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Hey There Witchdoctor!	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 21004 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 2
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(I’m thinking)
“I’m speaking”
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Pairing : Harem – seme Naruto x Minato / Hashirama / Hiruzen / Tobirama / Shino / Iruka / Itachi
Last Time:
“the treatments weren’t working so I asked some else for help” with that Itachi explained everything over dinner and it became clear that the Harunos were in trouble.
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*knock*knock* Naruto sighed at the sound of harsh banging on his front door “I’m coming, I’m coming, bloody hell” he grumbled as the person who he could tell was a wolf demon continued to knock really hard on the door. The second the door was opened he went flying back and a snarling dark haired man with fangs pinned him to the floor by his throat.
“Dad Don’t!” Itachi raced in to try to pry his father off away from the Brit, but oncevhe saw Naruto he paused … the blonde looked too calm for someone who had a pissed off demon on them.
Naruto felt the sharp claw cut slightly into his neck and could tell the demon was not going to calm down anything soon. A sizzling sound was heard and the demon howled in pain as he recoiled “I do apologize for that, but I prefer not to have bruises all over my neck. Don’t touch that” he warned Itachi as the officer kneeled next to his father who was cradling his hands against his body and whimpering in pain .
Itachi frowned at the Brit’s warning “Dad let me see” Itachi winced as Fugaku slowly showed his palms. His red burnt palms, but how did Naruto do that?
No one said anything as the blonde went over to a pantry and pulled out a jar of black jelly with little blue beads before kneeling on the other side of Fugaku “sorry you should let me heal that. It won’t be easy for you to heal from one of my burns on your own” the two demon wolves didn’t respond, but they didn’t back away either so he took the older demon’s wrist and spread the jelly on.
Fugaku watched as the burns healed quickly and soon the burns were gone along with the pain “thank you … I … I’m sorry about before. It’s just … how am I supposed to trust you when we can’t even trust people from our own village? How do I know Sasuke is actually better? What creature are you? You can’t possibly be as human as you smell if you burned me. Why would you-”
“bother” Naruto finished and got a nod from Fugaku who, despite being healed, was watching the blonde cautiously with his fangs and claws still bared “your son saw my other form and since I did burn you I’ll tell you … I’m a hellhound, you could say that my kind is very … close to fire and my motives are simple, I like healing. I wish to take Konoha as my village and help those inside it” Itachi gaped as he remembered the large hound he saw hidden behind the trees that was running towards the Uzumaki mansion … that was Naruto!
“price” growled Fugaku.
A elegant blonde eyebrow rose “pardon?”
“for curing my son from the Harunos’ shit treatments, what’s the price?” snapped the older would demon. His protective instincts were going a little haywire. After Sasuke went to bed and he and Itachi helped in clearing the table and Mikoto started asking all these questions about the transfer student who gave him the cure that helped Sasuke. While he admits that he let himself get out of control he couldn’t help it. All he was seeing was his wife smiling and his son finally feeling better and the thought of it all coming crashing down because this new healer turned out to be just like the Harunos who started this … that fact he actually believed.
The more he thought about each time he met the sneaky family with the daughter who was disturbingly stalker like with his youngest son he started to understand. However what if this blonde Brit was the same. What if he made things worse? What if he wanted more money than the Haruno family? Seeing his wife heartbroken or Sasuke suddenly falling ill again and even Itachi, who had a light in his eyes as he talked about Naruto, would be heartbroken. All these questions and thoughts swirled around in his mind and drove him a bit crazy …
Before he could stop himself and think he drove off to meet the supposed healer. It’s a good thing Itachi raced after him, but was apparently unnecessary. It was an interesting meeting. Naruto didn’t seem phased by his actions and instead ending up healing the wolf demon’s hands, but even though he was thinking straight now he was on guard and protective … and the way Itachi was looking at Naruto didn’t help …
“in cases like this at my home it would be 4 pounds for a bag of Cocoa Cure seeds, but considering the severity of the situation it’s free” Naruto looked at the demons’ dumbfounded faces “oops right, it’s dollars not pounds here. Still getting used to that. About 5 dollars” he knew it wasn’t the reason they were shocked, but he commented on it anyway.
