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a/n: sorry for such long intervals
in updates.� Seriously, this has been a
crazy spring/summer in between record floods in both my hometown and current
town and doing long medical studies and trying to get my original works
finished.� But I promise to update
bi-weekly for now on.� I�ll shoot for
Saturday mornings with this story.� Love
to anyone who still cares about my stories!

Review Responses:
Qwerty: thanks.� Hope you�ll still read this one.
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you are my whole reason for living.� You
make me smile.� Glad you caught on to
what was going on, and hopefully you forgive me for the relative ease in this
chapter.

Chapter Sixteen

Itachi sighed as he surveyed the damage.� Considering there was more than before and
the fact that Naruto and Sasuke�s place was locked when he got there, the
person doing this knew where their key was.�
He turned as Deidara entered the door.�
�I want you to stay here tonight.�
I�m calling a locksmith and alarm system, but we need to do something
more to catch this guy.�

Deidara nodded.� �I
can�t believe the bastards would do this.��
He looked at the items that Itachi had gathered.� �They destroyed some of Sasuke�s most
precious things.� I hope they rot in hell
for hurting the two men I most seem to care about in the world.�

Itachi frowned.� �More
than you care about me or Obito or Kisame?�

Deidara rolled his eyes.�
�Shut up, Itachi.� You know what I
meant.�� He sighed.� �Naruto�s two and a half months pregnant; he
doesn�t need this crap now.�� He moved
around the apartment quietly before he noticed something very out of
place.� �Itachi get over here.�

When Itachi was standing next to Deidara, Deidara handed him
the cigarette butt he found.� �They said
the asshole was going out for smokes.�
Looks like Zetsu�s bad side is
out for revenge.�

Itachi shrugged.� �It
could have been anyone.�

Deidara rolled his eyes.� �You said
yourself this didn�t feel like anyone from the area.� I happen to know for a fact that your brother
and his husband are well loved by the community as a whole.�

Itachi sighed.� �It�s
true, but how can we tell if this is the same guy.�

Deidara smirked.� �Let
him get in tonight.� Don�t change the
locks or install the alarm.� Leave me and
some of Obi�s guys here tonight and let the bastard get in.�

Itachi smiled.� �Just
don�t kill anyone in my baby brother�s house, all right?�

Deidara nodded.�
�Sure, kill the bastard outside.�
Check.�

*******

Naruto rubbed his stomach and sighed as he finished off his
breakfast.� �That was wonderful,
Sas.� Thanks.�

Sasuke smiled and moved the tray to the side of the bed
before curling up next to Naruto.� �I
just want you to know that I love you, no matter what.� You know, no one can make me think that you
aren�t worth my time or anything.� You
matter more to me than anyone anywhere.�

Naruto smiled back.�
�Love you too, Sas.�� He sighed
and snuggled deeper into his husband�s side before twining their fingers
together.� �Let�s have another baby
someday, okay?�

Sasuke shrugged.�
�Let�s see how one goes first.�
I�d never risk your health for the sake of a baby.�

Naruto sat up.� �I
can�t just sit around here.� You need to
go to work.� Maybe I can go with the band
to the studio or something.� I just want
to do something.�

Sasuke shook his head.�
�I�m not going to say yes to anything until Itachi comes back from our
place.� That really shook me up, as if
you couldn�t tell.� I don�t like the
thought that someone might try to take you away from me again.�

Naruto smiled.� �Okay,
Sasuke.� Can we watch a movie or
something then?�

Sasuke shrugged.�
�Sure.� What do you want to
watch?�

Naruto smirked and went to the movie shelf and picked out a
movie and pressed play before Sasuke could see.�
He sat back down in Sasuke�s arms and smirked.� �Classic movie, right
here.�

Sasuke sighed.� �You
put in The Princess Bride didn�t
you?�� Naruto nodded and Sasuke shook his
head and pulled Naruto closer.

Naruto fell asleep not long after Wesley died in the
movie.� Sasuke sighed and kissed Naruto�s
head.� He was worried, but he knew that
if anyone would keep them safe, Itachi and Deidara were the men to do it.� He snuggled against his husband and closed
his eyes while trailing his hand up and down Naruto�s arm.

When the movie was over he woke up and pried himself from
under Naruto.� �Wake up, Nar.� The movie�s done.� It�s time for you to eat some lunch.�

Naruto smiled and stretched.�
�Thanks, Sas.�� He stood up and
made his way to the bathroom before going out to the kitchen where he found
Sasuke making supper while talking to Itachi and Deidara.� �What�s for lunch, Sas?� He asked as he
wrapped his arms around his husband�s waist.

