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Sinful Tales of Konoha	By : Retsinnal Category: Naruto > General Views: 126829 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 4
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Chapter 13 – First Date
Sunday Training With Jiraiya

Jiraiya woke up early the next morning, which was something Jiraiya often did on Sundays, which was mainly in order to be ready for Naruto and Konohamaru whenever they show up. That is to avoid giving them the opportunity to prank him while he is asleep. Naruto and Konohamaru are expected to come to his place today, just like any other Sunday, so that they can either train together or do some interesting research related shenanigans, within the village. Research is basically the three of them peeking on women at places where they would wear little to no clothes, such as lakes, rivers and bath houses, and sometimes they are even peeking through their windows into their bedrooms. Their research is a very important matter, especially for Jiraiya, who uses their research missions as a way to come up with new ideas for his Icha Icha book series. It's hard work being an author and a super pervert.

After taking his morning piss, Jiraiya got into the living room, then screamed at the three girls who had slept in there that night, to go home. He warned them that Naruto and Konohamaru could show up at his house any minute now, which resulted in the three of them hurrying to change back into their regular outfits, before fleeing the scene. With a yell of “See you tomorrow, Jiraiya-sama!” courtesy of Sakura, and a yell of “Let's do this again sometime, Ero-sennin!”, courtesy of Ino, the three friends finally left his house.

It's a good thing they did, because not even five minutes later, Naruto and Konohamaru showed up at Jiraiya's front door, bringing an extra brat with them even. And it was that damn brat that Jiraiya can't stand, the nerdy four eyed boob obsessed poser of a pervert, Udon.

Naruto himself had woken up about fifteen minutes ago. He left Kurenai's apartment after giving her a kiss on the cheek. He didn't want to wake her up, seeing as they had been up most of the night last night, having sex. Naruto had barely slept two hours before he woke up, and while he would be just fine with going with little to no sleep for a day or two, he knew that Kurenai needed to rest much longer than that, after that wild night.

Instead of going home right away, Naruto went to fetch Konohamaru at the Sarutobi clan compound instead. He wanted to tell Konohamaru to cover for him by lying to his mom where he had slept last night, knowing that she would be asking him about that again. When he got to Konohamaru's home, he found Konohamaru and Udon waiting for him. Udon begged him to join them today, which Naruto agreed to, since he knew that Jiraiya doesn't like him. That's pretty much the only reason why he was allowed to join them, since Naruto would take any opportunity to piss that man off. Especially since he failed to cover for him the last time that he slept at Kurenai's, but also forced him to come with him on that trip to Tanzaki Quarters.

As for Udon, his only reason for wanting to join the pervert trio on their religious day of training and doing research, was because that might give him a slight chance to see Tsunade again. Being at Naruto's house or Jiraiya's house, would probably give him the highest chance of seeing her again, and her gigantic set of melons. Unless he starts bothering her or stalking her at her house that is, which he has no plans on doing.

After having dealt with Sakura and her annoying two friends yesterday, and now seeing that Naruto had brought along another annoying brat, Jiraiya was no longer in the mood for research. No he was in the mood for punishment. Due to that, Jiraiya decided to train the three of them normally the whole day, while making sure all three of them got a really good work out. He also took out some steam on Naruto, by sparring against him. Jiraiya won that spar, and celebrated as if he had become the ninja world champion. He was just glad to see that Naruto had not surpassed him in all areas in life, as he was still a little bit upset about no longer being the owner of the biggest baseball bat in the world.

After training until about 7:30 PM in the evening, Jiraiya told them that they were finished and would end their day of training with a joint bath in one of the natural hot springs located in Minato's and Kushina's backyard. This particular hot spring is located very close to Jiraiya's house.

Jiraiya, Naruto and Udon had already gotten into the water, enjoying the warm and relaxing bath. In the meantime, Jiraiya saw Konohamaru acting weird, walking around with a towel covering his waist and was seemingly hesitant to join them. He was acting as if he had something to be ashamed of or be embarrassed about, for just taking a bath with fellow guys. That didn't sit well with Jiraiya, in fact it was damn right weird in his opinion.

“What's that about brat?” Jiraiya said nodding at his groin “Just let it hang free, we're all men here.”

“He does that at school also, I don't know what the big deal is.” Udon, the little nerd who Jiraiya doesn't have very high opinion of, said. He was only with them today because Naruto had decided to let him join them on their Sunday adventures for one day.

“Mind your own business Udon!” Konohamaru snapped as he stepped closer to the water.

Naruto then leaned out of the hot springs, towards Konohamaru and grabbed a hold of his towel before saying “Stop being weird and gay, like the old perv said, we're all men here.”

“Stop it!” Konohamaru said in an futile attempt to get Naruto to stop pulling at his towel. Naruto yanked the towel down, revealing Konohamaru's third leg. Konohamaru stared at the ground in embarrassment “See, I'm a freak” he said in a dejected tone.

Jiraiya burst out into hysterical laughter at what he saw. Konohamaru was definitely one of them, he belonged in the pervert trio. Because what he had between his legs, was most likely the currently third longest dick in the elemental nations. What made it even more absurd, was that his dick seemed to be thicker than his and Naruto's.

Udon gasped “Holy macaroni, that's one big dick you got there, Konohamaru-chan!”

“Bwahaha!” Jiraiya laughed loudly as he stood up “That's nothing, look at this one” he then showed his own monster, the one that used to be the largest monster without any real competition, before Naruto grew one of his own. By showing his own, he hoped Konohamaru wouldn't worry about something so stupid such as having a big or small dick. Dick size was overrated anyway, especially when they are as big as Jiraiya's. Even very experienced prostitutes at brothels has turned him down due to being scared of it's size.

Naruto, who seemingly had the same thoughts as Jiraiya, stood up as well and showed his own monster “Don't be embarrassed about who you are, Kon, if you are a freak, then we all are”

Konohamaru was shocked, he had thought he was some kind of freak of nature since everyone else in his class was so much smaller. Yet, here he had his boss and Ero-sennin, showing off their even bigger poles, as if it's nothing. Although, it seemed like he still had the thickest one.

“Hell, am I the weird one?” Udon asked jokingly which got a chuckle out of the rest of them.

“No one is weird, just sit down and enjoy the bath now” Naruto said with frown, having had enough of their little dick show.

“The brat is right for once, get in here Konohamaru” Jiraiya said with a smirk. Konohamaru got in the bath with grin. Konohamaru seemed to relax as he joined them for a warm and relaxing bath.

Jiraiya couldn't help but poke a little fun at him though, as he turned to Naruto and yelled out “Looks like we got another bat in the club!”

Even Naruto couldn't help himself as he joined Jiraiya in laughter, leaving a beet red Konohamaru to glare at them. Jiraiya's laughter stopped when he realized that it's very likely that Konohamaru is going to outgrow him as well. That means that he will soon have third place, when it comes to having the largest dick in the world. Normally he wouldn't have a problem with anyone being bigger than him, in fact it would just make him feel more normal if another freak of nature like him existed, but it did sting a bit, due to it being these two. Since he is pretty sure that Naruto is going to surpass him as a ninja as well in the future, he will at least make sure to not allow the other one to do so. He can't let them outperform him in everything. What kind of teacher and leader of the pervert trio, would he be to them then?
Others

Earlier that Sunday, Shizune had a short meeting with Minato in his office. The meeting itself wasn't that important, as Minato mostly talked to her about her new job position. At least now she knew what her work hours are. It is what Shizune decided to do after the meeting that she considered to be a lot more important. After making some preparations, she swallowed a pill, which is that drug she has been working on, which goal is to remove the memory of who ever consumes it, for the next ten hours.

That is the only thing it is supposed to do, as it shouldn't effect who ever consumes the pill any other way, meaning that she should be able to go about her day as usual after consuming it. But this is why she is testing it on herself, in order to make sure that it works as intended, and won't give her any unsuspected or dangerous side effects. As to not completely waste her whole day, she spent the whole day cleaning and fixing up her and Tsunade's house, along with doing some gardening in their front and backyard. She wanted to make sure that at least their house didn't look like it was abandoned, unlike the neighboring old Senju homes. She could do some cleaning just fine, even though she won't remember doing it tomorrow, if her drug actually works.

Moegi visited the Ichiraku Ramen stand today, where she ate her lunch and gossiped with Ayame. There wasn't much shocking news that Ayame had to tell her this time, but Ayame did request that Moegi keeps her eyes open in school. Now that the end of the school year is nearing, and the seniors are soon to graduate, it is not uncommon at all for some of the poorly performing students to use questionable methods in an attempt to raise their grades, or to help them graduate.