Itachi blinked in confusion “only that much? The Harunos asked for thousands for fake treatments and you only want a few dollars?”
“I mentioned this before, I’m a healer. I have no interest in bankrupting people” Naruto stood up gracefully and put the jar of black jelly back in the pantry.
Fugaku scoffed “you clearly know about healing I won’t deny that, but how would you stay in business if you have such low prices? You won’t be much good to us if you can’t afford to make the medicines needed for your patients” Fugaku flinched as Itachi sent him a glare for being rude. It seems his soon was in deep for Naruto.
“actually that is still making a profit and once I get my business license I can turn this place into a hotel without a problem” Naruto said calmly as the wolf demons stood up and took a seat at the dining room table.
“a hotel? That’s risky. You’re just going to parade people in and out so close to our secrets” Fugaku said skeptically.
Naruto smiled “have you ever had any issues with the Uzumakis?”
“well … no” Fugaku as he wondered where this was going.
“the Uzumaki mermen and mermaids had the right idea. They bought all this land for as much access to the underground waterways as possible, but so much land would be hard to hide. This entire four story mansion was built to hide secrets. They made lots of secret passages and even let rumors spread about them, do you know why?” Naruto asked with a mischievous smirk that made Itachi shiver.
Fugaku frowned “I know they were party people and were believed to take lovers into secret rooms upstairs for a tryst, but why was that a good idea?”
“so no one would go looking for these passages” Naruto moved the wall sconce and they heard the bookcase move. Naruto followed as the wolf demons went to investigate the secret room that opened up “a ballroom on the second floor … three floors of bedrooms almost always filled with visitors … constant parties … it was all a rouse. The rumors of bedroom passages weren’t meant to keep people focused on the top floors and attic when in realty the important hidden pools were on the first floor. The hidden pools to birth their water sprites or to teach their children to swim without currents. The parties were a form of sound proofing or so no one would notice if they just disappeared for a short time to and check on whoever is in here or in the cellar passage … of course if their absence is noticed they have a rather salacious excuse to fall back on”
The slight purr in the hellhound’s tone made Itachi melt and the sudden eye contact with those blue orbs didn’t help his already weak knees “s-so it’s the ‘hidden in plain sight’ tactic”
“yes, but well thought out of course. However this is premature for I have yet to gain your Akatsuki’s approval” said Naruto logically.
“that’s ok, you are gaining connections slowly. With people on your side what they do? They can’t deny what you’ve done so far” Itachi argued eagerly.
Fugaku frowned as he looked from the hidden bookcase pool to his eldest son. He could tell that Itachi really liked this guy, but the Akatsuki were ruthless “how’d you come by the deed to this place?” he asked and was surprised to see a playful smile appear on he hellhound’s lips …
“once upon a time a couple, a man and woman, flew to the UK for a vacation. They went into their hotel excited and ready for rest and relaxation. After getting settled they went downstairs to the hotel’s restaurant and teashop. Since it was a vacation they splurged and had a large meal accompanied by a few drinks of wine. Quite possibly too many drinks …”
Naruto smirked as the wolf demon were listening intently to his ‘story’ “you see they started bragging loudly that they ripped off a village of monsters. Their drunken ravings might have been laughed at anywhere else however they had the grave misfortune of booking a reservation at a hotel that’s run by ‘monsters’ and that doubles as a hospital for ‘monsters’. In their drunken haze they never noticed the doors around them being closed and locked until it was too late… they were surrounded by creatures with fiery red eyes …”
The hellhound’s eyes became ruby red that had several different flecks of gold and the whites turned pitch black making the wolves eyes widen in shock as Naruto continued his tale …
“the pompous greedy couple were forced to play a few rounds of poker in exchange for their freedom. Without any other choice they did. First they lost a deed for a mansion in the US, which they didn’t seem to mind since once they lost it they immediately signed it over to the hotel owners. You could tell that they expected it to end there, but it didn’t. several more rounds of poker were played. The couple was furious because they lost every round, but weren’t allowed to stop until they only had enough money for two plane tickets and to pay for the three night hotel stay, which strangely enough they didn’t wait to finish their vacation despite the excellent service” Naruto chuckled and allowed his eyes to revert back to blue.
