted Naruto to gain some experience on some missions with Mito and Karin. The hokage gave them a stack of missions and basically kicked them out of the village …
Karin paled “w-well yes, you have to kill them, but if you aren’t ready-”
“I’ll be fine” said Naruto and a missile launcher appeared in a puff of smoke. A missile was popped in the chamber and the weapon was aimed at the bandits’ camp … the trigger was pulled …
*boom*
“what did you just do?!” Mito screamed as she and her sister watched the camp go up in flames.
“I did as ordered” sighed Naruto
“but the hostages-”
“are right over there” Naruto pointed to a group of people following his clones and getting medical treatment (as if I’d let you two lead a mission as delicate as this)
Mito smiled “you learn so quickly! Time for the next mission!”
The poor ROOT agent sighed and followed the girls “what is our next mission?”
“ummm … a delivery mission” chirped Karin as she checked this mission off a list.
(something seems weird about all of this … hmmm maybe … oooh I get it, how clever, but I’m not going to let you guys get away with that) Naruto casually picked Karin’s pocket and snatched the list of missions.
“hey Naruto we’re going to set up camp, why don’t you go catch us some dinner?” asked Mito.
“yeah sure” said Naruto and he disappeared into the trees. After going a safe distance away he pulled out the list “ok now let me see … Minato is trying to keep me out of the way as he explains to the Nadeshiko representatives … it’s a two week trip to Nadeshiko … now if I’m right the representatives should get to Konoha in about two weeks … meaning I can cut them off if I’m on the 24^th mission by … in a week” he smirked and put the list away …
After coming back to camp moments later he slipped the list back into Karin’s pocket and was glad that he didn’t use pockets for this very reason … pickpockets …
Seals are awesome …
“oh goody, rabbit- what are you doing?” Karin whimpered as Naruto unsealed a knife and held his kill up …
The ROOT agent raised an eyebrow “I’m skinning it” Naruto said with confusion in his voice …
“y-you have to skin it?” stuttered a pale Mito.
“you do. Did you think the rabbits would hop up, do a strip tease for you and jump in the pot?” remarked Naruto with a hint of sarcasm.
“no of course not, that’s silly … we’re going to … errr …” Mito glanced at Karin.
“get … more wood! You can handle this right? Be right back!” exclaimed Karin and the jonins bolted.
“you have got to be kidding me …. They never skinned a rabbit. What training or survival skills have they worked in?” Naruto sighed and finished skinning the rabbit … suddenly there was a buzzing coming from his goggles (crap don’t tell me) he removed his goggles and saw a crack in the side (I bet it happened when I used the missile launcher. That recoil probably made the gun nick the goggle. Well I can’t contact Opa now. I could use my chameleons-… no, I shouldn’t risk it. Not with how Minato has been nagging Dad. One item on the list goes to Sand so I can ask Gaara for help)
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Gaara raised an eyebrow “why are you here Naruto?”
“I’m delivering a message kazekage-sama” muttered the blonde as he glanced at the two chatting jonins.
“I’m borrowing your genin” stated Gaara and he dragged Naruto into his office before Mito and Karin could even answer “what are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be in Konoha to talk to the representatives from Nadeshiko who will no doubt come to bitch about this arranged marriage fiasco … you said you had a plan right? Is there a problem?”
The ROOT agent sighed “everything on that front is fine, but instead of telling me the situation Minato wants to try and talk his way out of it without getting me involved … he wants to keep his screw up a secret. Of course he doesn’t know that I know what’s going on and have a plan. He sent me on a massive list of missions to keep me busy and out of the way”
“so what are you going to do? Minato will shoot himself in the foot if left to fix this by himself” said Gaara.
“I know, but I think I have a solution. The list of missions Minato gave us crosses the usual travel route to and from Nadeshiko at one point. If I can be in the village of Candy in a little less than a week I can cut off the representatives … they will most likely take me to Nadeshiko and try to have me fight for marriage” said Naruto.
“but that’s when you’ll use your loophole” Naruto nodded and the red head sighed “are you sure you can convince them not to kill you?”
“yes … but I need a hand. Can you make a call for me?” asked the ROOT agent …
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Mito smiled “oh wow, the Village of Candy! Isn’t this great Naruto?” she exclaimed and looked around at the amazing assortment of candies.
“yeah” (I hope I’m on time) thought Naruto as he scanned the people looking for anyone who might come from Nadeshiko “hey I’m going to check us in-” he sweat dropped as he saw Mito and Karin dive into a fudge shop. He sighed and went to the hotel around the corner and got two rooms. With a quick hand sign two clones appeared went to look around …
“hey Naruto!”
The ROOT agent looked up “Natsu? What are you doing here?” he asked as he kissed the orange haired ninja “wait why are you all here?” wondered the blonde as he saw Ramaru, Sagi and Kankuro without his war paint were walking over to him.