One of the most common methods for female students to improve their grades and chances to graduate, is to seduce and have sex with one of their male teachers. That is what Ayame wanted Moegi to keep an eye out for, as she knows it has happened every year since she has had the title of Konoha's gossip queen. Ayame wants to keep tabs on who will become the next sluts who she and her friends can continue to spy on them and gossip about them.

Shikamaru and Kiba have been reminded about their problems this weekend, in regards to their troublesome mothers. Shikamaru felt almost as if his mom threatened him today, as she had told him “If you don't put in some effort to at least try to ask out some girls before Thursday evening, then you will find out just how scary your troublesome mom can be!”.

That was how she said good night to him this Sunday evening. As for Kiba, he didn't have any strange conversations with his mom. He just kept hearing Tsume and Hana arguing about the same issue over and over again. It was really starting to stress him out now, as the day of Hana's birthday was coming closer. Her birthday is on Saturday, in about a week, meaning that Kiba is running out of time. He is now going to try harder to convince Naruto to ask her out, even if it's just for a date as friends. Maybe that can help to convince his mom that Hana shouldn't jump into the kennels with the dogs, since she would be dating Konoha's most wanted and most popular man. If that doesn't work, then he doesn't know what to do. But he has to do something, because he doesn't want his sweet, kind and lovely sister, to be forced into taking on her Inuzuka clan leader duties.
A New School Nurse

The following day, Monday, Tsunade and Shizune did not waste any time as they got right into organizing the health checks of all the students at the ninja academy. The teachers had been informed about their new nurse, and about the health checks, which they then told their students about. Those who knows Shizune personally, such as Naruto and Ino, doesn't mind having her as a nurse, but to most people she is a complete stranger. She would later on during the day, after having shown herself as she walked through the school building, become very popular among the male students, as she is a very attractive woman. That kinda pissed off some of the female students, who got jealous of all of the attention she got. Shizune on the other hand was all smiles today, as her drug had proven to work exactly as intended. She had yet to discover any bad side effects from having taken it yesterday either. In fact, she felt great today.

The news of the full body check ups at the end of their school day, which every single student at school had to be present for and get done at the school infirmary, was news that some students were less comfortable with than others. The fact that their new head doctor, the world famous sannin, Tsunade Senju, would be present during the check ups, did not help help to calm down those that were nervous about the check ups.

At the end of the school day, as the students were lined up waiting for their turn to get their check up done, two of those students who are nervous about the check ups, were currently standing very close to each other. Not out of choice, for one of them, as the two in question are, Sakura, who is currently getting her ass spanked by the other person who is nervous bout the check ups, Konohamaru, in front of everyone.

The reason Konohamaru is nervous is because of the same reason why he didn't want to bath naked with his friends yesterday. He still has something of a complex about his unusual large penis size, and since he knows that Tsunade will be in there, and might see it, he fears that she might make fun of him for it. He wouldn't be the least bit surprised if she starts laughing loudly, before yelling about how big it is for the whole school to hear, calling him a freak of nature and things like that. He has seen how she takes any chance to make a fool of, or make fun of Jiraiya and Naruto, at Naruto's house. She's one scary old drunken hag, in Konohamaru's opinion.

Sakura on the other hand, is very sensitive when it comes to her body, especially when it comes to showing it to others. Mainly it's her chest size that makes her anxious. She knows that she is smaller than pretty much everyone else in her class, and some of them already make fun of her for it. Especially Ino. That's even though Ino might be the second smallest in their class, when it comes to chest size. But it's also well known that a lot of kunoichi are known to be late bloomers, and there is a high chance that Ino, even though she is a young adult already, is one of those late bloomers, whose chest will grow to be about as big as her mom's chest, whose size is easy double D's. Tsunade was another late bloomer, who Jiraiya used to call a flat chest back in the day when they first graduated. She showed him by growing the biggest set of titties most people has ever laid eyes upon.

As for Sakura, she doesn't have that late blooming thing to fall back on. Her mom's breasts aren't that big, as they are maybe double B's if you are generous. Sakura's might grow to be a little bit bigger than they are now, but she knows that she will never be a girl with a huge bust. Due to this, she isn't looking forward to exposing herself like that to Tsunade or Shizune, who is pretty much strangers to her. While she knows that they most likely won't make fun of her, like her classmates, she is still nervous about the whole thing. She wasn't getting any happier now that Konohamaru thought it was a good time to start spanking her in front of everyone.

“Cut it out, I don't want to deal with your bullshit today, Konohamaru-kun” Sakura said with an angry frown. Ino laughing at them and calling out “Get a room, you two!” didn't improve Sakura's mood.

“You're no fun” Konohamaru said as he walked away from her with a disappointed expression. He had kinda hoped that Sakura would start chasing him around, so that he could escape this stupid health check.

“Well done” Naruto acknowledged when Konohamaru walked passed him and the rest of the seniors.

“Thanks, boss!” Konohamaru responded with a grin.

“Damn, that sucks. I was hoping to see her beat you up again, is she sick or something?” Kiba said with a chuckle. He had tried doing something similar to Sakura after seeing Naruto and Konohamaru's many pranks on her and other girls. The first time he tried was also his last. He would rather not feel that pain in his groin again, which was the result of Sakura kicking his nuts in. She had never been that brutal with Konohamaru or Naruto before, though.

“I kinda wanted a fight, I'm bored as hell” Konohamaru said with a chuckle.

“Then you should have gone for Ino-chan instead. She wouldn't have let you off that easily” Naruto said with an evil grin.

“Fuck no, only you can get away with that since she goes easy on you, boss!” Konohamaru said with a giggle.

Naruto nodded proudly “Very wise words, pick your targets wisely.”.

Konohamaru then walked back to his classmates and joined Moegi and Udon in the line of people waiting for their turn.

Sakura and Konohamaru's friends weren't really nervous about the check ups. For some of them it was just annoying, and for some it was a blessing as this check up was done during the last period of the school day, meaning that they had gotten out of what they think is a boring regular lesson. Then there is Naruto who couldn't care less, as anything done in the academy is pretty much a waste of time in his opinion. He just wants to get this crap done with so that he can get out of here in order to get some real training in.

Then there is Udon, who kinda hopes it will be Shizune who will do his check up, since the thought of having Tsunade of all people seeing him completely naked, was kinda embarrassing. Mainly because he has his impossible and unrealistic crush on her. If only he had a giant meat stick between his legs like the members of pervert trio does, then he would at least have something show off to that beautiful big breasted goddess. The pervert trio, being Konohamaru, Naruto and Jiraiya, all have gigantic penises, as Udon learned yesterday when he took a bath with them.

Students then started entering the infirmary, with the seniors going first. Sakura was able to get hers done by a noticeably irritated Shizune, who did her check up quickly and professionally, and Sakura ended up not feeling embarrassed about it all. The reason for Shizune's irritation, is because she and Tsunade is splitting the check ups, with Shizune doing all the girls check ups, while Tsunade gets what Shizune considers to be the “fun part”, as she will do the check ups on the guys.

Once it was Naruto's turn, something happened that made Konohamaru turn blue, as his fears became a reality. He heard a laugh coming from the infirmary along with a rather excited yell of “Oh my, you sure are a healthy brat, Naruto!”.

This caused the girls in line to blush, as they could just imagine the view that Tsunade had now, as they all realized that she was looking at fully naked Naruto, who they all admire and have crushes on.

“Can I go now, granny!?” an annoyed Naruto yelled back at her, as he started putting on his clothes again.

Tsunade licked her lips as she stared at a dick that had to be even bigger than Jiraiya's, for the last time before Naruto was able to get his underwear on. Him being the owner of such a huge tool, certainly didn't make Naruto less appealing in her eyes. Oh what she would do for a night alone with him.

“I'm going to be your personal doctor from now on” Tsunade said with a grin, and even gave him an eye wink “You can leave now, Naruto-kun, we're done here. You are perfectly healthy”.

With a twitching eyebrow, Naruto put his clothes back on and then hurried out of the infirmary as Tsunade closed her eyes and smiled. Uzumaki Naruto are going to make many women happy one day, she was sure of it. And she was going to be one of them, one way or another. That was something she was even more sure of.

When Naruto got out of the infirmary, he was officially disturbed. He looked pissed, as he passed Udon and Konohamaru who still waited outside. He put a hand on Konohamaru's shoulder and spoke through gritted teeth “It's a damn curse, what we have” then left without any word.

That didn't help to sate Konohamaru's nervousness at all. It was soon his turn, as he is going in after Udon, who is entering now. He was in there noticeably longer than the others, and Konohamaru who stood closest to the door, overheard a few things.

