Ecchi no shachou | By : YamanashiOchinashiIminashi Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1694 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 3 |
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Ecchi no shachou
15. Freaks and Foundlings
Itachi woke up with a hard-on… again. He untangled himself from the long tanned limbs of a certain silly long haired blond drooling all over his torso and went to the bathroom to take a shower. Once there he of course masturbated fantasizing about his new householder and surprisingly a bedmate… but it was all Deidara's fault for coming to him last night and for being so sexy and lovable and clingy...
Last night Itachi was lying on his bed thinking about the whole Orochimaru's case when he heard someone pacing on the other side of his door. For a moment he entertained a thought that it would be Deidara. He imagined the other man pacing nervously in circles in a hallway gathering the courage to knock on his boss' door. Itachi imagined him wearing nothing but a big white buttoned up shirt. He would let him in asking what he wanted and Deidara would just smirk and push him onto his bed. Itachi wouldn't say anything afraid that it might scare him away. Deidara would move closer and then he would crawl over him straddling his body. Itachi had no idea where the next thought came from but he imagined Deidara licking him with his long soft tongue. He licked Itachi's face starting at his neck then moving to his chin just to finally reach his lips. They would kiss and Itachi would pull him close by his long blond hair. Then he would rip the white shirt open and his own tongue would trace the lines of Deidara's artistic tattoo…
Then an annoying knocking finally interrupted his fantasies. He sighed standing up from his bed. He knew that it wasn't Deidara. He was almost 100% sure that it was his precious little brother with some complaints or demands. Knowing his luck it would be something about his blond fuck toy… What was it this time? Did he looked at Naruto the wrong way again or maybe Sasuke would ask him to make some pancakes for the ball of sunshine in his bed…? Itachi was really glad that he moved to the other room, at least he didn't hear them all the time.
He walked to the door and opened them with a dark scowl marring his handsome face.
"NOW WHAT?"
What he saw left him speechless! He looked like a fish pulled out of water. He couldn't believe it. To his indescribable surprise there really WAS Deidara at his door. He wasn't wearing a shirt that showed his naked ass but he looked good enough in his boxers and black tank top.
His mind was feeding him with memories of his earlier fantasies. Would Deidara really push him down and molest? Itachi wished he would…
"What's up, prick? You look like you saw a ghost."
That squashed Itachi's hopes so he retaliated.
"I think you shouldn't be so hard on yourself. You don't look THAT bad. I was just surprised to see you instead of my brother."
"Why? Does he often visit you in your bedroom? I always knew that your relationship is not healthy! Aren't you jealous that he lets that blond to fuck him into oblivion?"
"You are as vulgar as perverted. Way to go Deidara. What do I owe the dubious pleasure of seeing you before my bedtime?"
"Well, I surely didn't come to feed your dreams… or to see you in this stupid pajamas…"
Itachi blushed. There was certainly nothing at all wrong with his pajamas, it was the finest silk… And he wasn't even wearing the top.
"So you came to drool at the sight of my bare torso?"
"NO!" Deidara's blush was ridiculous. HE WASN'T DROOLING, YEA! He was just... looking. "I came here because I don't enjoy the audio- porn in my room!"
Itachi smirked.
"And you decided to introduce me to your unorthodox means of entertainment?"
"I MEANT YOUR FUCKTARD-OF-A-BROTHER! I want to change the room… I can't stand those noises! It's your baby brother for fuck's sake… It's so… wrong…"
"Yes, I know what you mean. I moved immediately after the last night. But I did offer you to take the room across from mine. You refused."
"So you will force me to stay there? Forget it! I'm leaving! I'm moving to someone else!"
Deidara was livid. He turned around but before he managed to make even one step away from Itachi the other man grabbed his arms and stopped him from leaving.
"I never said that, Deidara, so please, calm down. You can take any room you want. You don't have to ask me for permission. Just move your stuff wherever you want, but…"
Itachi turned Deidara, so they were facing each other, their faces inches apart.
"…forget about leaving, because I won't let you go. I don't care if I have to chain you to a bedpost. You're not leaving my sight with those bastards running free and waiting to get you. You're staying here, do you understand?"
