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A Crafty Chameleon	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 28015 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 4
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Chapter List
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking" 
(Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 
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Pairing: Harem – Naruto x OC 'Dan' / Ranmaru / Natsu / Sagi / Kankuro
Last Time:
Danzo smirked and handed the blonde a scroll “you were right, don’t take the promotion”
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Hirzen glared at Danzo “I know you’re not telling me something Ganzo. What is it?”
“it’s nothing really, lets just keep playing” he felt Hiruzen’s staff pointed at his head “Minato agreed to give Naruto to the Nadeshiko village when he was of age” he blurted out when the staff moved down towards his crotch.
“WHAT?” Danzo winced at his old friend’s shriek “why didn’t you tell me this before?”

“the arranging of the marriage was before Naruto’s birth. Really no one knew until Naruto made a habit of going across those borders to get you your tea, but at the time we thought it was invalid” explained Danzo.
“because Minato and the others were thought to be dead?” Danzo nodded and Hiruzen sighed “well I see why you never bothered to bring it up before … is that why you told Naruto not to take the promotion?”
Danzo frowned “yeah, I did some research an found that if Naruto became a chunin now he would be eligible for marriage right away, but if he turned it down he would have to prove himself in battle or be killed. That worried me, but Naruto says he has a way around that … Hiruzen?”
“Naruto has a lot of talent. Why is there always a set of hoops to jump through? He should never have had this much trouble getting the promotions he deserves or stayed in the shadows” said Hiruzen.
“we both agreed to his training in ROOT and for a good reason too … Naruto needed to get a chance outside the village before he snapped” stated Danzo seriously.
“I know, I don’t regret that … I just wish it wasn’t necessary” they both sighed … but then Danzo smiled …
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Naruto laid back against a tree “need something Kankuro?” he heard the sand ninja come out of hiding and looked up … his eyes widened slightly in surprise when he saw a handsome brunette without face paint wearing jeans and a white button down shirt.
“hey Naruto” he said almost shyly.
“wow … you look good Kankuro … I never saw you without the paint before” said Naruto earning a slight blush from the sand ninja. The blonde moved over and Kankuro took the hint and sat down next to him.
“have you heard what happened to your teammate Sasuke?” asked Kankuro.
The ROOT agent shook his head “actually no, I was going to ask, but I had to do some things and forgot. What did happen to him? last I saw he was going to get something to eat, but the cafeteria was closed by then … not that I told him that”
Kankuro chuckled “it’s kind of funny actually … when he was denied food he tried to beat up the cafeteria staff. Unfortunately for him they were retired ninjas themselves … I guess they can’t have normal staff with ninjas around … anyway, he got his ass beat and has been in jail for the past few weeks”
“you’ve got to be kidding” Naruto laughed at the news.
“it has been kept quiet because he’s an Uchiha … which is of course why my sister has been blabbing it all over town about it the second she found out” said the sand ninja with an amused chuckle.
“remind me to thank Temarl … hey Kankuro is there a reason you use that face paint and cat suit?” asked Naruto.
“w-why do you want to know?” stuttered Kankuro shyly.
“curiosity … I had a feeling it wasn’t exactly a fashion choice or something battle ready. It has to do with Gaara doesn’t it” said Naruto.
The sand ninja’s eyes widened “you’re too observant … Gaara was always trying to get close people when he was little, but he was scared of people with weapons. I thought my father was an ass so I never took his warnings about Gaara seriously. I tried to get close to Gaara one day, but because of my ninja outfit he was scared and nearly caught me in his sand … the outfit I usually wear is the only I was able to make him feel comfortable around me even if he was still unstable”
“you’re a good brother” the blonde smiled … they spent the next few minutes in a peaceful silence until a chameleon appeared “he’s here. Sorry got to go. I’ll see you later” he leaned over and kissed the sand ninja on the cheek. He left not seeing the sand ninja blush brightly …
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“it’s a pleasure to meet you Daimyo-sama” said Minato as he shook the Daimyo’s hand as he stepped down from the carriage.
Sagi smiled “the pleasure is mine. I was hoping to meet the Deadly Obake while I was here”
“ah yes of course, normally Danzo handles the ROOT agents, but he told the Deadly Obake to visit as your escort” the second those words slipped from his mouth a ninja with a bone mask floated out of the ground startling the hokage “Obake?!”
The ROOT ninja turned towards him “hokage-sama … your secretary is looking for you. She says to stop slacking and finish the paperwork” as the hokage walked away with a depressed cloud over his head the Obake turned his attention to the Daimyo “you wished to see me Daimyo-sama?” he bowed respectfully as he lead the leader to the place where he’d be staying.
“yes and please call me Sagi. I wanted to thank you for saving me before. My uncle was removed from his position and my twin sister has taken his place. She was going to come and thank you personally, but she was recently proposed to so she’s starting wedding arrangements” said Sagi.