When Udon entered the infirmary, which had pretty much been split in two as they had a white curtain in the middle of the room. The other side was used for the girls check up. Tsunade smiled when she saw who came next. This was another one she was interested to find out more about. This is the brat who she doesn't know if she should call brave or stupid, considering that he had been the one to blatantly stare at her chest that whole evening, at Tanzaki Quarters. Luckily for Udon, Tsunade doesn't hate perverts as much as people thinks she does, as long as they are much younger than her.

She started doing the normal check ups, while Udon blushed and sweated a lot, while keeping his eyes on Tsunade's cleavage, without even realizing it. Tsunade cleared her throat “Eyes up here”.

“Sorry” Udon said sheepishly, before staring at the ground.

“Everything seems fine so far, I will need you to undress to check the rest” Tsunade instructed with a neutral expression, trying not to look to excited about seeing another young man's penis. She had seen quite a few today, some of which were more appealing to her than others, such as Naruto's.

Udon nodded, before he started undressing, while Tsunade read his file. There was a note there about Udon having to leave class often to use the bathroom. That was kinda strange, Tsunade thought.

She took a glance at Udon once he was naked, standing in front of her while blushing. A quiet laugh escaped Tsunade's mouth as she glanced at his dick, causing Udon to blush even more as he tried to cover himself up using his hands. He wasn't big, but that wasn't the reason he had caught Tsunade's attention. It was something else, a theory she has about him. (1).

Tsunade then continued her check up while asking Udon a few questions “Tell me Udon-kun, how often have you gone to the bathroom to pee today?”.

“D-Don't know, maybe five or six times?” Udon stuttered out nervously, as he was still in a state of undress in front of his unrealistic crush.

“I see, do you need a napkin?” Tsunade asked, as she had noticed that Udon's nose started getting runny.

“Sure, thanks” Udon said as Tsunade went over to a desk and got a paper napkin for him.

“Do you have a cold?” Tsunade asked.

Udon shook his head “No”.

“Then why is your nose runny?” Tsunade asked.

“I don't know, it always kinda is” Udon responded nervously.

Tsunade hummed in thought “Hmm, you can put your clothes back on now, but I still have a few questions for you”.

“Okay” Udon said, happy and eager to get his clothes back on again.

“Do you drool a lot?” Tsunade asked.

Udon nodded “Yes, especially when I sleep”.

“Do you need to go to the bathroom often to take a number two as well?” Tsunade asked with a chuckle, hoping he realized she was talking about him having to go take a poop, without her having to spell it out.

“No, maybe just once a day, sometimes more depending of I have an upset stomach” Udon said, as he continued to be very nervous. He was wondering what all these questions were about, and why it felt like he had been in here much longer than the others. Was there something wrong with him?

“Well, that's normal at least” Tsunade thought, as she rested her right hand against her chin, as she stared at Udon with what he thought was a very beautiful smile.

“Udon-kun, you are perfectly healthy and very fit to be a ninja, but I believe you have a condition which makes your body produce more bodily fluids than is normal. Don't worry, that's nothing that should stand in the way of you becoming a ninja” Tsunade said, smiling at him the same way.

“Okay, Tsunade-sama” a slightly dejected Udon, replied. That meant that there may be something wrong wit him after all.

“It's a blessing if you ask me, don't be upset” Tsunade said with a chuckle.

“Yes, Tsunade-sama” Udon said, cheering up a little when he heard that, even though he had no idea what she meant by that.

Tsunade wasn't even sure if her theory was correct either. She sure didn't mind finding out though. Udon had just gotten a lot more interesting to her now. After Udon left the infirmary, grinning from ear to ear, which Konohamaru figured had to do with him being able to sneak some glances at old granny's chest, it was now Konohamaru's turn. He and Moegi entered at the same time. Moegi went directly to the other side covered by the curtains, where Shizune would do her check up, while Konohamaru walked up to Tsunade, who asked him to sit down.

His check up started out normally, as she checked his heartbeat, balance and all that normal stuff he was used to. That is until he was asked to remove all his clothes, which was when he noticed that was Tsunade blatantly stared at his groin.

“Oh my, seems like you and Naruto are more alike than I thought” Tsunade said with a giggle.

Konohamaru frowned “Okay.. But I'm healthy and everything is fine with me, right?”

Tsunade patted him on the stomach “You are perfectly healthy, big man!” she said with a loud laugh “You can get dressed again, we are done here.”.

As Konohamaru put his clothes back on, Tsunade just sat there, watching him as he got dressed with a smirk on her pretty face. To Konohamaru it seemed almost as if she was checking him out or something. When Konohamaru had gotten his clothes back on, he hastily fled out of the infirmary after that, happy that it was finally over with. But Tsunade told him the same thing she had told Naruto, before he had managed to get out of the door “I'll be your personal doctor from now on, Konohamaru-kun”.

“Whatever” was Konohamaru's nonchalant response to that, before he fled out into the hall way. The only good part about school today, was that their school day ended early. After their check ups, they were free to go home.

When Konohamaru left, Tsunade couldn't help but drool slightly as she imagined herself on bed with both Konohamaru and Naruto. Hell, she would even let the last member of the pervert trio join in on that fun, if it meant she could be with those two. She forgot about her fun fantasy as the next student entered the infirmary. This would just be the start of her long day of work, as she would be working late afternoon until late evening in the hospital later. With a sigh, Tsunade continued on with the health check ups.

Konohamaru, who now understood why Naruto looked so disturbed earlier, and fully understood what he meant with that “What we have is a curse” comment, had found Naruto waiting for him outside the ninja academy.

“Hey boss, waiting for someone?” Konohamaru said as he ran up to him.

“Yes, I'm waiting for you. Come on, let's hang out today” Naruto said as he started walking, without waiting for Konohamaru's answer.

“Sure, boss!” Konohamaru answered, which was what Naruto expected.

Naruto figured Konohamaru must have dealt with the same bullshit with Tsunade that he did. It was kind of disturbing how Tsunade blatantly checked him out like that. She had been looking at his most valuable possession the same way that Jiraiya would leer at lightly clothed or fully nude women. Since she likes to remind everyone how much she hates perverts like Jiraiya, Naruto can't help but think that she is a little bit hypocritical. As to help himself and Konohamaru forget about that disturbing encounter with “granny Tsunade” of all people, he thought the best thing to do was to just hang out with Konohamaru today and have some fun.

The two of them headed back to Naruto's parents property, without knowing that one of Naruto's classmates was heading in the same direction. That classmate was Sakura, who was going over to Jiraiya's place to train as she does pretty much every day, except Sundays. When she arrived at Jiraiya's house, she found Jiraiya peek out from his front door. When he saw her, he jumped out of the door, then started sprinting away from her, with his hands up in the air.

“Leave me alone already, you damn brat!” he yelled comically, as he ran away in haste, as if his life depended on it

“Stupid pervert!” Sakura yelled before chasing after him. They had played this game before and she always won.

About an hour after running away from Sakura, Jiraiya had stopped at Naruto's training spot at the end of the gigantic backyard. He found Naruto there together with Konohamaru, both looking as if something was bothering them.

Jiraiya walked up to them and asked “What's the matter brats? Something happened in school?”.

Naruto nodded “Yeah, you could say that. We had health check ups in school today. Granny Tsunade did ours, and she was drooling when she checked up on me.. It's gonna give me nightmares, dattebayo” Naruto said as he turned blue, hanging his head dejectedly.

“Yeah, she did that to me too” Konohamaru said nodding in agreement to what Naruto had just said.

“Good Lord, I should have known..” Jiraiya said scratching the back of his head “The two of you should probably be a bit on guard around her”

“What do you mean?” Naruto asked, tilting his head in confusion.

“Yeah, Granny doesn't seem that bad” Konohamaru added, once again nodding in agreement with whatever Naruto says.

“No she isn't, but I still feel like I have to warn you because I know something about Tsunade-hime that very few people know about. It all starts back when we were teenagers..” Jiraiya said. He then told them about Tsunade and Nawaki. He also told them that he was pretty sure that Tsunade had a thing for younger guys.

Considering that these two brats are a bit different from the rest, which wasn't just Naruto's popularity, they have an actual reason to be a bit on guard around her. The thing they share with Jiraiya, other than being perverts? That would obviously be the the other thing the pervert trio has in common, their unrealistically huge penises.

After hearing the story about Tsunade and Nawaki, and what happened to them today, they seemingly agreed with Jiraiya to be a bit on guard around Tsunade, unless they actually wanted to get in bed with the beautiful sannin, which would be a nightmare for Jiraiya. He couldn't even imagine that one of the brats he is mentoring, would be banging the love of his life.

