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A contract with a bastard!	By : bellabambina24 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Naruto/Sasuke Views: 2146 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction based on Masashi Kishimoto's Naruto. I do not make any profit/money from writing it.

Chapter List
- 13
- 14
- 15
Update: I removed the lime scene. If you would like to see the unedited chapter, it's found on livejournal. The link is on my profile.

Well anyway, this chapter is a bit of a 'necessary' filler I guess.

You see, I wanted to write a time-skip, and still show how the relationship evolves between Sasuke and Naruto. However, writing four month in one chapter is a bit confusing. So I thought that I could write a few random scene that go by in a chronological order. If you pay attention enough, you will notice the subtle changes in their sex life and relationship. Not to mention, Sasuke's relationship with Naruto's friends.

Oh, I intend to write a full chapter about Sasuke and Haru soon... It probably won't be the next chapter, since I have a bombshell set aside for next chapter.

Please enjoy!

Chapter 14, "Four months of coffee and buns"

Sasuke stood in his brother's office located at the Uchiha corporation headquarters. He strode from one end of the room to the other ogling at his brother. Something was definitely off. Earlier that week, Itachi announced that he was going to stop monitoring Icha Icha. Knowing his brother, Sasuke felt that something suspicious was going on behind the scenes.

The older brother finally finished his business call. He placed down the handset, and looked up at his brother smiling. "Miss me already, little brother? I didn't expect to see you here so soon."

"What are you doing?" Sasuke spat. "I know you are planning something, or else you wouldn't have left Icha Icha so casually."

"Contrary to what you think, I actually have things to do with my life other than taunt you. I know working in a porncompany distracts you from reality, but multinational companies like mineneeds attention. Indeed, I am planning for a major managerial change."

Sasuke clenched his fists, angry at the not- so- subtle insults. "I read about the problems you have with the general manager overseas. Is that what you are talking about?"

"The man is losing his mind. He thinks he owns the company," Itachi sighed. "I think I need to bring him back to earth as soon as possible before he causes anymore dismay."

"What about his contract?"

"You are under estimating me Sasuke. I just need a few more months, and I will have him out on the streets."

"I hope it's not the same plan you have for Naruto and I. I won't let him go so easily-"

"Oh, I know you won't let him go so easily." Itachi hid his smirked.

A Random "A contract with a bastard" scene (1)

Sasuke sat behind his desk watching Naruto type on his computer through the blinds. He could tell Naruto was writing something dirty going by the silly smile and cute blush the cover the blonde's tanned cheeks.

The raven sighed. He just didn't feel that Naruto's talent should be wasted on crap. Yes, he believed Naruto had some talent in him, yet he would never admit it. He walked towards the door, and peeked out. "Dope, in my office now." He said sternly feeling the other employee's eyes on him.

Naruto rubbed his itchy nose. He saved the word document, and headed into the other's office.

"Did you miss me, bun?" Sasuke smiled.

"Oh, now I am 'bun'. I thought I was 'dope'!" The blond pouted.

"Come here," He pointed to his lap with a mischievous look.

Naruto walked over mumbling to himself. "One minute you are nice, one minute you are a bastard. Geez, take some pills!"

Sasuke pulled his arm, and seated him on his lap. "What were you writing? Erotic crap, right?"

"Noooo! Whatever- Do I really have to sit on your lap? It's embarrassing…" He blushed.

"How about you try writing from your heart. Give your heart some attention!" Sasuke played with the golden locks.

"C'mon Sasuke, some other parts need attention to." Naruto automatically glanced at his crotch. A second later, he realized how smutty his words were, and blushed an even deeper shade of red.

"Let me take care of those parts myself. You write. Okay?"

"Okay."

With a playful slap on his rear, Naruto got off Sasuke's lap.

Somehow, it hurt a bit. He had already explained to Sasuke why he didn't favor writing emotional fictions (Last chapter), but he had to do something since Sasuke was insisting. So, in a few minutes he was back with a paper in hand.

He stood infront of Sasuke shifting on his feet. He handed him the paper.

Sasuke adjusted his reading glasses (A.n. Yes he wears glasses!). He coughed before starting to read. How come it's just one sentence?

I love my coffee because it's hot, and makes me feel warm inside.