Itachi pulled him closer. Deidara could smell his cologne and toothpaste... but what was going on? Why was Itachi acting that way? Why did he care? Why did he looked so… panicked? Suddenly the vision of him being chained by Itachi to a bedpost… to Itachi's bedpost took residence at the front of his mind and he wanted to test the waters. Would Itachi really try to stop him?
"You have no right. I'm leaving!"
He didn't expect Itachi to be so fast. The brunette grabbed him and pulled him into his bedroom shutting the door. Deidara couldn't even see how or when did the bastard locked them. He pulled at the door handle but it was pointless.
"Open the door!"
Itachi didn't even spare him a glance. "No."
He moved to his bed and slid underneath the covers. Deidara stood still totally dumbfounded in the middle of the room when Itachi clapped his hands twice and the lights went off.
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Give me the key to this god damn door!"
"Goodnight, Deidara. Feel free to occupy the other side of the bed."
The blond snorted still disbelieving the predicament he had found himself in.
"Are you inviting me to your bed?" Just to make sure, yea...
After a moment of hesitation, like he was calculating if he should answer that, Itachi finally spoke.
"You should consider yourself lucky. I never share my bed with anyone! The only other person that had ever sleep by my side is my brother and before you start making your not amusing comments you should know that it was when he tragically became an orphan at the age of eight."
Itachi was pleasantly surprised seeing that he finally managed to shut the blond up.
"If you have nothing else to say, would you please lay down and let me sleep?"
Surprisingly Deidara did. He moved carefully to the bed and slid under the covers beside Itachi. True, he was speechless but not for long.
"How can you say that you didn't sleep with anyone. Everybody knows how much you fuck around."
Itachi was lying on his back with his arms folded under his head while Deidara was on his side facing Itachi.
"'Fucking' is not 'sleeping' and believing in rumors is not very smart."
"Fuck you. I'm not stupid. You can't say that you don't fuck around!"
"I admit I had my share of sex partners but I'm not in the habit of spending with them more time than necessary and I surly never invite them to my home."
Deidara smirked. He actually DID feel special. He was with Itachi in HIS bed... It was really cool. And then he started laughing.
"What is so amusing?"
"That we are always so different at everything... complete opposites. I love to sleep with someone. And NO, I don't confuse sleeping with fucking. I like to snuggle with another warm and friendly body under bed covers and fall asleep knowing that I'm not alone..."
This time Itachi turn his head to face the scientist.
"Are you trying to tell me that you're a cuddler...?"
"Yea, I guess... Does it mean you will give me the key and let me go?"
Itachi laughed.
"No way. I've been through worse. I think I can survive falling asleep with a 'warm and friendly' body in my bed..."
Deidara's heart sped up. He blushed and desperately tried to come up with some joke to change the mood.
"Yea, but you're not sure..." He said hopefully but all logic thoughts escaped suddenly from his head when Itachi gave him a smile. It was a real, genuine and warm smile.
"I'm glad you stayed." With that Itachi turned onto his stomach and averted his face from his bed mate. He would never get any sleep staring at him. He thought that he managed to finish the conversation and closed his eyes with a content smile on his face when he heard the soft voice from the other side of the bed asking:
"Why does your brother hate you?"
Itachi held his breath. He wanted to tell Deidara the truth. He didn't know why the blond asked this now, but he was glad. He almost never talked about it to anyone but not because he didn't want... He just thought that he couldn't.
"Sasuke hates me because I killed our parents."
Deidara's half lidded eyes snapped open. He expected some silly story from childhood days where Itachi pulled Sasuke's hair or pushed him into the swimming pool or some shit like that but not THAT. That was just... impossible. He wanted to get up and shake Itachi or hug him. He wanted to scream that it can't be true!
Itachi must have sensed his intentions because he sharply ordered:
"Now be quiet and go to sleep!"
Deidara tried but couldn't. He tossed and turned and finally settled himself plastered to Itachi's sleeping form. Well... at least he believed that his boss was asleep. The truth was that he wasn't. He was too excited. Pretending to still be asleep he helped the blond to settle in his arms and only then they both finally dozed off.
o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Iruka was a dolphin. He was frolicking in the warm ocean water swimming higher and higher to reach the surface that temptingly glistened with a sun light. The water caressed his skin as he swam faster bending his body like a snake. Finally he reached the top and jumped high above the water surface almost touching the sun and splashing the shiny water droplets all around his body creating a round rainbow and...
