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The Banishing Act	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto Crossovers > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 18142 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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(I'm thinking)

"I'm speaking"

"Demon / summon / ghost speaking" 

(Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 

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Pairing: Yaoi M/M - seme Naruto x Neji

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“HOLY SHIT! IT’S A VORTEX!” they both screamed and then something dropped out of the vortex “IT’S A KID!”

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Kurama sighed as a few math geeks were pestering him to join the math team again when Kuwabara ran around the corner of the street “FINALLY I FOUND YOU! Yusuke and I need your help!” he grabbed Kurama’s hand and was about to drag the former fox demon away until a math geek stepped in his way …

“you can’t take Shuichi! He’s going to join our math team and help us get girlfriends-” the geeks became quiet as a tick mark popped up on Kuwabara’s head.

”I need his help taking care of an unconscious kid we found abandoned in an alley way so who’s problem do you think seems more urgent?” the team of geeks immediately stepped aside and the pair took off, but Kuwabara called back over his shoulder “you know your girlfriend issue might have something to do with you wasting a weekend talking about math. Get a hobby”

Kurama laughed at the comment as they made their way to Yusuke’s home “thanks for that so what is going on?”

“I have no idea where to begin … Yusuke and I stopped at an arcade in town and we heard something really weird. We went to check it out and there was a … portal floating in the alley behind the arcade … this kid fell out of it and he was out cold, but that isn’t the only thing … he has something on him … it’s a spider like mark thing”

“I take it this isn’t a normal tattoo” said Kurama as they made a turn and came towards Yusuke’s apartment.

“not unless tattoos move, cause intense pain and give off some foul energy … and I think … it’s trying to eat his soul” stated the orange haired teen seriously.

“What?” Kurama gasped as Kuwabara opened the door, but just as they walked in Yusuke came running into the hall.

“Kuwabara this kid …” Yusuke paused to take a quick breath, but in that fraction of a second Kuwabara and Kurama started to think the worst “is a five star chef!” both Kurama and Kuwabara face planted.

“dammit Yusuke don’t scare me like that! For a second I thought you were going to say he was dead or something!” Kuwabara snapped with a large tick mark pulsing on his temple.

Yusuke sweat dropped “not my fault you got carried away, but if we don’t hurry he will die. You guys should hear this, looks like that vision you had about that spider was only part of it” the spirit detective lead them to the living room where a delicious spread of food was waiting and a blonde kid was sitting on the couch watching a fox play with a kitten.

“Eikichi! Where’d that fox come from?” yelped Kuwabara as he tried to grab the fox, but ended up falling on the ground as the fox zipped between his legs and perched on the blonde kid’s head.

“Kyu is very nice, he wouldn’t hurt your cat” the fox yipped cutely at them and jumped down on the floor where the kid placed a little plate of fish “I’m Naruto by the way. Thanks for letting me stay here while I was unconscious” said Naruto.

“no problem, you’re lucky we found you” commented Yusuke as Kuwabara popped some food in his mouth.

“damn this is good!” exclaimed the orange haired teen.

Kurama looked at the food curiously and sampled some … his eyes widened “amazing …oh I’m Kurama … you’re a great cook for someone so young. Who taught you?”

“a cook on a pirate ship” stated Naruto casually.

Kuwabara sweat dropped “very funny”

“he’s not kidding you guys, just listen to what he has to say” said Yusuke making both his friends raise their eyebrows in curiosity.

Naruto sighed “I already told Yusuke some of this … the portal you saw me fall through takes me to different worlds. I’m forced to go to other worlds because of this curse on my arm” he raised the sleeve of his light gray jacket he bought with the dark red shirt and jeans at Hogsmeade before leaving Hogwarts behind … the red haired man gasped slightly as the spider crawled slowly up Naruto’s arm clearly causing the blonde pain ”I need to collect everything on these papers before the spider reaches my heart”

“what things do you need? … mmm good” Kuwabara murmured with a mouthful of food.

