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AN: Happy New Year, this is a
fun one to start off the year right� I thank reviewer: Hanakisa, for an amazing idea that I just had to use. Its funny,
its enlightening, its..it�s�Kyubi and Naruto messing with each other.
For
those who read this and think I have finally made Kyubi OC, no I haven�t. The 1^s conversation is Kyubi attempting to be approving of
Naruto, as he has begun to realize that the boy needs encouragement. The 2^nd Conversation is well Kyubi showing his vanity and
also, seriously who has he had to talk to all these years? He is desperate for
conversation. The third, well Kyubi is messing with Naruto, that and he is a
kitsune, he appreciates beauty�and a way to annoy his host. Hope you all
enjoy�
Hey
did anyone see this week Naruto Manga Chapter? Now we know why Naruto liked
orange, Kishimoto obviously meant to make him a sage all along whose eyelids
turned toad orange! (Gasp) I never suspected there was a legitimate reason for
the orange�shocked�.
Disclaimer:
Oh yeah, I forgot, me no own Naru�

Conversations: Ch 13 � Random Thoughts II
(Are you sure your not a chick?)
(1)
Sentimental conversations:

Naruto
stared at the great beast in front of him.

It had been almost 3-months ago the two of them had both agreed to work
together to stop Jiraiya�s training in Kyubi�s chakra. In the past months they
had begun to talk more and Kyubi had often offered help in training. Knowledge
about better ways to use his body, which Naruto had found out, was altered
slightly from Kyubi�s chakra constantly flowing through it. Advice on chakra
control, as it seems Kyubi was a beast that primarily used raw chakra, which
required even greater control then jutsu�s. Kyubi had even been advising Naruto
on how to go about snagging Jiraiya�s scrolls on sealing, saying that the
knowledge would be more useful than any jutsu he learned.

It had helped Naruto grow as a shinobi, and had also brought the two closer
together. Kyubi was someone who was willing to talk to him. True they mostly
enjoyed talking since both had no one else. But unlike all his other teachers,
Kyubi was patient in one regard. When Naruto didn�t understand as he had
trouble grasping a concept or even a meaning of a word, Kyubi explained. A
small part of Naruto had wondered if in another lifetime, Kyubi would have made
an excellent teacher to children, for a fearsome beast who supposedly went on
rampages killing people he was surprisingly patient.

But this? Kyubi layed in fronts of him a serious look on his face, his tails
lightly swaying. Naruto was unsure of what to say. He had come into the seal,
looking for conversation, and instead been sized up. Kyubi had begun to speak.
He had told Naruto that he was impressed with how he was handling the training.
That he found his growth to be acceptable and that Kyubi was almost proud of
him, and at least considered him less offensive a vessel for, he the great
Kyūbi no Yōk, in a round about way. Naruto was not someone use to
praise, in fact he had almost never received any in all his years that he could
remember.

As such, was it any surprise that Naruto reacted badly, by saying �What the
hell, since when did you get all mushy?�

Kyubi was offended, and Naruto was embarrassed.

(2) Fashion amongst the girls:
Naruto looked up at the cage
of Kyubi; he was unsure how to take this. After he had changed back into the
original orange jumpsuit he had worn for the past 14 years, he had gone to see
Kyubi. The furball had taken one look at the orange outfit and snarled. Both of
them had preferred the black shinobi pants and blue top as it has been serious
and intimidating all at once. But the fan girls, even now Naruto could not hold
back the shudders of fear and horror. He pushed those thoughts to the back of
his mind to focus on Kyubi again.

��I mean it would be perfect. A nice russet orange would look good with your
coloring, and it would blend in with the forest�(don�t give me that look), most
foxes are a orange russet not a red russet, and they are incredibly hard
animals to find in forest. Look at my own fur; it is not a true red but an
orange-red. It would also emphasize your power for those who know you are my
vessel; I mean I am the Great Demon Kitsune, a powerful and terrible Fire
Demon. If you wore red, it would only look good on you if it was a blood red,
and that would not suit either of us (you know I�m right). I mean blood red
would not represent chaos, fire and rage, blood red represents death, madness
and power. If you wore a nice russet orange that would so much better since you
draw to much attention in normal colors, and you seemed to be terrified of
those woman chasing you. But the orange jumpsuit, in neon orange, it has to go.
It is an eyesore, not to mention a horrible reflection on me. Luckily the only
other Bijou that has seen you was the sand boy, Shukaku�s host, and since they
are both screwed in the head, perhaps no one will know that my container wore
that tacky thing.�

Naruto listen as Kyubi kept going on, before finally smirking. He raised his
hands and subtly shifted his form into a version of his Oiroko no jutsu. A
16/17 year old girl with a body most women would kill for, long golden hair in
pigtails, barely fitting in the neon orange eyesore stood in front of the Kyubi
cage now. Naru-chan stood twirling a lock of hair around her fingers listening
to the Kyubi, nodding occasionally.