Touched, Sasuke looked at his bun. "I love my bun because it's cute, and makes my heart melt..." The raven whispered the last two words. It wasn't like an Uchiha to be sappy.

"I can't hear you!"

"Shut up," The raven blushed.

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A Random "A contract with a bastard" scene (2)

As usual Naruto sat on Sasuke's lap. However, this time he was straddling him. He gave the nap on Sasuke's neck supple kisses and licks.

Sasuke bottled up a giggle, since Uchihas don't giggle, they only smirk. It was twenty minutes ago when Naruto walked in out of the blue, and started kissing him. Although he was glad Naruto was starting to feel comfortable initiating physical contact, he was seriously trying to get through the documents before the staff meeting. How could he concentrate with those heavenly lips pleasuring his flesh? Seriously, he got a brain freeze every time Naruto touched him. "Why is that for?" He moaned as Naruto sucked.

"I am trying to see where you taste best. Here (jaw), or here (neck), or here (cheeks), ooooor here(lips)."Naruto planed a kiss with every 'here' he muttered.

Sasuke shifted beneath the other's weight. "How about here?" He glanced at his cloth covered erection.

For a second there, the raven expected Naruto to freak out. Instead, the tanned boy bashfully bit his lips. "Y-y… you want me… to taste you t-there?"

Sasuke raised an eyebrow in shock. He is not angry? He is not going to call me a pervert?"Do youwant to taste me there?"

"W-well… you did… you know… did it for me… so… I … probably should…" Naruto swallowed, biting his lips again.

The raven kissed 'his' lips, he didn't want Naruto to injure himself nibbling on the rims. He slowly opened his zipper, grasped Naruto's hand, and started to help him rub the bulge. He was just trying to get the tanned boy started.

Naruto licked his lips while a million thoughts went through his mind. Are my lips choppy? I don't want it to feel bad for him… May be I should lick my lips again.

"You can't hurt me… and your lips are fine." Sasuke answered as if he could read Naruto's thoughts.

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"Sorry, Sasuke…"

"Idiot. Why are you sorry?"

"I…"

"It was the best blowjob anyone had ever given me."

"Really?"

"Hn."

Naruto backed away, and looked at Sasuke with doubtful eyes. It was either that he was actually really good and didn't know it, or that Sasuke had had some crappy blowjobs before. He doubted both options. Most likely, he was just trying to make him feel better. Naruto figured.

"Are you trying to make me feel better, Uchiha?"

"It was great for a first time."

"I see…" Naruto pouted.

Noticing the disappointed look on Naruto's face, the raven decided to take action. "You will learn. Plus, it had this 'first time' type of pleasure."

"Yeah… but I bet that elevator boy was much better..."

"Naruto, I would give up all the blowjobs in the world just for one taste of your lips." He planted a soft peck on the rims. "Plus, you give me the best emotional blowjobs ever."

For a second there, Sasuke froze. It came to him, he was starting to sound like an idiot just to make his baby feel better, and he didn't actually mind it. Sasuke Uchiha didn't mind sounding like an idiot. Damn it! When did he fall so deep in love?

Naruto blinked. Emotional blowjob? Did that even make any sense?

"Sasuke!"

"Yes?"

"I promise you I will learn, and give you the best blowjob ever. Believe it!"

That day, Sasuke fucked Naruto senseless over his desk, on his place's door step, in his bed, and in the tub. Actually, it was twice in the tub.

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A Random "A contract with a bastard" scene (4)

"Sasuke! What should I do? What? What should I do? I told Haru I will take him on a tour to a museum. I don't know any museums!" Naruto squeaked as he ran around in circles infront of his coffee.

The raven pinched the bridge of his nose. The problem didn't seem that serious. It wasn't as if the city had no museums. He just didn't see what the big deal was. "It's okay. There is one just around the block."

"Does it have mummies?"

"What?"

"I told him it will have mummies."

"Wait, I will do some research online. I will handle it."

"Okay, while you are at it, make sure it has little figurine of Jedediah, and like an artificial zoo with monkeys. Dinosaurs artifacts too. And something about Pocahontas!"

Sasuke raised an eyebrow. That description seemed familiar.

"Does the museum come to life at night by any chance?" Sasuke mocked.

"Is there museums like that?" Naruto seemed sincerely shocked.