And then suddenly - while still being high in the air - he felt his dick growing hard. He was vaguely aware of the fact that it was probably all just a dream but how the hell did this innocent swimming turned out to be erotic? How could he get hard being a dolphin? Do dolphin even have dicks? They are mammals but… Damn it felt good. The sunlight was more intense now and it was jarring his eyes… so he opened them… And yes, it was just a dream. He was not a dolphin and he had a dick after all. And said organ was now almost completely buried in Kakashi's mouth… Oh kami… Second morning in the row… He could easily use to waking up like that…
"Kakashi…"
Kakashi released Iruka from his mouth and moved up his body to give him a morning kiss. Iruka was content. Yesterday he felt like Cindirella who has just one night to be with his Prince Charming, but his deadline wasn't midnight! The weekend wasn't over yet. He had Kakashi to himself for another few hours and he intended to make the best of every second he got.
"Good morning, dolphin…"
"Good morning, boss. And don't call me dolphin."
"Why, isn't that your name? And you don't call me boss."
"My name is Iruka! And WHY? Aren't you my boss?"
"I asked you to call me by my first name ONLY, and nothing else! Although… I loved it when you called me Kashi last night so I'm adding this to the list too."
Iruka chuckled softly. This was so perfect, and so… too good to be true. But it didn't matter. He would enjoy it anyway.
"Really, Kashi? I loved what you did last night too…"
Kakashi decided that it was perfect moment to ravish Iruka's mouth again… and again… This lovely creature was driving him crazy. He couldn't get enough.
"I'm sorry I fell asleep last night, Ruka…"
Iruka smiled warmly and Kakashi practically melted in his arms.
"It's alright. I fell asleep too. Yesterday was a though day."
"Yes it was…" Kakashi admitted leaving dozens of kisses on Iruka's mouth, cheeks and nose. "…but all is well that ends well."
"True, but yesterday started quite good too…"
Kakashi stopped the kissing and looked up at his assistant. Iruka was trying to hide a smile that was forcing his way to his tanned face.
"What do you mean by 'quite good'? I wasn't good after all?"
Iruka took Kakashi's face in his hands and looked seriously into the mismatched eyes.
"NO…"
Then he pushed Kakashi off of him and straddled his hips rubbing his ass over the Scarecrow's hard erection before finishing the sentence.
"…you were perfect."
And then he kissed him.
Kakashi growled.
"Don't tease me like that Iruka…"
He didn't even realize that he sounded like a pouting child. He hoped that using Iruka's name instead of his favorite pet name made it sound gravely serious. Iruka couldn't believe it. Kakashi was so cute… He moved his hips a little more leaning down for another long and passionate kiss and Kakashi finally decided to ask the question that lingered on his tongue since he had woken up.
"Ruka… how do you feel?"
Kakashi was practically burning with desire but he didn't want to push on the matter. Aside from the careful beginnings he wasn't exactly gentle with Iruka last night and he wouldn't be surprised if the dolphin said that he was too sore to do it again.
"A little horny actually…"
This was a nice answer…
"Are you sure?"
Iruka pushed himself up a bit and pointedly looked down at his rock hard dick squeezed between their bodies.
"Yes, boss, quite sure…"
Kakashi couldn't help but laugh.
"You make me feel like some yakuza when you say it like that."
"So… what do we do boss?"
Kakashi laughed again.
"Stop it! Are you sure you're not sore?"
Pale hands moved up over the lean thighs to Iruka's waist and to his buttocks squeezing them subtly. Iruka purred.
"Even if I were we don't have to worry about that because I've heard that the water in this onsen outside will soothe my sore body."
Kakashi didn't need any more encouraging. He grabbed the bottle of oil that had been abandoned last night somewhere beside the pillow and spilled some onto his hand.
"Come here."
Iruka was tempted to say: "Sure boss" but he swallowed it and let the older man to pull him closer. Now he was straddling Kakashi's shoulders.
"Kakashi… It's my turn now." He couldn't let Kakashi to suck him off again.
"Sorry to disappoint you, sweetheart, but we don't take turns in anything. Deal with it."
Iruka chuckled. It sounded like he was asking to fuck Kakashi this time…
"I didn't mean it THAT way!"
"Ruka, I want to suck you and I will do it so don't argue with me because it's pointless."