“glad you like it … let me see” Naruto surprised the others by making a set of papers appear in his hands, but he didn’t take notice as he skimmed through the witch’s list “300 demon insects … pics again, that’s just footage … pollen from a demon moon blossom?”

“what? Can I see that?” asked Kurama. The blonde handed the papers over to the red head.

“is something wrong Kurama?” asked Yusuke as he chewed on a morsel.

“maybe …” Kurama frowned as he looked at the papers “Naruto you implied that there’s a time limit with this curse, what is it?”

The blonde shook his head “I wish it was a simple answer to that question, but it’s not. The time limit is different each and every time. One time I got away with three whole months, but another time it was only a couple days. It depends on the spider’s speed. I take it that plant has a time issue”

Kurama nodded “yes … though this plant can be easy to find it only blooms and releases it’s pollen during a full moon … the next full moon isn’t for two weeks”

“there’s always a weird catch” said Naruto with a tired sigh. The others could tell that the kid has been through a great deal “this moon blossom doesn’t bite right?”

“no it doesn’t” Kurama answered even though the question seemed odd.

“does it scream?” the blonde asked ignoring the weird looks he was getting.

“no” said the red head with an a raised eyebrow.

“does it fight or hit?” Naruto asked seriously.

“no, it’s pretty harmless” said Kurama who was trying not to laugh at the seemingly absurd line of questioning. Yusuke and Kuwabara were not as subtle though and burst out laughing.

Yusuke snickered “what kind of plants are you running into?”

“when I said other worlds I wasn’t kidding. I nearly lost my hand to a geranium! … and the mandrakes made my ears bleed … you never saw an ent or a whomping willow! It’s enough to make even a fox demon like you become paranoid” said Naruto as he pointed to Kurama.

“how’d you know I was a fox demon?” asked Kurama who was more than a little surprised that Naruto caught that fact at all.

Naruto shrugged as he started clearing the empty plates “your soul wavelength. It’s a trick I learned in another world … I learned a few things” he let the plates go and much to everyone’s shock the plates floated to the sink and dove under the soapy water.

“cool” gasped Yusuke as he watched in fascination as the plates cleaned themselves, but then snapped himself out of his daze “so the flower takes time, but is easy to get … what about the demon insects?”

Kurama frowned and tapped his chin in thought “300 insects … demon insects aren’t easy to find … Hiei might be the best for finding them”

“alright, but I work for a price” Yusuke and Kuwabara yelped in shock as the small demon appeared in the room next to them … even Kurama looked startled at Hiei’s sudden appearance.

“WHEN HE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?!” Yusauke yelled.

“he came here while I was cooking and took some cookies” Naruto shrugged and looked at Hiei “what kind of price?” Yusuke, Kuwabara and Kurama all sweat dropped as Hiei proceeded to list off several different types of sweets that Naruto must make for him as payment for services … the list included everything from snicker doodles to chocolate cake …

“wow … I had no idea Hiei had a sweet tooth” muttered Yusuke as Naruto began writing down everything on Hiei’s list and double checking it with the demon.

“me neither … but it’s good to know” said Kurama.

Hiei nodded in approval and went to the door “come on, get moving” he ordered everyone in the room.

“right now?” Yusuke deadpanned.

“if we don’t start now Naruto could be in serious trouble” said Hiei.

Kuwabara twitched “bullshit, you only want cookies”

“Hiei’s motives aside he is right” Kurama glanced at the list of treats in Naruto’s hand “would like some help making all of that?”

Naruto shook his head and six clones appeared out of thin air “I got this covered, is it ok if I use your kitchen again Yusuke?”

“errr … yeah sure … how’d you do that? Is that another trick you learned?” Yusuke asked as he stared in awe at the six Naruto look a likes running around his apartment.

“sort of … I originally came from a ninja village and was trained as a ninja. That’s the shadow clone jutsu, a classic ninja technique” said Naruto as he and the others followed after the small demon who was eager to get his treats.

