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Too Many Drinks!	By : KoibitoFemme Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3538 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Kurai Kisu: Well once
again I got stood up by my ex. This is why I don't bother with
relationships anymore HPMH! I can get hit on at the bus stop even at
work but when I WANT attention I don't get it oh well I had more time
to write. So ur_bestfriend you seem to be or have been just as
tortured as I am right now. I haven't gained weight or had to go pick
up anything but I have had to deal with LESS food shes using it as an
excuse to do things she couldn't before its annoying but thats why I
am usually in my own little world and I leave aniki to deal with her
hehehe. I cooked today fried chicken, teriyaki noodles, and corn yes
people CORN. But anyways Kiko is definitely back and I decided to
give him a lil nice part so he will be in this chapter and the next
one. Oh and his dad is in this one too poor man.

Chapter 14:

The next day the
scarred man woke the household up with a huge breakfast, which the
blond greatly appreciated. Stunned eyes stared at him as he literally
inhaled the food.

“Um...is it
good?” Iruka asked trying to look unperturbed. The blond nodded
without looking up from his plate. Kakashi made a move to pat the boy
on the back but decided otherwise when a loud growl emitted from him.
The two parents looked at Gaara. The red head looked back at him
shrugging like it was the most normal thing.

“You should see
him when hes in a bad mood...” Kakashi threw his hands in the
air and left the table to get ready for the trip. Gaara watched his
boyfriend eat for a few more minutes before eating as well. Iruka
cleared the dishes from the table before washing them. The boys
finished eating shortly after cleaning their own dishes.

About an hour in a
half later, the four males walked into the mall. Iruka squealed in
excitement . He wasn't completely flaming but he always dreamed of
how nice it would be to have a little girl to fawn over. With Naruto
pregnant his dreams would be fulfilled, somewhat anyways. The
brunette looked at the others noticing how close the two semes seemed
to be getting along.

“So you have a
swing harness attached to your ceiling? Hmm, how does that work for
ya?” Iruka knew that tone. Whenever his husband used that voice
it meant a sleepless night for him. He had to break this up
immediately.

“It gives you a
great sense of domination....” Was the deadpanned response. The
conversation ended when Iruka cleared his throat rather loudly.
Kakashi laughed nervously patting the red head on the shoulder.

“A ha ha
yea....Gaara, lets go to that store I was talking about.” The
silver haired man hurriedly ushered the boy down a hall way; leaving
a disturbed lover and his catatonic son behind.

Elsewhere
In The Mall:

“Kiko for the last time, stop trying to give every kid you see
the Heimlich Maneuver!” A mother scolded, yanking the little
boy's hand. Behind them a sickly looking man followed close behind.
The family had just been reunited since the man was admitted into and
released from the ER a night ago. And dammit, his crotch still hurt.
The woman snapped a glare back at the man making him choke before
straightening himself. Kami, his son had a big mouth. Just then the
little boy stopped, pulling onto his mother's arm.

“Mommy! Look its the FAT fox I told you about. Now he's got on
a DRESS!! And boys aren't suppose to wear dresses and I know he's a
boy cause I saw his fire hose, it was wiggling around when the giant
panda was giving him the Him Lick Manoober!” The boy screamed
having to struggle with the big words his mother taught him. He
pointed at Naruto through the window of a maternity store. The woman
growled at her son yanking him again.

“Hush up, its not polite to yell. And I told you that foxes
have fur. They can't be naked or wear clothes!” She hissed.

“Well actually-” The father started but was silenced by
the pissed off look his wife shot at him. “Um...nevermind.”
He returned his gaze to the ground.

“But Mom. Look! Its him!! Wheres the Panda?!” Kiko
looked all about himself trying to locate the other rather large nude
animal he saw in the train. Finally looking up into the window, her
eyes bulged. The blond man in the window looked young and a little
round in that dress but he was still HOT... in that dress.
She grabbed some tissue from her purse and quickly covered her nose
as a few crimson drops crept out. Kiko looked up at her, grimacing.

“Papa was right about you...” The woman totally forgot
about the hot blond and refocused on her little child.

“Oh? What was he right about?” She side glanced at the
down trodden man. The man looked up at his wife then to the boy and
back.

“Oh shit....” He gulped. That damn boy was going to get
him turned into a eunuch.

“Papa said that you were no fun. Just a frigid witch and he
wished you would um...um..oh yea! And he wished you'd suck on his
lollipop more often cause thats what made him really fall in love
with you!” The woman looked back at her husband, eyes narrowed.
He looked back at her, eyes pleading. “He said you could suck a
golf ball through a water hose.” A whimper escaped his throat.

“I-I love you.” She growled, he whined. And Kiko further
learned who really wore the pants in the household. His mother
stormed off with his father running behind yelling 'Baby, baby
please!' Both leaving the boy behind. Now Kiko could actually talk to
the fox and find out if he was going to have puppies and if he could
have one.