Is he serious?Sasuke sighed. "Hopeless! Why did you have to be so specific in your promise anyway?"

Naruto pouted looking away, "He accused me of not being intellectual enough. Apparently I don't go to 'smart' places. Shikamaru is pretty smart, and he goes where I go!"

Sasuke sighed; Narahad been sleeping over their place for a week by then. Apparently, paying the rent was a 'drag' and too 'troublesome' to do. The Uchiha couldn't make up how the man was supposedly a genius.

"Since you brought it up, I would like to know when Narawill be moving out of our place." Sasuke soul was about stuck in his nose (A). The damn man had been interrupting their usual sex routine. Not to mention, the hotel staff was starting to suspect a menage a trois.

"C'mon, he helped me through some rough times. Plus, he is so quiet, it is as if he is not there. Seriously, he just stares at the clouds all day. He doesn't bother you." Naruto figured, sitting on Sasuke's desk.

The raven typed in the search phrase on Google, "I don't like having a stranger in my home."

"Shika! A stranger! He is like family! Plus, he put in a good word for you. I only did what I did yesterday, if you know what I mean, because he told me I should."

"You talked about thatwith him!" Sasuke glared. How could Naruto talk aboutthatwith another man?That!That!

"What? He is just like a brother to me. Plus, he is not even gay."

"I don't care. Don't talk about things like this with him- P-plus, how a straight guy could even suggest that!" It was rare for Sasuke to snap, but it was a special situation.

"Well…"

"What?"

"It wasn't Shika who suggested it… it was… don't be angry, okay?"

"Hn."

"Are you going to be angry?"

"Naruto," Sasuke gritted his teeth.

"Sai brought it up, and I said I could never do that.Then he said that you would probably like that a lot. Then I said that you would be a pervert. And then he said I should be a pervert and do… you know,that.Then I said I couldn't do that."

"Naruto!"

"Yeah, so Shikamaru said I should just do it because it's irritating to hear us argue about it… So although Sai suggested it, it worked in your favor in the end." Naruto smiled nervously. During the last two and a half month, Sasuke had grown more jealous of Sai, and more possessive of Naruto. "Sasuke! Sasuke! Where are you going? It's not Sai's fault! Oh God!

Naruto chased after Sasuke who stormed out towards the artist's office. "Let him go! No! He draws with this hand! No! No!"

"He also does thatwith this hand!"

"Let me go!"

"Stop being so jealous! You are suffocating me!" Naruto snapped. "Oh God! I didn't mean to give you ideas! Stop choking him!"

"I-I c-ca-an't b-b-brr-ea-"

"Stop smiling!" Sasuke was losing it.

Crack! Scream!

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"Sasuke! Sasuke! Why are you dozing off? Are you upset? I am sorry. But really, Sai didn't have an ulterior motive." Naruto continued.

Sasuke woke up from his daydream. Oh, he wished it was true. Sadly, his Uchiha composure wouldn't allow him to fulfill his deepest desires.

The raven cracked his fingers, "So Sai was also the one who told you to do you knowwhile doing that?"

"Well… I wouldn't come up with thaton my own… I mean… you didn't expect me to, right?"

"I should have known…" Sasuke snapped his pen in half.

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A Random "A contract with a bastard" scene (5)

It was the long awaited day. Sasuke had made sure to point out the new ramen restaurant to Naruto the night before. If it all went as planned, Naruto was going to insist they eat at the restaurant after touring the museum. It was the perfect opportunity to find a common topic of interest between him, Sasuke, and Haru; they could both complain about Naruto's eating habit.

Yes, his plan might seem a bit cruel towards Naruto, but he was desperate. He was never good with people, and something told him that if Haru didn't like him, it was going to negatively affect his relationship with his blond.

During the museum visit, Naruto was the only one speaking. In fact, he was so excited running from one place to the other, and getting reprimanded by Haru. For a minute there, Sasuek suspected that Haru was the one who raised Naruto up, and not the opposite.

Anyway, the silence was dreadful. Even every time the raven made eye contact with Haru, he received a glare. One Sasuke was more than enough for the world. Two… was just a cruel natural disaster.

"Sasuke, lets try that new restaurant! I am in the mood for some ramen!" Naruto chirped running down the flight of stairs leading away from the museum.

