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Hey There Witchdoctor!	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 21004 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 2
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Chapter List
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(I’m thinking)
“I’m speaking”
Pairing : Harem – seme Naruto x Minato / Hashirama / Hiruzen / Tobirama / Shino / Iruka / Itachi
Last Time:
Naruto sighed as he locked the lid of the cookie jar “23 gremlins! Bloody hell that’s a lot. Ok, Shino your first lesson is what to do with a cookie jar filled with gremlins” the sound of munching coming from the jar did little to comfort anyone …
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Minato eagerly went into Naruto’s mansion, but pouted went he didn’t see the sexy hellhound there. He really should’ve yelled or called first, but he figured Naruto was busy for he could that two people were here. A grumble in his stomach prompted him to head to the kitchen where he didn’t see much right off. There was, however, a cookie jar sitting on the counter. It was very difficult to resist Naruto’s cooking. So difficult, in fact, that the vampire found himself approaching the jar, which for some reason had a really big dictionary on top of the lid. The very second his fingers brushed the book he found himself being thrown across the room. He landed softly on the couch in the living room, but then his arms were pinned above his head. The blonde professor should’ve freaked out, but he was far too entranced by the blue eyes of the hellhound who had him trapped.
“Minato” Naruto whispered huskily making the vampire under shiver “perhaps I have been too lenient with you and the others hmmm … yes, I think some rules should be applied” suddenly Minato squeaked as he was flipped so that his face was facing the couch under him meaning he was on his hands and knees … and more importantly, at the hellhound’s mercy “I do believe some appropriate punishments should be put in place” he purred as he let his tongue trace the shell of Minato’s ear making the vampire mewl softly “do you like the sound of that? Would you like me to punish you?” Naruto asked in amusement as he could smell the vampire’s lust spike.
A gasp slipped from the professor’s pink lips as Naruto nipped his earlobe “Naruto ahhh …nghh” Minato moaned softly and squirmed against the hellhound. Those strong hands touched his body and, even through the clothes, Minato felt his body react all too easily. His breathing became swallow panting as Naruto’s fingers teasingly traced circles around his nipple through the professor’s shirt.
“please ah hahh more ngh hah” Minato whimpered as he bucked his hips back eagerly. His pants were getting too tight. It was driving him mad.
Naruto chuckled and gripped those hips in a strong grasp earning a mewl “this is a punishment for touching a jar that was clearly not something to be touched” the hellhound hummed. He held those hips firmly, but absentmindedly let his fingers trace circles in the edges of he tight fabric around Minato’s crotch. Each flick made the professor squirm and whimper even more “then again this is a first offense so I’ll go easy on you this time” he purred in Minato’s ear, but before the vampire could even process the information Naruto pressed his thumbs into a spot right under the tailbone a a precise angle. The affect was astounding …
“NARUTO!” Minato screamed as his eyes rolled back into his head. All his senses became blinded with pleasure and he came harder than he ever had. He fell off the couch in his thrashing, but he didn’t notice and just kept thrashing until two more orgasms poured out of him.
Naruto just sat on the couch watching Minato thrashing about in pleasure with his pants becoming more and more damp with cum. When Minato finally fell limp on the ground in his cum and a flushed blissed out expression on his face Naruto smiled “my, my he’s a playful one … got everything Shino?” he asked as he casually stood up and turned to see a very red faced insect charmer standing on the stairs carrying a bowl filled with herbs. The hellhound seemed indifferent as he picked up Minato a placed him on the couch, which did have a blanket stretched across it so it wasn’t a mess at least.
“y-yes … w-what did you do t-to him?” Shino felt his cock twitch as Naruto came close to him and took the bowl from him.
“nothing much. It was just a little acupressure. Ah yes, I will be teaching you that as well. If you still want to learn, that is” Naruto said as he leaned in close knowing the effect he was having on the raven.