Next thing Iruka knew his dick was once again sucked into Kakashi's mouth and pale hands were touching his back… including his scar. The skin over the old wound was very sensitive but the other man's tender touches were not unpleasant. On the contrary, it made Iruka shiver in delight.
"Aaah… Kakashi…"
Kakashi hummed adding more sensations to his cute assistant's pleasure. Then one of his hands slicked with jasmine scented oil slid between Iruka's cheeks and rubbed the cleft along with his hole and the skin lower, closer to Iruka's scrotum. It moved slowly up and down teasing the anus and turning Iruka on.
"Don't tease me, boss…"
Kakashi Couldn't help but want to laugh again. It was ridiculous. Not many people were able to make him laugh and he couldn't name even one that would be able to do it during sex. As a punishment he started to finger Iruka without warning with two fingers.
"Ouch!… Brute!"
Iruka's tone was cheerful and teasing.
Kakashi started slowly but feeling how relaxed and excited was his partner he quickly added the third finger and stretched the muscles as much as he could.
"Now…"
Iruka demanded. It's not that he didn't enjoy Kakashi's ministrations. He simply didn't want to waste the short time he had with the man. Fingering and blowjobs were good on occasion but Iruka wanted to fuck and…He looked down at Kakashi's lips sealed around his arousal and it almost took his breath away. Oh gods, how much he wanted this gorgeous man… He needed him and he wanted to give him everything, everything he may ever need. A mere thought that he might not be able to make Kakashi happy made his heart ache. He carefully slid his cock out of the little heaven and felt the slender fingers slid out off his ass. Then he moved up and swiftly lowered himself on Kakashi, shivering at the feeling of being full… full of Kakashi…
"Kakashi…"
He moved up and down feeling more and wanting more… Suddenly he felt the need to repeat the name over and over, to cry it out as loud as he could. It was insane but he needed it.
"Kakashi…"
He moved faster and Kakashi bend his knees to give him some support. Pale hips started to move in the matching pace. He felt one strong hand on his hip while the other caressed his erection.
"Kakashi…."
He was losing his mind. The words that were trying to force their way out of his mouth now were unacceptable, so he tried to stay silent or just repeat the name. He wanted Kakashi so much. He wanted to pleasure him, he wanted to belong to him, he wanted to give himself to him… It was so intense and so much different than last night. Yesterday they fucked releasing weeks of lust and sexual frustration but now he was making love to Kakashi…
Half lidded mismatched eyes were full of emotion. Kakashi was stunned. This was so… overwhelming. Iruka was giving himself to him and he looked so beautiful with his chocolate hair falling loosely around his gorgeous face. He was perfect. Everything about Iruka was perfect, his body, his skin, his hair, his face, even his scars, and especially his kind heart. He had so much to give and Kakashi wanted to have it all, to take it all and NO sharing. The man was finally his and he would never let him go. No matter what he would NOT let Iruka from his grasp now. Suddenly driven by some unknown emotion he pushed Iruka off and turned him around on all fours quickly entering him again from behind. He needed to show Iruka to who he belonged to. He sank his teeth in mocha colored skin of the dolphin's neck marking him with a vicious intensity. Not even a turtleneck would cover THIS mark.
It was so perfect… so good…
He was so lucky…
He was so happy…
He was so… close…
"Oh Iruka…!"
He slowed down determined to once again change their position. He wanted to see Iruka's face when he reached completion. Iruka groaned in protest for another interruption of his building orgasm. He was so close… But Kakashi turned him onto his back this time and Iruka could see his face, so it was fine. He loved to look at Kakashi's face. He wanted to find there the pleasure that he was giving. He squeezed his lover with his thighs when his muscles tightened and he could do nothing more to delay his peak. His contracting muscles pushed Kakashi to his own orgasm.
Some last spasms were still pleasantly squeezing Kakashi in the warm and welcoming body underneath as he murmured in daze of afterglow:
"Tadaima…"
Iruka was too tired and breathless to even chuckle. Instead he turned his face toward the one resting lazily on his shoulder and lay a tender kiss on the sweat covered forehead.
He was in love with Kakashi…
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Deidara needed to get out. Not just because he knew how much it would piss Itachi of, no… He just needed some space, some Uchiha-free space. He got up as soon as Itachi entered the bathroom and quickly searched the night stand. When he had found the key he sneaked out and went to his (soon to be changed) bedroom for some clothes. Then he had to use his brain to sneak out of the house without activating the alarm...