Too bad he wasn't the only one anxious to talk to the blond.

Pale eyes targeted Naruto. He needed to feel superior again. Ever
since the incident with Iruka, everyone treated him like scum, which
he for some reason failed to understand why. Neji was a nice guy.
Hell, he stayed with the guy for over a year. That in its self was
proof enough.

“Look at this Naruto isn't it cute? Try it on!” Naruto
stood in front of his father looking miserable. There he was in a
light blue dress with frills at the end of the arms and at the bottom
of it. A matching bow choker clasped securely around this tan neck.
He hated it and he hated the embroidered baby lambs dancing about
over his belly. But that dress wasn't one of the worse, actually it
was one of the less elaborate ones. He couldn't wait till they could
leave this store.

“Ma...., Chichiue” He whined pitifully, his eyes huge
and teary.

“Naruto.” Iruka gave the blond a firm look. The boy once
again crumbled under the man's persistence. He took the pale yellow
shirt with frills all over it and the long white skirt and headed to
the dressing room. Oblivious of the two sets of eyes following his
every move. One excited to talk to him and the other curious as to
why the boy was dressing like a girl. A very prissy one at that.

Kiko was just about to run into the store and say hello; when a tall
pale brunette walked swiftly past him, almost knocking the poor boy
down. The man looked over his shoulder with a look of disgust at the
small boy, making the kid's skin feel so ice cold. Something about
the guy just scared the bejeesus out of him. So he decided he would
just wait.

Neji, entered the store keeping his eyes focused on the brunette man
sorting through various outfits and clothes racks, oblivious of the
long haired teenager creeping about. And Neji was oblivious of the
little boy quietly trailing him, spying on him.

Naruto grumbled as he slowly pulled his shirt off, “Stupid
pregnancy. I wouldn't have to go through this if it wasn't for Sakura
always experimenting on me. Dammit I can't believe I gotta dress like
a girl.”

Neji
heard the blond's qualms, his lavender eyes brightening at this new
information. Naruto was a medical discovery. At first, he was just
going to use the boy to boost his ego but now.... He could be famous!
MAN'S MALE LOVER PREGNANT! He could see it now, his face all over
newspapers and magazines. People would flock to him, admiring the
brunette, begging for his acknowledgment, paying just to have a few
words with him about everything. And although he had no idea
who the father was, he knew that he could easily sway the blond and
remove the sperm donor's influence. He would claim the kid to be his
own and further astound the public. They would sympathize with him,
labeling him as having an understanding and accepting nature.
Redemption in the publics eye would be so easy. All he had to do was
make the blond his again, and that didn't seem like a task in the
least bit. After all, Naruto was in love with him; he was the one who
took the tan boy's innocence in the first place.

Neji waited
for the right moment when Iruka wasn't facing the dressing room. The
brunette turned noticing a powder blue shawl. Neji quickly slipped
through the curtain and into the stall Naruto was changing in. Kiko
didn't really need to sneak since he was so short so he just ran into
the room and leaned close to the door he saw the long hair disappear
into.

“So...you're
pregnant?” A voice spoke behind the blond. The tan boy
stiffened. He looked up at the mirror to see the familiar lavender
eyes staring back at him. It was Neji and he looked absolutely the
same. Even the over confident smug smile that use to enchant the boy
but now just pissed him off.

“Neji...”
The pale boy walked further into the small room. He smirked
confidently. Yea he still had an affect on the boy. Like he assumed
before, this would be easy.

“So
nice that someone remembers me. You look great other than certain
new...developments.” The blond glared at him. All the closed
wounds in his heart, reopening. He gritted his teeth; his body
getting tense by the Hyuuga's presence.

“What
are you doing here? Didn't you learn anything when my dad had that
little visit with you?” Naruto smirked when he saw Neji flinch.
Obviously the brunette had not forgotten the encounter with the
blond's parent. It would also explain why he was in the dressing room
with him instead of just walking up to the boy out in the store. For
a moment Naruto wondered if Iruka or for that matter Gaara knew that
Neji was there. Most likely they didn't because Iruka would have
personally introduced the boy to the trunk of his car and left him
there for a few days. The thought brought a pleased look onto his tan
face. Neji narrowed his eyes, moving closer to Naruto. This was not
good..

Kurai Kisu:
Sorry if this is short but I wanted to save the big parts for the
next chapter and since I don't have work tomorrow I am hoping to push
out a big chapter. Kiko saves the day. Gaara shows his well known
traits and Kiko's dad fears going home with his wife. Oh and I am as
happy as a fat cat! My aniki brought me some coffee flavored ice
cream YAY. Well until later I hope this was a good enough fix by the
way.
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