Instantly, a breeze of hope met Sasuke. He discreetly peeked at Haru, but the boy didn't seem to bother with Naruto's declaration. In fact, the boy seemed irritated that he had to hang out with Sasuke during dinner as well.

"Hn. You will kill yourself eating that ramenone day. I prefer to eat tomatosalad." Sasuke said. He despised himself for sounding so artificial later, but his nerves were breaking right now. It wasn't like Uchiha's to be nervous. Get a grip, Sasuke! You are a Uchiha!

Naruto looked between the two confused. He might have not been the brightest, but he could clearly feel that something was off. Why is Sasuke smiling like this? He looks creepy…

"Tomato soup is good too," by then, Sasuke was just about done. He couldn't believe what he was saying. It was as if his mouth had a brain of its own. A retarded brain. Honestly, he swore he was never going to ridicule Naruto for blabbing on again.

Naruto's mouth gapped like a fish. He glanced at Haru, and noticed the boy ignoring the ramen completely. He looked at Sasuke, and noticed the Uchiha talking nonstop, and giggling. Sasuke was giggling! That was just against Nature.

"Haru, you know, Sasuke told me he used to go to the same school as you-"

"Expected. It's full of idiotic bastards, with their only qualification being their parent's bank account." The boy spoke in monotone voice.

Naruto turned his head slowly towards Sasuke, preparing himself to block his way if he decided to behead Haru.

"Hn. True. A lot of them believe that they are entitled to everything they want just because they were born privileged," Sasuke added, finally reverting to his regular composed self.

"Ironic coming from the heir to the Uchiha family."

Sasuke smirked. Is he really just twelve years old...

"I am not the heir to the Uchiha family business. My brother, Itachi, is."

"You are still born rich. You didn't have to struggle for anything in your life."

"True, I was born rich. Many things in my life came easy, that other's have to suffer through life to get. Yet, I have never taken my family name for granted. My father always demanded the best we can offer."

"It's not just about how much effort you put in, it's about the sacrifices you have to bid," The boy turned around to stare Sasuke right in the eye. "For instance, someone who steals away something he doesn't deserve without having to offer anything in return, will never know how truly exceptional it is. He will never appreciate it, and he will just steal it away from the people who cherish it the most." The boy spoke heatedly. It was obvious to Sasuke that the boy was speaking about Naruto.

"Sometimes people who cherish someonedon't realize that the person will be better off making his own choices in life. Plus, if that someone chooses to go on his own path, that doesn't mean he is giving up on the people who love him. It also doesn't mean that someone stole him, or that anyone would dare hurt him because that person loves him more than many give him credit for." Sasuke replied.

"Guys... I am confused... What are you talking about?" Naruto rubbed the back of his head nervously.

"You wanted to try the new ramen restaurant, right bun?" Sasuke asked as he planted a soft kiss on Naruto's cheek.

The two men started to walk towards the car, yet Haru stood still glaring at Sasuke's back.

"Haru, if you really don't want to eat ramen, we could go somewhere else-" Naruto turned around to address him.

"If you ever hurt him, I won't forgive you!" Haru clenched his fists.

"Haru!" Naruto gasped.

The older raven turned around, "If I ever hurt him, I won't forgive myself."

"..."

"I won't. I promise."

"Fine!" The boy hissed. He turned to Naruto, "You should eat some salad once in a while. Do you know how much sodium and fats are in ramen?"

"I know a great healthy restaurant," Sasuke added.

The blond felt like crying. He regretted introducing those two sadists to each other. Now he was in for a night of vegetable eating.

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A Random "A contract with a bastard" scene (6)

Sasuke glared at the ceiling. He loved Naruto and everything, but the boy was a nightmare to sleep next too. He usually didn't mind it, but on some nights Naruto was overly 'active' sleeper.

Bang!

Naruto's hand collided with the pale face for the third time that night. The raven glared harder at the ceiling.

"Ramen… err…" the sleepy head mumbled.

"Damn ramen!" Sasuke spat.

"No! No! Don't take my ramen away!" Naruto turned in his sleep.

Is he having a nightmare about ramen? I won't be surprised; it is not beyond Naruto."Naruto, no one is taking your ramen away." Sasuke whispered trying to ease the boy out of the bad dream.

"No! My ramen! No!"

Bang!