Everything was so irritating… And it was all Itachi's fault!
He wanted Itachi and there was nothing really surprising about that fact. The bastard was sinfully sexy and no matter how much Deidara wanted to believe that he was just a stupid prick, he knew that he actually liked the older Uchiha. So there was nothing surprising in this situation it was just irritating and he couldn't stand how pissed he was about that. He was close to blowing something up just to vent some anger. The worst thing about this was that he wasn't really pissed at Itachi. He was angry with himself. Why couldn't he stay indifferent to Itachi's charms. Why? Was it too much to ask for? Why did it have to happen now? He did well until now, yea? Why did that bastard had to act so strange and tell Deidara such a personal stuff about himself...? What the fuck was wrong with them recently?
There was a lot of sexual tension between the two of them. It was always there since the moment they first met. Kakashi loved to tease them about that… But it was never THAT intense, almost touchable. They were always attracted to each other but their never ending fights and banters put them into a position of… dare he call it 'friends'? and it was obvious that neither of the two would ever act on this weird attraction. It was pointless and out of question. Yes, they could fuck and the tension would probably go away but Deidara refused to be another occasional fuck to this stupid bastard. It wouldn't be the same if they finally did it. Their current relationship was kind of weird and complicated but it wasn't bad by any means. Maybe they were not exactly the best buds but it was probably the closest Itachi had ever got to having a friend. Sex would destroy it all.
So… What to do?
Living together surely didn't help the situation either but Deidara had nowhere else to go. He could crash at the freak Tobi's place but he would rather not, thank you very much. yea. There was always Hidan but… that maniac would like to fuck and Deidara wasn't really in for it right now. And that was just another thing that pissed him off to no end. How was it even possible with all those unfulfilled needs and desires? It was unexplainable. It was not like him… Maybe he felt that way because Hidan was an idiot and was nothing like Itachi… Maybe he should look for some stuck up asshole like… Sasori… No, Deidara would have to fuck Sasori and that was another thing that (really-fucking-surprisingly, yea!) wasn't appealing to the blond at the moment.
He was so pissed and frustrated. There was no good way out of this mess. Besides Itachi would never let him leave Uchiha residence anyway, yea… He worried too much. Fucking idiot…
Deidara kicked some beer can that was lying on a sidewalk and sent it flying in a general direction of the closest trash can. It made a sound… like a kicked puppy or… Deidara stepped closer to the mountain of garbage gathered beside the recycle bin. It moved. Deidara bent down to pick up the can and throw it where it belonged but he hesitated. If it was a rat in there he would leave the stupid can. He didn't want to be bitten by some dirty rodent… But rodents don't meow. Deidara kneeled down and carefully moved aside the dirty newspaper that moved slightly once again and there it was…
"Un?"
It was completely black and very fluffy..
... and had a pair of impossibly huge shiny eyes.
"...susuwatari?..."
…It meowed. Soot and dust bunnies don't meow.
"You…" Deidara carefully picked up his new founding. "…are the dirtiest little ball of fur I have ever seen… And I've seen a lot of dirt in my life, believe me."
It meowed again and Deidara only sighed. How long would a kitten THIS small survive around a trash can…? He would probably be eaten by stray dogs before noon.
"I would take you home, but some stupid cocksuckers destroyed it yesterday. I'm a stray now, just like you, yea…"
He patted a tiny head with one finger ruffling soft fur a bit and smiled when it leaned closer seeking his comforting touch.
"I wonder just how pissed the Uchihas would be if I brought you home with me…?"
Home… It wasn't even his home. It was just a place where he temporarily stayed. But this kitten was too small and waaaaaaay too cute to just leave him there for a certain death. Let's see what the weasel has to say, yea... Deidara would be though and state clearly that either they (he and the kitten) both stay or both go somewhere else. That's it. Itachi can be as pissed as he wants, Deidara didn't care. The cat fucking stays, yea! He couldn't wait for the upcoming fight with the bastard. This will be hell!
Deidara put the kitten on his shoulder and walked back from where he came from.
o_o_O_O_O_o_0_o
Hot mountain water really did some miracles on Iruka's body. He felt great. After the bath they took their stuff and left the ryokan. The rest of the day contained a lot of sightseeing in Nikkō with Kakashi's arms wrapped around his shoulders and another amazing dinner.