Sasuke smiled and kissed Naruto before pushing him to the
table.� �You�ll be having turkey
sandwiches on wheat bread with cheddar cheese and light mayo.� Also, a helping of applesauce, some carrot
sticks and ranch and a small piece of cheese cake for desert.�

Naruto grinned.� �Sounds good.�� He
turned to the men at the table.� �So,
what did you find out?�

Itachi sighed.� �You
can�t go home tonight, but we�re setting a sting for the night.�� He slammed his wrist against the table and
growled.� �We also are busy trying to
replace the other things they ruined after you left this morning.�

Naruto frowned.� �What
did they ruin?�

Deidara took his hand and rubbed it softly.� �The sketch of you and Baki, the picture of
Sasuke�s first tattoo, and the frame you made Sasuke for your first
anniversary.�

Naruto sighed.� �In
other words, you are busy trying to find another copy of Sasuke�s first tattoo,
because there isn�t any way to replace the other two.�

Sasuke rubbed Naruto�s back as he dropped off the
plate.� �It could have been worse.� We have the money to replace material
things.� They could have been after one
of us.�

Itachi frowned.� �I�ve got Obi and Kisame
on this too, but I think they actually are after you.� Naruto at least.� We�re sure it is Zetsu�s
other half.� That�s why we�re setting up
the sting tonight.�� He paused and
smirked.� �Dei and I are going to assume
your identities and wait in ambush with some more of Obito�s guys for the
fucker to walk through the door.�

Naruto smiled.� �And
good Zetsu is still safe in Japan?��
Itachi nodded.� Naruto hugged
Sasuke tightly.� �This will be the end
then.� We�ll get bad Zetsu and our lives
will, well probably not be easy, but move on.�

Sasuke nodded and frowned.�
�You�ll be careful?� I can�t deal
with nearly losing you again, Itachi.�

Itachi nodded.� �I�ll
be careful.� Both and Dei and I will be
strapped and vested.� I don�t know what
kind of weapons he�s carrying, but I swear we�ll be safe.�

Naruto smacked Deidara on the arm.� �If you don�t come out of this in one piece
I�ll beat you senseless.�

Deidara held his hand up.� �Sorry, Mama.� Sasuke
call off your wife.�

Sasuke and Itachi chuckled softly while Naruto pouted and
ate his food.� After lunch Deidara and
Itachi began making themselves over to look like Naruto and Sasuke.� It wasn�t hard since they all kind of
resembled each other to start with.

At seven that night, Naruto and Sasuke were eating a nice
meal with Baki and Hinata while Deidara and Itachi were headed across town in
their Suburban to wait for the operation to start.� Obito�s agents had snuck in one at a time
during the day and were waiting for the two men to fully start the operation.

Sasuke sighed and fed Baki some mashed potatoes.� �Don�t worry about your daddy.� He�s a very brave man.�

Hinata smiled.� �I
think you�re the one worrying, Sasuke, but you are right.� Your brother is strong and brave.� He will be all right.� I know you nearly lost him before, but he has
a family to take care of now.� He won�t
leave us alone.�

Baki smiled. ��Aun Sasie.� Dada biii and,�
Baki growled.� �Dada wiiii!�

Naruto laughed.�
�That�s fantastic.� He just called
you auntie Sasuke.�

Sasuke frowned and poked Baki making the baby giggle.� �You know that your uncle Naruto is the one
having the baby.� That should make him
the auntie.�

Baki smiled and wiped his face off on Sasuke sleeve.� �Me lik�
Aun� Sasie!�

Sasuke smiled and kissed the boy�s nose.� �I like you, too, buddy.�� He glared at Naruto.� �Not one word.� You know that you�re just as bad with him.�

Naruto nodded and poke Baki to make him giggle again.� �Do you think we�ll have a boy or a girl?�

Sasuke shrugged.� �I don�t think it
matters much.�

**************

Itachi sighed as he sat in Sasuke�s bed.� He and Deidara were currently cuddled up together
pretending to sleep and waiting for anything that wasn�t a normal sound of the
night.� He whispered to Deidara.� �This doesn�t mean I like your ass, so stop
trying to get more comfortable on my body.�

Deidara snickered quietly.� �Shh! You�re one to talk, Mr. I-love-men-and-women.�� He poked Itachi.� �I promise I won�t read into it if you get an
erection.� I�m just hot.�

Itachi rolled his eyes, but tensed as he heard the lock in
the door.� He signaled Deidara and they
were both on their feet in a matter of seconds.�
They were standing just out of the line of sight in the living
room.� When the door popped open, Deidara
quietly but quickly moved around behind the man who just entered the room.� As soon as the door was closed, Deidara
motioned Itachi and they moved in unison with the members of Obito�s team to
surround the intruder.� Itachi and
Deidara had their 9MMs trained on the man.�
�Stop you sick fuck,� Itachi growled.

