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Rehabbing the Dobe	By : AmberDDawn Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Naruto/Sasuke Views: 1631 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: Masashi Kishimoto created Naruto. I am happy he did. I make no profit from this fic.

Chapter List
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- 18
I do not, and never will own Naruto This is Yaoi.
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Rehabbing the Dobe Chapter
Chapter 18: I'll Kill You Uchiha!
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Sasuke was still worried. Still, he couldn’t help but snicker at some of his purchases. Who knew they made orange condoms? He didn't know weather his dobe would laugh or be insulted. He also got his precious dobe a large take-out box of Ichiraku ramen, well he got him his three favorite kinds, miso pork, beef, and seafood ramen. He got himself a vegetarian ramen. It was a new menu item, but he liked his vegetables better then Naruto liked his meat so he was sure he would enjoy it.
He came back to the hospital to find a refreshed looking Naruto and a scowling Sakura, 'Oh crap! Forgot about her.'
"Hey, Naru-chan, Sakura," He nodded to them holding his box of various ramen flavors and his bag from the pharmacy, "You ready to go Naruto?"
"Wait just a second there Uchiha-yaro!" Sakura barked like an angry mother, "What is this I hear about you taking advantage of sweet innocent Naruto!"
"I already told you Sakura-ch-"
"Quiet!" Sakura turned to snap at the blond who shrunk back against a small decorative tree.
"You knew how vulnerable he was yet you took advantage anyway! You hentai!" Naruto's face burned bright red. Sasuke's drained of all color. Sakura spied the bag which did not do a very good job of hiding his less then innocent purchases,
"Well at least you're using condoms now! I hope poor Naruto-kun doesn't get pregnant!"
"Sakura-chan! People are staring!" Naruto hissed at her.
Sakura growled, "Fine! I'm going back to work, just let him get you pregnant and YOU worry about giving birth and taking care of a baby!" She threw her hands up in frustration before turning to stomp away.
People were staring. At the insane doctor screaming about a boy getting pregnant, more so then at the target of her anger. Some wondered if he was actually a boy. Perhaps the blond was a girl. She certainly looked feminine enough though very petite...
"Sasuke? What did she mean? You'd not leave me alone if I got pregnant?" Naruto pleaded with his eyes.
"Of course not! I will love you and any children we have! I will never leave you again!" Naruto ran to him clutching the larger boy tightly and gave a frustrated sob.
"We-we forgot to use condoms. I'm sorry! I didn't know the birth control pills took a month to start working," Naruto sobbed, "Sakura-chan scolded me for doin' it with you without protection when I told her." Naruto gave him another tight squeeze, "I'm scared! What if I'm pregnant?"
"Naruto," Sasuke fumbled the box trying to hug the boy back, "We will deal with it when the time comes, just know I am here for you."
"'Kay," Naruto nuzzled his chest making Sasuke feel all hot and bothered.
"Hey, I got Ichiraku's for lunch, Let's go home and eat then I want to talk more about this with you," He felt the boy release him missing the contact despite the fact that it was much easier to hold the box without the blond crushing his chest in a death grip.
"What about?" Naruto questioned.
"Not here, it will wait until we get home, but the ramen is getting cold so let's go," Sasuke walked to the automatic doors and waited for the blond to catch up. They walked quickly and since they didn’t meet with anyone they were on a first name basis with (In other words they were not sucked into long boring conversations about the weather or current events) they made great time. Soon they were sitting on the stoop in the back of Sasuke's house eating their ramen in quiet companionship that both enjoyed. Sasuke had been surprised how quiet and thoughtful the blond really was when he was sure no one was around to judge him.
"Sasuke-koi?"
"Huh?"
"What’d you wanna talk about?" Naruto slurped the last of his third bowl down and looked at the other boy who blushed.
"Couple 'a things. I know this may not be the most romantic way of doing things but..." Sasuke reached into his pocket and fingered the smooth gold of a ring, "Uzumaki Naruto, You know I love you, right?"
Naruto nodded a small smile tugged at his lips. Sasuke dropped to one knee, "I want to be with you forever, and I wanted to know if you would marry me?" He held out a yellow gold ring with a gem embedded in the band. It was beautiful but not overly feminine with it's wide band and the square cut sapphire sparkling in the center.