After hearing Jiraiya's story, Naruto and Konohamaru agreed with what Jiraiya said, it may be best to be a bit on guard around her, after all. Unless they want to end up in the same bed as Granny Tsunade that is.

Their conversation came to a halt when Jiraiya noticed someone approaching Naruto's training spot. Jiraiya immediately knew that it was Sakura coming towards them, looking for him. He quickly used the transformation technique to transform into a small rock, to hide from her. He hoped that he could count on his loyal students to not tell on him.

Sakura walked up to them, smiling brightly when she saw Naruto “Naruto-kun, is Jiraiya-sama here? I thought I heard his voice” she said as she caught her breath. She had been running around looking for him.

“Yeah, over there” Naruto said nodding towards the rock that Jiraiya had transformed himself into. Naruto considered this to be more payback, due to Jiraiya not covering for him when he slept at Kurenai's place.

“I think he is trying to avoid you, Sakura-chan” Konohamaru added with a grin.

“Stupid brats, I'll remember this!” Jiraiya thought as he canceled out the transformation. He glared at Naruto and Konohamaru “Thanks for nothing, brats..” he said sarcastically.

“That's what you get for not covering for me when I need it, you lousy old pervert!” Naruto yelled back at him.

“What the fuck are you talking about!?” Jiraiya barked at him, as Sakura pulled him along, by dragging his arm. He actually had no idea what Naruto was on about. He doesn't know anything about Naruto and his new girlfriend, and if he did, he certainly wouldn't mind covering for him. In fact, he would be delighted and proud of his star student, for getting such a beauty as his girlfriend.

"Let's go train, Jiraiya-sama!" Sakura said in an excited tone, as she dragged him with her. In reality she was furious and was going to let him hear about it as soon as they got back to Jiraiya's house.

“Yeah.. Sounds good, I was just about to go find you” Jiraiya lied, while chuckling awkwardly. He then turned around to glare the two again, letting them know that he would get them back for this. After getting back to Jiraiya's house, and Sakura had given Jiraiya a piece of her mind about him trying to avoid her, they continued to train like normal for the rest of the day.

After Sakura and Jiraiya had taken their leave, Konohamaru turned to Naruto “Shall we continue, boss?”

Naruto nodded “We are done with the boring chakra control training, let's move on to hand to hand combat”

Konohamaru grinned as he got into his fighting pose “Ready when you are, boss!”

“Training with a friend today, Naruto-kun?” Konohamaru heard someone say behind him. He jumped in surprise as he had not even noticed that person arriving. He turned around to see Kurenai Yuuhi sitting on a large rock. In her hands she had a small book which she had already opened a page of, looking as if she was about to read it.

“Yeah, I'm teaching Kon some stuff” Naruto said scratching the back of his head, smiling warmly at her.

“Kurenai-san? What are you doing out here?” Konohamaru asked, not expecting to see his uncle's girlfriend at Naruto's secret training spot in the middle of nowhere.

“Hey there Konohamaru-kun, I'm just here to read, it's my favorite spot out here. It's so peaceful and quiet” Kurenai explained with a chuckle. In reality she was here to see if Naruto wanted to come back to her place, but she wasn't going to do so now that he was busy training with his best friend. Her bed would still be there for her and Naruto to use later tonight, so there was no need for her to interfere with their training.

“She is here pretty often for some reason, but she doesn't bother me or interrupt my training, so it's fine with me” Naruto said as he took a fighting position as well “Let's get started!”.

“Yes sir!” Konohamaru said, before the two of them started their hand to hand combat spar.

The two of them then trained for the rest of the day together, while Kurenai sat on that rock to the side, reading the whole time or watching them train with a smile on her face. She didn't mind looking at Konohamaru either, since he is the only guy apart from Naruto who she has ever had anything resembling an attraction for.

When Konohamaru got back home later in the evening, and told his grandfather why he had missed his dancing lessons and usual training, he was rewarded rather than punished when Hiruzen heard who he had trained with. Hiruzen told him they could eat whatever he wanted that night, which ended up being Ichiraku's ramen, since Konohamaru had kind of inherited Naruto's and Kushina's fondness of that meal.

After Konohamaru had left, and before Naruto went home to eat dinner with his parents, he and Kurenai made plans to see each other at her place again after Naruto had eaten. This time, when Kurenai greeted him at the door, she wore even less clothes than when she wore that blue Uzumaki themed bikini the last time. In fact, she didn't have a single piece of clothing on her. After quickly getting into her apartment and closing the door, in order to make sure that no other man saw his woman that way, Naruto took Kurenai to her living room and fucked her senseless in a doggy style position on her couch for a few hours.

He did not stay over this time though, as he was very adamant about needing to get back home before midnight. Kurenai knew the reason, which was the overprotective Kushina. Even though she would have preferred to have Naruto stay over again, she also didn't mind not having Kushina coming looking for him and finding him in her apartment like this. Kushina would probably kill her if she did, or at the very least beat her close to the point of death. Or at least, that's what Kurenai and Naruto is scared of happening, having no clue how Kushina would react if she were to actually discover their relationship. They both agreed it was better to play it safe for now, though. As such, Naruto came back home to sleep in his room, before midnight.
Playing Ninja

The next day, Tuesday, Konohamaru and his friends was trying to find Naruto after school so that they could either train with him or play ninja with him. This time he had no luck in finding him, as Naruto was not waiting for him outside the academy. Naruto had gone directly to Kurenai's apartment to finish what he started last night. To Konohamaru and his friends, that meant that Naruto was not to be found anywhere, since he wasn't any any of the usual places they could find him at. After having looked for him at his usual training spot, Moegi came with a suggestion.

"Let's find Kushina-sama and play ninja with her!" Moegi said in an excited tone.

Speaking of Moegi, she has been keeping her eyes open at the ninja academy, and gone out of her way to look for suspicious behavior between senior girls and male teachers. So far she hasn't seen or heard anything about such a relationship going on. But she did have something else to tell Ayame about, which may not be as exciting news, but was still very strange. It had to do with Shikamaru, who out of nowhere had asked out two girls in his class. Both of the girls are rather unpopular and they aren't very attractive either for that matter. They both harshly rejected Shikamaru's offer to go out with him though. That was something Shikamaru had expected, but at least he had tried to get a girlfriend now, and he hoped that would be enough to satisfy his nagging mother.

That was what Moegi thought was worth mentioning to Ayame, the fact that Shikamaru, the laziest guy in school, was now making an effort to get himself a girlfriend. Or at least, so it appeared to Moegi and others.

Konohamaru liked that idea, as spending time with Kushina in any kind of fashion always sounded great to him “Sounds fun, let's go find her, kore!” he responded in an excited tone. They didn't have to go far to search for her, as they found her along with Tsunade, sitting on the veranda at the back of Kushina's house, drinking coffee.

“Ara ara, I was just about to invite the three of you over” Kushina said with a grin, when she saw them. Kushina and and Tsunade got up and made their way over to them. Tsunade couldn't help but smirk at the way Kushina acted, going full "ara ara mode" on them. The only reason Tsunade was with Kushina, was because she would rather enjoy a cup of coffee in her company, than waste her whole day in her office at the hospital. She is already started to get sick of her new work.

"What are you inviting them over for?" Tsunade asked with a raised eyebrow.

"We're playing ninja, you know the game the old sleazebag, Hiruzen, invented” Kushina answered with a frown, due to just mentioning that old pervert.

Tsunade smiled when she heard that, having played that game as well in the past with her younger brother and his friends. “I haven't played that game in decades, mind if I join you?”

“Not at all, the more the merrier, right guys?” Kushina said, smiling at the Konohamaru corps.

"Yeah!” Udon said excitedly, as the other two nodded. With Tsunade there it would certain get more "merrier", Udon thought with a perverted grin. His eyes were already plastered on Tsunade's cleavage.

As they organized the game by forming teams and clarifying the rules for Tsunade, Udon kept blatantly staring at Tsunade's chest, without any shame, the whole time. Tsunade also noticed it but she pretended not to. She figured Kushina must be getting worried that Tsunade would deal with him the same way she usually dealt with pervert, by pummeling them into the ground. Tsunade had no such plans though, as she had other intentions for Udon.

When they started playing, the group of five split into two teams. One team was the attackers, whose job it was to steal one of Kushina's instant ramen packages, which was placed in the backyard, near the house. The attackers starting position was located further down south in the stupidly large backyard, closer to Jiraiya's home. The first game had the girls as attackers vs the defending boys, a game that ended fast as Kushina and Tsunade never really learned how to go easy on people. Moegi was overjoyed with that easy victory though, while Udon and Konohamaru thought the teams were unfair. They evened out the teams for the second game, as Tsunade got to team up with Udon against Kushina, Moegi and Konohamaru. Tsunade and Udon started heading down south towards the attackers start position.

