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Kurai Kisu: Well for
some reason the household got on a whole subject of who used the
bathroom last. Funny thing I have never really been able to go to the
bathroom everyday don't ask. I mean I am healthy just never could lol
not in certain ways. So now that I have grossed you out some sad new.
Too Many Drinks is going on Hiatus. Not for real long but at least
2-3 days I am so tired and stressed. I have been pushing myself
writing the story and outside influences have really pushed me so
this will be the last update for the next few days. I hope to be back
no later than Thursday with a lot more chapters. Seems I usually end
at 13 but I have a feeling I might hit 20 with this joker. You guys
just thrilled me with your acceptance of Kiko my sister suggested I
give him a side story I dunno what do you think? Well anyways here is
the next chapter it will answer a lot of your curiosities. I hope you
like it and please don't hate me I needed a break BADLY. I just
wasn't enjoying myself anymore.

Chapter 15:

“Don't try to
change the subject I heard you say you were pregnant.” The
blond looked ill hearing him repeat what he had said. No on outside
his close friends and family were suppose to know. Little did he
know, Neji wasn't the only one who was listening.

Kiko, even though he
was just 4, knew by the way the conversation was going, that the
giant fox was trying to keep his pregnancy a secret. But that
girl-man sounded like he was bullying the fox. He had to find out
where that giant panda ran off to. The little boy ran away from the
dressing rooms and out the store. As he ran down the corridor he
could hear his parents still fighting. Well, more like his mom
kicking his dad's ass again. Either way, it meant that they hadn't
noticed his absence. Kiko needed to find the panda very soon. The
little boy ran further down the hall and turned the corner. He had to
skid before he ran into the two pair of legs coming out a store.

“Whoa! You okay
kid?” Kiko looked up to see a silver haired man with half his
face covered by a pile of books, that Kiko had see his father with.
He remembered this cause his mom always called the man a huge hentai
but this guy had tons of them. He must have been the master of pervs.

“Ero-sensei...”
The little boy said softly which caused both men to quirk their
brows.

“You get called
Ero a lot don't you...” The other voice caught Kiko's attention
and he quickly looked at the person. It was him, the giant panda.

“Oi, Giant
Panda-san!!!” Gaara scowled at the name while Kakashi chuckled.

“Panda-san..?
These are birth-” The child grabbed onto the red head's pants
leg and tugged urgently. If he wasn't in a hurry he would have asked
the man if he was building a playground with all those chains,
straps, and the colorful things he saw in the bag.

“No time Giant
Panda-san! Fat Fox-san is in trouble, a long haired girl-man went
into the dressy room with him! He's trying to bully him! Hurry we
gotta stop him before he hurts Fat Fox-san's puppies!” That was
it, Kakashi bust out laughing but Gaara was seeing red. As soon as
the boy mentioned long hair, he instantly knew who it was. The two
men followed the little boy down the hall ways. When they got to the
store, they could see Iruka still looking through the clothes rack.

“Hey guys
Wh-MMPH!” The silver haired man covered his mouth quietly
telling him what was going on. The brunette began to struggle out his
lover's grip at the mention of Neji but Kakashi held onto him.

“Sssh Koi this
is Gaara's fight now. Lets see what he does.” The red head
headed back out the store leaving his bags with the two men. Kiko
watched curiously, his eyes widened when the giant panda walked in
holding a Louisville Slugger over his right shoulder.

“Sugoi! Giant
Panda-san is going to save Fat Fox-san!” His huge hazel eyes
sparkled as he watched Gaara walk towards the dressing room.

“Leave me alone
Neji! Weren't you the one who said I was a failure? Why would want to
get back with me now?” Naruto hissed at the brunette. Gaara
stood in the stall next to them, listening. He knew if Naruto could
kick his ass he could easily handle Neji. But that didn't mean he
wasn't going to have his fun either.

“Naru-chan, I
was being stupid. And now I see that you are far, far above a
failure. Together we could reach the top of the top.” The long
haired male moved closer to the blond as he talked. He didn't bother
to notice the pissed off expression on the tan face. Naruto's fist
began to tremble, his teeth gritted in his jaw. Here was this jerk
trying to get him back. But what for? The tan boy wasn't stupid, that
jerk off wanted to exploit him.

“Don't give me
that bullshit! You just want to use me to make yourself look good.
Leaving me was the best thing you could have done for me. Now I have
someone who actually loves me for me!” Neji smirked looking at
Naruto. It was amusing to see the blond act so different but the same
all at once. He moved closer still, pinning the blond against the
wall. Naruto raised his fist trying to punch the brunette in the face
but Neji caught his hand.