“it was nothing, I was happy to help. I wish your sister a happy life … Will you be watching the finals of the chunin exams tomorrow?” asked the ROOT agent as they were shown to the Daimyo’s hotel suite.
“yes … Obake come in” the ROOT agent paused for a moment before entering the Daimyo’s room “join my village”
“no I can’t” stated the ROOT agent.
Sagi shrugged “it was worth a shot … can I at least see your face instead?”
“… very well” the ninja’s hand came up and pulled away his mask …
“it’s you … you were at Honeycomb” gasped an awestruck Daimyo as his eyes met with striking blue eyes and golden hair. The ninja smiled and put the mask back on before jumping out the window. Sagi clutched his chest as his heart began racing “I … I think … I’m in love”
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Naruto sighed as he watched the sickly referee enter the stadium “damn this is boring” he muttered.
“your boredom will be over shortly. The ref just said you’re fighting me” smirked the Hyuga known as Neji.
”yeah … right” sighed the ROOT agent. They went down the stairs and entered the arena … the referee signaled for the match to begin …
“don’t worry your fate has said that you will lose this fight so just relax, this will end quickly” he dropped into his stance with a smug smirk … a sweat drop appeared on his temple as Naeuto flipped open a file and started reading “what is so important that you need to read it now?”
“your medical file” was the blonde’s blunt answer.
“WHAT?” Neji’s eyes nearly popped out of his head in shock.
The blonde Sarutobi flipped through a few pages and shook his he head “I see some interesting things, but nothing on anything like ESP or psychic abilities …, how did you get poison ivy on your ass?”
Neji’s face became flushed with anger and embarrassment “fuck you!” he charged forward and sent several fast jabs at the blonde “gave that to me right now!” one jab hit the air and sent a shock that knocked the blonde back several paces and sadly dropping the file “I’ll teach you to embarrass me … Rotation” he dropped into a different stance and started spinning on the file …
*boom* Neji was sent flying a second later by a strong blast …
“for a caged bird he sure can fly” commented Naruto and he reached down to get the burnt remains of the file “maybe using an explosive tag as a bookmark was a bad idea” and he started walking out of the arena … he smiled when he spotted his Dad and the others in the bleachers … along with Dan, Mina, Ranmaru, Kankuro and even Sagi! The ROOT agent raised an eyebrow and his eyes locked with Gaara’s … he knew by the smirk on his sand friend’s face that the kazekage was playing match maker … that must be how Kankuro found him so easily, Gaara told him.
Hayate looked at the blonde as if he was nuts “and the winner is Naruto Na-” Naruto paused and a dark foreboding aura filled the arena … everyone froze in fear “Sarutobi! Naruro Sarutobi! Don’t kill me” Naruto started walking away again …
“HOLD IT YOU BASTARD!” Naruto turned and saw Sasuke glaring at him “you are going to paying for the humiliation you put me through”
(how did he reach the conclusion that him being sent to jail is my fault?) Naruto thought as he popped a stick of gum in his mouth and began chewing. After only a second he spat the wad on the ground in front of the Uchiha.
Sasuke was beyond pissed now “bastard” he ran forward ready to throw a fireball …

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Minato glared “how did Sasuke get out of prison?! Never mind, go arrest him-”
“wait hokage-sama lets see how Naruto handles himself” said Gaara.
The hokage frowned and finally sighed “fine, but at the first sign of trouble Sasuke is arrested” the surrounding anbu nodded and got ready to jump in.
They watched Naruto spit his gum at the ground in front of Sasuke’s feet and the Uchiha charge the one second …
*boom* and then go flying across the arena the next second …
“what the hell just happened?” gasped Minato.
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Naruto shrugged “maybe Dad was right chewing explosives is bad for your health”
“YOU WERE CHEWING EXPLOSIVES? ARE YOU INSANE?” screamed Hayate.
A book appeared in Naruto’s hand “insanity, a deranged state of mind. Can occur after extreme mental and/or physical trauma … does that sound like me?” not one single person choose to respond to that question “didn’t think so”
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The hokage slumped back into his seat “maybe I’m too old for this … what are you guys waiting for? Go get Sasuke!” the anbu jumped into the arena and grabbed the crispy Uchiha …
The rest of the finals went smoothly … Natsu won his fight and Naruto forfeited his fight with Natsu. Now Naruto, Natsu and Shikamaru were standing in front of the hokage and the kazekage …
Minato smiled and pulled out three chunin jackets “I’m happy to announce that you three have proven that you are ready to become chunin” he handed one jacket to Shikamaru who sighed as he took it, but then he handed one to Naruto … the blonde didn’t take it …
Naruto bowed respectfully “I’m sorry hokage-sama, but I simply don’t feel ready to accept it. I decline the promotion”
“what … but you are ready, you have to take it” the hokage was nearly begging.
Gaara sighed “hokage-sama we can’t force someone to take a promotion if he doesn’t feel ready” he glanced at Naruto and the blonde silently promised to explain later.
“yes … ok, I guess” muttered the hokage who looked a little pale …
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