Udon was obviously very happy with this team set up, not knowing that Tsunade was just as happy about it. Once she heard who she got teamed up with, she readjusted her kimono styled gray shirt a bit, to show a bit more cleavage. That was completely unnecessary as Udon's eyes would have been glued on her chest either way, but at least now she gave him something more to look at. They had about five minutes to prepare some battle strategies, before the game started and they needed to start their attack. As they walked towards the attackers starting position, Tsunade thought now was a good time to have a little fun with Udon.

"What are you looking at, brat?" Tsunade asked with a playful smirk adoring her pretty face.

Udon gulped nervously, as he looked away from her chest for the first time since they split up from the others "Nothing, sorry Tsunade-sama".

Tsunade chuckled "If you aren't looking at anything, then why are you apologizing?".

Udon started sweating a bit, as he was scared of getting an angry Tsunade after him. He had seen how she would get when she was angry for real, as she had pummeled Jiraiya several times on their walk back to Konoha, after that visit at the Tanzaki Quarters town. She also had a tendency to get angry with Naruto and Konohamaru, as they won't stop calling her granny or old hag.

"I'm sorry Tsunade-sama, I won't do it again" Udon said bowing his head, which had Tsunade shaking her head and sigh. A second later he was glancing at her chest again, causing Tsunade to giggle “I don't mind that you look, Udon-kun".

"You don't?" Udon said staring up at her for a second before his eyes returned where they used to be. Tsunade leaned down and pressed her giant melons together as she smiled at him "I don't, but I want to hear you say it. What are you looking at, Udon-kun?" she asked in a playful tone, while smiling at him.

Udon's eyes blinked in surprise, before he forced his eyes away from her breasts to stare into her eyes "You're not angry?" he asked in disbelief. He really thought he was playing with fire here.

Tsunade responded by shaking her head, while still smiling at him. This had Udon swallow the saliva in his mouth, due to how nervous he was, before saying "I was staring at.." he began hestitantly. He paused for a second as he stared at Tsunade, who still smiled at him with those beautiful round breasts pressed together, as if to re-assure him. He stared straight at them as he spoke in a low tone, gaining some confidence he didn't think he had "Your tits" he said in a low tone.

Udon was expecting her to hit him, or at the very least yell at him, as he covered his face with his arms preemptively. That didn't happen as she just kept smiling at him. "Do you like them?" Tsunade asked with a smile that was somehow even cuter than the previous one.

Udon couldn't believe what he was hearing. Why had she not kicked his ass yet? He wondered that, but managed to stutter out a "Y-yes".

"What do you like about them?" Tsunade asked while giggling, she then jumping a couple of times, as if to bounce on the ground, causing her breasts to jiggle.

Udon's stutter disappeared as his love for breasts took over "They are the most wonderful creations ever created by the ninja God. They are so big, round, bouncy and perfect!" he declared with a perverted grin.

Udon quickly realized what he had just said without thinking, causing him to hold his hands in front of his mouth in shame.

"Oh my, I have had many men drool and leer at my breasts in the past, but that's probably the best compliment I have heard so far. That's so sweet of you, Udon-kun" Tsunade said, purring out his name at the end, with a very flirty smile, while she leaned in closer to him. She then gave his forehead a quick peck. Afterwards Tsunade stood up while giggling, leaving a blushing Udon behind her "Let's go win this thing" Tsunade said.

"Yes, Tsunade-sama!" Udon said with a salute, being more motivated than ever, as he followed her. This turned out better than Tsunade could ever had hoped. She couldn't wait to tease Udon more, but this was a good start. He is actually one of the main reasons why she decided to come back to Konoha so willingly. She knew she could have some fun with him, since he seemed to be such a perverted brat.

Not much else happened while they played. After two hours of playing, Kushina asked Konohamaru help her bring out some drinks and pastries which she was going to treat everyone. As those two headed inside, Tsunade and Udon's staring game started up again, even though Moegi was still there with them. Luckily for them, Moegi wasn't really paying attention to them at all. The three of them sat on the veranda connected to the house, while Udon leered at Tsunade's chest while Tsunade licked her lips, smiling at him as she stared at him with a flirty expression.

At the same time as that was going on, Kushina and Konohamaru who entered the house to get drinks and snacks, ended up having a rather interesting conversation of their own. After having heard Naruto talk about Konohamaru having a girlfriend, even if that may have just been to tease Konohamaru, and heard rumors of Konohamaru chasing girls in school, Kushina had finally decided to go through with asking him out on a date. She doesn't want some other girl to get him, because in her mind, Konohamaru belongs to her. Even if she is still in complete denial about her crush on him. They way she reasons is, that she just wants to hang out with him and have fun, and that's the same excuse for as to why she wants to start dating him. It's just to have fun, it's not like she is in love with him or something. Or at least, that's what she keeps telling herself.

Once they got inside the kitchen, Kushina turned around and said “Konohamaru-kun, I have been meaning to ask you something”

Konohamaru gulped in fear, even though he didn't know what he had done this time, but he figured he had probably done something that would get him in trouble “Okay, what did I do this time?”

“Nothing, it's not like that..” Kushina said, as she started biting her lip nervously. At first Konohamaru thought he was right to be worried, as Kushina's face started turning redder than her hair. After twenty seconds of her not saying anything, and the way she kept biting her lip, he realized she wasn't angry, she seemed more nervous than anything else. Konohamaru couldn't help but think that she looked incredibly cute acting all nervous like that. He just didn't know what she was so nervous about. Kushina is normally not the least bit shy, but now that she readied herself to ask Konohamaru out on a date, which is something she had been wanting to ask him for almost a year, she couldn't help but get a little bit nervous.

“Uhm” Kushina said blushing as she turned her head to the side. She gathered her courage and continued “Do you want to go out with me sometime, dattebane?”

Kushina kept her eyes on anything that wasn't Konohamaru due to how embarrassed and nervous she was, while she waited for his response. What he said made her nervousness disappear a little “Sure why not, I'll bring the others and we can play ninja elsewhere, kore!” Konohamaru said in an excited tone.

She realized Konohamaru either had no idea what she had just asked him or he completely misunderstood. She giggled and ruffled Konohamaru's hair, before she said “No silly, I meant if you and I could go out alone together sometime when you are free”.

“Huh?” Konohamaru responded tilting his head “Do you want to play ninja with just the two of us?” he asked in confusion.

Kushina laughed, as his cluelessness had helped her return to her usual self “No, I'm not talking about playing ninja. I'm saying we could do anything we want. Such as going on walks, watch a movie together, get something nice to eat or something like that, with just the two of us, dattebane!”

Before Konohamaru got the chance to say anything Kushina turned her head away from him again, in order to hide her blush “Only if you want to, that is-ttebane!” she sputtered outt.

“I..I'd like that” Konohamaru said, blushing slightly as well now. He didn't understand exactly what it is she wants them to do, but he wouldn't say no to hanging out with Kushina either way. Maybe she had plans for some grand prank that the two of them could target Naruto with.

“Really!?” Kushina asked in excitement. She got a nod as an answer.

“That's great!” Kushina said cheerfully, as she leaned down to hug him. Konohamaru was surprised by the hug, but he hugged her back after a few seconds. “We're gonna have so much fun, I'm sure of it” Kushina said as they continued to hug.

While they hugged, Kushina felt overjoyed. She had been so nervous about asking him out, but now they are finally going on their first date. She didn't care if Konohamaru didn't see it as a date, as he still seemed a bit clueless, but in her mind they will be going on a date. Their hug lasted for well over a minute. It was the longest Konohamaru had ever hugged someone, and the ones he hugs most often happens to be Kushina who will have it no other way. He certainly didn't mind it, as he was currently very comfortable hugging the beautiful Uzumaki woman.

Kushina then went and grabbed five plastic cups and gave them to Konohamaru “Take those out, I will get the rest tebane!” she said excitedly, as she was not able to stop her verbal tic from slipping out, due to how happy she was. Soon the two of them joined the others outside, eating the snacks and drinking the lemonade.

They played ninja again after that for a few hours. After they were done, Konohamaru asked Kushina if he could get a glass of water. Kushina obviously didn't mind that and the two of them once again walked into the kitchen alone.

Kushina poured him a glass of water and handed it to him. Just as she was about to talk more about their date, she heard Minato voice coming from the front door “I'm home!” he said loudly as he entered the house. Kushina leaned down and whispered into Konohamaru's ear “Do you have anything planned tonight?”.

“No, I'm just gonna do some boring home work when I get home” Konohamaru whispered back, wondering why they were whispering.