��So, what do you�Why are you in that form?� Kyubi was staring down at him now,
a confused tilt to his head.

�Well, nee-chan, since you were gabbing about fashion I thought I should be a
girl, cause you know that�s what women do�Fashion talk.� Naru-chan tilted her
head to the side. �I mean what guy worries about fashion?�

(3) Stop with the girl talk all ready�

His eye
kept twitching.

He knew that both Sakura and Kakashi had seen it and were curious. Luckily they
had not asked. Sai was in the rear guard position, or he also would have
noticed and end up making some horrible remark that would have driven Naruto
past his endurance. His eye kept twitching. Why you asked? Simple, it was the
annoying voice in his head. He fought the urge to roll his eyes, as the voice
kept yammering on.
'�I
mean if you think about it of the two Uchiha�s the older brother is obviously
the better choice. I mean take for instance the stances they take when
preparing to fight. The older one, Itachi, he stands with a sense of power and
dark foreboding of the horrors to come. The cloak, whether closed or open,
always billows dramatically. His features hide his purpose, his eyes whirling
the Sharingan imposingly. That hair of his pulled back and is always
immaculate, with the two locks on either side of his face bringing attention to
his looks.'

Naruto�s foot touched down on the tree and he pushed off to pull ahead of
Sakura, trying to control the urge to scream in aggravation.

'�but the younger one, that Sasuke you
keep chasing after. I mean really, he poses in that horrible fashioned outfit.
He looks like a gay pirate or something, especially with the rope that is
holding his clothes up in a butt bow. I mean come on, is his trying to draw
attention to the fact that his hair sticks out like a duck�s butt? Oh, and have
you seen what happens when he is agitated or angry? Unlike that brother of his
who you can sense no reaction to, (which I happen to think is excellent hiding
of his emotions) �'

He bit into his lip, trying not to draw blood, as he watched Kakashi move
slightly ahead of him.

'� and to use lighting all the time?
Hey, have you noticed that when he uses that Chidori, especially when in a
current, it�s because he has lost control of his anger? But what�s worse, his
hair gets so puffy and ruffled? Just like a chicken. I mean couldn�t you just
die? How embarrassing, why if his family was alive to see how GAY he was, wow,
they would just die in shame. How he plans to avenge them while bring disho-'

�We'll take a rest here.� Kakashi said stopping down on the ground below.
Naruto jumped down to join him. He nodded to Sakura who started pulling out
food for everyone, as Sai moved into the clearance.

�Naruto, you okay?�

Naruto looked to Kakashi and nodded, �Ah, just a small headache, let me rest
for a moment?� he asked moving to sit against a tree.

Ignoring everyone around him, he slid down a tree to relax, closing his eyes.
Ignoring Kyubi�s voice he willed himself into the mindscape where the seal was
located. Walking down the hallway still trying to ignore the furball as he kept
waxing on about the differences between Itachi and Sasuke, he took a deep
breath before moving to stand in front of the gates.

�Oi, Kyubi?� he called out, interrupting a small speech about Itachi has the
feel of a tragic hero, where Sasuke permeated the scent of a jealous child
throwing a tantrum.

�You want something, Gaki?� Kyubi asked
with a small smirk in his voice.

It was at this point Naruto realized that Kyubi was trying to piss him off. For
whatever reason he didn�t know but two could play at this game.
�In case you haven�t
noticed, I am on a mission; can you save the gossip fest till later?� Seeing
the Kyubi�s eyes narrowed, he smirked and let out a remark he knew would piss
the demon off. �I mean really are you sure you�re not female? You gossip like
one, hell you almost sound like a fan-girl comparing two hot men.�

At Kyubi�s pissed look, Naruto knew the rest of the mission would be either
quiet or hellish from the vengeance the demon would unleash.

TBC� More coming �.
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