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A Crafty Chameleon	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 28015 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 4
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking" 
(Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 
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Pairing: Harem – Naruto x OC 'Dan' / Ranmaru / Natsu / Sagi / Kankuro
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“had to get some pests to leave me alone” he smirked. They were curious, but knew he’d explain once Mina was out of hearing …
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“wow, so these are going to be our opponents in the chunin exams” said Natsu as he and Naruto watched several foreign ninjas enter the village.
“well, some of them. They have to get passed the first test before we have to fight them” said Naruto.
“that’s right, you had to pass this exam too … how’d you do that without anyone knowing?” asked the orangette curiously.
“ROOT is an organization that deals with threats and missions from foreign countries so you must be faceless and nameless to the out side world. That’s why it’s alright to enter the exams with masks and no names. I entered years ago with Sai and Shin … oh hey, follow me, I want you to meet someone” said the blonde as he took Natsu’s hand …
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Danzo twitched “no”
“come on Danzo, Arashi would be a great candidate for ROOT. He’s done a lot of travel” argued Minato.
“your definition of ‘great’ leaves much to be desired. Arashi can’t be a ROOT agent because his identity has already been compromised” the ROOT leader dropped a magazine on the desk in front of Minato … it had a shirtless Arashi posing on the cover with a kunai under a title saying ‘sexy ninja’ …
“this is nothing more than a Halloween issues with him as a ninja, he can be one of your agents-”
“no he can’t … the fact is that his face is known and puts himself and my other agents at risk. He can be spotted as a threat because any assassin worth his salt is going to look at this picture and say ‘that guy actually knows how to hold a weapon, he could be a problem’ and then Arashi would be watched and discovered along with any of my men he talks to! One picture is all that is needed to destroy a mission and lose lives! It may seem like I’m being unreasonable, but it has happened before and it won’t happen again … the answer is no, Arashi can’t be a ROOT agent” (of course I’d say no even without this excuse mostly because I don’t like you or him) thought Danzo as he left the hokage’s office …
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“calm down Garra, he isn’t one of the oldest Namikazes. This is Natsu, my twin” explained the blonde frantically as Natsu was ensnared by sand controlled by the red haired sand ninja ...
Garra raised an eyebrow before shrugging and dropping the orangette “sorry I’d prefer to strangle one of the other idiots … no offense”
Natsu chuckled as he stood up “considering the circumstances, none taken”
The ROOT agent rolled his eyes “now as I was saying, this is Garra the kazekage of Sand, his sister Temari and brother Kankuro” said Naruto who pointed from the red head to the blonde and then to the brunette with face paint.
“hi, it’s nice to meet more of my brother’s friends” said Natsu as he brushed off his pants. They were going to continue chatting, but it was time to meet their team for the exam so Naruto and Natsu had to leave “they were nice … save for the near death sand crushing … how did you meet them?”
Naruto smiled “the chunin exam I took years ago was in Sand, I ended up pissing off Garra and he tried to kill me. During the fight I found out that he was a demon vessel with a shitty seal … we became friends after that and I fixed his seal”
“I see … so he’s like me, but I suppose you and Garra would be more alike than him and me even if I’m a demon vessel … it’s not like I lived a difficult life like most demon vessels” said Natsu solemnly.
“don’t think about it like that. It’s not like you had any control in that regard so don’t beat yourself up” said Naruto. The blonde leaned over and took Natsu by surprise by kissing him gently on the lips “… we should go” he whispered as he pulled away from the flushed orangette.
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Sakura looked up as she saw the twins coming towards her and Sasuke “hey guys, you’re just in time”
“yeah, I can’t wait. Don’t let those spiders get you Sasuke” grinned Natsu
“whatever, lets move” scowled the Uchiha and he headed into the building where the exams are to take place. After climbing two floors team 7 ran into a crowd of genin who were trying to get into a room that was guarded by two chunin …
Natsu blinked (wait … we’re one floor too low … oh, I get it! There’s a genjutsu on the door that changes the room number) he opened his mouth to say something, but was stopped by Naruto …
“it’s a trap” the blonde whispered into Natsu’s ear. Natsu’s eyes widened as he realized what Naruto meant and stayed quiet as he headed for the stairs with Sakura … he turned and saw Naruto arguing with Sasuke. The orangette sweat dropped as he saw the blonde grab Sasuke and drag him to the stairs with the emo’s mouth covered by the ROOT agent’s strong arm …
Sasuke snarled as he was finally dropped onto the floor after being dragged up a flight of stairs “what the fuck was that for Sarutobi?”
“use your head for once, that genjutsu was a trap to weed out those who aren’t ready for the exam. If I let you open your mouth and tell everyone about that trap then we’d have double the number of opponents to fight and more loss of lives than necessary. You may think you’re all powerful, but keep in mind that this test is team based, which means you can’t pass without us whether you like it or not … now, we should go” said the ROOT agent as he headed for the correct room with his teammates following behind him … even a sulking Uchiha.