“Do you want to go out with me tonight then?” Kushina asked, she got a nod as an answer from a rather confused Konohamaru.

“Great! I'll come pick you up at nine then, after I've had dinner with Minato and Naruto” Kushina said with a cute a smile, while her cheeks had turned a bit red.

“Okay” Konohamaru said with a grin, before chugging all of the water in his glass, in one go. He then waved good bye to Kushina, before running passed Minato who entered the kitchen “Hey, Hokage-sama!”

“Oh, hey there Konohamaru-kun” Minato said with a chuckle, before greeting his wife “Hey honey, had a nice day?”.

Kushina faced him with a rather forced and crooked smile “Yeah I sure have.. Welcome home, Minato” she said, while already thinking about what she is going to wear on her first date with Konohamaru.

Tsunade ended up leaving together with the group of three friends. Since Konohamaru's house is located on the same street as Kushina's, she soon ended up alone with Udon and Moegi as they entered the streets of the village. As Moegi was about to leave them as well, as her house was in the opposite direction of theirs, she walked up to Udon and bonked him on top of the head.

She leaned in and whispered “Stop leering at Tsunade-sama that way, she might kill you!” she warned.

Udon nodded “Yeah, I will”.

Moegi sighed, knowing he wasn't listening to her. She then waved towards Tsunade “Bye Tsunade-sama!” she said before she left.

Tsunade and Udon kept walking for another minute. Udon did not take Moegi's advice, as she had expected, but Tsunade didn't mind that at all.

“Are you going this way as well?” Tsunade asked.

Udon nodded “I live in a house in the southern parts of the village”.

Tsunade smiled “That explains it, The Senju clan compound is located south as well”.

Udon didn't say anything, instead he had to dodge a lamp pole that he almost walked into due to keeping his eyes on her chest instead of ahead of him.

Tsunade giggled, as Udon scratched the back of his head sheepishly.

“Udon-kun, do you have any plans for tonight?” Tsunade asked.

“No, not really. I was just planning on reading a book or something. Why do you ask?” Udon asked.

“Well” Tsunade said playful smile “I don't have any plans either”.

“Okay” Udon said with a confused expression as his head bopped up and down for a second, following the movement of Tsunade's jiggling boobs.

“Is my breasts the only thing you like about me, Udon-kun?” Tsunade asked with a cute pout.

“What, no!” Udon said in excitement “Not at all!”.

“Do you think I'm pretty?” Tsunade asked, her playful smile having returned.

Udon gulped, before nodding nervously.

“Do you think I have a sexy body? Or is it just my breasts you like?” Tsunade asked with a wry smile. She really enjoyed this.

“Your breasts are amazing, just like the rest of your body!” Udon answered in a loud tone, luckily for him, they were pretty much alone on the road they currently walked on.

Tsunade smirked “Is it safe to assume that you like me then?”.

Udon nodded, blushing slightly.

“Show some confidence, Udon-kun” Tsunade said with a shake of her head “I'm doing all the work for you”.

“Y-yes, I like you Tsunade-sama” Udon said, blushing even more.

“I know” Tsunade said as she ruffled his hair “I like you too, Udon-kun”.

“You do?” Udon asked with an open mouth of disbelief.

“I think you are a very interesting young man, Udon-kun” Tsunade said, still smirking at him “Since we are both free tonight, and we like each other.. Maybe it's high time for you to ask me something?”.

“Okay, what should I ask you?” Udon asked with a confused expression. This felt like a dream to him, he couldn't believe this was really happening.

Tsunade sweat dropped. She was trying to get him to ask her out. “In these situations the man needs to have the confidence to ask out the girl he likes” Tsunade said with a giggle.

Udon scratched the back of his head in thought. He didn't really understand what she meant, he had no experience with dating or anything like that. In fact, this is probably the longest conversation he has ever had with a girl, who isn't named Moegi.

“Ask you out where?” Udon asked in a confused tone.

“Oh boy..” Tsunade thought as she nursed her forehead, while thinking “Is he even more obliviouss than Naruto-kun is?”

With a sigh, Tsunade said “How about this, I follow you home now so that you can show me where you live. Then I can come pick you up at your house before we go out”.

“Okay!” Udon said with a happy tone as he pointed down to a road with a bunch of houses on the side of it “I live here, the second house on the right!”.

“I see, how about I come get you at nine tonight?” Tsunade asked, as she smiled at him.

Udon nodded “Sure, Tsunade-sama!”.

Tsunade giggled “See you later, Udon-kun”.

“Bye Tsunade-sama!”.

Tsunade then went home. When she got home, she found a note on the kitchen table from Shizune. Apparently she was going to come home late tonight, which Tsunade thought was a bit odd. Tsunade couldn't help but smile though, thinking that maybe she was seeing someone as well. It's about time for Shizune to finally get herself a boyfriend anyway.

In reality, Shizune was in the schools infirmary, going through all the files of the male students of the ninja academy. She was looking for interesting young men who she could try her memory loss pill on, before seducing them. She has already found a few who has caught her interest.
Konohamaru and Kushina

When Minato got back home, Kushina started preparing a quick dinner for her and her family. After they had all eaten together, even Naruto as he had made a short to stop at home to get some grub in him before going back training, Kushina headed upstairs. She went inside a room that she used whenever she practiced her dancing. It's a very spacious room which didn't have much furniture in it. She also had her closet and large mirrors, which she uses when she combs her hair or applies her make up, in this room. Her closet is the reason she went upstairs. She was finally gonna get a chance to put on one of her new dresses that she bought at Tanzaki Quarters.

She tried on a few of her new outfits, liking how she looked in most of them. She had already decided on which outfit she would wear tonight.

She ended up choosing a black keyhole dress, which had a skirt that reached down to her knees. But the keyhole of this dress, was located around her cleavage, meaning that she, for once, was exposing part of her cleavage. The dress also left her midriff exposed. While not being the most revealing of outfits, this was by far the most revealing one she had ever worn outside of her home, without counting swimsuits and bikini's at the beach and so on. (2).

By wearing this, she hoped that she could get a sign or a reaction from Konohamaru that he thought she looked good in it. Kinda like how he had checked out that skank of a woman, at Tanzaki Quarters. This is due to her still thinking that her attraction for Konohamaru is one sided attraction, and that he had no interest in her at all in a romantic way. While Kushina has still not admitted to herself that she has romantic feelings for him, her actions tell differently as she wants to impress him with this dress. At 8:50 PM she started heading towards Konohamaru's house, which is located further down the same street that she lives on, closer to the village.

A couple of minutes later, she found Konohamaru waiting at him on that street, outside the gates of the Sarutobi clan compound. He didn't want his perverted old grandpa to bother Kushina with his disgusting invitations and perverted comments. When Kushina came walking towards him, while smiling at him, he couldn't help but stared at her wide eyed.

“What the fuck..” Konohamaru thought as he blatantly checked her out “Wow!” he uttered, as he stared at her in awe. He thought that he was truly taking in the sight of a Goddess. He didn't think she could become more beautiful than she normally was, but he found out today the he couldn't be more wrong about that. Kushina smiled cutely, that was exactly the kind of reaction she had hoped for. Even she couldn't deny the fact that he was blatantly checking her out, with a rather dumb and perverted grin. That was a relief to her, as she now knew that she at least had some hope of them maybe becoming something more than just friends.

“Hey, Konohamaru-kun. Ready to go?” She asked with a pretty smile.

“Y-Yeah” Konohamaru stuttered uncharacteristically, before he got up to walk next to her. The two of them walked side by side, heading into the streets of Konoha.

“Are you hungry?” Kushina asked.

“I sure am!” Konohamaru said excitedly, he didn't have time to eat as he had been training earlier.

“Want to get a bowl of ramen or two at Ichirakus? My treat ttebane” Kushina said sounding happier than ever. Even though she had just had dinner, she can always make place for a bowl of ramen.

“That sounds great, I'm starving” Konohamaru said smiling back at her. His lousy gramps had forgot to make him dinner tonight as well.

“Great!” Kushina said cheerfully, before she took Konohamaru's hand in her own, intertwining her fingers with his. They walked down the same road that Tsunade and Udon had walked down earlier, which lead towards the ramen stand. As they were walking, Konohamaru noted that he was far from the only one who appeared stunned by Kushina's new looks, as every guy who saw her reacted the same way he did earlier. He was pretty sure he even saw some guys on bicycles drive into a wall as they got lost staring at her. No one had ever really seen Kushina reveal this much skin, or worn a skimpy dress like this before, other than Minato, Naruto and her closest female friends. So it came as quite the shock for the village men that saw one of, if not, the most beautiful woman in Konoha like that. Kushina noticed the stares but didn't care about them, she only cared about what Konohamaru thought of her. If anyone else tried something with her, she would kick them in the nuts.