Fugaku smirked, allowing his demonic features to recede creating a more normal human look “now that is a fascinating … story” he was really starting to like this hellhound “the Akatsuki are coming soon … if they ask you have the wolf pack on your side … what should we do with Sasuke’s recovery?”
Naruto closed the bookcase once again hiding the indoor pond “his fever is gone and he’s walking, correct?” the wolf demons nodded “that’s good. Keep him hydrated and don’t let him push himself. In a normal case of this I would say he was fine, but nothing was normal about the amount of metal in his body. He may cough up a small amount of blood from the damage the metal was doing to his body, but that wont last long. Give him a week to recover and to be safe you should each take a drink of the Cocoa Cure”
“you think they drugged us?” Fugaku asked, he hoped the Akatsuki got here before he killed the Harunos. He was tempted to look into their lives and find anything, even unpaid parking tickets, to have an excuse to give them trouble, but until he finds legitimate evidence it’s the Akatsuki’s problem.
“hard to say, but older demons might not reveal symptoms at low doses. If they drugged each of you, but didn’t get the reaction they wanted then they might have changed targets … I’m not accusing anyone, it’s just good to be careful” Naruto said with well hidden concern. He might not have considered it at all if Fugaku hadn’t attacked him. when he burned Fugaku he was sure he smelled a bit of that metal mixed in with the scent of burnt flesh.
Itachi nodded “we’ll do that. Dad why don’t we head home so Mom won’t worry” the older wolf demon said farewell and another apology before getting in his car and driving off “are you ok Naruto?” Itachi raised his hand and let his fingers caress the little cuts from his father’s claws on the blonde’s tan neck. A squeak escaped his lips as Naruto took hold of his wrist and pressed him firmly against the wall.
Naruto leaned in close to Itachi’s ear “I’m tougher than I look” Itachi blushed and felt his boy shivering in excitement as that hot breath tickled his neck. He whimpered and tried to get closer, but the blonde released him with a sexy mischievous smile “I do believe we both have busy days and you should check your family”
“yeah” Itachi muttered breathlessly and walked out to his own car in a daze.
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Mikoto tapped her foot impatiently and placed her fists on her hips as her husband and eldest son returned “you went to bother Mr. Moore didn’t you? He had better be alright!”
“yes if anything he did more damage to me” Fugaku muttered a little embarrassed by his actions.
“good, it serves you right!” Mikoto bopped him on the head with the closest thing on hand, which was a ladle. Itachi rolled his eyes at his parents antics and put the kettle on. As the water heated up he dragged a trashcan over and set three cups on the table. Even though he already had some and knew he was safe he liked the taste and joined his parents in drinking a cup …
Just like before with Sasuke both his mother and father began retching after drinking a cup … the Harunos’ grave became deeper.
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A pink haired woman frowned ”they Uchihas haven’t called us for the next treatment. Did you check on what’s going on Sakura?”
“yes mom, it seems Sasuke has improved and from the little bit I heard they found another healer” the pink haired girl whined. She wanted to be the one to make her wolf demon all better so he’d fall for her. How she thought that would happen when their family didn’t possess a cure like Naruto was unknown? Of course they didn’t actually understand the properties of the metal they used so maybe they thought it was fixable and they would at some point, but it was hard to say.
“I see … we are the only Akatsuki approved people here so we’ll let the Akatsuki handle it” Mrs. Haruno smirked, she had a lucrative business here and won’t let it fall apart because of some upstart healer …
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