Sasuke gnashed his teeth. Seriously, he was afraid of losing an eye. Quickly, he shifted so his weight pinned Naruto down. Oh, show me how you will twist and turn now!Sasuke smirked.

"Ahhhh! Ahhh! Sasuke! Ahhhhhhhh!"

Sasuke's eyebrow twitched. D-did the nightmare turn into a wet dream?

"Here! Yes! Yes! Yes! Ahhh!" The blond moaned again.

The raven swallowed. The heat radiating from Naruto's body, how the other's erection rubbed against his thigh, and the moans… They were all driving him insane. He started to knead his erection against the other sleeping boy-

Fuck! What am I doing? He's sleeping. I can't do that to him! May be I should wake him up… He is hard too…

"Ramen! Ramen!"

Damn it! Did the wet dream end? I will look like a PERVERT if I wake him up now. Damn it!

"Ahhh! Sasuke."

It's back! It's my chance!

"Naruto, wake up."

"Zzzzz."

"Naruto, sweetie, wake up." He shook him gently.

"Yeah! Where is my ramen?" Naruto woke up suddenly. He looked at Sasuke, blinked, and then slept again.

"Damn it Naruto!"

"Zzzzz… Ramen."

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Naruto searched Sasuke's kitchen keenly for any cup ramen. He could have sworn he bought some that he hadn't eaten yet, but he couldn't find them anywhere.

Sasuke walked into the kitchen with black bags underneath his eyes.

"You look dreadful," Naruto pointed out the obvious.

"Hn."

"Don't be so cranky. Hey, did you see the ramen I bought a few days ago…"

Sasuke's dick almost got hard. No kidding; It was classical conditioning. Ramen was permanently linked in Sasuke's mind with unsatisfied erections.

"Ramen? Where is the ramen?"

"Naruto, if you bring up ramen once more, I will rape you."

Naruto froze. He raised an eyebrow shivering as he turned to face Sasuke. "S-Sasuke? Did something happen that I don't know about? Hehehehe…" I am so nervous.

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Sasuke lied on Naruto sucking on one nipple. "How do you like that?"

"Ahhhh! Sasuke! Ahhh!" Naruto whined in pleasure.

Suddenly, the raven stopped. He felt his mouth water. He felt like… he felt like… eating ramen?

Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

A Random "A contract with a bastard" scene (7)

Sasuke stood in the middle of his suite looking at the two three year old twins chase after each other's in circles like two moving-ferret-balls on a high dose of energizer. He looked to his blond, and noticed the guilty expression.

"D-do you mind if they sleep here tonight? Iruka and the kids went on a trip, and Kenta and Kenzo had a slight fever... So... It was either me looking after them, or the trip getting canceled. The kids were really looking forward to visiting the amusement park... so I volunteered. Hehehehe!" Naruto laughed anxiously.

The raven glanced at the bouncy kids. "A fever, huh?"

"Yeah... It looks like it wasn't anything serious after all." Naruto swallowed. "Are you upset?"

"Hn... No, it's your place too. I would appreciate a notice next time so I would put away the antique- Kenta! Put that down! That's expensive!" Sasuke shouted at the boy who seemed very fond of Sasuke's topnotch laptop. So fond in fact, he deleted half of the information off the hard disk by mistake.

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He is just a kid! He is just a kid!Sasuke tried to calm himself. The kids seemed to have taken over his place. Just a few seconds ago, Kenzo walked on him while he was in the bathroom. Strangely enough, the boy demanded that he would leave the bathroom for him. The shock of having a child barge on him resulted in Sasuke hesitating. Which in turn resulted in the boy wetting his pants, and Naruto reprimanding Sasuke for bullying the kid.

He opened the door to the balcony, and stepped inside in an attempt to stay away from the commotion. He scanned the area with his dark orbits, landing on Shikamaru.

Narawas stretched on a recliner shirtless, wearing a pair of flip flops. He stared at the clouds ignoring the sounds coming from the hotel's pool a on the plaza floor.

"Ehm," Sasuke coughed as the awkward silence began to build up.

"Naruto banished you for making the kids cry, didn't he?" Shika asked with a still face, still ogling at the clouds.

Sasuke coughed a yes.

"Troublesome," Shikamaru muttered.

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Sasuke stood inside his bedroom, holding a pillow under one arm.

