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Hey There Witchdoctor!	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 21004 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 2
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Chapter List
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(I’m thinking)
“I’m speaking”
Pairing : Harem – seme Naruto x Minato / Hashirama / Hiruzen / Tobirama / Shino / Iruka / Itachi
Last Time:
“I see … we are the only Akatsuki approved people here so we’ll let the Akatsuki handle it” Mrs. Haruno smirked, she had a lucrative business here and won’t let it fall apart because of some upstart healer …
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Iruka smiled as Sasuke walked through the door of his classroom. After a couple weeks some arrangements were made so the young wolf demon could go back to classes “it’s good to see you Sasuke. Now you just say if you feel ill in any way and you can leave. I post my class lectures online so you won’t miss anything”
“I know, thank you professor Iruka. I’ll be careful not to push it” said Sasuke as he took a seat near the door. His health has improved immensely, but was still recovering. If he did too much too fast he’d feel dizzy or tired and out of breath, but it was has only been two weeks since he was healed by the tasty medicine Naruto gave his family. He felt amazing after a week, but the damage may have been more severe than anyone thought. Itachi returned to tell the British healer and apparently it’s no surprise. It will be a bit longer before he is fully recovered. Until then someone will be picking him up from classes and he is to keep hydrated.
Sasuke took notes during the lecture, but every now and then his thoughts wandered to certain questions …
Why would the Harunos’s target his family?
Was it just for money?
The Uchihas weren’t filthy rich, but they did have power. Itachi believed that they would drain them until they couldn’t pay and then begin making offers in exchange for treatments. If that was the case Fugaku would’ve ordered his pack to do anything to get the treatments.
But when would it have ended?
Did they intend to leave Sasuke sick forever?
Did the Haruno family even have a real cure?
How long would it have been before he died?
When was the first dose?
That last question truly disturbed Sasuke. He wasn’t sure when the first dose of that vile black metal was given to him. The only Haruno he knew was Sakura and he avoided her like the plague. Sakura was one of those stalker types that really unnerve him and she was by far the worst he has ever had the misfortune of meeting, but that’s why he was so confused. He stays away from her and couldn’t drug him easily. Then there was his parents and the black metal being in their bodies. How did that happen?
As troubling as this whole thing was Sasuke shook the thoughts away and focused on the lecture. Once the class ended he picked up his things and left after the other students. Just before he made it to the exit he felt someone hug him from behind …
“Sasuke! It’s so good to see you up and looking so much better! Looks like those treatments are working!”
Sasuke fought the urge to growl as he turned to see a pink haired young woman about his age “Sakura … those treatments weren’t helping so we got a second opinion. I have to leave, excuse me” he said trying to not rip out her throat with human students around to witness it … it wasn’t easy. What really freaks him out is that he is positive that he smells her scent through his window every now and then. Both when he was sick and when he got better.
Sakura pouted “a second opinion? Who did you go to?” she said sweetly. To everyone else she would seem cute, flirty and just curious, but really she was seething. Sakura wanted nothing more than to find out who would dare cure Sasuke before she could. Her romantic fantasy was ruined because of that person! … maybe it was deliberate. Maybe they were using her plan to seduce Sasuke! She won’t allow it! As her paranoid thoughts ran rampant she started to get an insane glint in her eyes that made Sasuke take a step back … and then other.
“I’m not telling you. It isn’t any of your business anyway” Sasuke said quickly and tried to get passed her.
The pink haired girl grabbed his arm out of desperation “wait Sasuke! I have a gift for you!” she reached into her pocket with one hand while trying to keep Sasuke from running away with the other. After a second she scowled. Apparently her present was missing.
“excuse me miss, I believe you dropped this”
Both Sasuke and Sakura heard a British accent and turned towards the voice. There was a young blonde man wearing a dark red vest over a white dress shirt and black pants. The weather was slowly getting warmer, but it was still chilly so the blonde had a long black jacket that went down to his ankles. In his hand was a little pink square present with a bow. The elegant scroll on the top spelled out the name of a popular candy store.
“oh thank you!” Sakura smiled as she took the present recognizing it to be the very present that she got for Sasuke.
“it was no trouble just be careful. You never know what taints things like candies though. I hear some metals are particularly dangerous, but don’t mind me. Good day” said the blonde as he started to walk away. Sasuke raised an eyebrow as he realized that this was the the guy his father and brother were talking about. This was Naruto Moore and that comment was definitely a warning about the candies … not that he’d eat anything Sakura would give him, but this was good to know. He had to be careful if she was going to try and make him sick again.
Sakura winced at the mention of metals. It just so happens that she laced the confections with the toxic metal in the hopes of poisoning Sasuke again, but how could he know that? “wait! What do you mean by that? Are you accusing me of hurting Sasuke?” Sakura shrieked unknowingly confirming that she did have something planned.
