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A Crafty Chameleon	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 28015 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 4
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking" 
(Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 
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Another Language
Pairing: Harem – Naruto x OC 'Dan' / Ranmaru / Natsu / Sagi /
Last Time:
Itachi cracked an eye open and smirked (I am forever in your debt Naruto)
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Naruto’s eyes fluttered open “damn I feel like I was hit by a truck”
“That might have been more merciful” the blonde looked at his dark skinned lover who was snuggled against him with a scroll in his hand “I’m mean really love, completing a 6 day mission and then rescuing a Daimyo all in only 4 days and then, this is my favorite part, you infiltrate the Akatsuki … I don’t have to tell you how screwed up that sounds, right?”
The ROOT agent chuckled “Yeah, things got out of hand, but at least I got to see Itachi”
“Ah, the one and only anbu who cared for your safety when you were young, I want to meet him one day … he was also your sensei too right?”
”Yep, even though we were in separate branches of anbu he helped instruct me and after that … experiment, was done on me he let me copy his sharingan as an apology for being on a mission when I was taken. He’s a very good friend and practically a brother … what’s that?” asked the blonde when he spotted a file on his side table.
Dan smiled “Well, after you told me about your family returning from the dead so to speak, I did a little research. You won’t believe what I found on Arashi” he set the scroll down and handed the ROOT agent the file.
“Really! I wanted to find out what they were doing, but I buried myself in missions instead …” he opened the file and flipped through the pages “lets see … they traveled to Paris and Italy before finally settling in New York … are you serious?”
“It’s no joke love” said Dan as he leaned against the strong shoulder.
The blonde rolled his eyes and read from the file “ ’Arashi Namikaze, 25 years old, spent six year in Paris as a model … ouch, he favored style over finding me, but that explains why the others had to go meet with him before coming to Konoha”
“I don’t get it, even Arashi could’ve at least checked in on you, but no one was worried. If we were talking about you and Mina you’d be checking every few minutes. Why were they so content?”
“I’m positive it has to do with Jiraiya since he was the only link they had to Konoha. They probably assumed he was watching over me and would mention something if something bad happened … I’ll have to have a chat with him when he gets back” said the blonde with a slightly ominous tone in his voice.
“Assumptions, assumptions , assumptions … no one should assume anything especially with kids in the picture … I hope they don’t have any more” said Dan with a grimace etched on the face.
“They won’t” said Naruto
Dan raised an eyebrow at the certainty is his lover’s voice “but how do you know for sure- oh… oh you didn’t. You preformed a vasectomy on Minato!” he burst out laughing.
“Yes yes I did and I’m happy about! … it’s not that funny” said Naruto as Dan started crying from laughing so hard.
After calming down the former assassin frowned “That won’t change what’s been done already. I mean, look at Mina”
“Mina won’t have to put up with this situation for long … I won’t allow it” said Naruto
“Speaking of Mina, if you’re up for it we should spend the day with her and Natsu” said the former assassin happily.
“Yeah lets do that … are you going to move so I can get up?” asked the ROOT agent.
“Do I have to?” Dan pouted and snuggled closer.
“If you want to play with Mina you will” Naruto smirked as Dan slowly climbed over the blonde and off the bed “you’re a tease” he said making the silver eyed raven laugh. They both got dressed and went downstairs where they found Orochimaru making breakfast with Mina and Natsu coloring in the living room.
“big brother!” the little girl ran over to Naruto and hugged his leg “are you ok, Naru-nii?”
Naruto chuckled “yes, I’m fine Mina. I want you to meet Dan my-”
“kissy friend!” squealed the girl. The outburst made everyone stare at the red head in shock.
“Mina how do you know that?” asked the snake sage.
“Ibiki-nii told me big brother had two kissy friends that share the bed with him to keep nightmares away. That’s you right? Do you keep brother’s nightmares away?” asked the little innocent girl.
Dan bit his lip trying not to laugh “yes I do sweety and your brother Natsu might become Naruto’s third kissy friend” he said making Natsu blush slightly.
Mina tilted her head cutely “who’s your other kissy friend Naru-nii?”
The ROOT crouched down to her level and smiled “we’re going to meet him, if you want to come you should eat and put you toys away” Mina smiled and went to put her coloring materials away.
“oh my god, she’s so cute” exclaimed Dan.
Orochimaru smiled “she is … I’m going to kill Ibiki” he muttered as he set some eggs and bacon in front of Naruto “you, eat … would you like anything Natsu?” he asked as Dan made himself a plate.
“no thank you … I woke up early to come here and Mina was already dressed. She showed me how to get here … does she come here often?” asked Natsu.
Naruto frowned “she has been coming here nearly everyday since we left on that mission to Wave” he said before popping a piece of bacon in his mouth.
“I’ve been having her stay over instead of making that trip at night” said Orochimaru as he set up a plate for Mina.
Natsu blinked “please tell me she hasn’t been making the trip across town by herself” he pleaded … and paled when no one answered “oh fuck”
The ROOT agent sighed “yes she has, but when Opa found out he assigned her a bodyguard … actually a couple bodyguards now. Hey Sai, Shin!” two ROOT agents jumped down from a tree outside and gave Natsu a thumbs up before disappearing when Mina came back to eat breakfast.
“Naru-nii can I have a kissy friend too?” she asked innocently making those who were eating choke and those who weren’t stare at her in shock.
“NO … I mean I’ll help keep any bad dreams away, you can have a kissy friend when you’re older … much older” the blonde remarked with a nagging twitch.