Kurama looked at the blonde with interest “is it possible for us to learn some of these techniques?” he was always one to plan ahead and these abilities would definitely come in handy.

“yeah … I’ll show you guys a few things if you want … I need to keep busy for a couple weeks anyway-whoa!” Narutto suddenly skidded to a stop on the street when Hiei out of nowhere and tossed six demon bugs at him. The ninja blinked and unsealed the papers … one by one each bug disappeared as they touched the papers and everyone took off after Hiei again “is he usually like this?”Naruto asked as he watched Hiei zip around the place as they headed towards town.

“no, I’ve never seen him so … eager before” said the red head and watched the shorter demon look through every nook and cranny searching for more demon bugs “actually … a better question would be why are there so many demon insects around here” he said as Yusuke and Kuwabara ran off after a dozen demon bugs that zipped down a different street.

“it might be because of all the spiritual energy … is there usually this much energy in the air? I haven’t felt it this high in other worlds” commented Naruto as he held up the paper like a catcher’s mitt to trap the insects Hiei kept tossing at him.

“you haven’t? I thought this would have something to do with your arrival, but if not then I don’t know” said Kurama with a bit of concern in his tone. Yusuke and Kuwabara came back and gave Naruto some insects, but it was clear something was wrong just by looking at their troubled faces … the fox demon made a mental note to ask later.

As night approached the group headed back to Yusuke’s apartment where a mountain of treats covered nearly every surface. The counters had piles of cookies and the treats overflowed into the living room and bedroom. In the center of the sugary invasion were a cat, fox and six exhausted clones. Naruto felt pity for his clones and quickly dispelled them …

Naruto sighed “everything is finished Hiei” all he got as an answer was a black blur zipping passed him and one by one each tray was emptied the others jaws dropped at the sight “holy crap … he can really put it away!”

“I never would’ve guess” gaped an awestruck Kurama as Hiei polished off all the desserts in the living room, but he had to admit that the sight of the smaller demon coated in frosting was very cute “did something happen back there when you guys went to get those insects?” Kurama knew instantly that something was wrong when Yusuke’s expression suddenly became downcast and Kuwabara looked a little pissed.

“I’ll start cleaning” said Naruto as he began clearing the empty plates out of the way so they could sit down. Yusuke and Kuwabara sat down with Kurama …

“do you want to talk about it?” asked Kurama.

Yusuke sighed “we saw Keiko coming out of a restaurant with a guy … they were kissing”

Kurama winced “oh … I see” Naruto looked into the room and he listened to the conversation as he cleaned up the plates a trays … the ninja pretty much pieced the puzzle together just by looking at their faces. This Keiko was a two timer …he sighed and went into the bedroom where Hiei was eating the last of the desserts, but there was something so weird about the look in Hiei’s eyes that Naruto just backed up slowly out of the room and into the living room.

“ummm … do you know how Hiei acts on a sugar high?” asked Naruto nervously without taking his eyes away from the bedroom door.

“noooo … why?” asked Yusuke … the depressed air lifted for a few minute as they went to investigate the bedroom. They all cautiously moved towards the bedroom door and looked in … Hiei was sitting on the bed with his sword and cloak laying on the ground leaving naked from the waist up and his eyes were dilated to the pointed were his pupils looked like dinner plates. Hiei glance at them and licked his lips before disappearing … in a blink of an eye Kurama ended up on the bed with Hiei on top of him straddling his hips.

Hiei smirked and rolled his hips against Kurama’s crotch earning a groan “fuck me fox” he leaned over and kissed the shocked red head. As Kurama kissed back Yusuke and Kuwabara blushed and Naruto slowly shut the door …

“Hiei this is the sugar in your veins, snap out of it” Kurama chuckled as the kiss broke, but he was surprised when Hiei refused to get off and instead rocked their hips together sparks of pleasure go up their spines and blood rush south.

