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Too Many Drinks!	By : KoibitoFemme Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3538 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Kurai
Kisu: Well I decided to take another day off. Did anyone miss me? It
would be so sweet if ya did hehehehe. A lot of crazy shit happened to
me. I finally talked to my mom its been over 6 months since I last
spoke to her. I actually miss her and it hurt to know she still
thinking I am a fuck up but don't worry I am use to bullshit so I'm
not about to go emo and stop writing. Just gotta suck it up and keep
moving. No I needed the break cause I wasn't enjoying myself and I
don't think anyone should share theirselves if they aren't enjoying
doing something as the people partaking are. Cause honestly I think
that if you love something others will be able to pick up on the and
enjoy it just as much. Give and take Give and Take. Well Honestly I'm
not gonna lie this chapter was forced I don't think you guys will
like it but hey if you do you shocked me. But I had to get through it
so I can bring to you A LEMON IN THE NEXT CHAPTER YEA! On we go.

Chapter 16:

“So Gaara, what
happened to Neji?” The silver haired man asked as he struggled
to get everything in the car trunk. Iruka was busy torturing his son
about how cute he was going to look and Naurto was trying to pin
point exactly when all the torture would end.

“I didn't kill
him if thats what you want to know...” Both Iruka and Naruto
looked at the boy as they got in the car. “I merely persuaded
him to keep his distance and his mouth shut.” Kakashi nodded as
did Naruto. But the tan brunette scowled turning around in the seat.

“If it were
me...it would take them YEARS to find every piece of his worthless
body.”

“Ruru!!”

“Chichiue!”

“Heh, I like
you, Iruka-san.” Gaara smiled. It was rare to find someone as
vicious as him so knowing he could soon have a fellow beast in his
ever increasing family was comforting.

“I'm so glad
that little boy...Kiko wasn't it? Well, I'm so glad he was around to
alert everybody of Neji. And it was so cute how he kept calling
Naruto and Gaara, Fox-san and Panda-san.”

“Actually it was
FAT Fox-san and Giant Panda-san.” The silver haired man
corrected his mate. Iruka laughed.

“Oh yea, simply
hilarious. Ha Ha HA...” The blond deadpanned as he snuggled
closer to his lover. An annoyed look on his face as he glared at his
fathers.

“Ne, Gaara?”
The red head grunted. “what were all those things you got out
that book store?” Kakashi chocked trying to keep his laugh from
escaping. Gaara just smirked, a mischievous glint flashed in the
depths of his green eyes.

“I'll tell you
later on tonight...” Another cackle broke free from the
mismatched eyed man. Which cause bother Naruto and Iruka to look at
him curiously.

“Whats so funny,
koi?” Kakashi side glanced at his husband and grinned.

“Don't worry
about it, just a funny thought.” Iruka kept his eye on the man
suspiciously, before going to torturing Naruto.

“So we pretty
much got everything. We can go pick the rest of the things later.
Aren't you excited?!” The blond looked up at his dad miserably.

“Why are we
doing this so early? I mean I'm 3 1/2 months along.”

“Well you can
either let Ruru do it or we can go tell all your female friends and
let them throw you a real girly baby shower. Would you like that?”
The tan boy pouted and puffed his cheeks out.

“No, Otousan.”
He whined. The brunette looked back at him beaming victoriously.

“Don't pout like
that, its not so bad. At least we get to spend time together. You do
want to spend time with me, don't you? Naru-chan?” Iruka looked
as if he was going to cry. Gaara and Kakashi rolled their eyes,
wondering who would be that gullible to fall for such an act.

“I'm sorry,
Chichiue, of course I want to spend time with you. I adore you!”
Apparently, Naruto was gullible enough. (A/N: * eyebrow twitches and
the vein in her temple throbs* I use to fall for that shit too....)

“Good then we
can go shopping again before you leave!” The blond nodded
slowly, trying to figure out exactly when he lost the battle with the
tan brunette.

The red head watched
the interaction. He could see that Iruka could handle Naruto no
matter what mood he was in. Kakashi, not so much. The boy kind of had
the man wrapped around his pinky finger. After a little thought, the
green eyed boy decided that if he wanted to last, he would need to
learn as much as he could from Iruka. The scarred man was the key to
his sanity. The one who had the answers to the mystical taste of
quelling the moody Naru-chan.

At
the House:

Gaara made his way down the stairs to the living room
where Iruka was watching TV. The brunette looked up at the pale teen
and smiled.

“Whats up Gaara-kun?” The red head walked
over to the man and sat in the recliner close by him. He looked
straight into Iruka's face and took a deep breath. There were
hundreds of questions he wanted to ask but he needed to prioritize
them.

“I wanted to talk to you about Naruto...”
At the mention of his son the brunette focused all his attention on
the boy.

“Whats wrong with him? Is he sick?”

“No, he's okay its just I don't know how to
handle him at times, especially when he has those moodswings.”
Iruka paused for a moment to process what the red head just told him.
A moment later, he began to chuckle. The pale teen looked at him
confused.

“Don't mind me its just that Naruto is ALWAYS
like that. One thing you need to remember is to be firm with him. And
if that doesn't work.....” Gaara leaned forward waiting for the
next words. The secret to dealing with his lover. “...guilt
trip him.” The scarred man shrugged like it was the simplest
answer in the world. Gaara nodded as if the man was reading sacred
words to conjure a miracle. He hung on every single word Iruka told
him.

“Pardon me for a minute.” Iruka nodded as
the teen got up and disappeared up the steps. There was a short
scuffle, the sound of something or someone getting hit, then the
bedroom door slammed shut. Shortly after Gaara came back downstairs
with a notebook and a bruise on his cheek. The brunette quirked a
brow. “I didn't tell him I appreciated him carrying my kids...”
The older man chuckled softly.