Naruto gave out his regular nervous laugh that always preceded Sasuke's bad fortune. "You understand, right? They insist on sleeping next to me... they are just kids... Plus, you can still sleep here... It's just that Kenzo has a habit of wetting his bed."

The boy's walked right then, jumped next to Naruto, and took over Sasuke's bed. "Remote!" One of the kids started to zip through the channels of Sasuke's expensive high definition screen TV.

"I will make it up for you," Naruto whispered silently as he planted a kiss on Sasuke's cheek. He backed away looking at his coffee with puppy eyes.

Now, he could Sasuke ever deny his bun when he was acting so cute. The raven sighed, "Fine. I will go sleep in the guest room."

The raven left before Naruto had a chance to remind Sasuke that Narawas occupying the guest room.

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Sasuke opened the door quietly, and walked inside the guestroom. He took off the pajama which he had to wear infront of the kids, and slid underneath the sheets in the dark.

"Troublesome..."

Sasuke froze as he felt someone nude underneath him. He swallowed, and moved himself away from on top of what was so obviously a male reproductive organ.

"We should put on some pants," Naraadded.

Quickly, both men jumped out of bed at the same time. Sasuke quickly turned on the light in order to spot his pants, yet was met with a nude Shikamaru at the other side of the room. He turned off the light.

After the effect of the trauma subsided, they started tracing their hands over the mattress in the dark in an attempt to locate their pants.

A few minutes later, they lied down next to each other like wooden boards. The awkward silence was thunderous. Each one could hear the other's panicky breaths echo through the room.

Shikamaru rolled his eyes sighing. He had had enough. "Uchiha, let's forget this ever happened..."

"What happened?" Sasuke replied assuring Narathat he hated the situation as much as he did.

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Deidara sat opposite to Naruto ogling. It had almost been four months since Itachi decided to let go of Icha Icha, only leaving the artistic blond behind to keep an eye on the situation.

"What are you doing? Another one of your crazy presents? Yeah?" Deidara sighed irritated by how sappy the couple was. He hated himself for it, but somewhere deep inside he was jealous. He had always attributed Itachi's coldness towards him to the Uchiha family trait, but now that Sasuke was getting intimate with someone... It must be due to his own shortcoming that the Uchiha was cold. What did Naruto have, that Deidara lacked? The question bugged him day and night, and every time he glanced at the other blond.

"Oh! It's the mother of all presents! It's for our six month anniversary!" Naruto continued to search the internet.

What's so special about him anyway, yeah? Blond? Well, I am a blond too. Blue eyes? Mine are prettier! Plus he is dumb and naïve. I can satisfy Itachi more than he could ever do, yeah? He can't do what I do with my hand!Deidara nibbled on his bottom lip green with envy. He didn't understand that Naruto had never competed with him over Itachi's affection. Yes, well, he knew that Sasuke loved Naruto, and not Itachi. Yet, he never actually got it.

"Damn it!" Naruto shifted in his seat. "I can't find something that I think Sasuke would like. Do you have any ideas? Hey, what are you day-dreaming about?" The tanned boy raised an eyebrow.

"Tsss!" The other blond hissed.

"Is it a whoooo?" Naruto went on a limb.

"Shut up, yeah!" Deidara looked away blushed.

"It is? IT IS! Who is it? Who is it? Tell me? I can help you! Tell me! Tell me!" Naruto insisted in disbelieve at the beginning, and then out of curiosity.

"Stop ranting!"

Naruto grinned posing and pointing two thumbs at himself. "I can help! Naruto Uzumaki is an expert when it comes to matters of the heart! Believe it!"

"You sound like an idiot," Deidara glared.

"Hey hey! Don't insult me while I am trying to help you!" Naruto pursed his lips disappointedly, but soon recovered. He bent down wiggling his eyebrows, "Is it a girl or a guy?"

Deidara glared even harder.

"What? I need to know... Guys need different tactics."

When Deidara didn't answer, Naruto ogled intensely at him. "So who is he?"

"He is no one!"

"Then he is a he..." Naruto threaded. "What type of guy is he?"

"Fuc-"

"You can help me get Sasuke a present, and I can help you get him!" Naruto explained innocently.

I am not going to get him off my back, am I? So be it..."You can get him a tie. You probably need to get one from a good brand so it would suit his status."