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Minato sighed as he, Arashi and Kushina waited for his daughters “are you sure we should do this now? Naruto did just get back from a mission”
“and when should we do this Minato? When he is focusing on the chunin exams? No, we should clear the air now and maybe he’ll train with us” said a far to optimistic Kushina.
“ok, we’re ready!” yelled Mito as she and her sister came down the stairs. They all went to find Naruto … they found him before they even reached the Sarutobi compound … in a park with Natsu and two other men who were pushing a kid in the swing … it was Mina!
“ummm Naruto can we talk to you?” asked Minato who was having trouble taking his eyes off Mina’s smiling face … she didn’t seem to care if he was there or not.
“yeah sure. I’ll be right back can you keep these guys in line for me?” asked Naruto.
“ok Naru-nii” she looked up with a pout and held out her hands. The purple haired curry cook gave in immediately and picked her up.
Natsu chuckled “we’ll go get some food so don’t take long” said the orangette as they left.
“so … what do you want?” asked the ROOT agent.
“we … we wanted to tell you the truth. Who are those men?” asked Kushina as she watched Dan put Mina on his shoulders.
Naruto sighed “I refuse to answer the question. Now what were you saying?”
“right … yes, we want to explain. Lets sit down” the five Namikazes and Naruto sat down at a picnic table and Minato continued “you were right about everything … when you and Natsu were born someone attacked Kushina and released the nine tails on Konoha … we almost died, but I managed to seal the demon away in your brother. The man who attacked us clearly wanted to take the nine tails so Kushina and I decided to leave with your siblings, but since no one knew about you we wanted you to stay and hopefully grow up in the peaceful village we both loved. Training Natsu to defend himself from people like that man and keeping our enemies from taking their grudges out on our kids was all we could think about at the time”
“so when did you finish training Natsu?” asked Naruto.
Kushina bit her lip nervously “we finished when he was 12”
“and Mina?” asked the ROOT agent who noticed Arashi, Mito and Karin looked a little confused at the line of questioning … they probably weren’t in on this one.
The hokage visibly flinched “Kushina and I thought … we thought that if you had a younger sibling you would be more inclined to forgive us and let us make it up to you” the three eldest Namikaze siblings looked shocked.
The ROOT agent nodded “that’s what I thought … let me make this clear, I never had a problem with you leaving in the first place, you clearly had your reasons. I had a problem with how you tried to come back. How were you gong to make it up to me?”
“I wanted to teach you some jutsu” aid Minato who was hoping that would strike a cord with Naruto.
“how does training equal love? It’s a little bonding time, but not enough. When my Dad wants to show me he cares he makes me my favorite dinner and when I was little he’d get me ice cream and hold me when I woke up screaming after a terrible nightmare … I had a lot of nightmares, still do … that’s what I always wanted so how is jutsu supposed take the place of that? You were both orphans, which did you desire more, family or jutsu?”
That question caught Minato and Kushina off guard … the answer was obvious “family … we can still be that, please train with us for the chunin exams” said Kushina.
“can’t, I already have plans for training … when did you two become jonin?” the ROOT agent asked Karin and Mito.
“while you were in Tea” exclaimed Mito proudly while showing off her jacket.
“hmmm and I heard from Jiji that you became an anbu. Strange, I thought the jonin and anbu tests weren’t until after the chunin exams. I guess you must’ve proved yourselves in a mission. After all I’d hate to think someone would take a promotion without knowing they deserve it” the ROOT agent sighed as he saw the eldest siblings smile … they really thought they were ready “anyway I should go”
As the Sarutobi got up to leave Kushina grabbed his arm “please don’t go” Naruto yanked his arm away and ran for it with both Minato and Kushina on his tail.
“dammit, what the hell is with them?! I got to lose them … that’ll work” he bolted into a building. Minato appeared first and blushed profusely as he realized he was in a strip club!
“oh my, hokage-sama it’s been so long” the blonde blinked as a half naked stripper with long black hair came over and hugged him “would you like my special or just a lap dance this time? As you know sex is extra”
The hokage tried to politely pull away “I think there’s a misunderst-”
The stripper gasped “you brought your wife this time, are you up for that three way I mentioned?”
Minato paled slowly turned around … there was his furious wife glaring daggers at him “Kushina wait! I can-”
“MINATO YOU PERVERT!”
*BOOM* Kushina landed a powerful punch on the hokage sending him through a wall … in all the commotion no one saw the raven haired stripper turn into a cat and run out the door.
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“so how did you two meet Naruto?” asked Natsu.
Dan chuckled “I was hired to kill your Daimyo’s son, but Naruto stopped me and gave me some surprising information about the man who hired me. Apparently the guy had no intention of paying me so I went back to kill the prick … with Naruto’s help. We became good friends after that. I fell in love with him when I was captured by a corporation I was trying to infiltrate and Naruto came for me”
Ranmaru smiled as Mina slid down the slide in the park “he was the one who smacked some sense into me. I was working with one of the seven swordsmen at the time and helping him enslave people … the very people who treated me like a monster. Naruto showed me hope … that there were good people out there … you haven’t asked yet”
Natsu raised an eyebrow “asked what?”
“how good Naruto is in bed” Natsu blushed wildly as Dan and Ranmaru glanced at each other “I guess we’ll let you figure that out for yourself” said the curry cook with a teasing wink. Natsu smiled, he could date Naruto!
Naruto ran over to them and sat down to eat “hey guys” he said as Mina sat with them.
“hey what took you so long? … and why are you covered in glitter?” asked Dan as he brushed the sparkles off him.
“had to get some pests to leave me alone” he smirked. They were curious, but knew he’d explain once Mina was out of hearing …
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