Shino’s breath hitched as his body shivered “y-yes”
“good … lets start with the gremlins first, but just so you know this is the point I used on Minato” Naruto let his hand wrap around Shino’s slender waist an gently tapped the spot under his tailbone “I think you should practice hitting this one on your own body”
A moan slipped passed the insect charmer’s lips “y-yes”
“very good … now come on, we have to deal with these little buggers” the blonde hellhound casually went into the kitchen. Soon after Shino was able to think clearly … at least enough to follow “now first we have to grind this twig and it’s leaves together to form a dough. This amount is what you need, but when the dough is formed you split it into ummm … lets use a quarter for reference. So 20 quarter sized discs”
The twig in question was removed and Shino watched as the plump greenish blue leaves were carefully pulled away from the dark green stem. The juice from the leaves were squeezed into an empty bowl and Naruto blended the stem into a fine powder. As Shino poured the powder over the leaf goo and molded it as instructed he noticed the strange dough form. It was like he was kneading bread dough filled with popping candies. Each motion of his fingers made a crackling sound or snapping against his skin.
Naruto nodded as the handful of dough was created “that’s good, you don’t want to over work it. Did you feel the bubbles?”
“so that’s what that was. I felt them popping” Shino mused as he looked at the ball of dough he set on the island countertop.
“exactly and those bubbles will be needed. This dough will be what knocks them out, but the medicine to help them return to normal will be made first” Naruto said as he popped off a small piece of the dough ball and molded it into the right shape and size.
Shino raised an eyebrow “what do you mean return-”
At that moment Hashirama, Iruka, Itachi, Tobirama and Hiruzen entered the mansion …
“hey Naruto! We’re-oh my …” Hashirama froze with a massive blush on his face. Iruka looked at the others he arrived with in confusion. They were all blushing and headed for the couch. The merman frowned and followed only to find a completely blissed out Minato sitting in laying on the couch out cold in his own cum “w-what did you do to him?”
“I was demonstrating acupressure points to Shino using Minato’s body” Naruto answered simply as the blushing insect charmer quickly rolled out each disc.
Hiruzen gulped as he changed back into his young form “I will gladly volunteer next time … so what’s going on here?” he asked trying not to focus on the smell of cum.
Everyone jumped as the cookie jar jiggled as several some things were heard clawing to get out and Naruto pushed down on the book to keep the lid closed “there seems to be a minor gremlin problem”
“so just kill them, they’re just pests” Tobirama said with a shrug.
Naruto frowned “while in some cases you’d be right, especially if you can’t move a gremlin nest safely away, this isn’t one of them”
“what do you mean?” Iruka asked as he tore his eyes away from Minato’s body.
“gremlins come in two types, natural and transformed. It’s easier to show you. Shino take these three herbs and chill them quickly while I trim these” Naruto instructed.
The others conscious creatures watched as Naruto showed step by how to blend the ingredients. The two grass like herbs were chopped and ground together with the slightly chilled herbs. Finally a few drops of orange sap was mixed in to create a loose paste with the finely ground herbs.
“this is the medicine so now we safely knock the gremlins out with these” he pointed to the discs of dough Shino finished making.
“how will those help?” Tobirama asked with curiosity in his tone … and if Naruto wasn’t mistaken a sliver of fear as well.
The hellhound merely smiled as he opened the oven and pulled out the metal racks. Not surprisingly the oven wasn’t turned on, but now Naruto was filling to bread loaf pans with water. Once the pans were half full he added a spoonful of vinegar and put the pans in the oven with space in between. Going slowly and carefully he put the cookie jar in between the pans and put the book on the counter. As he held the lid down he told Shino to place half of the dough discs in each pan. With all the discs submerged Naruto pulled away really fast taking the lid of the cookie jar with and shutting the oven door before any gremlins escaped.
Everyone watched as the oven filled with gas and the little creatures scrambling out of the jar to try to escape. The beings had big pointy ears, big eye, sharp teeth, sharp claws and no fur to hide the wrinkled skin, but their skin colors ranged from greenish gray to black to brown to white and various combinations. Now they were all clawing at the oven door to get away from the wispy white smoke.