“Naru-chan you
shouldn't act like that not in your condition.” The brunette
let his fingers ghost over the swollen belly. Naruto's skin crawled
feeling the fingers so close to his babies. The smirk seemed to grow
darker as the pale teen leaned close to his ear. “It would be a
shame if something happened... You know scientists and the government
would pay big to cut you open and find out how you ended up like
this. Of course, if I was there as your life partner (A/N: I hate
that term!)/ manager, they wouldn't be able to. I have the backing to
keep you safe.”

The tan boy finally
freed himself from Neji's grasp and the first thing he did was deck
the tall boy right in the jaw. Neji stumbled back holding his jaw.
But instead of scowling he just smiled.

“Now that you've
gotten your aggressions out. I'll let you think about what I've said.
We will see each other soon. By then I hope you have made the correct
decision.” Naruto wanted to hit him again but the boy was
already heading out the store. Neji smirked when he saw the two
foster parents glaring at him with so much hate. Had he been more
aware of his surroundings he would have noticed the little boy
grinning at a homicidal red head. Neji winked at Iruka, knowing the
man wouldn't be able to find him so easily this time. All the while
Gaara trailed him, his grip tightening around the bat.

Shortly after the two
men left the store; Iruka and Kakashi rushed into the dressing room
to find their son huddled in the corner of a dressing stall crying.
He looked up at his parents and rushed into their arms.

“He knows, Neji
knows I'm pregnant and he's gonna use it against me whether I want to
do what he says or not!” Iruka hugged him tight while Kakshi
rubbed his back.

“He's not the
only one that over heard you.” Naruto's head snapped up to look
at his silver haired father. The man smiled before pointing towards
the door where a shy looking (yea right...) 4 year old boy stood.
“Come on in its alright.” Kiko smiled and walked right up
to Naruto, his eyes huge with awe.

“Fat Fox-san, I
won't tell anyone that you're gonna have puppies. I promise. And I
won't even ask for one to keep when you have them.” This child
was too adorable. Even if the nickname pissed him off to no ends. The
tan boy lifted his hand and ruffled the light brown hair.

“Thanks kid and
for future reference its Naruto not Fat Fox-san.” The boy
smiled brightly nodding his head.

“Ok Fa- I mean
Naruto-san!” Naruto smiled down at the little chibi. His energy
reminded all three men of when Naruto was his age. It was so cute but
the warm feelings didn't last long. There was till the problem of
Neji blackmailing him.

“This is all
nice, but what are we gonna do about Neji?”

“Naruto-san you
don't need to worry Giant Panda-san went and followed the girl-man
down the hall and he had a really big bat with him. He looked so
cool!” The older males couldn't help but laugh at how Kiko
seemed to idolize Gaara.

Meanwhile, Neji was
walking out of the mall, hands in his pockets with a satisfied smirk
on his face. In the past he actually did care about the blond. Maybe
to the point he could have loved him. But now Naruto was just a means
to his sought after future.

“Neji....”
The brunette paused. Slowly he looked over his shoulder to see who
called him. A wry smile appeared on his bruised face. It must have
been his lucky day. Two ex lovers that could benefit him immensely
and both susceptible to his charms. Or so he thought.

“Gaara-kun! Its
been some time. What brings you here?” He turned around and
began to walk closer to the red head. “Are you here on business
or have you missed me?” His voice got low as he brushed up
against the other male. Disregarding the fact that he was holding a
rather dangerous weapon in his hand.

Gaara smirked as well,
but not for the reason Neji assumed. No, he smirked because like
Neji, he liked to play with his prey before going in for the kill.
The brunette had made a grave mistake. He encroached on what was
Gaara's. No one went near something of the red head's, not without
his consent. And Naruto just happened to be the pale red head's most
prized possession.

“Why don't we go
somewhere secluded so we can...talk?” The brunette smiled even
more hearing his ex lover actually invite him somewhere. Gaara
watched the long haired boy nod and head towards a path that lead to
the park. The red head quietly followed, wrenching his hand around
the handle of his bat. He was beginning to think Neji wasn't as smart
as he led others to believe. Not once had he bothered to wonder WHY
Gaara was holding a bat or why BOTH Gaara and Naruto were in the mall
at the same time. Nevertheless, it worked in his favor.

“Gaara-kun...”
The red head looked over at Neji. “I have a great prospect for
you.”

“Oh...”
The brunette nodded excitedly.