It would be perfect if not for one really strange phone call from Itachi that made Kakashi worry about his apprentice's sanity….
Itachi was furious. Ha called the police three times already. He also called Kisame and asked him to check the lab. He called Kakashi, Azuma, Sasori, Hidan and even that freak Tobi! Deidara was nowhere to be found. This stupid, infuriating idiot simply disappeared! And it was almost half an hour already! Itachi's mind produced dozens of terrible things that Orochimaru could be doing to Deidara at the moment and swore that if Orochimaru wasn't doing those thing to the blond then Itachi certainly would as soon as he got his hands on his skinny ass…
He was just finishing his second conversation with the security guard of their lab when the cause of all his worries strolled into the kitchen like he had no care in the world wearing a pair of faded light blue jeans and sunglasses. Itachi was torn between wanting to hug and strangle him.
He almost did both but then Sasuke stopped him from doing anything with his words:
"I told you he's alright, aniki. Call the police and tell them that you freaked out without reason."
Deidara raised an eyebrow in a silent question to his boss.
"I didn't freak out and I had EVERY reason to assume that something terrible had happened to Deidara."
"You're such a freak, aniki…"
"His apartment had been demolished just yesterday and even though I know that he's not the sharpest tool in the shed I would NEVER have thought that he would do something as stupid as…"
Deidara had enough.
"AS WHAT? I simply went for a fucking walk, yea!"
Itachi couldn't believe it. He wanted to shake Deidara. And hug him… or fuck him… Honestly he wanted to do all these things and he had no strength to fight it. He felt relieved that the blond was alright but he was also pissed that he had overreacted and made a fool of himself. He was also angry at Deidara for leaving without telling him and angry at himself for worrying so much. He was acting like a lunatic. He had to stop it before it went too far…
"Is that a cat on your shoulder?" Naruto was the first to notice. Sasuke didn't because he couldn't take his eyes off of the short-haired blond and Itachi didn't because he was going through the second nervous breakdown this weekend.
"Yea, I've found him in a trash can and I'm keeping him! I don't care if you don't like cats or whatever! I can leave if you don't want a cat in the house."
Sasuke moved closer and smiled.
"Actually we love cats. It's almost like… a part of being Uchiha."
Sasuke pated the kitten's head and then tried to tickle him under his chin but instead of a grateful purring all that he got was a nasty scratch.
"What th ! ? "
Naruto was by his side in an instant. He hugged the brooding Sasuke and kissed him on a cheek trying to hide his amusement.
"Poor baby. Bad kitten scratched you? Let me kiss it better."
"Shut up, dobe. It's not funny. This stupid cat is dirty and probably sick. I won't let you kiss it. Go and find me some antiseptic. I'm bleeding!"
"Gee… It's just a little scratch." Deidara tried to defend his new pupil but in his mind he was laughing his ass off. He was so proud of his pet!
But Sasuke remained not amused.
"It's not just a scratch. These are actually THREE scratches!"
Naruto was impressed: "Three? Then you should call him Wolverine!"
Deidara considered. "No, we're in Japan! Three claws, un…. I'll name him GUNJI!"
"That's even better! Cool cat, Deidara! I'm going to look for that antiseptic for MY little kitten."
Sasuke hid a small smile dancing on his lips and followed Naruto out of the kitchen mumbling: "This cat is not cool, Naruto… Say it."
Deidara laughed and then he smiled warmly at Gunji. Itachi could only stare.
The blond caught his gaze and blushed.
"What? I'm keeping him!"
Itachi didn't answer. He just smirked thinking about how he was going to keep HIM.
He calmly opened his phone again and dialed Kisame's number.
"Kisame…. He's home. Call the police and cancel everything. Thank you."
Then he finally came closer to Deidara and pated the cat.
"Welcome home Gunji…"
Deidara's jaw dropped. That was… just weird!
Itachi walked to the kitchen door but just before leaving the room he stopped and added:
"He's not sleeping in my bed."
And left Deidara with a heavy innuendo.
TBC
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SUSUWATARI – if you watched 'My Neighbor Totoro' or 'Spirited Away' you surely remember those cute shy Soot-creatures…
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