“I heard fox demon’s were semi decent lovers … ahh afraid you can’t get the job done?” asked Hiei as his cock began pushing at the fabric of his pants with just the friction between them.

A tick mark appeared on the fox demon’s temple … one thing you should not do is question a fox demon’s bedroom talents “semi decent? … I don’t know where heard that, but it’s wrong and I’ll prove it. Just don’t be pissed at me in the morning when you can’t walk” Kurama growled as he flipped them so he was on top of Hiei and began touching and tasting the skin of the demon under him.

“oh fucking fox ahhh! Kurama!” Hiei’s back arched off the bed as a hot tongue teased one nipple as the red head’s hand slipped under the hem of his pants to fondle his balls. The hot moans that fell from made Kurama’s lust grow … the last of their clothes hit the floor and Kurama slowly kissed and nipped a path down the smaller body. Hiei nearly screamed when he felt the heat of Kurama’s mouth consume his cock whole and hummed sending vibrations straight up the hard flesh before sucking hard and fast.

The black haired demon was flushed and completely dazed with pleasure … he clawed at the sheets under him and moaned lustfully … his hips jerked as a finger pressed against his entrance and thrust in “ahhh Kurama more ahh yes!” a second and third finger were pushed into the tight channel and Kurama chuckled as Hiei clenched around him … he found that sweet spot. After a couple strokes Hiei came spilling his cum on the bed

“now I’ll show you why fox demons are considered great lovers” Kurama lined his large throbbing cock with the tight pucker and thrust in.

“oh fuck yes! Harder Kurama ahhh!” Hiei cried out on pure pleasure as he was fucked deeper into the mattress …

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Naruto closed the bedroom door and set up a silencing seal just as the moaning started “that was random … I’m going to finish cleaning the dishes” he left Yusuke and Kuwabara blushing in front of the bedroom.

“I’m going to need new sheets” mumbled Yusuke as he sat on the couch finally recovering from his shock.

“yeah … about Keiko-”

Yusuke shook his head cutting Kuwabara off “you don’t have to … I’m not he kind of guy she deserves … I’m not good enough-mm” Yusuke’s eyes widened dramatically as something warm pressed against his lips …Kuwabara was kissing him! before he could gather his thoughts Kuwabara pulled back.

“she’s not good enough and don’t forget that” said Kuwabara seriously … before blushing and looking away. Naruto smiled … later that night he slipped into the bedroom and pulled out the camera that was floating over the bed under a concealment spell …

Over the next couple weeks Naruto did as promised and trained them in a variety of techniques … Kuwabara was the biggest surprise. He mastered the clone jutsu in no time and discovered that he has lightening magic! They each became stronger thanks to these techniques, but the spider was advancing fast. Even with the healing potion Naruto’s health was going. It was a very close call … Kurama got the pollen and gave it to Naruto just as the spider reached the ninja’s heart.

For a split second they thought they were too late, but they were relieved to see the vortex appear and take Naruto and Kyu away …

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Naruto was slammed into hard earth “damn … I was right, the travel alone was tougher than before. No wonder I blacked out before” he groaned in pain and rolled onto his side “where am I?” the ground was redish and smelled foul … the sky was blood red with a sickly dark moon … behind an eerie haze he could see dead rotting trees …

“you’re in my world boy” Naruto looked up and his eyes widened … standing over him was a full figured woman with long black hair and deep tanned skin wearing a short red dress … it was Kurokumo … she snapped her fingers and Naruto screamed in agony. Kyu jolted out of the pocket of the jacket and came to his friend’s aid “I want my curse back boy” she snapped her fingers and Naruto vomited a lot of blood. Kyu growled at the witch and at the disgusting spider wriggling in the blood …

Kyu burst into flames and crushed the spider under his paw making Kurokumo scowl and Naruto chuckle “I’ll kill you myself!” the witch vanished and reappeared holding Naruto in the air by his neck “any last words?” she squeezed making the blonde gag …
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