After a few minutes of walking down the street, they arrived at the ramen shop. They could easily get seats at the small ramen shop since it was completely empty of customers. Kushina couldn't understand why, since to her their ramen is easily the best food in Konoha. After being greeted by Ayame, who was the only one working in the shop tonight, they made their orders.

When Kushina saw Ayame, she wondered if she had just made a big mistake by taking Konohamaru here out of all places. Ayame is after all the biggest gossip in the village. Luckily she is also a very good friend to Kushina and her family, and she has never heard of Ayame gossiping or spread any rumors about them before. Ayame loves to gossip, and she has a way to find out about all the big scandals, adultery and other rumors, and what ever else people gossiped about. Kushina has heard a lot of very immoral stories from Ayame that turned out to be true.

Ayame has also told her about a lot of the ninja that are cheating on their partners, and where and how it happened. She had some unknown way to get this information and it was always confirmed to be true later on. That's why she needed to be a little bit careful around her now that she is “dating” Konohamaru. She didn't want any weird rumor to spread about them. They are just hanging out and having fun, after all. It's nothing more than that. That's how Kushina sees it anyway.

As Ayame prepared their orders, Kushina said “Has anything interesting happened in the village lately, Ayame-chan?”

Konohamaru face palmed when he heard that, they had just sat down and now those old hags were already about to gossip. Just like whenever he visits this place with his friends, he has to listen to Moegi and Ayame's gossip. He couldn't care less about the gossip of women, as it didn't interest him. He just wanted to enjoy his ramen in peace and quiet.

“Well, there is a few things but I think it's best I tell you about that when you are here alone” Ayame said with an eye wink.

“Don't mind Konohamaru-kun, he won't listen anyway, isn't that right?” She said glancing at Konohamaru who nodded “You got that right, kore!”

“In that case, if you insist!” Ayame said in a giddery tone, excited about the chance to gossip “Did you hear about the two sisters and what they did this weekend?” Ayame asked.

“Akane and Maho right? No I haven't anything about them since you told me that Akane seduced Morino Ibiki” Kushina said, scowling at the thought of the two slutty sisters.

The two sisters in question, are Udon's two older sisters. Both are brunettes like him, but unlike him neither of them wear glasses, and they are incredibly good looking. They used to be very popular back when they were students at the ninja academy. The sisters are two years apart in age. The elder sister Akane, who is also the one that had seduced and slept with Ibiki, has sizable bust. She is a double D. She has long brown hair that she ties into a pony tail. She is very outgoing and social.

The younger sister, Maho, could pass for Akane's twin, except that she has slightly smaller breasts. Her hairstyle is also different as she lets it fall straight, similar to Kushina. She is also considered as a shy girl by those that doesn't know her too well, since she is not as social as her elder sister. Those that knows her well, knows that she is anything but shy, since both of these sisters has more than looks in common. They are both extremely slutty. They have almost no talent at all as ninjas, so they have used their love for sex to get themselves promoted to chuunins by fucking the right guys for a few years.

The sisters being this slutty is not common knowledge in the village. The only people that knows about that, is the guys they are fucking, and the group of people Ayame gossips with. That group is pretty much the same group families and clans that invites each other for birthdays and such. The Uzumaki, Nara, Inuzuka, Hyuuga, Uchiha, Haruno, Yamanaka, Akimichi, Sarutobi and a few others like Jiraiya and Tsunade. There is also a few others that Ayame gossips with, but she prefers to keep that a secret, since they are the ones she gets most of the information from.

Ayame nodded “Yes that was two weeks ago. The rumors from this weekend, is that she slept with another clan head. A married guy supposedly. Unfortunately we haven't found out who yet”

Kushina sighed “I hope it's not one of my friends” she said, fearing it was one of the clan heads she and Minato knew well.

“The younger sister also did something scandalous this weekend. She was seen entering the house of the village elder, Homura. What do you think they did alone together at his house?” Ayame said with a chuckle.

“I would rather not think about that, thank you very much” Kushina said shaking her head.

“Yeah, I don't blame you. There is also a few other interesting things I have heard about!” Ayame said, as she served them both their bowl of ramen. As Kushina and Konohamaru began eating, Ayame continued gossiping.

“Did you know that Maito Gai has been seen with the same woman for about a year now?” Ayame asked.

“No, but if he has, then I am happy for him. Gai is a wonderful man, and I hate shallow people who won't see past his God awful exterior” Kushina said with a chuckle.

“So much for not being shallow” Ayame said with a giggle.

“Yeah, but I'm not wrong am I?” Kushina said with a laugh.

“No, you are right. But I'm also glad for him, I hope he has found someone who likes him for who he is. Unfortunately, me and my friends hasn't been able to figure out who the girl is that he is supposedly dating..” Ayame said with a frown. She didn't like not having all the details, and she hopes she and her gossip friends can find out who that girl is soon.

“I'm sure one of your little spies will find that out for you soon” Kushina said waving her off.

“It's probably gonna be Moegi, that girl can't stop spying on people so that she has things to gossip about..” Konohamaru said in a bored tone, as he joined in on the conversation.

“That's why she is my favorite little spy!” Ayame said with a wide smile, and eye winked at Konohamaru.

“You heard her, be nice to Moegi-chan. She is such a nice girl!” Kushina said as she pinched Konohamaru's cheek playfully.

“Yeah yeah, just cut that out already!” Konohamaru barked at her.

They went on to gossip about a few other things, which was unrelated to the topics they had already talked about. After paying and thanking Ayame for their food, Konohamaru and Kushina left the ramen shop, hand in hand.

“Where are we going now, Naruto's mom?” Konohamaru asked, as they walked north on the same street they had been walking on earlier.

“I have a name you know” Kushina said, while pouting cutely.

“Okay, Kushina-sama, where are we going?” Konohamaru said in an annoyed tone.

Kushina frowned and crossed her arms in front of her chest “I don't like that suffix, call me Kushina-chan like you call your other female friends!”

“W-what, are you sure?” Konohamaru asked a bit nervously. He couldn't believe what he she just told him. "Kushina-chan" is what he would always refer to her as in his mind, whenever he thought of her. Never would he have thought that she actually wanted him to call her that. Also what would Naruto think if he ever heard him refer to his mom with that suffix.

“Yes, I would like that very much” Kushina said, as her cheeks got a bit red, as she started blushing again.

“Okay, Kushina-chan then!” Konohamaru said cheerfully, he didn't have to worry about what Naruto would think now that they are alone at least.

“As for where we are going, I'm not sure myself. What do you want to do?” Kushina asked, as she looked around at the various buildings and establishments at the side of the roads.

“We can go to the arcade, they have some new games I want to try out” Konohamaru said in an excited tone. He had heard about those new games from Naruto, who often visits that arcade together with Kushina. The two of them likes to compete against each other in all the different arcade games available.

“Sounds fun, lead the way Konohamaru-kun!” Kushina said matching his excitement. She was going to show Konohamaru her arcade game skills.

They then went to the arcade where they played all kinds of different arcade games, enjoying each others company. They were both really competitive as well, not wanting to lose to one another. The other people in the arcade where mostly a young crowd of civilian nerds or delinquents. Or at least that's what Konohamaru and Kushina saw them as, while they might call themselves “gamers”. They didn't care about the odd couple, who they saw as nothing more than filthy casuals, so they minded their own business. Although, a few of them who did see them to together, thought they looked like they were best friends having fun.

At 11 PM, both Kushina and Konohamaru started to get tired and decided to call it a night. As they walked hand in hand back to the street they both live on, Kushina was planning out another date with him.

“I really enjoyed our first date” Kushina said as they walked next to each other towards the street that both of their houses where located at.

“Date?” Konohamaru thought, as he wondered what she meant by that. He quickly realized that he didn't care what she meant by it, since he had enjoyed hanging out with her as well “Same here, I had a great time, kore!” he said with a grin.

“Do you have any plans tomorrow evening?” Kushina asked. She didn't want to appear pushy and needy, but at the same time, she really wants to have another date with him as soon as possible.

“No, not that I can remember” Konohamaru said.

Kushina showed him a sexy smile, as they reached the gates of the Sarutobi clan compound “We will have our second date tomorrow evening the! I'll come pick you up at nine again, make sure you remember it, dattebane!” she said in an excited tone.

Once again Konohamaru was confused about her calling it a date. What the hell is a date? He wondered.

“Sure thing, Kushina-chan!” he said with a confident smirk, as he once again realized that it didn't matter. As long as they keep hanging out like this, then he would be happy.