“So whats the notebook for?”

Gaara looked up at the man blushing lightly. “It's
so I won't forget.” Iruka nodded in acknowledgment. When the
red head stopped scribbling the older male continued to talk.

“Whenever he's pissed, you just gotta remember,
as long as its not really your fault, you're ok. But if it is...”
The green eyes looked up focused on the tan brunette. The man's face
looked grave. “I suggest you stay clear out of his way. He
might seem like just a ball of energy but he's got power behind those
fists....” Iruka stopped watching the boy rub his sore face.
“Heh, sorry guess you already know that.” More scribbling
ensued.

About an hour later Gaara had about half a notebook
full of tips on how to deal with his blond boyfriend. Who knew
someone like Naruto could be so complex. But then again they both had
a hectic childhood, having to struggle against society to get where
they were. Iruka could tell by the look on his face that the boy was
overwhelmed. He reached over and patted Gaara's hand gently. The boy
looked up at him.

“Look, its only tough right now cause his
hormones are everywhere. But as long as you two love each other and
you make sure to wear a cup.... and some protective gear like a
helmet.” Iruka mumbled the last part making the pale teen look
at him with alarm. He grinned and waved the comment away. “Don't
worry about it. By the way, what is Naruto doing up there?”

“He said he was gonna take a nap.” The
brunette nodded getting a sneaky look across his face. “I'll be
back.” The man sped up the stairs, rushing to his bedroom.
Several minutes later, he was followed into Naruto's room by his
silver haired spouse. Gaara watched from the recliner as the two men
carried several bags with them. Choosing not to get involved, the red
head shrugged turning his attention to the notes.

“AARRRGGHH!!!” The green eyed boy almost
hit the ceiling from the scream. Suddenly, two men shot down the
staircase giggling and snickering. Right behind them was the blond
wearing one of the maternity dresses, complete with a chocker around
his neck, strategically placed bows in his hair and MAKEUP. Boy those
two could move fast.

“OTOUSAN!! CHICHIUE!!!! HOW COULD YOU?!” He
reached out repeatedly trying to grab the two men. The sight of the
two men running around like little kids and his lover dressed like a
girl was too much even for him. He laughed so hard that he fell out
the chair.

Everyone stopped running at the sound of Gaara
laughing. Surprisingly enough, it wasn't cold or monotone like they
assumed it would be. Actually, it was a very lively sound. So much so
that Iruka and Kakashi began to laugh as well. Naruto on the other
hand took the opportunity to tackle the men down resulting the two to
yelp in surprise.

“Naru-chan, we only wanted to see how cute you
looked in one of the outfits! You'll be back in Suna by the time
you're big enough to wear them. Don't forget Iruka always wanted you
to have a little sister.” The brunette nodded agreeing with his
lover. Naruto growled at the two.

“Its not my fault you didn't adopt a girl. I'm a
BOY!” He pouted folding his arms. Iruka pouted as well. And so
began the battle of the guilt tripping ukes. The silver haired man
snickered as if he knew already who would win. Gaara just watched in
awe. His little lover was naturally cute. There was no way he could
lose.

“Naru-chan, we know you're a boy. You have always
been such a beautiful child only an adorable girl could possibly come
close to distracting us from you being so far away.” The blond
flinched but stood his ground, still pouting. The brunette narrow his
eyes for only a split second before throwing hug sad chocolate puppy
eyes at the boy. “You're such a handsome young man. We just
wanted to see what you would have looked like if you had been our
daughter or a crossdresser.” the man moved close to him
wrapping his arms around the boy. Naruto was crumbling. Not because
of the overly sugar coated words but because, truthfully, everything
the man had just said made no sense what so ever and he was getting
too confused to keep the front up. That and the fact of how big and
sad Iruka AND Kakashi's eyes looked. What a dirty trick. His otousan
just had to jump in and help his chichiue, damn them.

The blond trembled trying to at least keep his resolve.
A light pink tint crept over his cheeks.

“You know you really do look cute in that
outfit...” They all looked at the red head who was leaning on
the arm of the chair, his head propped up on his hand, a sexy smirk
on his lips. Thats all it took. Naruto broke into a full blush. He
was so flustered that he ran up the stairs, slamming the door behind
him. But not before Kakashi secretly snapped several shots of him.

“Man, if Naru-chan knew we took all these
pictures he would kill us.”

“Yea thanks for helping, Gaara-kun.” The
scarred man offered a very content smile to the red head as he and
the silver haired man went through the pictures of the dressed up
from when the blond asleep to only a few moments ago when he was
blushing full force.

“No problem, just make sure I get copies of
those.” Kakashi nodded and Iruka cooed at a picture of the tan
boy cuddled up in the frilly outfit before he woke up and unleashed
his wrath on the men. Sometimes Naruto was really just too cute.
Iruka really had missed the boy.

Kurai Kisu: There is much more but I figured it would be
better to leave it for the next chapter. I think that one is gonna be
a biggun'. My aniki's bday is tomorrow not sure what we're gonna be
doing. I just hope I get a nice beer or some vodka out of the ordeal.
Once again I apologize for this chapter this week has really done a
lot to me. But I did manage to finish more of my fan pics of the
twins. Its harder than I anticipated guess cause I am trying to make
them like both those to and still cute and fat. Oh by the way all
this time I thought Naruto's birthday was 10/13 I have no idea *
shrugs * oh well life goes on I hope you stay with me for the next
chapter. JA!
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