The man jumped and looked up quickly.� He
noticed the number of people around him and threw his hands in the air.� �The fuck?� Why can�t I catch a fucking break?�

Itachi turned the light on and saw Zetsu�s
other half looking around, calculating the odds of getting away.� �Don�t fucking think
about it.�� He motioned some agent he
hadn�t met before, but that had Obito�s personal seal of approval to cuff bad
Zetsu.

When he was cuffed, Deidara smacked him across the face with
the butt of his gun.� �That�s for my
hair.�� He flipped the blond again, but
still much shorter, hair from his face.�
�It�s going to take me ages to grow it out again.�

Tama growled.� �You
are such a little bitch.� I can�t believe
I got cocky and let you get me.�� He
sighed and looked at Itachi.� �Don�t
suppose you�ll just let me leave?�

Itachi shook his head.� �I really want to
rip you apart limb from limb, but this is a transport team.� They are taking you back to my Uncle�s base
of operations in Boston.� You�ll be dealt
with there.� I�d be angry, but I know
that my uncle will have no mercy.�

Deidara pouted.� �I expected
a bigger fight, �Tachi.� I wanted to kick
some ass and tear the place up.�

Itachi nodded.� �Me
too, but can image a pregnant Naruto yelling at us about his house being
destroyed and having to clean it back up?�

Deidara paled.� �I
guess a short fight is not so bad then.��
He sighed when he heard Tama�s cell ring.� �What the fuck?� Your girlfriend?�

Tama shrugged.� �I fuck her, if that�s
what you mean.�

Deidara answered the phone.�
�Hello, if you�re looking for the man who this phone belongs to, I
currently have my 9MM to his head and he�s cuffed.� Can I give him a message?�

Hanabi sighed.� �Stupid fuck.� Tell Hinata her sister says hello and it�s a
good thing it wasn�t Neji she decided to fuck.��
Hanabi hung up.

Deidara frowned.�
�He�s been working with Hinata�s sister.�
She�s not going to like that.� She
also said it�s a good thing that Hinata didn�t fuck Neji.�

Itachi closed his eyes and took a deep breath.� �I don�t think I can tell her that.� She has always missed Hanabi.� When Hanabi ran away,
it broke Hinata�s heart.�

Deidara shrugged.�
�Whatever you think, Itachi.� You
know I�ll stand behind your choices.�

Tama snorted.� �You two gay for each other or something?�

Deidara grabbed Tama�s hair and pulled his head back to the
point it was difficult to breath.� �First
off, you don�t get to speak anymore, and I�ll remedy that situation when I
finish with you here.� Secondly, �Tachi
would be a hell of a catch for anyone, but that honor goes to Hinata.� Thirdly, you are in no position to be making
smart-ass comments as they will only hurt you in this situation.�

Tama snorted again and Dei let go of his hair and grabbed
Naruto�s dish towel to gag the man with.�
Tama sighed and hung his head while trying to figure a way out of this
situation.� It seemed if he was going to
get out of this he�d have to bribe someone on the transport team.� It would be hard to with the gag on
though.� He shrugged his shoulders.� He could figure it out on the way.� It would be a long drive to Boston.

Itachi sighed and turned toward the door.� �Come on, Dei.� We gotta tell the
boys it�s safe here again.�� He nodded toward the extraction team that was
moving Tama.� �Be sure you don�t let him
out of your sight.� He�s not to be
trifled with.� I�m sure I don�t have to
remind you that you�re likely to die if he gets loose.�

****************

Sasuke smiled when he saw Itachi and Deidara in one
piece.� �You made us worried for
nothing.�

Itachi shrugged.� �We
took him out as quickly as possible.� I
didn�t think a pregnant Naruto with a destroyed house would be something I
wanted to deal with.�

Naruto pouted.� �I�m
not that hormonal.� I�m just very
particular about the cleanliness of my house.�
I hate cleaning so if I keep it looking clean then I won�t have to clean
very often.�� He looked at the
disbelieving stares around him.� �What?�

Sasuke smiled and pulled Naruto closer to his body.� �Nothing baby.� You need your rest, so off to bed.� We�ll go home in the morning.�

Naruto pouted but headed to the spare room they would be
using.� �Do you think I could get a cup
of tea before bed?�

Sasuke nodded.� �Yes, love.� I�ll bring it in with me after I talk to Dei
and �Tachi for a bit.� If you�re asleep,
I�ll wake you for it.�

Naruto smiled and nodded.�
�Thanks, Sas.� I love you, you
know.�

Sasuke smiled back gently.�
�I know. Go now.�� He watched as
Naruto left before turning toward the kitchen and motioning the men to follow
him.� �So, what�s going on?�

Itachi smiled.� �It
was that fuck, but we got him without a fight.�
Poor bastard was too cocky that no one would set a trap for him.�

Deidara smirked.� �I
got to hit him for my hair.� That felt
very nice.�

Sasuke nodded.� �Is
the damage something we can get cleaned up tonight, or do I need to go over in
the morning and leave Nar here with Hinata?�

Itachi�s face fell when he heard his soon-to-be fianc�s
name.� �Her sister was working with that
freak.� I don�t know what you know about
Hinata, but her family disowned her for her choice of profession.� Her sister ran away not long before that
happened.� Hanabi
was jealous of Hinata, but she was also smart enough never to mention that to
Hinata.� I only learned that information
tonight.�� His frown intensified.� �Don�t tell her, Sas.� It�ll break her heart.� Hinata loves her sister so much.�� He sighed and tightened his face.� �As to your question, Dei and I cleaned up
before we came back.� You can head back
in the morning.�

Sasuke nodded.� �I won�t
tell her, but don�t you think she has the right to know?�

Itachi shrugged and chewed on his finger lightly.� �I want to tell her, but I don�t want to break
her heart.� I�ll figure something out.�� He sighed.�
�Bad Zetsu is on his way to Obito�s place in Boston.� Obito is on his way back and Zetsu will be
brought here so Naruto can see he is fine first hand.�

Sasuke nodded again, but his shoulders tensed a bit.� He looked at Deidara.� �Is Zetsu really okay?� I mean, I know he�s physically healthy, but
is he safe to bring around Naruto and the baby?�

Deidara nodded.� �Yeah,
he was much better without that other personality.� I think you�d even like him, Sas.� He�s almost shy.�

Sasuke smiled and prepared Naruto�s tea.� �I�ll see you in the morning for breakfast.�� He slipped from the kitchen and to his and
Naruto�s room.� He saw Naruto propped
against some pillows reading the baby name book.� �Looking for names again?�

Naruto nodded and smiled.�
�I still think if it�s a girl we should name her Cassie.�

Sasuke shook his head. �No way.� Too common.�� He sighed and sat down next to Naruto.� �Our little girl or boy is going to be the
most special child ever.�� He paused and
bit his lip.� �I was thinking maybe could
honor Kiba�s family if we had a girl.�
Maybe we could name her Tsume?�

Naruto smiled and wrapped his arms around Sasuke so hard
Sasuke thought his shoulders might dislocate.�
�Sasuke,� Naruto wiped a few tears from his eyes.� �You are the most thoughtful, wonderful,
perfect husband a man could ask for!�� He
took Sasuke�s lips in a searing kiss.

Sasuke pulled back slightly dazed and smiled.� �I love you, Nar.� What do you think for a boy�s name?�

Naruto smiled.� �I was
thinking we could name him after Kakashi, seeing as he was like a father to
you.�

Sasuke smiled.� �I�d
like that.� So, maybe we could name him
Kakashi Obito.�

Naruto nodded.� �So, Kakashi Obito and Tsume Kushina?� I
know I didn�t know her well, but my mother was a good person.� My father even says so.�

Sasuke nodded.� �Perfect tribute to our important people.�

Naruto finished his tea and settled down in Sasuke�s
arms.� �I have to go over and record some
with the band tomorrow.� Will you come
get me for lunch?�

Sasuke nodded and ran his hand through Naruto�s hair.� �Sure, baby.�
I�ll be there for you.�� He kissed
the top of his husband�s head.� �Get some
rest.� I�ll turn off the light in a bit.�

Naruto nodded as he snuggled into
Sasuke�s side while Sasuke worked on his computer for an hour before going to
bed.� He sighed contentedly.� Things were finally starting to look up for
the two of them.� He had no doubt their
life would never be easy, but he was hoping they were getting toward manageable.
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