“of course not” Naruto stopped and glanced over his shoulder to smile at the pink haired girl “I was simply making conversation. Unless you would have a reason to think otherwise?” he shrugged his shoulders when Sakura didn’t answer “oh Sasuke, your father is waiting in the car outside. He looks like he’s about to break the doors down to get you”
Sasuke’s eyes widened and eagerly broke away from Sakura “right, thanks” the young wolf demon left through the doors before Sakura could even say anything. The first thing he planned to do was tell his father and then drink another cup of that chocolate medicine once he gets home.
After seeing her crush escape without his gift she shot Naruto an ugly glare “who the hell do you think you are?!” she snapped loudly.
“Naruto Moore, lovely to meet you” Naruto said casually completely ignoring Sakura’s harsh glare.
“what kind of stupid name is that-”
“Ms. Haruno!” the pink haired girl nearly jumped out of her skin in shock and spun around to see the headmaster’s eyes glaring back at her along with the Professors Minato and Hashirama watching her with clear disapproving glares “what is all this screaming about and why are you being so rude to Mr. Moore?” Hiruzen demanded.
Sakura spluttered for a second before pointing at Naruto “he accused me of trying to hurt my Sasuke by-”
“no he didn’t” said Shino as he came out of the crowd of students that formed “I heard everything along with many people here” the clueless human students in the crowd nodded, while the creatures stiffened nervously.
The pink haired pink haired plant demon bristled “fine, take his side. See where it gets you” she threatened. Any creatures who rely on the Haruno family for anything all flinched, but she didn’t realize that the vampires no longer required her family’s services.
Hiruzen ran a hand over the place on his finger where a ring once was. Now there was a completely normal ring to replace the old etched ring until the secret is out … though it was a miracle no one noticed the ring change yet. The difference was a powerful reminder of the hellhound’s kindness thus far and the headmaster narrowed his eyes at the pink haired girl who cruelly dangled her family’s skills in front of the desperate creatures who needed help … not unlike those two con-artists from years ago.
This is not the attitude of a healer …
This is not someone who cares …
This is someone who squeezes the life out of people for their own gain …
“I heard enough … Sakura Haruno if you can’t act civilized then you will be banned from the up coming campus functions, understood?” the ‘elderly’ headmaster mentally smirked as the pink haired Haruno gaped in disbelief. The human students shrugged it off as nothing special, but several non human students gaped in shock. No one talks to the Harunos in such a way if they ever want to be treated again especially in the last couple years where the Uchiha’s have been going to the Harunos for help.
“yes headmaster” Sakura hissed through clenched teeth before storming off.
Minato sighed “are you sure she isn’t a banshee?” he asked once he, Hiruzen, Hashirama and Shino were alone with Naruto.
The blonde Brit chuckled “people scream with they’re ticked or in the middle of a great shag, it doesn’t make them banshees” the hellhound noticed a blush coming from each person there at the mention of sex and could smell lust seep from their bodies “although she is right. I do have a rather odd name considering my first name is Japanese”
“why is that if I may ask? … not that it isn’t a nice name!” Hashirama exclaimed with a blush.
Naruto smiled in amusement before shrugging his broad shoulders “a combination of poor travel plans and stubbornness. My Mom always wanted to name her child after something in the place he or she would be born like Grandma did with her. Unfortunately my Mom had to go with my father over to Japan to restock an ingredient for a potion before it started running low. The problem was that my Mom loathes any means of travel that leaves the ground or moves too fast so they traveled on foot, then took a boat and in the middle of the trip to Japan she realized she was pregnant with me. Father wanted to take her back immediately, but he’s no match for her when she wants something and she wanted that ingredient. Mom and father got to Japan and eventually they found the ingredient, but apparently there were a few delays and Mom was farther along than she thought”
Hiruzen chuckled “so she gave birth to you in Japan”
“yes and on a small island in the middle of a maelstrom no less. I was named based off the maelstrom, which is what my name translates to. Mom grudgingly got on a plane with father and me to get back safely” Naruto sighed with a fond smile.
Minato smiled sadly “you must miss them” they just realized that Naruto has basically been alone for the last year … ignoring the fact that the professors and headmaster have dropped in nearly every other day in the past months. It must’ve been very lonely without his family even still, especially when they went through the holidays.
“of course, but it would be worse if my Mom wouldn’t always call in the middle of the night. She has yet to grasp the concept of a time difference between the US and the UK unlike my father” Naruto said with an exhausted sigh.
Hashirama bit his lip to keep from laughing “I’m sure she’ll get it eventually- … oh crap, I need to get to my next lecture”
“so do I, see you later Naruto” Minato smiled and conveniently let his hand graze the hellhound’s before leaving. It was hard not to notice the longing gazes from them even if they weren’t as open as Minato. Everyone except the insect charmer left and Naruto was curious as to why. The sunglasses Shino wore did little to hide the hints of lust or subtle nervous twitches and the blonde hellhound waited patiently for the insect charmer to speak.