“they’ll be fine. This is more scary than anything, but they can’t hear me so sadly I can’t comfort them” Naruto said as one gremlin fell limp.
“they can’t? I thought gremlins had great hearing … oh no! one little guy is in the water” Iruka exclaimed in worry as he saw one gremlin pass out and fall into the bread pan.
Naruto didn’t look concerned though as he got a hand towel from a drawer “it’s ok, I have no intention of committing murder in front of a cop. If anything it will help them regain nutrients. You see gremlins are plant like creatures … like little tree nymphs, but can be more of a pain than anything else. The plant quality remains the same no matter which type of gremlin they are, but when someone is changed into a gremlin they have their senses messed with. They can’t hear anyone except for the voice of the person who changed them nor can they read or write”
“changed them? So they were once people?” Hashirama asked in shock.
”yes … it’s something plant demons do though they usually resort to using the skill for self defense only” Naruto answered honestly “it seems they are all asleep. Shino help me pull them out. We’ll line them up on the island and apply the paste”
As the hellhound and his apprentice lined up the small sleeping gremlins the others remained quiet. It was obvious who changed them. The Harunos. This was getting more and more out of hand. Naruto may have said that it was self defense, but he implied that this may not have been self defense. Really why should it have been when you’re a demon in a village run by demonic police. If a fellow creature needed help the Uchihas would’ve helped. There’s no need to use this skill so many times. With that in mind they all watched as the paste was applied. They all needed to know who these people were …
The paste was brushed gently onto the small bodies. From the neck down each gremlin was coated in the paste and it seemed the little grey gremlin that fell in the water was showing the fastest changes. After the little gremlin was dried and coated in the paste the skin on the face stared changing to a more normal flesh color.
“the paste is being absorbed so quickly” Itachi whispered in awe as he saw the coating of paste slowly disappear into the skin.
“they are still plant like in this form and their entire bodies act more like roots to absorb large quantities of nutrients. They will continue to change over the next few day … maybe weeks actually. A touch ironic really. It takes seconds to change them, but it takes much longer to revert them back. Of course the slow change back is not painful unlike the plant demons’ method. That, however, isn’t important. It will take a while to complete the change, but their hearing and other important cognitive functions will return by tomorrow … bollocks … It looks like some or all of them were denied light and water, which weakened them” Naruto said as a low growl came from his throat.
Itachi looked just as horrified as the others “that for plant like creatures would be abuse right?” the wolf demon asked as he mentally racked up the Harunos’ crimes.
“yes … they will remain plant based for another few hours at least so Shino grab some water” Naruto said.
All the others helped too. Drip after drip of water was applied to the small creatures’ faces. They were taking care to not wash away the paste if there was any left and soon it became clear these were people they knew. Not because they recognized the appearance for the gremlins haven’t changed enough for anyone to recognize them as human let alone as a specific person. It was the gremlins’ scent. The scent changed for the nondescript mossy smell to a clear human smell!
Itachi gulped and pointed to the white gremlin with a slash of gray over the left eye “this one … he’s my cousin Kakashi. He disappeared three years ago and this one is Gaara, my brother’s boy friend who vanished months before he became sick” Itachi’s eyes widened as he stared at the small redish brown gremlin “fuck!” he snapped before bolting out of the mansion.
Naruto raised an eyebrow as he heard the tires of the wolf demon’s car screech as it sped away “bloody hell, what was that about?”
The headmaster sighed “Gaara was a student who was having family problems. He dated Sasuke in high school, but supposedly moved just before graduation. I think they tried to make the relationship last, but after a few gifts everything fizzled away … oh … Sasuke got sick after a gift from Gaara …” Hiruzen’s eyes widened and he covered his face with his palm as a feeling of foolishness hit him “those gifts weren’t from Gaara”
“so it seems” Naruto said coming to he same conclusion.
