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Genius at Making Love	By : KohakuShadow Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3986 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 1
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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The GML Cookie List

First, I would like to thank my reviewers, especially those of you
who have come back chapter after chapter and left a little love. You
guys rock and this idea would have never hit me without you. The GML
Cookie List is my way of saying thank you for being so awesome, but
I'm a little evil so I have to make you work for it. :p

Regardless, it's finally that time! I've been leaving cookies for you
at the end of chapters throughout the story, now you can capitalize
on that. As I've said, I will write the Naruto Pairing of your choice
(het, yaoi, and yuri are all okay by me), if you correctly answer any
of the following cookies. If you're greedy and want to try to win two
stories, go for it. This is first come, first serve.

Send
your answers to sakaki@otakumail.com.
Please title the message GML Cookie #(whichever number you're
answering), and include the pairing you would like if you win.

Now, for the not so fun part—there are certain characters I
just won't write. There are a number of reasons for this, but below
I'm going to list the characters I am excluding. Don't request fics
with these characters in the pairing because I'm sorry, I just won't
do it.

1. Sasuke. I understand a lot of you guys like him. I will
never, for the life of me, understand why. I have never hated an
anime character this much in my life, which is saying a lot because
for me outright hating a character is odd, but there you have it. It
seems Sasuke is a character you either love or hate, and I definitely
don't love him, so don't ask, okay?

2. Orochimaru. He's just...blegh. Most of his lackeys are
blegh too. Well, okay, I like Kabuto...because I have this weird
thing for anime characters with glasses, basically, and he's all
mysterious. Ooo. Mystery. But yeah, you can request his lackeys if
you MUST, but Orochimaru himself is a no go.

3. Konohamaru, Hanabi, and Co. I may do a lot of perverted
things in my stories, but loli and shota aren't among them. No
chibi-porn for me, thanks.

4. Akatsuki, as a general rule. I don't know most of them and
the ones I do know aren't interesting. Itachi is a loser, Kisame is a
fish, Deidara's hands freak me out. Sasori is a puppet. You might get
me to ATTEMPT Sasori, if you beg and I really, really like you, but
basically I'm just not interested in these guys at all and they'll
have to do something really amazing to change my mind.

5. Any characters you don't meet until after episode 41 of
Shippuden. I'm watching on Veoh, okay? That's as much as they've
released so far. I'll only write characters I'm familiar with.

Okay! Now for the Fun Part!

The Cookies are As Follows:

COOKIE #1 goes to the first
person to accurately count the number of times Shikamaru orgasms over
the course of this story. (hint: mentions of orgasms that you don't
actually see but are described as having happened over the course of
the day also count).

Cookie #1 Goes to llyoung.
Congrats!

The
Correct Answer is: 28

COOKIE #2 goes to the
first person who can tell me how many characters have appeared in
this story who Shikamaru HAS NOT had sex with over the course of GFL,
and who they are. (Hint: Only characters that make appearances
count—people like Tsunade and Jiraiya, who are only mentioned
in passing do not.)

Cookie #2 Goes to llyoung.
Congrats!

The
Correct Answer is:

3.
Kankuro, Lee, & Ayame

COOKIE
#3 goes to anyone who writes me some manner of loveable Chubby
Chouji x Ino with at least a token amount of smut in it. Shippuden
Chouji is preferable because his new look makes me fangirl, but any
time frame is fine. It is also the only cookie that can be completed
before I finish GFL. That's right guys, more than one person can win
this challenge because the world needs more Chubby Chouji x Ino
love.

COOKIE #4, in honor of Yamato's question to
Shikamaru, goes to the first person who tells me how many people have
released inside of Shikamaru over the course of GFL. (hint: each
character, regardless of how many times he's released inside of our
slutty Shika, only counts as one.)

Cookie #4 Goes to llyoung.
Congrats!

The Correct
answer is 6: Iruka

Asuma, Kakashi, Naruto, Genma, &
Yamato

As a
result of writing this story, there are three het pairings that I am
seriously considering writing as side-fics to GML. COOKIE
#5 goes to the first person to
correctly name all three.

Cookie #5 goes, once again, to
llyoung! You're unbelievable! Congrats!

The Correct
answer is:

Sai x Sakura,
Neji x Temari, & Ino x Chouji

You
will probably see side fics featuring these three het pairings from
me some time in the future.

COOKIE #3 IS STILL AVAILABLE, FOR
ALL YOU FANFIC WRITERS OUT THERE.

llyoung,
IOU, 2 Shika x Neji fics and 2 Shika x Gaara. You've obviously been
paying attention! *gives you a gold star to hold you over until I
write your 4 Prize Fics.*

Those
of you who have participated but not won, you still rock and I love
you to pieces. Thanks so much!

I'll
try to have at least one cookie in most of my stories, so keep an eye
out for future works. Or, if any of you are fic writers and want to
do a story trade, feel free to contact me at, once again,
sakaki@otakumail.com
I
will most likely be plenty willing to comply given that life isn't
too hectic at the time.

To
my readers, I love you guys! To my reviewers, I love you even more!
Thanks so much for all of your comments and ratings of “Genius
at Making Love” and I hope if you see my name attached to a new
fic in the future, you'll check it out.

~K.S.~
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