Shino looked up at Naruto trying his best to not sound as nervous as he was “Naruto …do you have some time today?”
“I don’t have anymore classes for today. What’s on your mind?” Naruto asked kindly as they walked out into the slightly cool air.
“I was wondering … could you teach me anything so I could be of some help if you need it?” Shino asked sounding a little shy at the end. Most healers he heard about were always secretive of their medicines and potions until the Akatsuki forces their hand, but Naruto was different and would perhaps be willing to train someone to help.
Naruto tapped his chin in thought “it takes years to learn everything and there are a few things you can’t do because of the fire related elements involved, but I see no reason why not. Is this really something you want to do with classes too?”
“actually I switched out of some classes and choose some different ones for next term … I want to help as a career” said Shino firmly.
The blonde raised an eyebrow “you’re serious … you know you don’t have to give up a career to help” he said as they veered onto the sidewalk that lead to the Uzumaki mansion.
“I know, but I haven’t actually found the career of my dreams until I saw what you do. Since you told me about the cure that you slipped my father, seeing you take care of Kurenai and Professor Iraka and handling the demon hunters I’ve been thinking about what I want to do. I want to be able to help in those situations” Shino said sincerely.
A smile played on Naruto’s lips “it would be most rude of me to tell you not to pursue something this obscure when I’m taking that path myself. If you are certain then I have no problem. What curriculum changes have you made?”
“I choose these classes” Shino said happily as he pulled put this list classes he intended to take over the summer term and in the following terms. It seems his new plans were to graduate with a minor in botany, but a major in finance. Perfect for maintaining the necessary plant life for medicines and helping to keep up a business.
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Sakura snarled as she entered her very fancy looking home. She was beyond furious with what happened today. Why didn’t everyone immediately take her side? Those vampires should know better considering they are able to walk in sunlight because of her family. This was infuriating!
Then there was that blonde idiot with the accent. He must be the transfer student who came a year ago. She vaguely remembered meeting him one other time where he tried to strike up a conversation, but he annoyed her for some reason she couldn’t recall and she left after snapping at him. What was his name again? … Naruto Moore, that’s right. Sure the guy didn’t accuse her of anything, but she didn’t like him anyway and it felt too coincidental that he would mention metal specifically.
The pink haired student glanced up as someone entered the house “hey Mom”
“hello my blossom, were you able to discover anything else on our patient?” the woman asked cheerily.
“Sasuke admitted to going to another healer and he does look completely healthy. Sasuke didn’t say who, but I think I have an idea. You know that transfer student from last year? Apparently he is on good terms with some professors, OUR vampire professors. It seems weird … and he knew Sasuke’s father as a parent and not an officer … something is wrong and I bet Moore is the healer” Sakura frowned in thought before nodding satisfied that it made sense.
The plant demon mother named Rose smirked “well lets show the fool who he’s dealing with … if I recall correctly he lives at the Uzumaki mansion”
An equally cruel smirk appeared on Sakura’s face as she followed her mother down to the chilly cellar. They both stopped in front of a metal door were they could hear scratching coming from the other side. It sounded like dozens of small creatures trying to get out.
Rose scoffed and pressed a button on the side of the door “don’t bother you fools. The only way you’ll ever get out again as yourselves is if you do as told” the clawing stopped “good, now go to the Uzumaki mansion and murder the foreigner” Sakura unlocked the door and opened it …
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Shino looked around the various plants in the attic as Naruto showed different ways to use the more commonly used plants “so this one has healing qualities for most species” he said as he pointed to a strange corkscrew shaped with purple leaves.
“exactly, really getting the plants down is the first thing. Lets go to the other greenhouse and see some others” Naruto suggested and he and Shino stepped down from the attic. They went down the four flights of stairs, but just before reaching the kitchen Naruto froze “Shino … stay very still … look at the wall next to you” he whispered.
The insect charmer slowly glanced at the wall and paled as he saw a small skinny greenish gray creature with claws climbing down the wall “what is it?” he hissed.
“a gremlin … I can smell several others. Don’t move, I’ll get their attention. Can your insects trap them in one spot?” Naruto asked. Shino only nodded and began mentally calling his insects as he watched Naruto start walking to the kitchen.
One gremlin charged at lightening fast speeds and tried to slash the blonde’s throat, but Naruto dodged and ran for the kitchen. That fast motion triggered a small swarm of gremlins and the hellhound was barely able to dodge most of the vicious attacks resulting in bloody gashes in some spots. Before it got any worse a swarm of insects filled the room and started blocking the gremlins movements. Naruto quickly grabbed the nearest container, which was a large cookie jar, and started trapping each gremlin inside until they were all inside.
Naruto sighed as he locked the lid of the cookie jar “23 gremlins! Bloody hell that’s a lot. Ok, Shino your first lesson is what to do with a cookie jar filled with gremlins” the sound of munching coming from the jar did little to comfort anyone …
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