“I happened upon
my ex in a store and found out some interesting news.” He
paused to make sure he had the green-eyed teen's attention. “You
remember Naruto, the loser I left out here?” Gaara nodded,
inside he was trembling with rage. The only loser he could see was
the one he was about beat the hell up. “I overheard him talking
to himself about being pregnant. Its unbelievable I know, so I snuck
into the dressing room and confirmed it. Hes actually got a bit of a
tummy. I don't know who the idiot was that would sleep with a failure
like that but his fuck up could be OUR gain! We could be rich, well
richer. All I have to do is seduce him away from the guy. Which won't
be hard. And we're set.”

“We?”
Gaara quirked a non-existent brow. Thinking the red head was
interested Neji conjured up the most seductive look, he could. The
brunette moved very close to him.

“Yes, I am
willing to share any wealth. Naruto is a simple guy. Doesn't take
much to please him which means.... me” He ran his fingers
through the red tresses. “and you...could be lovers again. I
have much more to bring to the table this time.” Neji whispered
trying to lick the ear close to his lips. Just before he could, Gaara
grabbed the boy away from him. Neji's eyes widened from the rough
gesture but smiled thinking that Gaara was just being his kinky self.

The red head scowled
looking at the smug bastard. How dare he be so fucking confident.
Tired of playing, Gaara shoved the brunette down in the dirt. The boy
looked up at him surprised. The red head moved over the boy grinning
evilly.

“What was that
for?!”

“Did you ever
stop to think why Naruto and I were here at the same time?”
Lavender eyes widened even more, causing the maniacal look to darken.

“Y-You...You're
the father?!” Gaara nodded before grabbing the shocked teen up
by his collar. Neji stood there staring in disbelief. He had to think
of something. Slowly, a smile slid over his pale face, he reached up
to grab the red head's arm. “If you try to stop me I'll just go
and tell the press about your mistake.” He started to laugh
but was cut off by the second fist in his face that day. Neji
stumbled backwards but he didn't have the chance to stabilize himself
because Gaara hit him in the stomach with the bat. The long haired
boy went down, hitting the ground with a sickening thud. The pale red
head looked over Neji's body sneering as the long haired boy coughed
up some blood.

“Naruto is
mine.” He kicked the boy in chest. Neji cried out. “I
don't appreciate bastards like you touching...” Gaara swung the
bat against his back. “whats mine.” With his final words
he began to mercilessly beat the boy until he was barely
recognizable. Still sneering, he spit on the boy before pulling out
his cell phone.

“Hello, 911? Yes
I was walking through the park and I found a young man badly
beaten... I think it was gang related could you send an ambulance to
West Konoha Park? Yes....uh huh... ok thank you.” He closed his
phone and looked at the bleeding pulp. “I suggest you tell them
its gang related or I'll make sure you never say another thing as
long as you live.” Neji slowly lifted his head nodding as best
as he could. The red head smirked giving the boy another kick in his
groin before heading back to the mall.

When he got to the
parking lot he was greeted by his lover, his 'father-in-laws' and the
little boy who kept calling him Giant Panda-san. Naruto ran up to him
kissing him deeply. Kakashi noticed the blood on the bat, he slowly
took it from the boy, putting it in a bag.

“Hey Giant
Panda-san! That was so cool.” Kiko stared up at him. “The
way you went after that girl-man, wow.” The red head smirked
leaning down and ruffling the kid's head.

“Its Gaara....”
The boy nodded excitedly.

“Kiko!!!”
Everyone looked towards the entrance of the mall. There in the door
way was Kiko's parents. The small boy looked at the group smiling. He
hugged them all and waved before running to his parent. His mother
hugged him tightly.

“Who are those
guys?” Kiko grinned looking over his shoulder.

“They're my new
friends!” He waved at them again. They waved back causing the
boy to giggle. His mother nodded taking his hand and leading him to
the family car. Her husband limped close behind. “You know
Mommy I got to go in a women's dressing room.” The woman looked
at him confused. “Just like the time Papa went into one with a
pretty woman when he was suppose to have taken me to the playground.”
It looked like his mother had been consumed by flames. She turned her
head back looking like it turned in a 360º
turn. Which creeped her husband out to no ends. Of course, he knew he
needed to locate some medical insurance as soon as possible because
the way his week was going he wouldn't make it through the night.

“Ah shit!”

Kurai Kisu: Well I hope
you liked how I did this chapter. Now I am gonna take the time to
push out a few more chapters before I post them. I got to see the
Boondocks new season. I so wanna be the next Aaron McGruder. Well
talk to you later! JA!
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