Naruto blushed, "Sasuka. It's beautiful, but..."
Sasuke began to pull his hand back hiding the ring in his fist, "You don't...I I'm sorry Naruto I-"
"But are you sure you want me, I mean I'm such a klutz and an airhead, and loud," Naruto blushed.
"Naruto! You are none of those things. Don't lie! I'm not just some random villager! I love you and I know you are beautiful and funny and, and I love you so much I just don't want someone better to come along and steal you away. I...it would kill me Naruto," Sasuke sobbed, "It'd kill me."
"Oh Sasuke!" Naruto dropped to his knees and hugged the boy he loved more then his own life, "There is no one better for me! I just don't want you to tie your self to a dumb rock like me."
"Stop saying you're dumb when you're not! Are you going to marry me, or not?"
"I...I...Yes!" Naruto kissed his cheek, "I love you! I always have you know. I would love to marry you, but will we be allowed?" Sasuke slid the ring into place and marveled how it seemed to glow the gold matched his hair. The gem sparkled and tried to compete with Naruto's beautiful eyes. It failed but was still the closest thing to Naruto's eyes that he could put into a ring. He likened the blue more to the ocean or a cloudless sky, but neither of those could be put into a ring. "Well since we are technically minors we need a guardian's permission to do it, you have to talk to Jiraiya. I'm still a ward of the village." he paused and added in a disgruntled whisper, "Even though I've been looking out for myself since I was nine. I have to get permission from the Hokage."
"Psh, That should be easy. Just finding my so called godfather when I actually want to see him is nearly impossible," Naruto grumbled, "...So anyway what else did you need to talk about?"
Sasuke dug into the bag he had left sitting on the ground. He handed it to Naruto like he was passing the holy grail to it's protector.
"What's this?" Naruto turned the box around before reading it and blushing.
"It's a pregnancy test. I didn't want to do it until I knew if you would marry me because I was afraid you would think I was just doing it for the baby, but even if you are not pregnant I still want you to be my life partner."
Naruto giggled, "That sounds silly, can't you just call me your husband. I'd even rather be called your wife." As soon as he said it he regretted opening his mouth as the smirk formed on his beloved's lips.
"That's fine with me Wify-poo," He hugged the boy, "You are the one our children will be calling mommy, Koi."
"Koi! Koi's much better then Wiffy-poo," Naruto grimaced at the nick name.
"Fine with me Wify, um Naru-koi," Sasuke snickered.
"Awe shut up!" Naruto opened the box, "I need to read these instructions!"
"Fine Wify...Koi!"
"Ewe! That's just gross!" The boy dropped the box, but Sasuke managed to catch it.
"Careful Naru-koi, and what's gross?" Sasuke glared at him.
"I have to pee on it, yuck!" Naruto made a face you might find on a child faced with eating brussel sprouts or boiled broccoli. Sasuke rolled with laughter, "Shut up Teme-yaro!"
"Did you just call me a bastard twice?"
"You deserved it, baka! You are lucky if I'm not pregnant cause if I am you will never get to have sex again...with me or anyone else."
"I never want anybody but you anyway," Sasuke tried to hug him, but was pushed away.
"Well you won't want anyone if I make you into a eunuch!" Sasuke stopped laughing because Naruto sounded serous.
"S-sorry," He looked at his lover in fear. Naruto only got up and walked into the house. "Where are you going now?" Sasuke almost whined.
"Where do you think Baka, Usuratonkachi, Teme, Kisama!" Naruto looked over his shoulder with a fire in his eyes Sasuke had never seen even when they were trying to kill each other, "I'm going to go pee on a stick while I think of the best way to castrate you."
"Oh," Sasuke sounded like a scolded puppy. Naruto walked away, 'Kuso! He probably is pregnant! I'd better go hide all the sharp objects.' He quickly ran into the kitchen grabbing all the knives he could find then. He headed to the safe he kept in the basement. Locking that up with most of his ninja gear and heading off the blond before he found his birthday gifts. Sasuke really didn't want to lose his manhood. More out of fear of no sex ever again then the possibility of bleeding to death.
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{I hope you liked the Japanese insults. I found the last one on a Japanese site with a bunch of cures words but...kisama is supposed to mean 'lord of the donkeys' I think that suits Sasuke in that moment.}
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