"Hey! That's a great idea! I can brighten up his colors too! Shake it up a bi-"

Oh God! He is going to buy an orange tie! Doesn't he have any artistic fibers in his body!"Yeah yeah yeah..." Deidara hissed with a bored tone.

"So what brand should I get?"

"May be Stefano Ricci."

"Ste-f-a-n-u-u-o- Do we spell that?" Naruto asked typing in the search phrase.

"Are you seriously an author! Move aside!" The long haired blond pushed Naruto to the side, and tilted the monitor to his side. He was starting to get hooked with the task at hand.

"Here you go. This one looks really good." Deidara tapped the screen. When he turned his head towards Naruto, he saw the boy's lip twitch. "What's wrong?"

"N-n-n-nine h-hunder-r-r-rd dollar?" Naruto gulped.

Deidara sighed, "How much do you intend to pay?"

Naruto started to laugh nervously, "I don't have much money... May be I should give him something with sentimental value instead...He wouldn't mind, right?"

I would eat bricks if it meant affording a decent present for Itachi, yeah!"Yeah, you should give him a two dollar greeting card and a blowjob." He mocked.

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One week later, Naruto walked into the office almost skipping. Deidara looked up from his new desk at the giddy blond.

"Did you just have sex or something?"

Naruto continued to smile as Sasuke walked in. The raven subtly winked at the blond before closing the door to his office.

"You gave him a blowjob, didn't you?"

"You really want to know?" Naruto's eyes sparkled.

"Not really," he muttered alright the curiosity was killing him.

"I will tell you."

"Are you sure he wouldn't mind you sharing the intimate details of your love life with his subordinates?" Deidara asked half sardonic.

"It's okay. You are my friend after all." Naruto said casually.

Deidara's eyes widened. His friend... Does he consider me his... friend?

"Yesterday was our six-month anniversary."

The other blond nodded still shocked by the other's warm declaration. How could he say it as if... as if... he actually likes me.

"Well, I made him a bunch of cards. You know... Cards and coupons that give him free hugs, free kisses, free... you know" Naruto blushed at the revelation. "...one Vito voice, and even one chance to flirt with another guy- Actually, I cut that last card."

"How old are you?" Deidara mocked.

The blond totally disregarded the insult and continued to rant. "I also got him a sweat suit too. Black, though, because I didn't think he will like it in orange. Well, I mean I know it's not 'fitting' of his status, but I think he should loosen up when we are alone."

He probably shredded the sweat suit into pieces by now. No way would an Uchiha wear such a second-rate thing.Deidara thought.

Suddenly, Naruto started looking around the room cautiously.

"What is it now?"

Naruto motioned for Deidara to come closer. The long haired boy hissed, and then complied. "I... got him a box of cup ramen."

"Why do you have to whisper this exactly?"

"Shhhhh!" He looked left and right again. "For some reason, I have noticed he has been eating a lot of ramen lately. Even more than me. Can you believe it?"

"A-"

"Anyway as soon as I gave him the box, he lostitandjumpme!"

"W-what?"

"I think ramen... Ehm ehm... makes Sasuke h-horny. May be ramen is an aphrodisiac. I have always suspected, but-"

Deidara's brow twitched. That must have been the most ridiculous thing he had ever heard in his life.

"I can prove it! If you come over for dinner... I- I will cook some ramen... and a second later he will... go to the... bathroom."

"That can mean many things, Naruto."

"Just come, alright?"

XXXXXXX

Deidara heaved a deep breath as he stood infront of Naruto's and Sasuke's place. He didn't really understand why he had to visit them, but his curiosity to see how they live was too intense to disregard. He knocked once.

Instantly, the door opened, and Deidara's eyes widened. Sasuke stood their wearing a second rate sweat suit. Sasuke Uchiha actually wore that thing for Naruto's sake!

"Come in." Sasuke signaled.

"..." The blond stood in a daze staring at Sasuke. Something inside of him clicked...

"I-I need to go!" The artistic boy ran away. He kept running until his side ached. He kept running until his heart bumped so hard, it was about to explode.

When he finally stopped, he was under Itachi's apartment building. Slowly, he walked to the grocery store a few building away, and back. He kept his eyes on the floor as he walked down the stairs, even though the elevator was working.