It was a simple plan and definitely diabolical. The Harunos wanted more business and found a way to do just that. Kakashi was one of the first victims. The cop was caught and changed into a gremlin. Once that step was done the Harunos sent some letters followed by edible gifts laced with the deadly metal to the family. Maybe Sasuke didn’t eat those or didn’t eat enough to become sick, but that might explain why Fugaku and Mikoto had the metal in their bodies. When no one was displaying the desired symptoms the Harunos went a step further and targeted Gaara in order to get to Sasuke …
“how could they have gotten away with this so easily? Sure it helps that no one knew about this ability to make gremlins, but how did they fool the Uchihas? They aren’t any random demons. Nearly all of them are cops!” Iruka exclaimed in disbelief.
Naruto frowned “not exactly my area of expertise, but if the means of contact were digital then it would be a simple task to make a gremlin hand over the information. A transformed gremlin can’t say no to the one who created them and if they can fight of that power it would be a simple matter of weakening them until they reveal everything. Once they had the account information they would send some texts and say to expect a package”
Tobirama finally looked away from the little gremlins “we should probably move them”
“quite right” Naruto agreed.
Thankfully the mansion was large for it had a room for each gremlin. Each person helped carry a gremlin and soon each gremlin was placed in the middle of pillows on the beds. With yet another insane development to think about most of the others left. Though Minato was spotted again so they all left with blushes coloring their cheeks.
“don’t forget to practice your acupressure point Shino” Naruto called out just before the insect charmer shut the door earning a mewl from the poor Aburame “you wanted to talk I take it Tobirama?” he asked as he carried Minato up to a bed of his own.
It was clear by the somber expression on the professor’s face that something truly bothered him “I just …” he trailed off as he followed Naruto up the stairs, but it wasn’t until Minato was tucked the blonde vampire into bed without shoes, pants and underwear that he had the courage to continue “no one else has, but I did … kill a gremlin. I didn’t know and that was the rumor we all knew-”
“Tobirama!” Naruto snapped firmly and though his tone didn’t have any harshness the vampire froze “whether you did or didn’t kill a transformed gremlin doesn’t matter. You can’t change it now. There no way to know who it may have been if it was a transformed gremlin. Also I wouldn’t be able to tell which it was even if you told me. The only reason I knew for sure that the gremlins that swarmed me today were people is because I checked the entire property for nests and there was none. They had no reason to be in this mansion and they were organized … Tobirama, I heal the living. The dead I can’t help, only learn from and respect”
The vampire scowled bitterly “can’t help the dead? You helped us-”
Not another word passed the gray haired professor’s lips for Naruto dragged him into the hall and took his face hands “poor sense of taste, sensitivity to light, change in diet, inability to warm up. Don’t those sound like symptoms of illness?” Tobirama gaped slightly, but said nothing “the vampire state you were in for centuries was a sickness nothing more. You always were alive and you still are. Just focus on that”
“ok” Tobirama said softly only to blush right after as he realized how close he was to the hellhound. All he wanted to do was lean up and press his lips against Naruto’s, but the blonde seemed to suspect that and pulled back with a teasing smile “you don’t play fair” he pouted feeling better than he did a moment ago.
Naruto simply chuckled and watched as the professor left. After that he tossed Minato’s clothes in the laundry to be cleaned. With the gremlins taking up the rooms on the third and fourth floors and Naruto’s room near Minato’s on the far side of the second floor the hellhound was getting a good understanding on how this will work in the future. It may be presuming too much too soon, but at this point Naruto couldn’t help feeling a deep attachment to this place. He went to make some tea, but as the water boiled he spotted a werewolf skulking in the edge of the trees.
“what a bloody fool” the Brit snorted and went to flick on the sprinklers. As he enjoyed his tea he listened to the sounds of a foolish werewolf named Kiba getting sprayed by several jets of water before running away.
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Sasuke stared at his brother in a daze “Gaara never left … he didn’t send those packages … can I see him?!”
“and Kakashi too?” Mikoto added tearfully while her husband was seething in the background eagerly waiting for a chance to confront the Haruno family, but he forced himself to focus on his family first.
Itachi sighed “we can visit tomorrow and see if they’re more recognizable, but Naruto said it will be a while before they’re back to normal”
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