Kushina got down to his level, then stared him straight in the eyes. She then hugged him “Thanks for a wonderful evening”.

“Y-you're welcome?” A stuttering Konohamaru said, hugging her back lightly. He thought that Kushina sure had gotten touchy with him lately, although, that wasn't something he really minded.

Kushina ended the hug after a few seconds and was now back to staring at him, this time she was blushing as she wondered if she should kiss him. She is still in complete denial about her crush on him, mind you.

“No, he will probably be disgusted with the thought of making out with an old hag like myself..” she thought, before she stood up straight again. That was a rather silly thought, since she didn't appear to be a day older than twenty due to her Uzumaki genes. Some would even argue that she still doesn't look a day older than eighteen.

“Good night!” Kushina said, as she waved good bye to him walking towards her own home, further down the street.

“Night, Kushina-chan!” Konohamaru responded, as he waved back at her.

When Kushina got back home, she was lucky to find out that Minato was in the living room. After shouting from the front door that she was back home, after having gone out to “have a walk with Tsunade” as she had told him earlier, she rushed upstairs, before Minato could get a chance see her in her black dress. Absurdly enough, she didn't want him to see her wearing that, since she only wore it for Konohamaru's sake.

Minato didn't suspect anything, as he was taking care of some paperwork that he had brought with him home from work. He had yet to see Ino again after they had their date last Friday, but he figures she will likely come visit him again in his office sometime before their next date. He is really looking forward to their next date, and he might have something special planned for them. In other words, there is no need to feel bad for the man. They are both doing the same thing behind each others back. Minato has done so more successfully as well, as he and Ino has gotten a lot further in their relationship than Konohamaru and Kushina has, to say the least.
Tsunade and Udon

Since Shizune weren't home when Tsunade got back earlier, Tsunade took a shower then got dressed up for her little date with Udon. While she waited for the time to pass, she had a few drinks of sake. That would help her loosen up a bit.

Meanwhile, Udon was at home laying on his back in his bed. He was very confused right now. What had Tsunade meant earlier. She couldn't possibly like him the same way right? She must mean that she likes him as a friend or something along those lines. Anything else was absurd, Udon thought.

After having dinner with his family, Udon started reading a book as a way to get pass to time, before Tsunade would arrive. Udon would eventually head outside at nine. He didn't see Tsunade outside at first, but when he stepped onto the road outside the house, he saw her. She was wearing a black skin tight dress, that really emphasized her large breasts, and showed a lot of cleavage, which Udon noticed first. (3).

Udon's eyes widened as his eyes immediately focused on the two large globes coming towards him. Tsunade smiled as she walked up to him, she then placed her arms around him before guiding him lightly towards her chest. She buried Udon's face in between his two favorite objects.

“This must be heaven” Udon thought with a perverted laugh.

Tsunade let go of him and said “Hey, how do I look?”.

A blushing Udon answered “You look good”.

“Good?” Tsunade said leaning down, pressing her tits together again “Is that all? Come on Udon-kun, confidence!” she reminded him.

“Y-yes, you look very nice, Tsunade-sama!” Udon said excitedly.

Tsunade pouted cutely “You had better things to say about my rack earlier. Come on Udon-kun, you can do better than that. How do I look?”

Udon gulped “You look beautiful, Tsunade-sama”.

Tsunade smiled “That's better, but not exactly what I wanted to hear. Try again”.

“You look pretty?” Udon said, staring away from her while still blushing.

Tsunade had him look at her again as she shook her head “Not it either, tell me Udon-kun, what do you really think?”.

Tsunade winked at him, then licked her lip “Tell me what you really think” she repeated encouragingly.

Udon felt like someone else had taken over his body as everything he thought when he saw earlier spilled out of him “You are so fucking hot Tsunade-sama, you are the sexiest girl that has ever walked this earth. Your tits drive me crazy!”.

Udon's eyes widened at what he had just said. Tsunade just giggled in response, before she leaned in and gave him another peck on his forehead “Thank you, now that wasn't so hard was it?”.

Udon's eyes were still just as wide when he heard that, as Tsunade took his hand “Let's go, Udon-kun”.

“Yes, Tsunade-sama” Udon said, staring ahead in complete disbelief. Was he being pranked or something? This couldn't be real.

Tsunade sighed “No need for such suffixes, it makes me feel old. Just call me what you call your friends”.

He uses the "-chan" suffix for Moegi and sometimes for Konohamaru as well, while Naruto mostly went by boss or Naruto-nii.

“Tsunade-san then?” Udon asked, glancing at her face for once. He hadn't even been able to look at her after what just happened, even keeping his eyes away from her chest. Even though she was practically asking for him to leer at them.

“I have never heard you call Moegi-chan or Konohamaru-kun that. Just call me Tsunade-chan, you like me don't you?”.

Udon gulped, then nodded nervously “Okay, Tsunade-chan then”.

“That's better!” Tsunade said with a loud laugh. Udon was one of few people who ever had the privilege of calling her that.

“Um, Tsunade-chan, where are we going?” Udon asked.

“That depends, did you eat yet?” Tsunade asked.

Udon nodded “I had dinner an hour ago”.

“Oh, I have an old friend who owns the finest restaurant in the village. He would have given us a private area out on a balcony to sit at” Tsunade said.

“Sorry, I didn't know we were going to eat, I wouldn't have had dinner then” Udon said.

Tsunade sighed “You don't have to apologize all the time. That was just an option, we can do plenty of other things. As for tonight, why don't you come over to my place? Might be best to avoid having the wrong people seeing us and start asking questions”.

“Okay..” Udon responded, not exactly understanding what she meant. Even though Tsunade didn't really care what other people thought of her, she didn't want Ayame or one of her gossip spies to see them before she even had a chance to have some fun with Udon.

They arrived at the old Senju compound, entering a huge house which seemed to be the only house there that had been taken care of. The rest of them looked a little run down. The inside of Tsunade's home was furniture with a lot of old and expensive furniture. Udon couldn't help but think that he had just walked into some kind of palace almost.

Tsunade brought him to the living room, then said “Have a seat, I'll get us something to drink”.

“Okay” Udon nodded as he sat down on Tsunade's couch.

Tsunade returned a couple of minutes later, carrying two sake bottles and two cups. Udon didn't pay attention to that since it seemed that somehow her breasts were even more exposed than before. Tsunade smirked as she sat down next to him, placing the sake bottles and cups on the table. She let him stare as much as he wanted as she poured a cup for the two of them. Before she had a drink, she sat down in Udon's lap, facing him. She pressed her tits into his face again, but this time she hugged him tightly as well. She didn't let go for a few seconds. As she freed Udon from somewhere he would rather stay, she smirked and said “More of that later, let's watch a movie first”.

She then went to over to start the television, knowing that a romantic comedy was airing on Konoha's only television channel. After sitting down again, she handed Udon a cup.

“Here you go” Tsunade said, chuckling as Udon stared at the cup “What's this?”.

“It's sake, try it” Tsunade said with a giggle.

Udon took a sip from the cup. His first thought was that it didn't taste that bad. He always thought it was stronger than it actually was now that he had tasted it. Tsunade then placed her arm around his shoulder and leaned in on him a little as the two of them watched the movie. They sat like that for about two hours, while drinking up the two sake bottles, until the movie finished. Although Udon didn't see much of the movie as he had stared at something he found to be a lot more interesting. Not only did he miss most of the movie, he had gotten himself drunk as well. A little too drunk, as he had passed out a couple of minutes before the movie ended.

Tsunade stared at Udon who was sleeping next to her, while resting his head on her shoulder. She sweat dropped while thinking “Great plan Tsunade”. She wanted him to drink a little to loosen him up a bit as well. Maybe he would get the courage to start feeling her up or something. She hadn't even gotten to the fun part yet, where she would start teasing him and fool around with him.

With a sigh Tsunade threw Udon up on her shoulder, carrying him back to his home like a sack of potatoes.
Footnootes:

1: I'll refer you to the Dick-O-Meter once again if you want to know how Udon compares to the others: https://mega.nz/file/R3AkwKyI#lP-FV_eXsyTJGwGFzDl6M8muP4XhvAOiSb-Z5p0H0pk

2: A reference of Kushina's dress that she wears during the date: https://mega.nz/file/ZiQXxCrJ#zgHJeYLcAkJQmg80m4Ffr8LdUJoxfyfCadMfiDQbZ78

3: A reference of Tsunade's dress that she wears during the date: https://mega.nz/file/t3IWXaSC#YXz2K6xuamQK4gfwIPMHlxjuZRl3FXs3ZNwGZs7sNN4
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