A few minutes later, he was knocking on the pent-house's door.

Itachi opened. "What are you doing here?"

Instantly, Deidara raised the plastic bag full of cup noodles he bought earlier up.

"What's that?" Itachi raised an eyebrow.

"Please eat ramen with me!" Deidara screamed out, not knowing any other way to ask the other to want him back.

"Deidara, are you drunk?"

"Ramen... please." He raised the bag higher, as he ogled at the floor beneath his feet feeling Itachi's eyes pierce through him.

"I am busy-"

"Itachi, I am waiting." A rough voice called for Itachi from inside his place.

Deidara furrowed his brows, feeling tears threaten to break free. He pushed through the Uchiha, and ran towards the voice. And there he was; Kisame lying on the couch shirtless, with his pants unzipped.

"I think you have crossed the line. Out before I call the security-" Itachi ordered facing Deidara's back.

The blond turned around and looked him eye to eye. Silent tears slipped down his cheeks, as he clenched his fists and gritted his teeth.

"You think you're so cool! You think you are too good for me! Having your eyes on me makes me sick! Always judging me... and my love for you! You are so heartless and despicable! You bring out this side of me that I don't know. It makes me... it makes me want to... hate you!" He snapped.

Itachi raised his eyebrows.

"You might consider me just a passing one night stand. Just wait and you are going to see that you will never find someone better than me! And... AND I am prettier than him!" He pointed at Kisame angrily before storming off towards the door.

"And I am not going to be your spy anymore! Find someone else! Oh, and I think it's pathetic you keep meddling in your brother's life cause you have none!"

Clash!

The door was slammed shut.

"He is pretty gusty," Kisame leered. "Or may be you just screwed him up. Poor boy, he lost his mind."

Itachi sighed.

"You probably should have pointed out that we weren't doing anything," Kisame added examining the silent man closely with his eyes.

It was a year ago that Itachi first met Deidara. He was recommended by Sasori, a business acquaintance of Itachi. The man had claimed that the boy was a great assistant, but Itachi knew that 'assistant' was just a more appropriate label for 'boy-toy'. He also understood that Sasori was obsessed with eternal beauty, and he probably out grew Deidara.

Unlike Sasuke, Itachi never enjoyed sleeping with his subordinates. In fact, he never got pleasure from anything except business and looking after his brother in his own sick kind of way. Yet, he let himself slip just this once; he slept with Deidara. The next morning, he bought him an expensive present to pay him off.

None the less, the blond seemed to only grow fonder of him. He considered letting the boy go. However, Itachi was a sensible man. He suspected that firing Deidara would result in Uchiha co. being sued for wrongful termination . Sure, with the unlimited resources and the flock of lawyers the company had, Deidara was never going to win the case. Yet, fearing the negative publicity, and unnecessary pain, Itachi decided against firing Deidara.

For the rest of the year, he had grown fonder of the blond. Deidara sort of added color to a world that only had shades of black and grey. You might say, Uchihas had always had a thing for fire-headed blonds. Unlike Sasuke however, Itachi kept himself on a short leash. He had broken his rule once, and he wasn't going to break it again. He didn't need to tell himself twice, he wrote Deidara off.

Yet, now that Deidara was literally 'off'. Now, that he probably would never see him again. Now that, the boy had confessed his love and his hate in the same sentence... Itachi felt a bizarre sensation in his chest. He couldn't put his finger on it exactly, yet he realized it wasn't a short-lived sentiment.

"Are you going to look at the mole or not?" Kisame roused Itachi from his contemplations.

"You should see a doctor about it Kisame. I am not going to check your genitals for irregularities." Itachi frowned.

"I should have asked the boy to take a look when he was here," Kisame muttered to himself.

After a few minutes of silence, Kisame shifted in his seat. "He didn't get to you, did he? You are still going to go head with your plans, right?"

"Yes... I will bring Sasuke the news tomorrow."

Kisame smirked glad that Deidara's explosion didn't talk Itachi out of his plans. Although he didn't agree with what his friend was doing, he had invested too much effort into the plan to see it go to waste. "Ialmost feel sorry for your brother and his blond."

-To Be Continued-

(1) 'Someone'ssoul in hisnose' is an Egyptian idiom meaning 'fed up'.
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