Team 7 walked into the room and was met with the deadly glares from many other competitors … Natsu gulped nervously, but immediately relaxed as he felt Naruto strong calloused hand hold his … he couldn’t help but smile …
“hey, looks like all the rookies are here … Naruto, what’s up?” Kiba paled, even with the black goggles hiding Nsruto’s eyes it still felt like those eyes were trying to bore holes into his flesh “ummmm … nevermind” he had a feeling that if he said any more he’d be shot again …
“thank heavens someone shut him up. Good to see you Naruto” said Kabuto.
Naruto raised an eyebrow “what are you doing here Kabuto?”
“why I’m here to take the test of course” chuckled the glasses wearer making Naruto sweat drop …
(Kabuto passed the exams three years ago, which means he’s here to mess with the genin) thought the blonde and his thoughts were confirmed when Kabuto started ‘providing’ info to the genin … some of the information was real and some wasn’t, a clever test to see how much blind trust they have …
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Orochimaru handed the Sand siblings some tea “it’s been a while, how have things been in Sand?”
“save for a couple assassination attempts not much” said the red head with a shrug making his siblings sweat drop at his casual attitude about someone trying to kill him …
“so how is Naruto doing with having to take the exams again?” asked Kankuro.
“he’s not thrilled, but he’ll probably make the most of it by screwing with everyone’s heads. With his experience and training with Ibiki he can mess with anyone. Dan told me that Naruto can actually talk him into an orgasm” commented the snake sage.
Temari smirked “you hear that Kankuro. If you ever grow a pair and ask Naruto out you would have one hell of a sex life” Kankuro blushed …
“Kankuro where’s Crow?” asked Orochimaru when he noticed the puppet Kankuro had earlier was gone.
The puppet user shrugged “Mina wanted to play with it so I let her borrow it”
“you left a puppet with a five year old girl?” asked Orochimaru with concern.
“I disabled all the weapons so she’ll be fine” said Kankuro.
“that was good thinking, but not what I meant. You left a doll with a five year old girl” exclaimed the snake sage as he bolted out the chair with the Sand siblings following him … they found Crow in Mina’s room … the puppet was now pink with make-up, a frilly apron, a wig and doodles of hearts going along the arms … even Kankuro was laughing at the sight!
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“you maggots have 50 minutes to finish the exam. You’ll get the last question at the end … BEGIN!” Ibiki snapped and glanced at the blonde seemingly asleep in the front row (what are you planning?) but 50 minutes passed with the only notable event being a little bird perching on the windowsill for a second “alright pencils down! The last question is-”
*bang* “Who created us?!” Ibiki’s jaw dropped … twenty butt naked people appeared in a large puff of smoke and started fucking each others brains out … several people passed out do to blood loss ...
Anko came flying through the window “alright all genin follow- hot damn!” Anko looked straight at a female couple having sex on the desk and passed out do to a massive nosebleed …
Ibiki face palmed and sent several kunai flying effectively dispelling all the clones “ok … anyone who survived that display passes and should head to the Forest of Death” he announced and everyone exited the room with either a furious blush or leaving a trail of blood behind them. Ibiki grabbed Naruto’s shoulder “it was the bird, wasn’t it”
“you don’t really think I’ll waste calories for a test I passed years ago, do you Ibiki-nii?” said Naruto with a smirk “you kept everything secret until this morning so I couldn’t plan ahead … the only thing I knew was that you were the proctor” said the blonde before leaving.
“yes, that’s right, but then how-… he helped with the laundry yesterday” Ibiki’s eyes widened and he checked his jacket … there inside the sleeve was a seal … “little brat”
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“this place is scary” whimpered Sakura as she stared at the gate surrounding a frightening forest.
“and it’s dangerous too. Even the plants and bugs are deadly” commented Naruto.
Natsu looked down at a form “what’s this?”
“a consent form so Konoha isn’t responsible if you die, you have to sign it or you can’t continue” yelled Anko. They all signed their forms …
As Sakura went to drop off their forms Natsu leaned over “that … jutsu in the other test … that was you wasn’t it Naruto?” the orangette blushed as the blonde smirked and nodded.
Sakura came back with a scroll “who wants to hold onto this?” Naruto took it and sealed it away in his trench coat …
Anko looked around at the genin “I have some advice … don’t die, Begin!” everyone raced into the forest …
Team 7 made it a good distance before stopping near a stream to assess the situation “so what’s the plan guys?”
Sasuke scoffed “we capture another team”
“how?” asked Natsu.
The Uchiha twitched ”I don’t know”
The ROOT agent sighed “I have an idea, I can sense someone over there … Sakura you need to use the bathroom, in that direction” the pinkette nodded and prepared a kunai before heading over to a tree close by … sure enough one idiot tried to take the chance and capture Sakura only to be beaten to the brink of death by her and her teammates … and their luck continued when they found the scroll they need on the guy …
“everything went as planned” Sasuke smirked as Naruto sealed the scroll away.
Natsu glanced at Sasuke “you do remember that that wasn’t your plan, right?” the Uchiha only huffed at the statement and sulked through the rest of the test …
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