“I brought them here” Naruto turned and saw Dan coming towards them …
“you intercepted the call Gaara made for me” Naruto concluded.
Dan grinned “yep!” he chirped making Naruto twitch “I understand now why you want your father to send some records, but at this point it won’t work” said Dan referring to the contents of the call Gaara made for him.
“yeah I know. There’s not enough time” said Naruto with a sigh.
Kankuro blinked “not enough time for what?”
Naruto frowned “before Natsu and I were born Minato made a contract with Nadeshiko stating that he had two sons to be born and that to create a treaty he was willing to give the son that dose not have Uzumaki energy … namely me”
“what? So you’re arranged to be married?” Natsu gasped.
“a Nadeshiko contract is impossible to break and if you don’t comply you’re to be executed” said Sagi who was now worried.
“I know” said Naruto and noticed all of his boyfriends were very worried “I was going to get out of it by having a DNA test done because it would be easy to fake with my bloodline, but the records and results are back at home so that’s not possible. Sadly Nadeshiko isn’t known for patience so I can’t have them wait for another test to be done”
“so what are you going to do Naruto?” asked Ranmaru.
“there’s still a chance-”
“Naruto Namikaze? What a surprise! We were just coming to meet your father. I’m Ling and she’s Haru”
The ROOT agent clenched his jaw fir a second before relaxing and turning to the two kunoichis wearing red Nadeshiko battle kimonos “Minato asked me to meet up with you and explain what’s going on … would you please not refer to him as my father? Yes we are related by blood, but we have no connection beyond that and my last name is Sarutobi”
Haru flinched at the stern tone “ummm … ok … well this makes things easy” she pulled out a scroll …
(a summoning seal) thought Naruto as he saw the seal “I see, is it alright if they come along?” he gestured to his boyfriends.
Ling smiled “of course” and with that she activated the seal and herself, Haru, Naruto and his five boyfriends vanished in a puff of smoke … they reappeared moments later on the balcony of a tall building overlooking a beautiful village “now just wait here and we’ll go tell Lady Shizuka that you’re here” Naruto nodded and the two representatives left.
“so how did you guys get to the village of Candy so fast?” he asked as he sat down on a chair.
“Dan kidnapped us” muttered Ranmaru.
“it wasn’t a kidnapping! I brought my plane down and pulled each of you in and left really fast, but you’re here willingly”
“yes, but you didn’t give us a chance to explain before dragging us away” Ranmaru chuckled.
Natsu nodded “I’m sure my dad if freaking out after hearing about some random person dragging me into a plane and flying away”
“my guards too” chuckled Sagi.
Naruto laughed “that sounds like a kidnapping to me” he said as his dark skinned lover blushed …
“so Naruto, did you have fun with Mito and Karin?” asked Natsu who snickered at the tick mark that popped up on the blonde’s temple.
“no … Konohamaru is more useful and he’s still a student at the academy. They have on real survival skills and they are seriously heavy sleepers. The only reason I got to the village of Candy is because I carried them while they were sleeping … they never notice the campsite was moved” everyone sweat dropped …
“I was afraid of that … wait, does this mean they’re still in Candy?” exclaimed Natsu.
”don’t worry I have a clone leaving them a note and watching them” Naruto reassured him …
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The clones scribbled down a note in the hotel room and left just as Mito and Karin opened the door …
“Naruto must’ve put these hotel keys I our bags when we were shopping. We did get carried away so we probably didn’t see” said Mito.
“you’re right … now where is he? I want to show him these caramels” said Karin as she pulled out a huge caramel treat.
Mito smiled as she spotted a note and picked it up “oh he left us a note … hmmm … apparently some people from a place called Nadeshiko need to talk to him about something Dad did and that he went him them. He says he’ll be back and not to worry … Nadeshiko? Is he safe there by himself?”
“oh yeah, remember Dad said that village is an ally so he’ll be fine, but we should send this to Dad anyway” said Karin and she summoned a toad who took the note to Minato.
… if you listened carefully you could actually hear the hokage scream as he slammed his face into his desk …
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“so we aren’t allies with Nadeshiko until you complete your end of the agreement and marry some woman you don’t know. However if you don’t marry the promised treaty is dissolved and you’re executed … so how do get out of this? You said not long ago that your DNA plan won’t work cause there’s not enough time” said a concerned Natsu
“I don’t know … Opa always told me that all contracts have a way out either built in the words or with the people enforcing the contract” said Naruto.
Kankuro frowned “you aren’t going to blackmail an entire village are you?”
“…….. no” muttered Naruto.
“you took way to long to answer that love” said Dan.
Ling poked her head in the room “Lady Shizuka is ready to speak with you Naruto”
They all watched the blonde get up and head for the door … they couldn’t quite shake the feeling Naruto had a plan … he always had one. They all saw him in action … Naruto always had a plan … he will be alright … right?
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